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PREVIEW -- WWE 2K Battlegrounds: Official Trailer


Pre-order WWE 2K Battlegrounds Now - https://wwe.2k.com/battlegrounds/buy  
Featuring over 70 WWE Superstars and Legends, WWE 2K Battlegrounds is an all-new, over-the-top, multiplayer arcade experience featuring interactive environments and devastating power-ups. Battle your friends online or on the couch in loads of match types, including the new King of the Battleground and online tournaments.


The first thing that I'm seeing as I'm watching the gameplay play out in this trailer is essentially WWE All-Stars at it's core. I'm seeing partials and fractured pieces of the distinct fighting styles from that game on display here. The only difference being with this game is that it's "chibi" models of recognizable WWE Superstars and Legends instead of roided out, comic book over-exaggerations for said personalities that people heavily criticized that game for going with in terms of the visual style.

I'm glad to see that women will be well represented here as I spotted Becky Lynch, Charlotte Flair, Ronda Rousey, and Asuka in this trailer in the mix of the action. I like to think that they borrowed a few elements from the defunct Def Jam series too with the weapons and "powered up" state I saw at the end of the trailer. I wouldn't be surprised in the least if those developers were picked up by 2K after floating around in limbo for so long.

For 2K's sake, I hope this is worth the investment, especially how things panned out for them with WWE 2K20 last year. September 18 seems like FAR too soon to be releasing a new wrestling IP when they never got on good graces with players after their last debacle.

NXT TakeOver: In Your House (June 7, 2020) -- Results & Afterthoughts



NXT TakeOver: In Your House was a professional wrestling show and WWE Network event produced by WWE for their NXT brand division. It took place on June 7, 2020 at Full Sail University in Winter Park, Florida, however, the Adam Cole vs. Velveteen Dream Backlot Brawl was pre-recorded on May 28 in the parking lot of Full Sail University. It was the 29th NXT TakeOver event, which mark the 25th anniversary of the first In Your House pay-per-view. It was the first In Your House-branded event since St. Valentine's Day Massacre: In Your House in February 1999. It was the first NXT TakeOver event to be held at Full Sail University since TakeOver: The End.

Six matches were contested at the event. In the main event, Io Shirai defeated Charlotte Flair and Rhea Ripley in a Triple threat match to win the NXT Women's Championship. On the undercard, Karrion Kross defeated Tommaso Ciampa by technical submission, Keith Lee defeated Johnny Gargano to retain the NXT North American Championship, and Adam Cole defeated Velveteen Dream in a Last Chance Backlot Brawl to retain the NXT Championship.





Six-Woman Tag Team Match: Candice LeRae, Dakota Kai and Raquel Gonzalez defeated Mia Yim, Shotzi Blackheart and Tegan Nox by pinfall.


You're going to hear me say this throughout the entirety of this write-up, but I felt that this was a match that should have been on NXT television either last week or this coming week. Candace LeRae and Mia Yim didn't really advance their feud as they merely walked off to the back for Shotzi and Tegan to continue their lackluster feud with Kai and Sonya Deville's big sister, err Raquel Gonzalez.



Shout out to Dakota Kai with the Hana Kimura tribute in her gear tonight though.

I just didn't think this was a great opener at all (especially by TakeOver standards), even though all of the girls tried to make this watchable and I have see FAR worse women's matches than this.



Finn Balor defeated Damian Priest by pinfall.


I was talking about this with a friend on Twitter last night during the show and I couldn't help be bored watching a Finn Balor match. I can't knock both guys either as I knock both of them are capable of knocking it out of the park. I can't put my finger on what it was, but the vast majority of this match I wasn't feeling until the finishing sequence.


There's no way in hell I would have agreed to take that back bump onto the corner of the steel steps. Don't forget that's how HBK almost got permanently put on the shelf from back injuries. You can't take shit like that lightly.

I felt that Priest needed the win here more than Balor did. It just didn't feel right. I get that they are trying to carry Balor's momentum over until travels to and from the UK are allowed again for we can FINALLY get that match between him and WALTER, but I didn't think a loss here to Priest would have hurt him too much, especially when we don't have a date for whenever this global pandemic is going to die out completely. I guess they could have had Imperium come out and cost him the match, allowing Priest to pick up the win but it would have meant more if Priest beat Balor without any outside help/interference.

This one is a tough call period as Balor didn't need the win, but you couldn't give Priest a win from a screw job to Balor either. Either way, they booked themselves into a corner with this one.



Keith Lee defeated Johnny Gargano by pinfall to retain the NXT North American Championship.


Johnny Failure didn't let me down in this least with another losing effort. That being said, the right man won here. Keith Lee should not have lost the title tonight and nor did Gargano deserve to win it at this point of his new heel persona. The onslaught of no selling every big move and spot in this match - which has become a Gargano staple at this point in all of his TakeOver matches - really annoyed me to no end here. My boiling point was with the keys to Lee's eyes and that didn't end it there, only for Lee not to sell that at all, just like Gargano didn't sell the Shoulder Block through the plexiglass.

I'm surprised the match didn't end to both competitors being exposed to outside pathogens and bacteria after this spot. 


For all of Gargano's amazing in-ring talent and ability to tell a narrative with his matches, you would think that after all this time at the PC, he would learn the value of selling. Less can mean a lot more than trying to fit in 30-50 unnecessary spots in one match for cheap pops, dude.



I did laugh at the usage of the door cam when Gargano locked himself out of the "house" setup on the entrance tunnel. That got a good laugh out of me about halfway into this match.


#Respect. #BlackLivesMatter

I found myself rolling my eyes at Candace and Mia showing up a few minutes after that with a costume change.



C'mon now. We're starting to get to Brandi Rhodes level of silly with these mash-up appearances in the show with little to no continuity. Mia and Candace walked out during this match like this was their first time seeing each other tonight and we didn't get any update on their brawl backstage. It was like "welp, moving on..." after the opener stopped.



We did get this gem of a segment backstage afterwards though. Where the hell did they dig up Todd Pettengill from anyway?


Backlot Brawl: Adam Cole defeated Velveteen Dream by pinfall to retain the NXT Championship.

Out of all of the "cinematic matches" that WWE and AEW have put out over the course of the last few months, I have to say that this one ranks as low as the Final Chapter between Ciampa and Gargano from a month or so ago. I just wasn't feeling this at all. I was thoroughly entertained at Dream's Negan attire though, despite the fact that he looked exactly like Ron "The Truth" Killings/R-Truth when he was in TNA/IMPACT Wrestling when he was gunning for the NWA-TNA World Championship.




