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WrestleMania 37 - Night 1 & 2 (April 10+11, 2021) -- Results & Afterthoughts



WrestleMania 37 was the 37th annual WrestleMania professional wrestling pay-per-view and WWE Network event produced by WWE for their Raw and SmackDown brand divisions. It took place as a two-night event on April 10 and 11, 2021 at Raymond James Stadium in Tampa, Florida. Following the merger of the WWE Network with Peacock in the United States, WrestleMania 37 was the first major WWE event for which U.S. subscribers could only stream the event via Peacock's WWE Network channel.

The event was originally scheduled to take place on March 28, 2021, at SoFi Stadium in Inglewood, California; however, the COVID-19 pandemic in California made it unlikely that the event could be held there with in-person spectators. Florida, however, lifted those restrictions, and WWE in turn pushed the date of the event back and moved it to Raymond James Stadium in Tampa, which was the originally planned venue for WrestleMania 36 before the pandemic forced it to be relocated and held behind closed doors at the WWE Performance Center in Orlando, Florida. As a result, it marked the first time WWE had ticketed fans in attendance for an event during the COVID-19 pandemic, though to a limited capacity; the last WWE event to have ticketed fans was NXT on March 11, 2020, just before pandemic-related restrictions took effect. With a limited capacity, both nights of the event sold out of all available tickets, with WWE reporting that each night had an attendance of 25,675 spectators, totaling 51,350 for both nights combined.

The card comprised 14 matches that were evenly divided between the two nights. In the main event for Night 1, Bianca Belair defeated Sasha Banks to win the SmackDown Women's Championship. This was the first time two African Americans headlined WrestleMania, as well as the second time women headlined the event after WrestleMania 35. Other prominent matches saw Bad Bunny and Damian Priest defeat The Miz and John Morrison, Braun Strowman defeated Shane McMahon in a Steel Cage match, A.J. Styles and Omos defeated The New Day (Kofi Kingston and Xavier Woods) to win the Raw Tag Team Championship, which was Omos' in-ring debut and also made Styles WWE's 32nd Triple Crown Champion and 22nd Grand Slam Champion, and in the opening bout, Bobby Lashley defeated Drew McIntyre by technical submission to retain the WWE Championship. In the main event for Night 2, Roman Reigns defeated Daniel Bryan and Edge in a triple threat match to retain the Universal Championship. In other prominent matches, Apollo Crews defeated Big E in a Nigerian Drum Fight to win the Intercontinental Championship, Sheamus defeated Riddle to win the United States Championship, Rhea Ripley defeated Asuka to win the Raw Women's Championship, and in the opening bout, Randy Orton defeated The Fiend.

This was the first WrestleMania since 2003 to not feature John Cena in any capacity and the first since 2012 not to feature Brock Lesnar. This was also the first WrestleMania since 1988 to not feature at least one of the following: Shawn Michaels, Triple H, and The Undertaker. The event was also the first WrestleMania since 2010 to have an on-screen appearance by WWE Chairman and Chief Executive Officer Vince McMahon, who opened the show to welcome fans to the event and welcome them back to a WWE event for the first time in over a year.




Night 1 (April 10)



Match Results:



Singles Match for the WWE Championship
Bobby Lashley (c) (with MVP) def. Drew McIntyre by technical submission



For the first match in front of fans, I couldn't understand for the life of me why were they working so slow for the first half of this match. Maybe they were buying time for the storm to clear since the show was delayed at the start due to the rain, but it made for a pretty tame start to the show in the opening minutes.

It should be mentioned that WWE should take note that those promos and interviews from talent that were done on a whim to kill time during the rain delay(s) were all great because they weren't scripted like normal WWE promos are. We got to see a lot of talent show more personality and character than they typically do on WWE programming. More of this PLEASE! You have great talent, Vince. Just cut off some of the puppeteer strings and have faith in them to deliver.

Back to the match itself though, Drew and Bobby brought things together by the end, despite both men getting the opposite reactions from the crowd as I was expecting. I thought the right man won with Lashley retaining. It's not going to hurt Drew McIntyre to not win the title again in front of fans, but Lashley didn't need to have his reign cut short either. He's just as a pivotal piece of the puzzle that makes Monday Night RAW tolerable, just like Roman Reigns has done for the SmackDown! brand. I just wish that Vince didn't disband the Hurt Business the way that he did. It was completely unnecessary at this point of the game. Then again, he might have seen it as a distraction, much like the Kongtourage in IMPACT/TNA Wrestling.






Tag Team Turmoil Match
Natalya and Tamina won by last eliminating The Riott Squad (Liv Morgan and Ruby Riott)
Winners received a WWE Women's Tag Team Championship match on Night 2



Naomi and Lana were the first ones in this match and the first to get eliminated too. Thanks for comin', I guess. I feel even worse for those two when I saw the tweets that Miro and Lana's father came to see her match at WrestleMania too. I was under the impression that her and Naomi would at least last a while in this thing or at least survive to Night 2 and beat Shayna and Nia, but no dice.

Pretty darn strange that they would link up Carmella and Billie Kay for this thing when they could have easily just put the IIconics back together. It's not like they were doing much individually since the split anyway.

I couldn't help but laugh at Mandy Rose slipping on the rainwater on the ramp during her entrance. She played it off well though.

I got behind the Riott Squad running the gauntlet of sorts during this match, but I wasn't mad when Nattie and Tamina picked up the win at the end. The veterans were trying to make this thing good, but it was a beautiful mess from start to finish - even though the ladies get an A for effort.






Singles Match
Cesaro def. Seth Rollins



For me personally, this match was the match of the night for Night 1. Great action and athleticism from both Superstars from bell to bell with Cesaro even pulling off an UFO spot in this match at one point. 

If you don't watch anything else on this show, go out of your way to watch this match and the main event. I cannot rave about this match enough. 






Tag Team Match for the WWE Raw Tag Team Championship
A.J. Styles and Omos def. The New Day (Kofi Kingston and Xavier Woods) (c)



I don't know what else people were expecting from this match. AJ Styles did all of the work for three-fourths of the match while Omos came in and wreck shit the best he could with his limited experience. The little things that he did looked good enough, especially with both the New Day bumping like fools for him and AJ Styles coming in to hide in weak links in Omos' offense. For his first outing in a WWE ring in a major stage as this, Omos made the best of this golden opportunity and that's enough in its own right. 





