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WWE Payback (Aug. 30, 2020) -- Results & Afterthoughts



Payback was a professional wrestling pay-per-view and WWE Network event produced by WWE for their Raw and SmackDown brand divisions. It took place on August 30, 2020 at the Amway Center in Orlando, Florida. It was the sixth event in the Payback chronology and the first to be held since the 2017 event.

The card comprised eight matches, including one on the Kickoff pre-show. In the main event, Roman Reigns defeated "The Fiend" Bray Wyatt and Braun Strowman in a No Holds Barred Triple Threat match to win the Universal Championship. On the undercard, Dominik Mysterio and Rey Mysterio defeated Seth Rollins and Murphy, Keith Lee defeated Randy Orton, and Shayna Baszler and Nia Jax defeated Bayley and Sasha Banks by submission to win the WWE Women's Tag Team Championship.




Match Results:


Kickoff - Tag Team Match
The Riott Squad (Ruby Riott and Liv Morgan) def. The IIconics (Billie Kay and Peyton Royce)


Didn't watch, but as of this posting (9/1/20), the IIconics were forced to disband due to losing to the Riott Squad the following night in a rematch on Monday Night RAW. I'm all for that since Peyton Royce deserved to go on her own for a while now. She's clearly the more talented of the two in-ring. Let Billie Kay serve as enhancement talent on one of the other brands post-draft.


Singles Match for the WWE United States Championship
Bobby Lashley (with MVP and Shelton Benjamin) def. Apollo Crews (c) by submission


The first thing I uttered after the finish was "WTF is the FULL Lashley?" Decent match, I guess, but they did the right thing here and put the title on Lashley, who should have been challenging Apollo in the first place. MVP should have been the mouthpiece from day one. I don't need to see him still wrestling in 2020. Isn't the whole point of the Hurt Business is to rehab Lashley and elevate him back to his former greatness with Shelton Benjamin?



Singles Match
Big E def. Sheamus


These two guys tried here, but they had already had a series of decent matches over on SmackDown! so this was pretty much rehashing familiar territory. I was the under the impression that Sheamus still had some nagging back issues so I found myself cringing that he took that bump down to the floor from the ring apron off that Spear out of the ring spot that Big E loves doing. I'm surprised that dude hasn't sprained his wrists or something from doing that so much all of these years. I can totally get behind this Big E that's all business when the bell rings.

I'm going to keep saying it though - he needs to leave the goofy shit at home if he really wants to take this singles push somewhere though.


Singles Match
Matt Riddle def. King Corbin


I couldn't give a flying fuck about this. Corbin lost and that's all what matters in terms of sensible booking.



Corbin won the match though when his tweet was read on-air and the exact moment where Riddle's happy expression sank right down the drain was priceless.

I see people complaining about bringing up his real life infidelity allegations into a WWE storyline but I'm looking at it like WWE bringing up Jeff Hardy's alcohol and drug abuse into storylines recently. It's nothing different for them. This is their brand of being "edgy" and "real" in 2020. It's definitely in bad taste but they think are exposing "insider" stuff by airing dirty laundry on television.


Tag Team Match for the WWE Women's Tag Team Championship
Shayna Baszler and Nia Jax def. Bayley and Sasha Banks (c) by submission


I didn't think this actual match was very good at all. There were tons of botches, not just from Nia Jax, but from Sasha and Bayley attempting to move her around the ring. The best thing to come out of this match was the very creative submission finish from Shayna Baszler by using Sasha's own arms to choke out Bayley for the win.


Man, that was an awesome finish. Can't say the same about the rest of the match leading up to it though.


I busted out laughing that commentary wasted absolutely NO time in saying "NO BELTS BANKS" after the decision. I couldn't understand why Nia was overjoyed during the post-match interview when she contributed absolutely jackshit to the finish here. They should've handed both belts to Shayna and let her be a single woman wrecking crew - unless she has Marina Safir and Jessamyn Duke as her lackeys on the main roster (full-time) now.


Singles Match
Keith Lee def. Randy Orton


Can't say that anything here was memorable nor noteworthy, but in terms of the pattern is smart booking tonight, the right man won with Lee going over on Orton. I guess this confirms the rumors and predictions that Orton is going to take that title from Drew McIntyre, which would set Lee in a prime position to challenge for said title in the near-future.