That was a gnarly gash on Cole's arm from taking that bump onto the windshield of the car from off that ladder. After like two to three camera cuts, it was cleaned up though. That was another issue with this match - all of the unnecessary camera cuts. It made this match feel overproduced and it came the cost of holding my attention. Every time they would get something going, there would be a few camera cuts like they have to show the mock "crowd" of onlookers while everyone re-positions and clearly cooperates to setup the next spot. At this point, you took me completely out of the suspension of belief that this is any sort of a "brawl" or "street fight". Instead, it came across as poorly planned fight choreography.



Karrion Kross defeated Tommaso Ciampa by submission.

THIS looks oddly familiar...
...To THIS.

I know I'm sounding like a broken record at this point, but Kross needs to be REALLY careful about not getting Marc Mero'd by Sable... errr Scarlett in his corner. I can't speak for anyone else, but I was eyeballing that outfit she was wearing more than actually caring about the bulk of this match.



I read that tweet shortly after this match started and I CANNOT unsee that now.

As for this match, there's not much really to talk about. Ciampa talked up a good game, only to get squashed in less than six minutes. Kross definitely needed to win here, so I'm not going to argue that, but I was just a little underwhelmed that they put this match that far up on this card in terms of match order. I almost completely forgot that it was booked for tonight until it came up after the NXT Championship Match. Kross needed to win in a convincing, dominating fashion and I'm not going to argue that decision here in the least. I won't admit that I agreed with the execution though. I will admit that this match had me more interested than the actual build getting to it though.


Triple Threat Match: Io Shirai defeated Charlotte Flair and Rhea Ripley by pinfall to win the NXT Women's Championship.

I'm not going to say that this was the best that I have seen from these women as I think we all can say that we've seen MUCH better outings from all three women involved. It didn't feel like they were telling a story here; instead, it felt like they were checking off the bullet points on the list of big spots that they wanted to hit. I had to laugh at one point when the referee had to stand in Io's way to get her to hit the brakes on offense as the cameras was playing catch up with the replays and what not. 


Io putting the IYH set to good use here.

I'm sure this is a minor gripe for everyone else, but I groaned in disgust watching Rhea and Charlotte roll around the ring to reposition themselves for the best camera angle at that point too. I know WWE loves their dynamic camera angles and shots, but some of these TakeOver matches would benefit with a static/fixed camera angle and only change cameras for ringside action and/or dives. All of this diving and/or rolling out of the ring (watch Rhea do this on several occasions in this match) to hide out of the field of vision on the current camera to setup the next spot is more distracting than anything. Every time that happens in one of these multi-person matches, I'm always asking myself when and where is the other opponent who has been "hiding" going to reappear from "out of nowhere." I like that stuff used sparingly, not in every one of these matches. 


SHIIIIIDDDD. That bump looked it like it sucked royally. How Rhea isn't concussed off of that is a nothing short of a miracle.

Looking at that bump in slow motion, I have to say that both Io and Rhea are at fault there. Io for misjudging the distance and Rhea for sitting up to prep and tense her torso up for the impact far too early. Just yikes... That being said, I'm glad that Io FINALLY won the NXT Women's Championship, but NXT are dirty at how they did this finish. Charlotte Flair won AND lost the title without being pinned or submitted to any of the NXT Women on their current roster. Her reputation is untarnished. She didn't give not a single rub to the women in that division. I still don't understand what was was the point of having Charlotte chop Rhea Ripley's legs off when she was red hot on momentum following 2019. The only way I can see Rhea redeeming herself is going up to the main roster and beating Charlotte on a PPV AFTER Charlotte has won back the Women's Championship from either RAW or SmackDown! There's no reason to take that belt right off of Io after she just won it. I'm still pissed off that Io didn't beat Shayna Baszler for it in that fateful Steel Cage Match that I ranted about last year. Charlotte Flair gets off scotch free from coming back to NXT and putting that women's division through the ringer with not a single woman on that roster besting her while she was there. That's just really fucked up to say that NXT had such a strong outing at Survivor Series last year.

(Shudders) I really hope that she's not going back to take back the RAW Women's Championship from Asuka. Charlotte ending Asuka's winning streak is still another travesty that should not have transpired either. In either case, good riddance to Charlotte on the black and yellow brand. She didn't do a goddamn thing to boost or elevate that women's division while she was parading around on all three shows every week. I won't deny nor undermine Charlotte Flair's abilities in the least, but it's long overdue for her to be giving back to these divisions and helping elevate them instead of ruling with an iron fist. The number of promising potential threats and competitors for her in the coming years is looking smaller and smaller by the day from the way how WWE booking treats almost anyone who is matched up to face The Queen.

I have to wonder though. Who are they going to match up against Io in the meantime?


Overall, I didn't think this wasn't a bad show. Just not a show that holds up to the high standard that the NXT TakeOver specials are known for. That much can't be helped without the raging fans at Full Sail University or any other venue they could have held this show at unfortunately due to the global pandemic.

WrestleMania 36 - Nights 1 & 2 -- Results & Afterthoughts



WrestleMania 36 was the 36th annual WrestleMania professional wrestling pay-per-view (PPV) and WWE Network event produced by WWE for their Raw, SmackDown, and NXT brand divisions — the first to promote the NXT brand. It was filmed on March 25 and 26, 2020 and broadcast as a two-night event on April 4 and 5, marking the first time the event was broadcast over two nights as well as aired on tape delay. In addition to the WWE Network, the two productions were sold as individual PPVs, with both available as a package deal.

The event was originally scheduled to take place solely on April 5, 2020, at Raymond James Stadium in Tampa, Florida and was to air live. In mid-March 2020, all WWE programming was relocated to the WWE Performance Center training facility in Orlando due to the 2019–20 coronavirus pandemic, with no audience and only essential staff present. WWE subsequently announced that WrestleMania would also be presented from the facility, and air across two nights. The majority of its matches were pre-recorded at the Performance Center between March 25 and 26. Taking advantage of the format, two matches — a "Boneyard match" featuring The Undertaker, and a "Firefly Fun House match" featuring Bray Wyatt — were filmed off-site in atypical, cinematic styles.

The card comprised nineteen matches which were divided between the two nights, including one match on each night's Kickoff pre-show and a dark match on the second night. In the main event for Part 1, The Undertaker, returning to his "American Bad Ass" gimmick, defeated AJ Styles in a Boneyard match, and Braun Strowman defeated Goldberg to win the Universal Championship in the final match from the Performance Center. In other prominent matches, Becky Lynch defeated Shayna Baszler to retain the Raw Women's Championship, and Kevin Owens defeated Seth Rollins in a No Disqualification match.