Steel Cage Match
Braun Strowman def. Shane McMahon



Despite the shitty build of getting to this point, this match was far better than it had any right being going into this show. Strowman beat the holy hell out of Shane O'Mac throughout this thing - rightfully so too. Can we please stop allowing Shane to volunteer to jump off something at Mania every year before he kills himself? That definitely has to be taking a toll on his body. He's looking every bit of old as his father these days.

I'm about as tired as everyone else of these mandatory Shane McMahon matches every year just to see him drop off a building and shave another few years off his lifespan. Give these spots to some other deserving full-time talent(s) on the roster.







Tag Team Match
Bad Bunny and Damian Priest defeated The Miz and John Morrison



While I was pleasantly surprised at how well Bad Bunny performed here and have absolutely mad respect for his dedication to training for this event, I'm not going to say that this was the match of the night like a lot of people on my Twitter timeline were saying during the show. No way. I just thought that Bad Bunny got far too much offense in to the point that it felt like he was making this stuff look far too easy for any outsider to come in and get the upper hand on the established wrestlers. That could be credited to Miz and Morrison going out of their way to be bumping machines for him to look good too.

The biggest takeaway from this is that this match gave Damian Priest the elevation that he needed for his first WrestleMania appearance. That's one good nudge into the right direction for whatever they have planned for him next since this feud is (hopefully) over.







Singles match for the WWE SmackDown Women's Championship
Bianca Belair defeated Sasha Banks (c)



Did I miss something but could someone explain to me why was Sasha dressed like she got dressed in Shotzi Blackheart and Naomi's dressing rooms? That being said, I thought Bianca and Sasha made the most of this main event spot. You couldn't watch this match and really feel for these ladies, especially seeing that Bianca was tearing up before the opening bell with Sasha about to join in before both women put their game faces on to get straight to business. I thought this was a much better match than the Women's Tag Team Turmoil match earlier in this show, but I still felt that Cesaro and Rollins delivered from the bell to bell in terms of performances tonight. That's not selling these women short either. There were some just as impressive - if not more so - spots in this match, such as Bianca military pressing Sasha Banks overhead while she climbed the steel steps.

The finish came at the appropriate moment - right after Bianca nailed her with her hair whip. That allowed Bianca to hit the KOD for the win. I don't have the slightest idea what Bianca has loaded in that hair extension to make that loud as hell crack noise, but it sure as hell left a nasty mark on Sasha's abdomen that you can see during the post-match celebration. Jesus.

In either case, the right woman won and we have the EST as the newEST SmackDown! Women's Champion.

In comparison to the RAW Women's Championship on Night 2, I think this was better of the two women's championship matches and deserved the main event spot here tonight. Much like Charlotte Flair, Becky Lynch, and Ronda Rousey main eventing for the first time a few years ago, you can't take this first ever main event against two black women away from Sasha Banks and Bianca Belair. I have my gripes about Sasha at times, but her and Bianca both earned this - black excellence was definitely on display in this main event. 






Night 2 (April 11)

Match Results:






Singles Match
Randy Orton def. The Fiend (with Alexa Bliss)



I watched this finish at least three different times and I STILL don't get it. This was the worst thing all week on WWE programming and I sat through that go-home edition of RAW last week in its entirety... Why was the Fiend distracted by Alexa Bliss setting off the pyro? Did Orton really need a WrestleMania win at this stage of his career? I mean, come on. The dude already burnt The Fiend alive a few months ago. Shouldn't he be getting his win back by now? 

It just seems like WWE is dead set on killing the mystique of this character. Why keep beating this guy over and over into powder?

The only thing I could gather from this loss is that maybe they are setting up Alexa Bliss to "evolve" into being the new Sister Abigail as this storyline's endgame? I don't know. The only thing I know is that with that black ink/paint leaking into her face, it made her look like Senua from Hellblade




Ironically enough, the folks at Ninja Theory thought the same thing.

The following night on Monday Night RAW (April 12, 2021), Alexa Bliss would announce that she is now acting independently from The Fiend after amassing more power over the darkness that possessed and protected her to summon her own creatures to serve her. I guess they are hinting at Bliss truly becoming Sister Abigail in mind and body, but it still doesn't excuse WWE for the sheer amount of stupidity with the booking of this match. 

Why is this company so adamant about killing the mystique of this character?? The Fiend should be one of their most protected gimmicks/characters for years to come, much like The Undertaker and Kane before it. 





Tag Team Match for the WWE Women's Tag Team Championship
Nia Jax and Shayna Baszler (c) def. Natalya and Tamina by technical submission 



I'm not going to lie but I was behind Nattie and Tamina 110% here, much like so many other fans who got invested into this match. It ran on a little too long, but overall, it was a great performance, especially for Tamina, who deserved a WrestleMania moment after all of these years. I thought the veterans were ultimately robbed of the win here when it was all said and done though. 

I cannot fathom what does WWE see in Nia Jax and Shayna Baszler as a tag team. I just don't see it. Shayna would be a MUCH better singles heel, same for Nia too. The only reason I could see why WWE didn't have them drop the titles to Nattie and Tamina is that they are going to do the switch on SmackDown! this week since they didn't want to do a complete landslide of title changes on this entire show. 

I've seen critiques and complaints from podcasters and other wrestling content creators state that Nattie and Tamina weren't an established team anyway so they didn't deserve to win. Bitch, what? They've been pushing this team on social media for a month or so on and off social media and they were feuding with Nia and Shayna on SmackDown! recently. It's not like they were coming out of the blue with the millionth challenge to them like Mandy Rose and Dana Brooke. I'm honestly surprised that they didn't put Lana and Naomi in the spot to win on Night 1 and to dethrone Nia and Shayna on Night 2. I could see the frustrations with fans about the Riott Squad not picking up the win too. Those girls desperately deserve a bone since they are essentially the only established women's tag team left that hasn't been broken up. I mean, they were but they brought them back together once Ruby Riott came back from injury. I really want to see them get a title run too, especially if go over two veterans like Nattie and Tamina in a lengthy program. Shayna and Nia should have been back in singles matches MONTHS ago. 