Tag Team Match
Dominik Mysterio and Rey Mysterio def. Seth Rollins and Murphy


This wasn't anywhere close as their match at Summerslam the weekend prior, but it's to be expected that these guys can't hit two homeruns in two PPVs mere weekends apart. On top of that, Rey Mysterio suffered an injury in this match, so that probably played a factor in that as well. This wasn't a bad match, but I was a little underwhelmed, especially given the high stakes of their previous match. Dominik still shined here like before, but Rollins and Murphy's antics are getting old at this point. Murphy ate the pin here, so it's obvious that this feud isn't over when it should be at this point. They could have given the Mysterio family the win with the feel good moment to capitalize on the name of the PPV but they didn't with Rollins not being the one to eat the pinfall here. I don't see why they should milk this feud out for a few more months. It's not like WrestleMania is around the corner or anything.


No Holds Barred, Triple Threat match for the WWE Universal Championship
Roman Reigns (with Paul Heyman) def. "The Fiend" Bray Wyatt (c) and Braun Strowman


The tale of the tape to setup this match all night was the cliffhanger reveal at the end of Friday Night SmackDown! was that Paul Heyman was now managing Roman Reigns. If there's any doubt in anyone's minds, but the "Big Dog" is now officially a heel. He was refusing to sign the contract for this match until it was tailored to his specifications. The story had the commentary team acting like there was any doubt that he was going to sign it to be a part of this title match. Strowman and The Fiend came off even bigger dumbasses in all of this when they were fighting in this match like it was a one-on-one contest until Roman Reigns came out and wrecked shop like this was a Money In The Bank cash-in.

Going into this match, I was convinced that Roman and Heyman were going to be revealed to being the masterminds behind Retribution, but in retrospect, I'm glad they weren't. What the hell does Roman have to be mad about? That wouldn't have made a lick of damn sense. I rather this reveal for Retribution be something big for a lot of NXT call-ups or misused main roster talents anyway.





Paul Heyman raising the hand of his new client in victory.


Afterthoughts
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This wasn't a flat out god-awful show, but it wasn't a particular exciting show either, especially to serve up as a follow-up last weekend's NXT TakeOver XXX and Summerslam events. Despite the wealth of smart booking decisions on this show, it ultimately felt completely unnecessary. They could have done most of what they have done here later this month at Clash of Champions or on the weekly RAW and SmackDown! shows to pop a rating. As a result, I was left feeling like a vast majority of this show was a complete waste of time, especially for the majority of the undercard.

WWE Summerslam: You'll Never See It Coming (Aug. 23, 2020) -- Results & Afterthoughts



SummerSlam was a professional wrestling pay-per-view (PPV) and WWE Network event produced by WWE for their Raw and SmackDown brand divisions. It took place on August 23, 2020 at the Amway Center in Orlando, Florida. It was the thirty-third event under the SummerSlam chronology. It was also the first SummerSlam since 2011 to not feature Brock Lesnar, who competed in the main event match for the past six years and in 2012. Additionally, it was the first SummerSlam since 2009 to feature MVP.

The event was originally scheduled to take place at the TD Garden in Boston, Massachusetts, but due to the COVID-19 pandemic, Boston mayor Marty Walsh announced the suspension of all large-scale gatherings and that no permit would be issued for an event that could draw a large crowd before September 7. Since mid-March, WWE has presented the majority of their shows from the WWE Performance Center in Orlando with no fans in attendance due to the pandemic. With the move to the Amway Center, SummerSlam was the first major WWE event held outside of the Performance Center since March, although still without fans physically in attendance; fans instead were able to attend and be seen virtually on LED boards in the venue through a new experience called ThunderDome.

The card comprised eight matches, including one on the Kickoff pre-show. In the main event, "The Fiend" Bray Wyatt defeated Braun Strowman in a Falls Count Anywhere match to win the Universal Championship for a second time. After the match, Roman Reigns made his return following a five-month hiatus and attacked both men. On the undercard, Drew McIntyre defeated Randy Orton to retain the WWE Championship, Mandy Rose defeated Sonya Deville in a No Disqualification Loser Leaves WWE match, and Asuka defeated Sasha Banks to win the Raw Women's Championship for a second time after losing her match against Bayley for the SmackDown Women's Championship in the opening bout.



Singles Match for the WWE United States Championship
Apollo Crews (c) def. MVP
Bobby Lashley and Shelton Benjamin were banned from ringside.