In the main event for Part 2, Drew McIntyre defeated Brock Lesnar to win the WWE Championship after which, McIntyre defeated Big Show to retain the WWE Championship in a dark match (this match was later shown on the April 6 episode of Raw). In other prominent matches, "The Fiend" Bray Wyatt defeated John Cena in a "Firefly Fun House match", Charlotte Flair defeated Rhea Ripley to win the NXT Women's Championship for a second time, which was the first time an NXT championship was defended at the event, Edge defeated Randy Orton in a Last Man Standing match, which was Edge's first singles match since 2011, and Otis defeated Dolph Ziggler.

WrestleMania 36 received mostly positive reactions from fans and critics. While it was noted that the event suffered from the absence of a live audience and a poor lead-up (partly due to a number of wrestlers being pulled from the event shortly before its filming, mostly in relation to the pandemic, including Roman Reigns, The Miz, Andrade, and Dana Brooke, all of whom were slated to defend or challenge for championships), most felt that WWE exceeded expectations. The Boneyard and Firefly Fun House matches were singled out as highlights due to for their uniqueness and over–the–top tone.





NIGHT ONE (Saturday, April 4, 2020)



KICKOFF
Cesaro def. Drew Gulak

This shit right here that you can see in the gifs below. Cesaro is a freak of nature in pure athleticism and power. Why the hell can we get a competitive one-on-one match between him and Brock someday when he can do shit like this?





Let's not forget that this dude won a match with a fucking Airplane Spin in 2020. Holy shit that was awesome.

WWE WOMEN'S TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIP
Alexa Bliss and Nikki Cross def. Asuka and Kairi Sane (c) to win the Women's Tag Team Titles


I just have to ask is it too much to ask that Asuka gets a WrestleMania moment in this damn company? Splitting Asuka and Kairi up would give the RAW Women's Division two more strong challengers for Becky's title, but I think they could have done more with this tag team in the long run. Putting the belts back on Bliss Cross Applesauce (seriously that's REALLY a thing as they have a shirt on WWEShop...) just seems like the death kneel for this women's tag team division that they never seem to know what to do with in the first place. For the girls' credit though, they really tried to make this engaging enough for the most part, but ultimately the champions fell short to the challengers.

In my eyes, neither Asuka nor Kairi need to be losing to Bliss nor Cross in any shape nor form, but that's just me. This match could have been a LOT worse and I'll admit that it kept me interested from bell to bell with the near-falls and action. Asuka deserves more praise


Elias def. King Baron Corbin


I didn't give a flying fuck about this match when it was announced and I sure as hell didn't care when it happened on this card. This was the definition of a bathroom break for me for the night.


WWE RAW WOMEN'S CHAMPIONSHIP
Becky Lynch (c) def. Shayna Baszler


I don't know how to put this. This was a good match, but it wasn't a "WrestleMania" match, y'know? We've all seen better from both of these women in the past, but I'll admit that this wasn't much to write home about outside of the constant brawling outside of the ring. I was definitely surprised when Becky pinned Shayna clean to boot. This would be the first of Triple H's prized prospects to take a L here over WrestleMania weekend.

This decision would easily make people assume those rumors about Vince McMahon not warming up to the reception of Shayna Baszler as the challenger to dethrone Becky Lynch as their main attraction, but after reading the results for Monday Night RAW (4/6/2020), it's obvious to see what WWE has in the pipeline. Nia Jax made her return and it's easy to see that Becky and Nia have an established history between them during Becky's rise to immortality that I could easily see them waiting until Summerslam to pay off. It's something that not everyone is going to be too keen about (I know I don't care to see this feud play out...) but it makes the most sense in terms of opponents that Becky has exhausted at this point.


WWE INTERCONTINENTAL CHAMPIONSHIP
Sami Zayn (c) def. Daniel Bryan

Bryan chasing after Sami like he stole something.

Bryan gave Sami the beating of his life in this match from these sickening strikes to one scary suicide dive that gave me flashbacks to Chris Benoit's dive out of the ring and into the commentary table. I swear, between Edge and Bryan, I don't know who has been studying the Kota Ibushi and Tetsuya Naito book of unnecessary neck bumps harder.

Thinking back to Sami's heyday back on NXT and how Daniel Bryan and Drew Gulak put on a wrestling clinic on the previous PPV, I was expecting a lot more from this but I was entertained for th most part. I just wanted WWE to give this match enough time. Instead, it felt like it was over as soon as the coals were getting hot. I hope they do more with this program, especially once crowds can start filling the arenas again. We all know that once all five (once Cesaro, Nakamura, and Gulak all get formally involved with this program at some point) that this will end up being a wrestling clinic.

I'll admit that I was a little surprised that Sami retained here, but at the same time, I shouldn't have when Bryan has a history of a weakened immune system and asthma from an early age. If he manages to get sick, they would have to take the title off of him anyway. Additionally, didn't he say in an interview that he's almost done working as a full-time competitor when his current deal is up?


WWE SMACKDOWN TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIP (LADDER MATCH)
John Morrison (c) def. Jimmy Uso and Kofi Kingston


In terms of in-ring action, this was easily my favorite match of the night despite the fact you could tell that this match was edited to all hell at points to hide crash pads and what not. This was one of the few matches that benefited from the show being taped prior. If you don't watch any other in-ring match from Night 1 go out of your way to watch this match.

One thing people are failing to realize about this spot is that Morrison caught Kofi on the ladder to allow him to perform the Hurracanrana. Without JoMo's cooperation, that wouldn't have looked anywhere as smooth as it did here.


Words don't do this match enough justice. Maybe The Miz needs to stay home and miss more matches for these three guys, especially Morrison, can go out there and kill it like this more often.

Even while he was away in Lucha Underground and IMPACT Wrestling, John Morrison's athleticism will never cease to amaze me. 


This is going to go down as one of - if not the best - matches from the entire weekend. Let it be on record that I absolutely LOVED the finish, even though that bump had to suck royally for Morrison though. Jesus...


NO DQ MATCH
Kevin Owens def. Seth Rollins




When this match ended initially by DQ, I threw my hands up in the air, convinced that we were going to have a typical Monday Night RAW finish to this match to continue dragging out this feud. I was relieved when the match restarted as a No Disqualification Match with both men brawling all around the ringside area before Owens ended it with that dive off the WrestleMania sign.

Not gonna lie but that was pretty sick, even though I wasn't too crazy about the rest of this match.