Singles Match
Kevin Owens def. Sami Zayn (with Logan Paul) 



After the wars that Owens and Zayn have put each other through not just in and out of WWE, no one should have been surprised that this was going to be a solid performance from both men. These guys know each other in and out of the ring and probably had the time of their lives working on a grand stage like this. I remember hoping that they would have gotten a WrestleMania match as the blow off to their original feud a few years ago actually. 

This match started a trend for the rest of the night where it was obvious that everyone had something to prove and the talent definitely had their working boots on.





Singles Match for the WWE United States Championship
Sheamus def. Riddle (c) 



Much like the match before it, this match definitely delivered in sheer athleticism. 



Sheamus' Brogue Kick connecting on Riddle while he was upside down during the execution of his Lionsault is going to be a key component to a lot of highlight packages for YEARS to come. Jesus Christ that spot looked awesome. It legit knocked the fuck out of Riddle too as when he came up he was bleeding from the mouth. 





Nigerian Drum Fight for the WWE Intercontinental Championship
Apollo Crews def. Big E (c) 



I was disappointed at the lack of drums here (excluding Wale's musical performance for Big E), but I'll be honest that I didn't care for most of this match - despite the guys both working hard. I thought their Fastlane match was better than this.

Repackaging Dabba Kato makes sense if they want to give that big guy something to do, but I had to do a double take for a split second there because I thought he was Damian Priest at first. The biggest positive to come out of this match is that this loss frees up Big E to challenge for the Universal Championship while simultaneously giving Apollo Crews the much needed win for his heel turn. At least they have him doing something now other than just being a generic smiling babyface from week to week, even though I'm not too fond of him being the modern day equivalent of Saba Simba and Prince Nana, but that's just me.





Singles match for the WWE Raw Women's Championship
Rhea Ripley def. Asuka (c) 


I thought for sure that Rhea Ripley was going to lose following the fact that Ash Costello was performing her entrance music ("Brutality") to the ring. Isn't that one of the many unspoken rules of wrestling that if you get a big WrestleMania entrance/performance that you're heavily inclined to lose, much like Big E in the previous match? 

I'm not going to lie, but I wasn't feeling this match in the opening moments as there were a few rough spots as it seemed like Rhea and Asuka were feeling each others' styles out until they smoothed things out a few minutes in. From that point on to the finish, the match went off like clock work. Kudos to how hard Asuka and Rhea were laying their shots in too. It contributed to making this match feeling a lot more brutal than the Bianca and Sasha match that headlined the night prior. 

Sadly, I was disappointed with how Rhea hit one of the weakest looking Riptides I have ever seen her hit to win the title after ducking one of Asuka's kicks. It made for a rather unceremonious moment, despite this being a big moment for Rhea on the main roster, but the execution made it fall flat a bit for me. I'm still happy for Rhea regardless. I'm glad that she was able to return for a second WrestleMania appearance with a win in the history books instead of suffering a loss and leaving in tears again. Rhea Ripley had a pretty shitty year following that loss and worked her way back up to this point after doing the honors on her way out of NXT to put Raquel Gonzalez over and on the map. 

Let's hope that Rhea Ripley turns out to be that shot of adrenaline that RAW Women's division has desperately needed over the past year or so. 




Triple Threat match for the WWE Universal Championship
Roman Reigns (c) (with Jey Uso and Paul Heyman) def. Edge and Daniel Bryan 



Without a shadow of a doubt, this was the match of the night - and possibly of the entire weekend - for WrestleMania and rightfully so. Edge, Daniel Bryan, and Roman Reigns went out there and ran a clinic for this crowd. I'm sure Vince was happy to hear that they didn't need to pipe in boos for Reigns since he was easily garnering in the reaction they wanted here. I was a little surprised at the boos for Edge, but not surprised in the least that the Yes! Movement is alive and well in support for Daniel Bryan. This was a match where at any given moment that you could believe that any one of these competitors could have walked away as the winner. As a fan, I selfishly wanted Daniel Bryan to win (especially since he was playing it up that this could be his last WrestleMania appearance), but I had absolutely no qualms about Roman Reigns retaining. I went in-depth with my issues about Edge winning back during my Royal Rumble write-up, so I'm not going to repeat myself like a broken record here. He made the shift as a complete heel at Fastlane last month, so I didn't see the point of giving him a fairy tale ending to his comeback story this year. It's not going to kill him not to win the title right now. 

My favorite part of this match was the finish. Roman beat BOTH Edge and Daniel Bryan in such a convincing manner that neither one of them can go back and say that they were "screwed" for another rematch at Backlash next month. This ultimately frees up Roman's dancing card for someone new and fresh. There's a wealth of opponents that Edge can face and even more that Daniel Bryan hasn't worked a program with in the last stretch of his career. 




Closing Thoughts

We had black excellence start and finish on Night 1, but we also had Hulk Hogan attempting to steal the spotlight from Titus O'Neil, who I thought could have handled the hosting duties on his own. 


WrestleMania returned this year with fans in the building and that was a good thing, especially with actual crowd noise instead of the canned cheers, boos, and various chants that have been fed into the shows in the Thunderdome over the past year. 







I thought Vince McMahon made a touching speech to open the show to welcome fans back, but we shouldn't be ignoring that there were a wealth of people completely ignoring the CDC guidelines and safety measures. There were numerous fans captured on camera not wearing masks and the seating looked like it was elbow to elbow without people 6 feet apart either. You could easily see this on the front rows at ringside and on the hard camera side throughout the show on both nights. It's no mystery why WWE had everyone sign those consent forms prior to entry.
 

We almost got rained out of Night 1 of WrestleMania...