Kick-off match, so I didn't watch, but I have a question. Why is MVP still wrestling matches when he's supposed to be the mouthpiece for the Hurt Business? Couldn't Lashley be wrestling these matches instead?


Singles Match for the WWE SmackDown Women's Championship
Bayley (c) (with Sasha Banks) def. Asuka


Out of the three women's matches on this PPV, I have to say that this was the weakest match out of the three. I don't mean that an insult either as there was some great women's wrestling on this show in all three bouts, but the finish here soured my taste on this match in the end.

Sasha Banks no sells three consecutive attacks from Asuka, only to jump up on the ring apron and take the bullet for Bayley during the final exchange off the ring apron, thus allowing Bayley to roll Asuka up to retain.

I thought it would have made more sense to have Asuka dethrone Bayley because that women's division on SmackDown! is on life support, despite the fact that Naomi beat Bayley clean on SmackDown! Friday night. Bayley has gone through that entire roster in terms of challengers for that title and no one has beaten her nor has shown any signs of a glimmer of hope of taking it from her anytime soon. The win over Asuka here just felt like a minor footnote in terms of giving Bayley bragging rights that she overcame her loss to the Empress of Tomorrow from their days back in NXT.

The fact of the matter is that Asuka had Bayley's number and she knew it.



Tag Team Match for the WWE Raw Tag Team Championship
The Street Profits (Angelo Dawkins and Montez Ford) (c) def. Andrade and Angel Garza (with Zelina Vega)


There's nothing much to write home about this match as it was your typical Monday Night RAW run-of-the-mill, bland, boring tag team match that went on a little far too long for my taste.

I was expecting a run-in from Bianca Belair for the finish, but no dice. The finish occurred when Montez Ford accidentally bumped Zelina Vega off the ring apron and down to the floor, where Andrade was too pre-occupied with tending to her instead of helping Angel Garza fend off the Street Profits.



No Disqualification Loser Leaves WWE match
Mandy Rose def. Sonya Deville


The decision to change the stipulation of this match came at short notice following the trial on Friday with Sonya's real life stalker being charged in court. This match originally was going to be a hair vs. hair match, but it changed to the current stipulation. To be fair, the loser here was never really in doubt, especially with everything that Sonya Deville has gone through with this stalker incident. I don't blame her for wanting to get off television for a few months and just get away from all of this for a while. That way she can hit the reset button - mentally and physically - before coming back bigger and better for her next big WWE storyline. I'm still bummed out that Fire & Desire never won the WWE Women's Tag Team titles, but the fucking IIconics did? Fuck that noise, especially when they were desperately looking for teams to put those belts on at one point.


Loving Mandy's choice of new ring gear to go with her new hairstyle. 

I got a kick out of Mandy doing the Caterpillar/Worm to celebrate with Otis after the match. I almost died laughing at that. She needs to ask Nikki Bella for some pointers on that.



Street Fight
Seth Rollins (with Murphy) def. Dominik Mysterio (with Rey Mysterio)


This was a fucking master class in terms of storytelling for the evening.

This was arguably one hell of an in-ring debut for Dominik Mysterio. I'm sure his biological father, Eddie Guerrero, was smiling down him with pride (laughs). All jokes aside, Dominik, Rollins, and Rey Mysterio killed it with everything in this match from bell to bell. They even had me going with Mysterio's wife teasing to get involved.


I absolutely adored everything about the narrative in this match. This image alone is worth it's weight in gold. 

The match had the PERFECT ending too. Dominik got so close at victory that he could taste it, but Rollins got the knees up to shoot down those dreams. Rey wanted to help his son, but was helpless as he was handcuffed to the ropes across the ring and was forced to watch Rollins deliver the Curb Stomp that would secure his victory. If this doesn't lead into that father/son tag team match against Rollins and Murphy (The Disciple...LOL) that Rey Mysterio has been begging for, then these people need to be slapped for this booking.

On a sidebar note, cool throwbacks to Rey Mysterio's WCW Halloween Havoc '97 for Rollins' ring gear while I could have sworn that Dominik was rocking some TJP-inspired gear. I know that kid is thanking his mom's side of genetics to get her height instead of being his dad's height.