WWE UNIVERSAL CHAMPIONSHIP
Braun Strowman def. Goldberg (c) to win the WWE Universal Championship


After about 3-5 Spears and Running Powerslams each, Strowman endured Goldberg's assault and put him down for the 1-2-3. There's absolutely nothing to write home about this match, especially with the lack of building going into it when WWE clearly had more than enough time to change their plans around after Roman backed out of the event.

Too bad it's too little, too late to scrap the rocket on Braun when they have squandered that opportunity multiple times over the course of the past two-three years. This decision just marks Braun as the poster boy for the definition of a transitional champion.


BONEYARD MATCH
The Undertaker def. AJ Styles

This reveal, followed by the shot of AJ Styles' buried hand in the dirt, was the icing on the cake that was this cinematic masterpiece of a "theatrical wrestling match". 

From start to finish, this was the best thing to come out of Night 1 and closed out this show in spectacular fashion. WWE clearly took some cues from Matt Hardy's Final Deletion, with that not being a surprise since they have almost everyone who contributed to that endeavor in IMPACT Wrestling outside of Matt and Reby Hardy themselves on payroll now in that company. If this was going to be a traditional match, we knew that Styles would have bumped his ass off to make Taker look good to a lackluster, yet passable effort. With this cinematic style, WWE were able to hide the Deadman's shortcomings and paint him into a new light. If WWE wants to book Taker vs. Sting in a match of this capacity then I'm all for it. Otherwise, I hope Taker calls it quits sooner more than later.


It should be noted that Lucha Underground deserves from props from all of the praise that this "cinematic wrestling" style borrowed elements from. That style of presentation predates even the Final Deletion stuff on IMPACT Wrestling from Matt Hardy by a few years and definitely doesn't get enough praise from wrestling fans. It did make me smile a bit to see that Lucha Underground is still having an impact on wrestling today - from wealth of talent that WWE, AEW, MLW, Ring of Honor, NWA, and even MLW have all employed currently to that unique cinematography and Hollywood movie style presentation that they brought to the table.


Night One Closing Thoughts


Going into this show, I wasn't too enthusiastic about a WrestleMania without a crowd in any way, shape, nor form. I was just watching out of obligation since I'm still paying that $9.99 (plus taxes) for the Network each month, so I figured I should get my money's worth in that regard. If I were grade this show, I'd give it somewhere between a C+ or a strong B-, just for the TLC Triple Threat and the Boneyard Matches alone. There wasn't nothing that was just flat out rotten or god-awful outside of that Elias vs. King Corbin match that nobody asked for, but I went to make dinner throughout the majority of that for I wouldn't have to even entertain the thought of giving WWE my time of enduring all of that match from bell to bell. I'll admit that Night 1 left me satisfied for the most part and eager to see what WWE had in mind for Night 2, especially with the Firefly Funhouse Match after seeing what they pulled off with the Boneyard Match at the conclusion of Night 1.



NIGHT TWO (Sunday, April 5, 2020)


KICKOFF
Liv Morgan def. Natalya




NXT WOMEN'S CHAMPIONSHIP
Charlotte Flair def. Rhea Ripley (c) to win the NXT Women's Championship


This was crazy to me that Night 2 would kick off with this match, but given the fact that Night 2 had multiple women's title matches involved, I suppose this was for the best as this match would have been lost in the shuffle if it was bumped up further up the card.

Like I mentioned several times over on social media this past weekend, I thought this was EASILY the best match on the entire card for Night 2, but I could have done without the loud groaning,  moaning, and screaming like this was bad softcore porn on Cinemax.

I'm still not too crazy about the decision to put the belt on Charlotte Flair, but it's whatever. I'm sure that they would have gone with a different result if there were people in that building.


Otis def. Dolph Ziggler


This match served as the climatic finish (no pun intended) to the Mandy Rose, Otis, and Dolph Ziggler love triangle. A mysterious hacker (I jokingly stated that it was Sami Callihan over on IMPACT pulling overtime) revealed on SmackDown! that it was Sonya Deville that foiled the Valentine's Day date plans for Otis and Mandy, which set this match into motion. As a result, Sonya accompanied Ziggler to the ring for this match.

The match itself wasn't too much to write home about as this match was a PAINFUL reminder of how much better it would have been in front of a crowd, especially after Mandy Rose ran down to slap Sonya Deville down to the floor and Low Blow Ziggler in the family jewels for Otis could pick up the win. The kiss shared in the ring between Otis and Mandy was the icing on the cake for all of this, with the only omission was the live crowd's reaction to Mandy and Otis FINALLY getting together.





About damn time. Go 'head, Otis. Get dem Mandy draws tonight, son. You deserve it.

Mandy Rose is allegedly dating Tino Sabbatelli (remember him?) from NXT behind the scenes, so don't get too excited that this relationship is legit. It was just cool to see the "every man" get the girl for once in one of these stories instead of the pretty girl giving him the shaft and going heel like how majority of these storylines end in wrestling, especially in WWE.


Aleister Black def. Bobby Lashley (w/ Lana)


This match had absolutely no build-up since Lashley was immediately put on quarantine for two weeks following his trip to Africa to promote WWE over there. I couldn't believe that they flew out Lana just for this too while Lashley was wearing some ridiculous new tights for his ring gear. I swear that dude has to be regretting that decision to come back to WWE JUST to fight Brock Lesnar when he hasn't even sniffed towards the conversation of any sort of opportunity in that capacity. Then again, he could just happy for that paycheck since there's no telling what Kristal Marshall left him with after their divorce. We all know IMPACT Wrestling wasn't going to have big money contracts to hang onto him (and everyone else who were a big name in WWE prior) forever.

This match was short (for the most part) and to the point. It did it's job and I can't complain about that. I loved that finish where Lashley went for the Spear and Black instantly put him down with the Black Mass to counter. If they are building up Aleister Black as the point who will retire The Undertaker, then this is a step in the right direction. If I were to pick, they can't go wrong with either Drew or Aleister in that role. I'm personally more keen on Taker passing that torch to Aleister or Finn Balor if I'm perfectly honest, but between those three men that I mentioned, Black would be the most obvious choice, given his similar gimmick.

Other than the decision to have Black go over, the best thing to come out of this match is the tease of a fallout between Lashley and Lana. She was the one who told him to go for the Spear when he had Black beat which proved to be his downfall here. They could totally go that route and split them up if they want.


LAST MAN STANDING MATCH
Edge def. Randy Orton


Going into WrestleMania 36, this was easily the best laid out match going into this show. From the promos, the drama, and the emotions going into it, this match had all of the ingredients for an all-time classic. What transpired was a fucking boring as hell match that went on and on and on AND ON for roughly 40 minutes. What made the Johnny Gargano and Tommaso Ciampa brawl throughout the Performance Center cool was that it was over in less than ten minutes. This shit kept on going and going. I think they could have shaved off at least 15-20 minutes of this in the editing room and still would have had a much better match.