The first portion of the show was delayed due to the heavy rain in the Florida area at 8PM EST time, but this forced WWE to stall for time with a lot of promos and interviews with talent on the fly to hype the upcoming matches for the evening (Night 1). These were completely unscripted and came off great because they were real and genuine, instead of the cookie-cutter processed bullshit that WWE Creative writes for a lot of these men and women. Like I mentioned earlier in this write-up, give these people a chance and trust them to talk for themselves. Give fans a reason to get invested in them as real, genuine human beings, instead of wrestlers fresh off the assembly line fresh out of the Performance Center or a bad acting class. 

This was a show that I dare say that was better than NXT TakeOver: Stand & Deliver, despite some of the hiccups on both nights. The main roster delivered in the regard that they had more matches that held my attention from bell to bell and who can hate on those brilliant video packages to hype up the WrestleMania matches? Those were incredible for both nights. 

It should also be noted that this was a WrestleMania show that wasn't filled to the brim with part-timers and Legends taking the spotlight away from the main roster of WWE talent. The main roster should be praised for delivering two nights of great wrestling. Outside of Edge, Shane McMahon, and Bad Bunny, the majority of the current WWE roster got their time to shine. That was a victory in its own right. Let's just hope that WWE keep this positive momentum and move it forward into good programming on their weekly shows. 

After seeing Monday Night RAW (April 12, 2021) though, it doesn't seem like they are off to a good start...

WWE Payback (Aug. 30, 2020) -- Results & Afterthoughts



Payback was a professional wrestling pay-per-view and WWE Network event produced by WWE for their Raw and SmackDown brand divisions. It took place on August 30, 2020 at the Amway Center in Orlando, Florida. It was the sixth event in the Payback chronology and the first to be held since the 2017 event.

The card comprised eight matches, including one on the Kickoff pre-show. In the main event, Roman Reigns defeated "The Fiend" Bray Wyatt and Braun Strowman in a No Holds Barred Triple Threat match to win the Universal Championship. On the undercard, Dominik Mysterio and Rey Mysterio defeated Seth Rollins and Murphy, Keith Lee defeated Randy Orton, and Shayna Baszler and Nia Jax defeated Bayley and Sasha Banks by submission to win the WWE Women's Tag Team Championship.




Match Results:


Kickoff - Tag Team Match
The Riott Squad (Ruby Riott and Liv Morgan) def. The IIconics (Billie Kay and Peyton Royce)


Didn't watch, but as of this posting (9/1/20), the IIconics were forced to disband due to losing to the Riott Squad the following night in a rematch on Monday Night RAW. I'm all for that since Peyton Royce deserved to go on her own for a while now. She's clearly the more talented of the two in-ring. Let Billie Kay serve as enhancement talent on one of the other brands post-draft.


Singles Match for the WWE United States Championship
Bobby Lashley (with MVP and Shelton Benjamin) def. Apollo Crews (c) by submission


The first thing I uttered after the finish was "WTF is the FULL Lashley?" Decent match, I guess, but they did the right thing here and put the title on Lashley, who should have been challenging Apollo in the first place. MVP should have been the mouthpiece from day one. I don't need to see him still wrestling in 2020. Isn't the whole point of the Hurt Business is to rehab Lashley and elevate him back to his former greatness with Shelton Benjamin?



Singles Match
Big E def. Sheamus


These two guys tried here, but they had already had a series of decent matches over on SmackDown! so this was pretty much rehashing familiar territory. I was the under the impression that Sheamus still had some nagging back issues so I found myself cringing that he took that bump down to the floor from the ring apron off that Spear out of the ring spot that Big E loves doing. I'm surprised that dude hasn't sprained his wrists or something from doing that so much all of these years. I can totally get behind this Big E that's all business when the bell rings.

I'm going to keep saying it though - he needs to leave the goofy shit at home if he really wants to take this singles push somewhere though.


Singles Match
Matt Riddle def. King Corbin


I couldn't give a flying fuck about this. Corbin lost and that's all what matters in terms of sensible booking.



Corbin won the match though when his tweet was read on-air and the exact moment where Riddle's happy expression sank right down the drain was priceless.

I see people complaining about bringing up his real life infidelity allegations into a WWE storyline but I'm looking at it like WWE bringing up Jeff Hardy's alcohol and drug abuse into storylines recently. It's nothing different for them. This is their brand of being "edgy" and "real" in 2020. It's definitely in bad taste but they think are exposing "insider" stuff by airing dirty laundry on television.


Tag Team Match for the WWE Women's Tag Team Championship
Shayna Baszler and Nia Jax def. Bayley and Sasha Banks (c) by submission


I didn't think this actual match was very good at all. There were tons of botches, not just from Nia Jax, but from Sasha and Bayley attempting to move her around the ring. The best thing to come out of this match was the very creative submission finish from Shayna Baszler by using Sasha's own arms to choke out Bayley for the win.


Man, that was an awesome finish. Can't say the same about the rest of the match leading up to it though.


I busted out laughing that commentary wasted absolutely NO time in saying "NO BELTS BANKS" after the decision. I couldn't understand why Nia was overjoyed during the post-match interview when she contributed absolutely jackshit to the finish here. They should've handed both belts to Shayna and let her be a single woman wrecking crew - unless she has Marina Safir and Jessamyn Duke as her lackeys on the main roster (full-time) now.


Singles Match
Keith Lee def. Randy Orton


Can't say that anything here was memorable nor noteworthy, but in terms of the pattern is smart booking tonight, the right man won with Lee going over on Orton. I guess this confirms the rumors and predictions that Orton is going to take that title from Drew McIntyre, which would set Lee in a prime position to challenge for said title in the near-future.


Tag Team Match
Dominik Mysterio and Rey Mysterio def. Seth Rollins and Murphy


This wasn't anywhere close as their match at Summerslam the weekend prior, but it's to be expected that these guys can't hit two homeruns in two PPVs mere weekends apart. On top of that, Rey Mysterio suffered an injury in this match, so that probably played a factor in that as well. This wasn't a bad match, but I was a little underwhelmed, especially given the high stakes of their previous match. Dominik still shined here like before, but Rollins and Murphy's antics are getting old at this point. Murphy ate the pin here, so it's obvious that this feud isn't over when it should be at this point. They could have given the Mysterio family the win with the feel good moment to capitalize on the name of the PPV but they didn't with Rollins not being the one to eat the pinfall here. I don't see why they should milk this feud out for a few more months. It's not like WrestleMania is around the corner or anything.