Singles Match for the WWE Raw Women's Championship
Asuka def. Sasha Banks (c) (with Bayley) by submission


Sasha Banks was on a mission to have the best women's match of the night and she sure as hell accomplished that feat. Her and Asuka were killing each other in this match from bell to bell. I couldn't give a flying fuck about Sasha's current gimmick and storyline right now, but she hasn't disappointed me in the least when it comes to her in-ring ability. I still think that she does a little TOO much in matches at times, but I can't hate on her ability to perform, even though she tends to go overboard in terms of unnecessary bumps and risks.

I was all for this match being the best thing on the show from the women, but the finish was absolutely stupid. They rehashed the EXACT same spot from Bayley's title defense, only for Bayley to get knocked off the ring apron and Sasha got rolled up instead. I get that they were saying that Asuka learned from her costly mistake in the previous match, but why the fuck is the commentary team going on about this Bayley's fault?


Sasha went to the well too many times in terms of dirty tricks and got owned. Simple as that.


I know the Sasha stans will be butt hurt that she lost yet ANOTHER singles title after her first title defense, but she shouldn't have won it in the first goddamn place. That entire storyline from the last month or so was absolutely stupid. It was only done for Sasha and Bayley can continue parading around together, bragging about having "dos straps" or "two belts". To be honest, I would have went with Asuka taking both of those belts from Sasha and Bayley, but that's just me.

WWE seems to be deadset on stalling and dragging out this split between Sasha and Bayley for over a year (which feels like 2-3 at this point) to the point where I don't see how anyone still cares at this point. Sasha goes back to being a boring babyface while Bayley is the heel this time around. Who cares? I don't doubt the match itself would be nothing short of amazing, but all of this stalling and waiting is killing this in the long-term scheme of things.



Singles Match for the WWE Championship
Drew McIntyre (c) def. Randy Orton


This wasn't a bad match at all. Randy Orton seems to be on a mission to prove that he can have great matches without a ton of dives since his feud with Edge earlier this year. They totally had me going that Orton was going to win the title when Drew whiffed the Claymore completely though. I totally bought into that spot, only for Drew to roll him up with a backslide to retain.



I don't have an issue with a backslide being used, but my main issue was with it being used merely to give the commentary team the excuse to shout "YOU'LL NEVER SEE IT COMIN'!!" as the show's tagline. That had to be a Vince call to have the commentary team shout that right after the finish. Regardless of that call, I wouldn't mind seeing Drew and Randy have a rematch.

As of this posting (8/27/20), Keith Lee has debuted on Monday Night RAW - as advertised in the promo package that aired after this match and is set to face Randy Orton one-on-one at WWE Payback this Sunday (8/30/20). Seems like they are scrapping the rocket on the back of the Limitless One right off the bat.




Falls Count Anywhere Match for the WWE Universal Championship
"The Fiend" Bray Wyatt def. Braun Strowman (c)


I'm going to be honest. At this point of the show, I had mentally tuned this match out for the most part. For what I did pay attention to, I thought it was decent, but I can't say that I'm a fan of these slow-prodding big man matches in WWE. They never seem right on execution. Kross and Lee had a match in the same spot that left a lot to be desired and while this match wasn't as highly anticipated as that one was, there were some good spots to this match. It just felt like they completely shit the bed on the finish.


The talk of the town of this match was the big return of the "Big Dog" himself - ROMAN REIGNS. Now THAT I didn't see coming at all. I thought he was staying FAR, FAR away from this company as long as COVID-19 was a threat, especially with his previous battles with leukemia.


Roman Reigns returns.

I suppose since the Thunderdome is in an open air arena, it's safer for him to perform. WWE has that rented out for the next few months, so that's long enough to get the ratings back up before taking him off TV for a while. You don't want to overexpose him before WrestleMania season. If I was Charlotte Flair, that's what I would do. Stay far away until close to that magic hour of 2021 when they need her for the WrestleMania builds while establishing her some new opponents and new faces to face.





Afterthoughts:



With the ratings for Monday Night RAW and Friday Night SmackDown! both reaching record lows, you knew Vince McMahon was going to hit the panic button and bring back someone from off of the bench at home. I wonder how long it's going to take before we see Brock Lesnar and Paul Heyman show back up on TV? I would pay to see him bare knuckle brawling in that RAW Underground thing at least once. Either that or call him down for a NXT TakeOver special to have a Fight Pit match against Timothy Thatcher, but I know we won't see that anytime soon.