I can't speak for anyone else, but I didn't need to see Orton attempting to hang Edge from one of the weight machines backstage when I literally just saw the Dark Side of the Ring documentary of the Chris Benoit murders/suicide about two weeks ago. Whoever approved that spot for this match and didn't edit out of post-work needs to be slapped.

The emotions between Orton and Edge here were real and played into the closing moments of the match that saw a teary eyed Edge give his friend, Orton, a Con-Chair-to to put him out of his misery while simultaneously sealing his fate as the winner of this Last Man Standing Match.

I think my on and off collaborator Serena said it best concerning her feelings about this match though, given the fact that she has a much more emotional attachment to him growing up during the heights of his career.

I have to say... Never has a return to the ring made me cry. Never has a come back story from an injury made me cry. But seeing Edge back... Honestly, it does bring a tear to my eye 
He deserves it. For some reason, I am so happy to see him back. At least for a little bit

I (along with a lot of people online) didn't much care for this match as a whole, but after being forced to retire, Edge did deserve this opportunity to come back to doing what he loved and that's performing in the squared circle. Sure, this match may not have been everyone's cup of tea, but at the end of the day, Edge is back doing what he loves and that's all what really matters. 


SMACKDOWN! TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIP MATCH
The Street Profits (c) def. Austin Theory & Angel Garza



This was essentially a match pulled from a typical Monday Night RAW with the champs defending the titles against a team that never came together until now. Garza and Theory never teamed up not once on NXT, but Austin Theory is getting his WrestleMania (and main roster) debut in a throwaway match on this card.

That's not a knock against anyone in this match either as both teams did what they could to keep this interesting, but there wasn't a single moment in this match where I felt that this was worthy of a spot on ANY WrestleMania card. This was a pre-show match at best.








The biggest takeaway from this match was the fact that Ford's wife, Bianca Belair, ran out to lay out Zelina Vega in the post-match brawl. I'm guessing that this is her formal call-up to the main roster and you can pretty much flush those hopes for her to challenge Charlotte Flair for the NXT title down the drain now.


SMACKDOWN! WOMEN'S CHAMPIONSHIP 5-WAY ELIMINATION MATCH
Bayley (c) def. Lacey Evans, Tamina, Naomi, and Sasha Banks to retain

From the second that they announced this match, I had Sasha pegged to win this thing after FINALLY stabbing her "best friend" in the back. Boy, was I wrong on how this played out by the time it was all said and done. That goes without WWE teasing the hell out of it from the pre-match interview and even during portions of this match.

...Then Sasha Banks got unceremoniously eliminated and absolutely nobody cared about the rest of this match as it was down to Lacey Evans and Bayley. I was more surprised that they let Lacey Evans of all people got to eliminate Sasha than anything else here. Sasha came back into the mix and helped Bayley retain, which asks even more questions as it looked like their partnership was coming to a boiling point where there was a tease of a rift between them at one point. I was hoping for something in the post-match when Sasha handed the belt to Bayley, but nothing.


Outside of the Diva stans on Twitter, who actually remembered that Team BAD was a thing?

I'll give the ladies of SmackDown props. They tried here and this was watchable. Tamina was a wrecking machine for the first portion of the match before she was eliminated by everyone dog piling on top of her - very reminiscent of how Big Show used to get eliminated in battle royals all of the damn time back in the day. Naomi got plenty of time to shine before she fell victim to Sasha and Bayley's double team tactics. Even though I'm still not sold on her as a babyface but Lacey's endurance throughout the punishment that Sasha and Bayley were laying onto her was commendable. Bayley still comes across as so goddamn uncomfortable as a heel at times - at least to me anyway. It doesn't seem organic like how most people warm up at the chance to play "villains" in wrestling.

If they aren't going to do anything with neither brand's Women's Championships, I suggest that they unify both titles. These two divisions have been exposed to the core and it shows that there's a severe lack of depth in these two divisions. Becky, Bayley, and better yet, Charlotte Flair, have all exhausted their credible opponents and match-ups to the point where almost anyone else seems redundant at this stage.

FIREFLY FUNHOUSE MATCH
"The Fiend" Bray Wyatt def. John Cena

The Prototype has returned, along with almost every other gimmick John Cena has been in the past. 
This was just something else... Where the Boneyard Match was a spectacle, this Firefly Funhouse Match was on par with The Final Deletion levels of bonkers and mindfuckery. I said it on Twitter and I'll say it here too - I REALLY hope WWE are cutting Matt Hardy a check for inspiring this "Broken" style influence into WrestleMania this year. That's really surprising too when Matt Hardy went on record in interviews to say that Vince McMahon didn't "get it" and pigeon-holed him back into being the "normal" Matt Hardy during his last run there.

My thoughts EXACTLY, Titus. 
The expression on Titus O'Neil's face was priceless here and worth watching whatever the hell that was alone.



I got no words on that. I wasn't offended by it nor was I blown away by it. I just want to know exactly what combination of drugs and alcohol were involved to produce something like that.

That being said, there's a GREAT explanation/breakdown of that entire sequence by an indie wrestler going around.


WWE CHAMPIONSHIP MATCH
Brock Lesnar (c) vs. Drew McIntyre

Simply put, this was a complete rehash of Strowman and Goldberg from Night 1. As the main event of this show, this felt so fucking lazy on WWE's behalf.

At the end of the day, I'm glad Drew McIntyre got his moment, especially after seeing his WWE 24 special where he was going through the emotions and anxiety of this year's WrestleMania possibly being cancelled among the ongoing coronavirus concerns. It just sucks that there wasn't a crowd there to share that moment with him. What a way to end WrestleMania though... A new champion is crowned but there's no pyro nor confetti to shower him among the roars of the fans to welcome in the new apex predator at the top of the food chain.


Night Two Closing Thoughts

If I was to choose between which night had the better of the two shows, I have to go with Night One. Night Two opened strong with the NXT Women's Championship but dragged on and on, no thanks to the Last Man Standing Match between Edge and Orton. That was coupled with the fact that the majority of the matches on this card were matches that you would normally see on one of the throwaway PPVs and not one of the Big Four PPVs of the year. I'm still disappointed that both Otis and Mandy and especially Drew McIntyre were robbed of the fan response to their triumphant victories. That would've made their WrestleMania moments complete in my eyes. Not some taped show in an empty building.