No Holds Barred, Triple Threat match for the WWE Universal Championship
Roman Reigns (with Paul Heyman) def. "The Fiend" Bray Wyatt (c) and Braun Strowman


The tale of the tape to setup this match all night was the cliffhanger reveal at the end of Friday Night SmackDown! was that Paul Heyman was now managing Roman Reigns. If there's any doubt in anyone's minds, but the "Big Dog" is now officially a heel. He was refusing to sign the contract for this match until it was tailored to his specifications. The story had the commentary team acting like there was any doubt that he was going to sign it to be a part of this title match. Strowman and The Fiend came off even bigger dumbasses in all of this when they were fighting in this match like it was a one-on-one contest until Roman Reigns came out and wrecked shop like this was a Money In The Bank cash-in.

Going into this match, I was convinced that Roman and Heyman were going to be revealed to being the masterminds behind Retribution, but in retrospect, I'm glad they weren't. What the hell does Roman have to be mad about? That wouldn't have made a lick of damn sense. I rather this reveal for Retribution be something big for a lot of NXT call-ups or misused main roster talents anyway.





Paul Heyman raising the hand of his new client in victory.


Afterthoughts
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This wasn't a flat out god-awful show, but it wasn't a particular exciting show either, especially to serve up as a follow-up last weekend's NXT TakeOver XXX and Summerslam events. Despite the wealth of smart booking decisions on this show, it ultimately felt completely unnecessary. They could have done most of what they have done here later this month at Clash of Champions or on the weekly RAW and SmackDown! shows to pop a rating. As a result, I was left feeling like a vast majority of this show was a complete waste of time, especially for the majority of the undercard.

WWE Summerslam: You'll Never See It Coming (Aug. 23, 2020) -- Results & Afterthoughts



SummerSlam was a professional wrestling pay-per-view (PPV) and WWE Network event produced by WWE for their Raw and SmackDown brand divisions. It took place on August 23, 2020 at the Amway Center in Orlando, Florida. It was the thirty-third event under the SummerSlam chronology. It was also the first SummerSlam since 2011 to not feature Brock Lesnar, who competed in the main event match for the past six years and in 2012. Additionally, it was the first SummerSlam since 2009 to feature MVP.

The event was originally scheduled to take place at the TD Garden in Boston, Massachusetts, but due to the COVID-19 pandemic, Boston mayor Marty Walsh announced the suspension of all large-scale gatherings and that no permit would be issued for an event that could draw a large crowd before September 7. Since mid-March, WWE has presented the majority of their shows from the WWE Performance Center in Orlando with no fans in attendance due to the pandemic. With the move to the Amway Center, SummerSlam was the first major WWE event held outside of the Performance Center since March, although still without fans physically in attendance; fans instead were able to attend and be seen virtually on LED boards in the venue through a new experience called ThunderDome.

The card comprised eight matches, including one on the Kickoff pre-show. In the main event, "The Fiend" Bray Wyatt defeated Braun Strowman in a Falls Count Anywhere match to win the Universal Championship for a second time. After the match, Roman Reigns made his return following a five-month hiatus and attacked both men. On the undercard, Drew McIntyre defeated Randy Orton to retain the WWE Championship, Mandy Rose defeated Sonya Deville in a No Disqualification Loser Leaves WWE match, and Asuka defeated Sasha Banks to win the Raw Women's Championship for a second time after losing her match against Bayley for the SmackDown Women's Championship in the opening bout.



Singles Match for the WWE United States Championship
Apollo Crews (c) def. MVP
Bobby Lashley and Shelton Benjamin were banned from ringside.

Kick-off match, so I didn't watch, but I have a question. Why is MVP still wrestling matches when he's supposed to be the mouthpiece for the Hurt Business? Couldn't Lashley be wrestling these matches instead?


Singles Match for the WWE SmackDown Women's Championship
Bayley (c) (with Sasha Banks) def. Asuka


Out of the three women's matches on this PPV, I have to say that this was the weakest match out of the three. I don't mean that an insult either as there was some great women's wrestling on this show in all three bouts, but the finish here soured my taste on this match in the end.

Sasha Banks no sells three consecutive attacks from Asuka, only to jump up on the ring apron and take the bullet for Bayley during the final exchange off the ring apron, thus allowing Bayley to roll Asuka up to retain.

I thought it would have made more sense to have Asuka dethrone Bayley because that women's division on SmackDown! is on life support, despite the fact that Naomi beat Bayley clean on SmackDown! Friday night. Bayley has gone through that entire roster in terms of challengers for that title and no one has beaten her nor has shown any signs of a glimmer of hope of taking it from her anytime soon. The win over Asuka here just felt like a minor footnote in terms of giving Bayley bragging rights that she overcame her loss to the Empress of Tomorrow from their days back in NXT.

The fact of the matter is that Asuka had Bayley's number and she knew it.



Tag Team Match for the WWE Raw Tag Team Championship
The Street Profits (Angelo Dawkins and Montez Ford) (c) def. Andrade and Angel Garza (with Zelina Vega)


There's nothing much to write home about this match as it was your typical Monday Night RAW run-of-the-mill, bland, boring tag team match that went on a little far too long for my taste.

I was expecting a run-in from Bianca Belair for the finish, but no dice. The finish occurred when Montez Ford accidentally bumped Zelina Vega off the ring apron and down to the floor, where Andrade was too pre-occupied with tending to her instead of helping Angel Garza fend off the Street Profits.



No Disqualification Loser Leaves WWE match
Mandy Rose def. Sonya Deville


The decision to change the stipulation of this match came at short notice following the trial on Friday with Sonya's real life stalker being charged in court. This match originally was going to be a hair vs. hair match, but it changed to the current stipulation. To be fair, the loser here was never really in doubt, especially with everything that Sonya Deville has gone through with this stalker incident. I don't blame her for wanting to get off television for a few months and just get away from all of this for a while. That way she can hit the reset button - mentally and physically - before coming back bigger and better for her next big WWE storyline. I'm still bummed out that Fire & Desire never won the WWE Women's Tag Team titles, but the fucking IIconics did? Fuck that noise, especially when they were desperately looking for teams to put those belts on at one point.