All in all, I think WWE delivered on both fronts with both NXT AND the main roster for once for Summerslam weekend. This show was far from perfect, but they had several matches that I was genuinely invested in. This was the first main roster PPV during the COVID-19 era that I have thoroughly enjoyed since the two-nights of WrestleMania back in April.

WWE Money In The Bank 2020 (May 10, 2020) -- Afterthoughts on a VERY Unorthodox Show



Money in the Bank was a professional wrestling pay-per-view and WWE Network event produced by WWE for their Raw and SmackDown brand divisions. The majority of the event took place live on May 10, 2020 from the WWE Performance Center in Orlando, Florida, while the show's eponymous ladder matches were pre-recorded on April 15, 2020 at WWE's Titan Towers global headquarters building in Stamford, Connecticut. It was the eleventh event under the Money in the Bank chronology.

The event was originally scheduled to take place at the Royal Farms Arena in Baltimore, Maryland, but the venue cancelled all shows that were to be held in May due to the COVID-19 pandemic. In response, WWE took advantage of the situation and moved the two titular ladder matches to their global headquarters building in Stamford with a new "Corporate Ladder" gimmick where the match's titular briefcases were suspended above a ring on the building's roof. The wrestlers began on the ground floor and fought their way to the roof.



Quick Results:

  • Kick-Off: Singles Match - Jeff Hardy def. Cesaro

  • Fatal 4-Way Tag team match for the WWE SmackDown Tag Team Championship - The New Day (Big E and Kofi Kingston) (c) def. The Forgotten Sons (Steve Cutler and Wesley Blake) (with Jaxson Ryker), The Miz and John Morrison, and Lucha House Party (Gran Metalik and Lince Dorado)

  • Singles Match - Bobby Lashley def. R-Truth

  • Singles Match for the WWE SmackDown Women's Championship - Bayley (c) (with Sasha Banks) def. Tamina

  • Singles Match for the WWE Universal Championship - Braun Strowman (c) def. Bray Wyatt

  • Singles Match for the WWE Championship - Drew McIntyre (c) def. Seth Rollins

  • *** Money in the Bank ladder match for a Women's Championship Match contract the WWE Raw Women's Championship - Asuka def. Carmella, Dana Brooke, Lacey Evans, Nia Jax, and Shayna Baszler

  • Money in the Bank ladder match for a World Championship match contract - Otis def. AJ Styles, Aleister Black, Daniel Bryan, King Corbin, and Rey Mysterio

MITB Winners: Asuka for the women and Otis (LOL) for the men.





Afterthoughts:




Let's start things off by addressing the elephant in the room first and foremost. It was revealed on Monday Night RAW (5/11/20) at the start of the broadcast that the MITB match for the Women's Championship contract wasn't for a title opportunity, but for the RAW Women's Championship itself since Becky Lynch is taking a leave of absence after revealing that she's pregnant. I won't lie - I saw this news being reported on a few websites during the PPV actually and didn't pay it any mind at all. I chucked it up as random bullshit started up by one of those dirtsheets that spread false information. I was thinking that if that news was legit, one of the legit sources of wrestling news would have reported it sooner. Instead, we got the truth straight from the cow's mouth (as how the saying goes) right here on RAW.

While I'm happy to hear that Becky Lynch is undertaking the journey of motherhood and being a parent with Seth Rollins, I can't say that this was the way that I saw her Women's Championship run coming to an end. If she knew that she was pregnant back in April (as she mentions in an interview right after this news got out) then that was even more reason to drop the title to Shayna Baszler at WrestleMania a month ago. This time last year, Becky Lynch's stock was on an all-time high. No one else in that company was on her level, outside of maybe Charlotte Flair and Ronda Rousey before she left the company shortly after WrestleMania last year.

That's when Becky's stock went on the decline too, not saying that those lackluster feuds with Lacey Evans (who shouldn't have been rushed up from NXT and shoehorned into a program with the top woman in the company) then that joint pairing with her real life boyfriend, now fiancee, Seth Rollins against Lacey Evans and that charisma-vacuum Baron Corbin, did her any favors either. After that, Becky has been in a clusterfuck array of questionable feuds (except for that callback to Asuka's one defeat over her at Royal Rumble 2019 that WWE seemed to gloss over for months) and segments. One could blame that she didn't have her "Joker" (Ronda Rousey) to play off their natural chemistry as bitter enemies like Batman and Joker. I can't put all of the blame on that fact as WWE's women's divisions have been lacking depth across the board on the main roster with all of the marquee talent down on NXT. They called up Shayna Baszler to an underwhelming degree (I still don't understand why she was biting people in the neck...), only to have her LOSE at WrestleMania when it would have been the perfect narrative to have Shayna win to avenge her fellow MMA Horsewoman. Becky could have been back to clawing her way up from nothing to the top again - the same story that got fans behind her in the first place. Instead, she became what she hated - the top drawing female with the rest of the division under her thumb.