Looking back at these results, it a little telling that we could be looking at the Four Horsewomen butting heads sooner more than later. The only one of them who isn't holding gold is Sasha Banks and with Money in the Bank still scheduled for May 10th as of this posting, I could see her getting the women's briefcase and starting a sort of clash with the other Horsewomen in terms of who she is going to cash in the opportunity against. This could lead to some playful back and forth between all of them until Sasha ultimately cashes in on Bayley like we all know she should do.

When this show was over, my best friend sent me a message over Facebook. It said, "WWE should've cancelled WrestleMania. This show as a mistake." The more I think about, the more I'm inclined to agree with his opinion. Outside of a handful of matches, this wasn't a must-see event, nor lived up to the reputation of WrestleMania. I don't think we should be grading this show on a curve either since WWE went out of their way to ensure "the show must go on" in the middle of this pandemic while simultaneously putting their talents' health and well-being at risk. While I applaud WWE for providing a lot of people, myself included, in a means of escapism this weekend by watching WrestleMania among the stay at home/lockdown orders in the middle of this ongoing pandemic, I can't say that this is an event that I'm going to fondly remember. I hate saying it like that as there were a lot of great efforts here by the talent to make this show worth our time, but I can't lie to myself and say that this was a "good" WrestleMania. This was a slightly above-average show and that's about it. 

WWE Royal Rumble (Jan. 26, 2020) -- Results & Afterthoughts


Royal Rumble (2020) was a professional wrestling pay-per-view and WWE Network event produced by WWE for their Raw and SmackDown brands. It took place on January 26, 2020 at the Minute Maid Park in Houston, Texas. It was the thirty-third event under the Royal Rumble chronology.

Eight matches were contested at the event, including two on the Kickoff pre-show. In the main event, Drew McIntyre won the men's Royal Rumble match, while Charlotte Flair won the women's. Other prominent matches saw "The Fiend" Bray Wyatt retain the Universal Championship against Daniel Bryan in a strap match, Roman Reigns defeated King Corbin in a Falls Count Anywhere match, and Becky Lynch defeated Asuka by submission to retain the Raw Women's Championship. The event also featured the in-ring return of Edge, who last wrestled in 2011 before retiring from a neck injury.




Singles Match
Sheamus defeated Shorty G


This went a little longer than I was expecting but ended exactly how I figured it would. This Shorty G nonsense has been career suicide for Chad Gable. Dude, get out of this company whenever you can because you are wasting the best years of your career here. I can't believe that he's gone from American Alpha to this shit.



Singles Match for the WWE United States Championship
Andrade (c) (with Zelina Vega) defeated Humberto Carrillo



This wasn't a bad match at all, but I honestly don't see why WWE is pushing Humberto Carrillo so hard. They better be careful about that before there's a backlash from the fans from WWE forcing this guy down our throats at every opportunity. I get it - he's one of the fresh new Latino stars that they want to get over, but he's definitely not ready to hold that belt anytime soon.




Falls Count Anywhere Match
Roman Reigns defeated King Corbin


I didn't care for the last few months of them feuding back and forth and I sure as hell didn't care to pay attention to this. Enough with this shit already. It's bad enough that as of this posting (2/10/20) that they are STILL feuding, even after Reigns and the Usos made Corbin eat dog food.



30-woman Royal Rumble match for a women's championship match at WrestleMania 36
Charlotte Flair won by last eliminating Shayna Baszler


Brand
     – Raw
     – SmackDown
     – NXT
     – NXT UK
     – Free agent
     – Winner
DrawEntrantBrand/StatusOrderEliminated byTime[40]Elimination(s)
1Alexa BlissSmackDown15Bianca Belair26:343
2Bianca BelairNXT16Charlotte Flair33:208
3Mighty MollyFree agent3Bianca Belair10:210
4Nikki CrossSmackDown5Bianca Belair15:080
5LanaRaw1Liv Morgan02:290
6Mercedes MartinezNXT4Mandy Rose and Sonya Deville08:140
7Liv MorganRaw2Lana[1]00:441
8Mandy RoseSmackDown6Bianca Belair08:491
9Candice LeRaeNXT8Bianca Belair09:010
10Sonya DevilleSmackDown7Bianca Belair05:311
11Kairi SaneRaw9Alexa Bliss05:220
12Mia YimNXT11Alexa Bliss06:300
13Dana BrookeSmackDown14Bianca Belair05:260
14TaminaSmackDown10Bianca Belair00:390
15Dakota KaiNXT12Chelsea Green01:320
16Chelsea GreenNXT13Alexa Bliss00:121
17Charlotte FlairRawWinner27:194
18NaomiRaw26Shayna Baszler22:010
19Beth PhoenixNXT28Shayna Baszler23:051
20Toni StormNXT UK25Shayna Baszler18:400
21Kelly KellyFree agent18Charlotte Flair02:290
22Sarah LoganRaw17Charlotte Flair00:280
23NatalyaRaw27Beth Phoenix14:430
24Xia LiNXT20Shayna Baszler10:490
25Zelina VegaRaw22Shayna Baszler09:310
26Shotzi BlackheartNXT23Shayna Baszler07:570
27CarmellaSmackDown24Shayna Baszler06:360
28Tegan NoxNXT21Shayna Baszler03:500
29Santina MarellaFree agent19Self01:010
30Shayna BaszlerNXT29Charlotte Flair04:278
^1 Lana was already eliminated when she eliminated Liv Morgan.

Alexa Bliss and Bianca Belair starting this Rumble just screamed to me who WWE still covets as the future. Bliss never left the title picture and I'm sure if they slotted her against Bayley for WrestleMania that would be the program in a heart beat if they didn't want to go with Sasha or Naomi getting the shot. Belair has on the rise for quite some time in NXT, so that wasn't a surprise either, especially with her match against Rhea Ripley coming up.

All jokes aside, this year's women's Rumble was pretty much dominated by NXT and NXT UK talents. This match had more NXT and NXT UK entrants than any other brand.

Can't even feel sorry for Nattie at this point when it feels like Beth turns on her in almost all of these battle royals/Rumble matches.

The MVP of the night was Beth Phoenix though to me, despite the fact that both Shayna Baszler AND Bianca Belair had a whooping eight eliminations. I don't know how it happened but Beth's hair was a bloody mess at one point of this match, but she kept going regardless how nasty it was looking as the match went on. The Glamazon has a scarier murderface than Ronda Rousey does. That was jarring to see her looking like a beast here then back to looking sweet and innocent on NXT calling commentary a few days later. That's some serious Jekyll and Hyde shit going on there. Beth came into the match about halfway and endured the contest until the end. That was one hell of a performance to say her best years are arguably behind her.