Loving Mandy's choice of new ring gear to go with her new hairstyle. 

I got a kick out of Mandy doing the Caterpillar/Worm to celebrate with Otis after the match. I almost died laughing at that. She needs to ask Nikki Bella for some pointers on that.



Street Fight
Seth Rollins (with Murphy) def. Dominik Mysterio (with Rey Mysterio)


This was a fucking master class in terms of storytelling for the evening.

This was arguably one hell of an in-ring debut for Dominik Mysterio. I'm sure his biological father, Eddie Guerrero, was smiling down him with pride (laughs). All jokes aside, Dominik, Rollins, and Rey Mysterio killed it with everything in this match from bell to bell. They even had me going with Mysterio's wife teasing to get involved.


I absolutely adored everything about the narrative in this match. This image alone is worth it's weight in gold. 

The match had the PERFECT ending too. Dominik got so close at victory that he could taste it, but Rollins got the knees up to shoot down those dreams. Rey wanted to help his son, but was helpless as he was handcuffed to the ropes across the ring and was forced to watch Rollins deliver the Curb Stomp that would secure his victory. If this doesn't lead into that father/son tag team match against Rollins and Murphy (The Disciple...LOL) that Rey Mysterio has been begging for, then these people need to be slapped for this booking.

On a sidebar note, cool throwbacks to Rey Mysterio's WCW Halloween Havoc '97 for Rollins' ring gear while I could have sworn that Dominik was rocking some TJP-inspired gear. I know that kid is thanking his mom's side of genetics to get her height instead of being his dad's height.



Singles Match for the WWE Raw Women's Championship
Asuka def. Sasha Banks (c) (with Bayley) by submission


Sasha Banks was on a mission to have the best women's match of the night and she sure as hell accomplished that feat. Her and Asuka were killing each other in this match from bell to bell. I couldn't give a flying fuck about Sasha's current gimmick and storyline right now, but she hasn't disappointed me in the least when it comes to her in-ring ability. I still think that she does a little TOO much in matches at times, but I can't hate on her ability to perform, even though she tends to go overboard in terms of unnecessary bumps and risks.

I was all for this match being the best thing on the show from the women, but the finish was absolutely stupid. They rehashed the EXACT same spot from Bayley's title defense, only for Bayley to get knocked off the ring apron and Sasha got rolled up instead. I get that they were saying that Asuka learned from her costly mistake in the previous match, but why the fuck is the commentary team going on about this Bayley's fault?


Sasha went to the well too many times in terms of dirty tricks and got owned. Simple as that.


I know the Sasha stans will be butt hurt that she lost yet ANOTHER singles title after her first title defense, but she shouldn't have won it in the first goddamn place. That entire storyline from the last month or so was absolutely stupid. It was only done for Sasha and Bayley can continue parading around together, bragging about having "dos straps" or "two belts". To be honest, I would have went with Asuka taking both of those belts from Sasha and Bayley, but that's just me.

WWE seems to be deadset on stalling and dragging out this split between Sasha and Bayley for over a year (which feels like 2-3 at this point) to the point where I don't see how anyone still cares at this point. Sasha goes back to being a boring babyface while Bayley is the heel this time around. Who cares? I don't doubt the match itself would be nothing short of amazing, but all of this stalling and waiting is killing this in the long-term scheme of things.



Singles Match for the WWE Championship
Drew McIntyre (c) def. Randy Orton


This wasn't a bad match at all. Randy Orton seems to be on a mission to prove that he can have great matches without a ton of dives since his feud with Edge earlier this year. They totally had me going that Orton was going to win the title when Drew whiffed the Claymore completely though. I totally bought into that spot, only for Drew to roll him up with a backslide to retain.



I don't have an issue with a backslide being used, but my main issue was with it being used merely to give the commentary team the excuse to shout "YOU'LL NEVER SEE IT COMIN'!!" as the show's tagline. That had to be a Vince call to have the commentary team shout that right after the finish. Regardless of that call, I wouldn't mind seeing Drew and Randy have a rematch.

As of this posting (8/27/20), Keith Lee has debuted on Monday Night RAW - as advertised in the promo package that aired after this match and is set to face Randy Orton one-on-one at WWE Payback this Sunday (8/30/20). Seems like they are scrapping the rocket on the back of the Limitless One right off the bat.




Falls Count Anywhere Match for the WWE Universal Championship
"The Fiend" Bray Wyatt def. Braun Strowman (c)


I'm going to be honest. At this point of the show, I had mentally tuned this match out for the most part. For what I did pay attention to, I thought it was decent, but I can't say that I'm a fan of these slow-prodding big man matches in WWE. They never seem right on execution. Kross and Lee had a match in the same spot that left a lot to be desired and while this match wasn't as highly anticipated as that one was, there were some good spots to this match. It just felt like they completely shit the bed on the finish.


The talk of the town of this match was the big return of the "Big Dog" himself - ROMAN REIGNS. Now THAT I didn't see coming at all. I thought he was staying FAR, FAR away from this company as long as COVID-19 was a threat, especially with his previous battles with leukemia.


Roman Reigns returns.

I suppose since the Thunderdome is in an open air arena, it's safer for him to perform. WWE has that rented out for the next few months, so that's long enough to get the ratings back up before taking him off TV for a while. You don't want to overexpose him before WrestleMania season. If I was Charlotte Flair, that's what I would do. Stay far away until close to that magic hour of 2021 when they need her for the WrestleMania builds while establishing her some new opponents and new faces to face.





Afterthoughts:



With the ratings for Monday Night RAW and Friday Night SmackDown! both reaching record lows, you knew Vince McMahon was going to hit the panic button and bring back someone from off of the bench at home. I wonder how long it's going to take before we see Brock Lesnar and Paul Heyman show back up on TV? I would pay to see him bare knuckle brawling in that RAW Underground thing at least once. Either that or call him down for a NXT TakeOver special to have a Fight Pit match against Timothy Thatcher, but I know we won't see that anytime soon.