Yikes. I still can't believe Beth competed that entire match with the back of her head a bloody mess like that.

For her sake, I hope that head wound wasn't too serious to say that she was adamant about continuing the match despite bleeding everywhere.


Welcome back, Naomi!

Naomi would make her in-ring return in this match (and would be drafted back to the SmackDown! brand by the time of this posting to join her husband). I died laughing listening to Bryan Alvarez say on Wrestling Observer Live that he thought she was Meng for a second there. I still think Naomi's one of the most gorgeous women of color in the company and actually loved the Beyonce-esque style afro. That's one thing you can't take away from her is her sense of style with this "glow" gimmick that's for sure.

Mandy and Sonya found themselves dumped out and went crashing down like a set of dominoes.

The hilarity of the continued relationship blooming between Otis of Heavy Machinery and Mandy Rose was another highlight of this match where Mandy Rose found herself saved from elimination not once, but two times from Otis at ringside.

https://stopthedamnmatch.tumblr.com/post/190490721963

As of this posting, Otis is set to have a date with Mandy Rose for the Valentine's Day episode of Friday Night SmackDown! and I'm looking forward to that to entertain me more than Viscera and Trish Stratus' date from back in the day.

I don't know who thought it was a good idea to have Santina come back here for a repeat of that Miss WrestleMania Battle Royal debacle, but Beth Phoenix's face said it all. Beth looked like she wanted to rip Santino's nutsack off and feed it to a pack of wolves.

I know that this wasn't the popular decision of the night, but I was honestly fine with this result. Charlotte hasn't won one of these women's Royal Rumble matches and the fact that she can choose any of the three champions from RAW, SmackDown!, and NXT makes this even more interesting. With the way how things are looking as of late, it seems like they are leaning towards confirming the rumors of Rhea Ripley versus Charlotte Flair for WrestleMania as Rhea came to RAW to personally lay down the challenge to the queen herself with Charlotte returning to NXT to confront Bianca Belair and Rhea Ripley on the past week's NXT episode in hilarious fashion. Hell, if we don't get Charlotte vs. Rhea, I want to see Charlotte vs. Bianca just for the promos and segments alone.

All jokes as side though. I'm leery about Rhea vs. Charlotte as I don't think they should be so quick to take the title off of Rhea Ripley yet. I know it has to be killing WWE that AEW is beating them in the ratings wars every week, so the added star power of Charlotte on the brand would definitely put some more eyeballs on that product. The ratings baffle me a lot too as NXT is typically the better booked show of the two on Wednesday nights, but whatever, there's no need to make a decision like this that could blow up in their faces in the long run. On the other hand it would make for much needed downtime for Charlotte. She would be introduced to a wealth of new opponents on the brand and be able to actually rest her body up for returning to the main roster in a few months down the road. On top of that, the main roster would have time to breathe and be able to establish some new contenders on both brands' women's divisions. Let's be honest here, the well has dried up on solid opponents for either Women's Champion over on RAW and SmackDown! outside of like 1-2 people.



Singles match for the WWE SmackDown Women's Championship
Bayley (c) defeated Lacey Evans

Lacey's Moonsault would be more impressive if over half of the roster didn't already do Moonsaults too, if not better in most cases.

I love me some Lacey Evans, but even I can't deny that this was easily the worst match on tonight's card. WWE, stop shoving her into title matches when she's clearly not ready to be in this position. She wasn't ready when they had her feuding with Becky Lynch for months on end and she's still not ready here after they have switched her gimmick up.

Her matching gear with her daughter sitting in the front row was too adorable though. Her husband is a lucky bastard, I swear...

As for Bayley's WrestleMania opponent, I can't see Charlotte challenging her at all. Naomi has returned to the blue brand as of this posting and Carmella won the #1 contender spot for the next title shot, but I can see Sasha Banks turning on Bayley to feud with her for WrestleMania in a role reversal of their feud from NXT. The only big "if" about that is if Sasha Banks gets medically cleared by then.

The other crazy idea I had was that Shayna Baszler debuts in time for the Elimination Chamber and wins the SmackDown! Women's title from Bayley there and Charlotte chooses to face her at WrestleMania. The only thing about that is Becky would be without a WrestleMania opponent, unless they pull the trigger on her versus Nia Jax. I can't speak for anyone else but I'll do a hard pass on that. Shayna versus Becky was pure money from the face-to-face promos in the build to Survivor Series and WWE would be stupid not to do that one for WrestleMania. So yeah... in that regard, I think we're looking at Becky vs. Shayna on RAW, Rhea vs. Charlotte on NXT, and possibly Bayley vs. Sasha on SmackDown! If not Sasha, then I can see them slotting in Naomi as a replacement.



Strap match for the WWE Universal Championship
"The Fiend" Bray Wyatt (c) defeated Daniel Bryan



I can't say that I was too thrilled about this match going in, but this was easily the best Fiend match since the debut of this iteration of Bray Wyatt, despite the fact that it was a losing effort for Daniel Bryan, not that I was expecting a title change here in the first place. Bryan got the job done in the regard that he was able to get an engaging match out of the Fiend and without those distracting red lights too.



Singles match for the WWE Raw Women's Championship
Becky Lynch (c) defeated Asuka (with Kairi Sane) by submission

Out of the two women's title matches on this card, this was easily the better of the two. I thought Asuka and Becky Lynch had a good match the year prior, it was just easily forgotten among the rise of The Man that year and the build to WrestleMania. We can thank Paul Heyman for actually remembering this plot hole that Asuka actually had a victory over Lynch last year and WWE never capitalized on it in the months that followed. When you run out of ideas and capable opponents on the red brand, then you're forced to start thinking out of the box to fill up TV time between PPVs on the road to WrestleMania.

There wasn't any doubt in my mind that Asuka wasn't going to lose here as she was the last opponent that Becky hasn't beat or defended that championship against. Now that's over with, I hope WWE cooks up some strong contenders for the Kabuki Warriors to defend those Women's Tag Titles against at WrestleMania. I'm gunning for Fire & Desire to get a proper shot. Either go with that or let's see Pin Up Strong/Ladies of Doom (Beth Phoenix & Natalya) get a quick run with the belts before putting over one of the newer women's tag teams.

Asuka's poison mist backfiring back onto herself was a nice visual and unique finish to this overall fun match.



Drew McIntyre won by last eliminating Roman Reigns 30-man Royal Rumble match for a world championship match at WrestleMania 36


Brand
     – Raw
     – SmackDown
     – NXT
     – Free agent
     – Winner
DrawEntrantBrand/StatusOrderEliminated byTime[44]Elimination(s)
1Brock LesnarRaw14Drew McIntyre26:2413
2EliasSmackDown1Brock Lesnar01:000
3Erick RowanRaw2Brock Lesnar00:080
4Robert RoodeSmackDown3Brock Lesnar00:410
5John MorrisonSmackDown4Brock Lesnar00:090
6Kofi KingstonSmackDown7Brock Lesnar05:060
7Rey MysterioRaw5Brock Lesnar02:540
8Big ESmackDown6Brock Lesnar00:530
9CesaroSmackDown8Brock Lesnar00:180
10Shelton BenjaminRaw9Brock Lesnar00:370
11Shinsuke NakamuraSmackDown10Brock Lesnar00:200
12Montel Vontavious PorterFree agent11Brock Lesnar00:240
13Keith LeeNXT12Brock Lesnar03:320
14Braun StrowmanSmackDown13Brock Lesnar01:480
15RicochetRaw15Drew McIntyre03:090
16Drew McIntyreRawWinner34:116
17The MizSmackDown16Drew McIntyre00:300
18AJ StylesRaw17Edge07:490
19Dolph ZigglerSmackDown22Roman Reigns12:200
20Karl AndersonRaw21Randy Orton09:460
21EdgeFree agent28Roman Reigns23:433
22King CorbinSmackDown19Drew McIntyre04:061
23Matt RiddleNXT18King Corbin00:410
24Luke GallowsRaw20Edge02:000
25Randy OrtonRaw27Edge14:371
26Roman ReignsSmackDown29Drew McIntyre16:012
27Kevin OwensRaw24Seth Rollins, Akam, and Rezar[2]06:590
28Aleister BlackRaw23Seth Rollins05:060
29Samoa JoeRaw25Seth Rollins04:250
30Seth RollinsRaw26Drew McIntyre04:013
^2 Akam and Rezar were not official participants in the match.


Say what you will about Brock Lesnar, but he made this Royal Rumble match with his inclusion of it. You can call it a burial of the talents that he tossed out one by one, but it made Brock's elimination all the sweeter when Drew McIntyre knocked him over the top rope. What's amazing about that is WWE could have had Drew get eliminated from there and went with their Golden Child in Roman Reigns and really pissed people off again, much like with Charlotte Flair winning the women's Rumble match. Instead, they had Drew win the entire Rumble match on top of eliminating Brock. Say what you will but Drew's a made man going into WrestleMania. It seems like WWE doesn't know how to book themselves out of a paper bag sometimes, but on other occasions like this, they definitely get it right in terms of booking and knock it out of the park with a home run. (Applauds) Well done in that regard, WWE.

I thought it was a massive disservice to John Morrison (who recently just returned to the company), Cesaro, and the reigning Intercontinental Champion Shinsuke Nakamura to get tossed out like common flunkies in this match though. Just wow. Those are three guys who have never faced Brock in a high profile match and they didn't get any sort of rub here. Even Ricochet got a nut shot in for crying out loud.

Thanks for coming, boys.

To Kofi Kingston's credit, I was shocked that he actually lasted the duration before the next entrant came out but I honestly laughed my ass off at him, Rey Mysterio, and Big E all thought they were going to pummel Brock into submission. Mad props for trying though. They were the only ones who hit all of their finishers on him too. I can't speak for anyone else but that imagine of Brock jumping in the air off Big E's back was scary as hell. That's one dude who I do not want to see flying at me in any shape or form. That's like The Big Show when he started doing Goldberg Spears that time.

(Laughs) At the end of the day, Kofi and Rey can blame Big E for putting them through that shit. I don't want to hear this mess about WWE did Kofi wrong for not letting him get revenge on Brock in this match. He lasted longer than anyone else did up to that point so that's another feather in his hat. If they let Kofi toss out Brock then what was going to elevate Drew? Kofi had his moment and let's just move on.


I was glad that Keith Lee was given a moment with Brock too to tease the future. There's absolutely no reason to fast track him to the main roster. NXT has a lot of big guys who can move (Keith Lee, Donovan Dijakovic, Damien Priest, etc.) that I'm sure Brock would have the time of his life working with down the road. Lee versus Strowman was another fun "tease" that we got here too before Brock dumped both of them out.

I marked harder for this than I did for Edge's return admittedly.

MVP rocking the Black Panther inspired ring gear looked freakin' awesome to me, even though he was eliminated faster than a hiccup.


The biggest pop of the night came from the return of Edge without a shadow of a doubt, but I got a ton of shit from people online after saying that I didn't think it was a big surprise when just about every website and social media outlet had confirmed his in-ring return for the Rumble for over a month and I got pummeled with remarks of "Don't read the dirtsheets, bro" like I was intentionally looking for potential Rumble spoilers. I go out of my way NOT to even read anything Rumble related the week or two prior about who was spotted in that city for Christ's sake. I don't go hunting for spoilers. You guys should know that by now. I just thought it was telling when Triple H went out of his way in an interview to shoot down the Edge comeback rumor(s) before the Rumble when he hasn't taken the time to publicly acknowledge dirtsheet reports God knows when. Edge kept denying and denying it - a common trend for people in the wrestling business when their dirty secret got exposed, only drawing more attention to it in the process.

Edge was absolutely shredded though and looked in incredible shape. I guess he's been staying fit for that Vikings show that he's been on too but he had to be motivated for an in-ring comeback too. Too bad the chimps in the production truck with Kevin Dunn had to cut away from the first Spear in roughly a decade though... AJ Styles got injured overselling a bump from one of those Spears from Edge, hence why he was promptly dumped out unceremoniously.


Rollins coming out at the #30 spot was a welcome diversion as we haven't had a big faction try to takeover the Rumble match in a while. That was pretty cool to see everyone join forces in that regard, only for Rollins to get dumped out like the chicken shit heel that he plays so well. I'm glad that WWE turned Rollins back heel as he never clicked as a babyface to me, even during the whole "Burn It Down" phase last year. People just sided with him because they were ready to get that belt off of Lesnar at that point. Rollins' reign fizzled out in a few months and we're right back to square one with Brock holding the title hostage again over on Monday Night RAW.

As of this posting it looks like Brock Lesnar vs. Drew McIntyre is a lock for WrestleMania while it's up in the air currently for who is going to challenge the Fiend for the Universal Championship over on SmackDown!. I would guess that they are going with Roman Reigns winning the Elimination Chamber next month to earn the shot as Vince has done a good job of keeping him far away from that title until now. We should go ahead and prepare ourselves for another Roman Reigns main event for the Grandest Stage of Them All come April.