All in all, I think WWE delivered on both fronts with both NXT AND the main roster for once for Summerslam weekend. This show was far from perfect, but they had several matches that I was genuinely invested in. This was the first main roster PPV during the COVID-19 era that I have thoroughly enjoyed since the two-nights of WrestleMania back in April.

WWE Money In The Bank 2020 (May 10, 2020) -- Afterthoughts on a VERY Unorthodox Show



Money in the Bank was a professional wrestling pay-per-view and WWE Network event produced by WWE for their Raw and SmackDown brand divisions. The majority of the event took place live on May 10, 2020 from the WWE Performance Center in Orlando, Florida, while the show's eponymous ladder matches were pre-recorded on April 15, 2020 at WWE's Titan Towers global headquarters building in Stamford, Connecticut. It was the eleventh event under the Money in the Bank chronology.

The event was originally scheduled to take place at the Royal Farms Arena in Baltimore, Maryland, but the venue cancelled all shows that were to be held in May due to the COVID-19 pandemic. In response, WWE took advantage of the situation and moved the two titular ladder matches to their global headquarters building in Stamford with a new "Corporate Ladder" gimmick where the match's titular briefcases were suspended above a ring on the building's roof. The wrestlers began on the ground floor and fought their way to the roof.



Quick Results:

  • Kick-Off: Singles Match - Jeff Hardy def. Cesaro

  • Fatal 4-Way Tag team match for the WWE SmackDown Tag Team Championship - The New Day (Big E and Kofi Kingston) (c) def. The Forgotten Sons (Steve Cutler and Wesley Blake) (with Jaxson Ryker), The Miz and John Morrison, and Lucha House Party (Gran Metalik and Lince Dorado)

  • Singles Match - Bobby Lashley def. R-Truth

  • Singles Match for the WWE SmackDown Women's Championship - Bayley (c) (with Sasha Banks) def. Tamina

  • Singles Match for the WWE Universal Championship - Braun Strowman (c) def. Bray Wyatt

  • Singles Match for the WWE Championship - Drew McIntyre (c) def. Seth Rollins

  • *** Money in the Bank ladder match for a Women's Championship Match contract the WWE Raw Women's Championship - Asuka def. Carmella, Dana Brooke, Lacey Evans, Nia Jax, and Shayna Baszler

  • Money in the Bank ladder match for a World Championship match contract - Otis def. AJ Styles, Aleister Black, Daniel Bryan, King Corbin, and Rey Mysterio

MITB Winners: Asuka for the women and Otis (LOL) for the men.





Afterthoughts:




Let's start things off by addressing the elephant in the room first and foremost. It was revealed on Monday Night RAW (5/11/20) at the start of the broadcast that the MITB match for the Women's Championship contract wasn't for a title opportunity, but for the RAW Women's Championship itself since Becky Lynch is taking a leave of absence after revealing that she's pregnant. I won't lie - I saw this news being reported on a few websites during the PPV actually and didn't pay it any mind at all. I chucked it up as random bullshit started up by one of those dirtsheets that spread false information. I was thinking that if that news was legit, one of the legit sources of wrestling news would have reported it sooner. Instead, we got the truth straight from the cow's mouth (as how the saying goes) right here on RAW.

While I'm happy to hear that Becky Lynch is undertaking the journey of motherhood and being a parent with Seth Rollins, I can't say that this was the way that I saw her Women's Championship run coming to an end. If she knew that she was pregnant back in April (as she mentions in an interview right after this news got out) then that was even more reason to drop the title to Shayna Baszler at WrestleMania a month ago. This time last year, Becky Lynch's stock was on an all-time high. No one else in that company was on her level, outside of maybe Charlotte Flair and Ronda Rousey before she left the company shortly after WrestleMania last year.

That's when Becky's stock went on the decline too, not saying that those lackluster feuds with Lacey Evans (who shouldn't have been rushed up from NXT and shoehorned into a program with the top woman in the company) then that joint pairing with her real life boyfriend, now fiancee, Seth Rollins against Lacey Evans and that charisma-vacuum Baron Corbin, did her any favors either. After that, Becky has been in a clusterfuck array of questionable feuds (except for that callback to Asuka's one defeat over her at Royal Rumble 2019 that WWE seemed to gloss over for months) and segments. One could blame that she didn't have her "Joker" (Ronda Rousey) to play off their natural chemistry as bitter enemies like Batman and Joker. I can't put all of the blame on that fact as WWE's women's divisions have been lacking depth across the board on the main roster with all of the marquee talent down on NXT. They called up Shayna Baszler to an underwhelming degree (I still don't understand why she was biting people in the neck...), only to have her LOSE at WrestleMania when it would have been the perfect narrative to have Shayna win to avenge her fellow MMA Horsewoman. Becky could have been back to clawing her way up from nothing to the top again - the same story that got fans behind her in the first place. Instead, she became what she hated - the top drawing female with the rest of the division under her thumb.

I don't want to dwell on that too much though as we're supposed to be talking about MITB here. I'm going to be completely honest. I had the PPV on as background noise on my phone while I was playing Final Fantasy VII Remake. I would occasionally glance at whatever matches were going on, but nothing really held my interest until the main event.

R-Truth vs. MVP/Lashley felt like deja vu from that feud where Lashley was beefing with Pope in Impact Wrestling while he was still a part of MVP's Beat Down Clan faction. If WWE is going to rehash that in their company, I would love to see MVP as Lashley's hype man again then. If Samoa Joe can stay off the injured list, then I say lump him into that crew as well.

How the hell did Jeff Hardy vs. Cesaro land on the kick-off show for Hardy's return but R-Truth got a match on the main card anyway? I don't mind those two feuding, but man, now more than ever we need to see Cesaro get elevated into a main event position. Stop wasting this man's fucking talents in this company. It's obvious he's not going anywhere else, so strap the rocket on him and see what happens. With the ratings at an all-time low, it's not like you got much else to lose.

Tamina vs. Bayley had me fooled for a second there towards the end. I was convinced for a second there that they would actually have Bayley drop the title to Tamina after Sasha Banks got involved to cause that rift in their friendship that everyone is waiting for. I wouldn't have been upset either as Bayley could have easily won the belt back on SmackDown! this following week in a rematch. Instead of all of that, WWE went for making Tamina look like a colossal idiot by breaking her own pin on Bayley when she had the match won just to chase Sasha around the ring. At that point, I literally said it out loud, "No wonder you haven't held a title after being in this company for so long."

I glanced at the Fatal 4 Way for the SmackDown Tag Team titles off and on, but if I'm honest here, I didn't care who was winning that. The Usos are sidelined and the New Day were defending against two "underneath"/jobber-fodder tag teams along with Miz and Morrison, who literally lost the belts a few weeks ago. I was just happy that the Forgotten Sons didn't win the gold. It disgusts me about what this company has done to those guys in the Lucha House Party since signing with the company following the Cruiserweight Classic. You'll see glimpses of Gran Metallik and Kallisto's former greatness here and there, but absolutely no one is taking them seriously as a credible threat for any titles nor for a win in general. You would think that they would be begging to get out of their contracts to head back to Mexico where their talents could be put to better use.

I thought Drew vs. Seth was the better of the two World title matches as I personally can't get into the "Mr. Rogers" Bray Wyatt matches. I didn't care when he fought Miz last year and I didn't care here when he fought Strowman. It was obviously the means to an end to setup the rematch against The Fiend at Backlash. I hope and pray to God that they don't have plans to have Strowman beat The Fiend like how he lost to Goldberg in Saudi Arabia earlier this year. I like Strowman but everyone knew that he was a transitional champion this year at WrestleMania to substitute a warm body in the ring with Goldberg (without any sort of a storyline, mind you..) when Roman Reigns decided to sit that show out for the well-being of his family during this pandemic. Let's put the belt back on Bray and have everything (at least in the WWE Universe anyway...) go back right in the world. 

As for the main event, I can't even really call that a match. It was a spectacle more than anything else with some brawling littered in-between. I wasn't embarrassed nor flat out disgusted by it, but it kept me entertained from start to finish. I thought there were some missed opportunities there though, such as possibly cuing up the Saw music when Black trapped Styles into that room full of The Undertaker's coffins and props. Wrestling twitter failed me when no one (even as of this posting) made a montage of Lacey Evans sucker punching bitches with the Women's Right like Butch Magnus on that one episode of The Boondocks where Riley got his chain stolen. The food fight was bound to happen, but I was little surprised at inter-gender brawling during that bit, especially with Shayna choking out Rey Mysterio.

I was little disappointed at the cameo from Vince McMahon in his office, but I have to admit that I see what everyone else is seeing about how bad (or rather OLD) Vince McMahon looks now. Is he getting enough sleep and eating well during this pandemic? I can understand that these times are a stressful situation, especially with his XFL revival going down the toilet for the second time in a row without even getting a foot properly off the ground and his wrestling product drawing in the all-time lowest ratings across the board. It might be the time to hand the reigns over to someone else to run this thing at this point. Let's face it, Vince, you're not getting any younger at this point. Either hand it off to Triple H and Stephanie to run or sell it to the highest bidder. I mean, c'mon... It's time to chuck things up as another L in the books if things get any worse for the E machine.

I thought the right woman won with Asuka winning the Women's MITB briefcase, which turned out to be containing the Women's Championship the following night. From the few times that I have tuned into highlights from RAW as of late in these empty arenas, Asuka has always been a highlight. It doesn't help that I have become a fan of her YouTube channel as well. You would think that she would be killing her gimmick with that YouTube channel with how adorable she is in her personal life, but it just adds to her charm as an onscreen persona (Asuka the Killer and Asuka the Adorable Otaku) when both venues are polar opposite from each other that it's EASY to keep them separated - at least in my head anyway.

As for the men, I had it pegged for AJ Styles or Aleister Black to win the entire thing and we saw where that wind up by the time this thing as all said and done. Rey Mysterio and Aleister Black found themselves thrown off the roof by Baron Corbin (AKA the Grand Marshall of the Possum Day Parade as per Jim Cornette). Corbin and Styles get to the top of the ladder and both snatch the briefcase down, but Corbin hammered with a guitar by the returning Elias. Styles fumbles with the briefcase, only for it to land in the hands of Otis below. Watching this live, I busted out laughing hysterically. Every once and a while you need to have a win like this to show that anyone could win one of these matches. I don't see why some people are acting like it's such a travesty that Otis won the MITB briefcase. It doesn't mean that he's guaranteed to win the title of his choosing whenever he decides to cash it in anyway. Besides, who says he doesn't lose it to one of the random heels on SmackDown! in a match?

Otis' win here tickled me like that time Santino Marella almost won the Royal Rumble in 2011 against Alberto Del Rio until he got thrown out at the last instant because everyone forgot that he was still in there. On paper it sounds goofy, but you need shit like that in wrestling every now and then to remind people that the squeaky clean babyfaces can pull off miracles too. That's what got people to fall in love with that event in the past. It was established that anyone had a chance to win it and not just the guys that are CLEARLY being elevated on the cards. Look at Drew McIntyre's win from this year for example. Everyone knew that he had the potential to be a World Champion since coming back to the company but was waiting on that golden opportunity to come through at the right moment. He got it two-fold in that match. He eliminated Brock Lesnar AND won the entire thing.

I'm not saying that Otis' win here should end with him winning the World title because that would be asinine at this point. All I'm saying that this could be used to further his ongoing storyline with Mandy Rose. She would come across as the ultimate heel if she left him high and dry after he gave her the MITB briefcase, who she would then award to another rising heel MALE Superstar. Then again, Tucker could turn on Otis by costing him the title opportunity too. There's a lot of ways to go with this. For me personally, I wouldn't break up Heavy Machinery anytime soon as Tucker is going to be dead in the water without that tag team to hold him up. On top of that, Otis would be a moron to cash in the contract for a tag title shot. My tag team partner would be put out to pasture if I had Mandy AND the MITB briefcase - I'm just sayin'.