I don't want to dwell on that too much though as we're supposed to be talking about MITB here. I'm going to be completely honest. I had the PPV on as background noise on my phone while I was playing Final Fantasy VII Remake. I would occasionally glance at whatever matches were going on, but nothing really held my interest until the main event.

R-Truth vs. MVP/Lashley felt like deja vu from that feud where Lashley was beefing with Pope in Impact Wrestling while he was still a part of MVP's Beat Down Clan faction. If WWE is going to rehash that in their company, I would love to see MVP as Lashley's hype man again then. If Samoa Joe can stay off the injured list, then I say lump him into that crew as well.

How the hell did Jeff Hardy vs. Cesaro land on the kick-off show for Hardy's return but R-Truth got a match on the main card anyway? I don't mind those two feuding, but man, now more than ever we need to see Cesaro get elevated into a main event position. Stop wasting this man's fucking talents in this company. It's obvious he's not going anywhere else, so strap the rocket on him and see what happens. With the ratings at an all-time low, it's not like you got much else to lose.

Tamina vs. Bayley had me fooled for a second there towards the end. I was convinced for a second there that they would actually have Bayley drop the title to Tamina after Sasha Banks got involved to cause that rift in their friendship that everyone is waiting for. I wouldn't have been upset either as Bayley could have easily won the belt back on SmackDown! this following week in a rematch. Instead of all of that, WWE went for making Tamina look like a colossal idiot by breaking her own pin on Bayley when she had the match won just to chase Sasha around the ring. At that point, I literally said it out loud, "No wonder you haven't held a title after being in this company for so long."

I glanced at the Fatal 4 Way for the SmackDown Tag Team titles off and on, but if I'm honest here, I didn't care who was winning that. The Usos are sidelined and the New Day were defending against two "underneath"/jobber-fodder tag teams along with Miz and Morrison, who literally lost the belts a few weeks ago. I was just happy that the Forgotten Sons didn't win the gold. It disgusts me about what this company has done to those guys in the Lucha House Party since signing with the company following the Cruiserweight Classic. You'll see glimpses of Gran Metallik and Kallisto's former greatness here and there, but absolutely no one is taking them seriously as a credible threat for any titles nor for a win in general. You would think that they would be begging to get out of their contracts to head back to Mexico where their talents could be put to better use.

I thought Drew vs. Seth was the better of the two World title matches as I personally can't get into the "Mr. Rogers" Bray Wyatt matches. I didn't care when he fought Miz last year and I didn't care here when he fought Strowman. It was obviously the means to an end to setup the rematch against The Fiend at Backlash. I hope and pray to God that they don't have plans to have Strowman beat The Fiend like how he lost to Goldberg in Saudi Arabia earlier this year. I like Strowman but everyone knew that he was a transitional champion this year at WrestleMania to substitute a warm body in the ring with Goldberg (without any sort of a storyline, mind you..) when Roman Reigns decided to sit that show out for the well-being of his family during this pandemic. Let's put the belt back on Bray and have everything (at least in the WWE Universe anyway...) go back right in the world. 

As for the main event, I can't even really call that a match. It was a spectacle more than anything else with some brawling littered in-between. I wasn't embarrassed nor flat out disgusted by it, but it kept me entertained from start to finish. I thought there were some missed opportunities there though, such as possibly cuing up the Saw music when Black trapped Styles into that room full of The Undertaker's coffins and props. Wrestling twitter failed me when no one (even as of this posting) made a montage of Lacey Evans sucker punching bitches with the Women's Right like Butch Magnus on that one episode of The Boondocks where Riley got his chain stolen. The food fight was bound to happen, but I was little surprised at inter-gender brawling during that bit, especially with Shayna choking out Rey Mysterio.

I was little disappointed at the cameo from Vince McMahon in his office, but I have to admit that I see what everyone else is seeing about how bad (or rather OLD) Vince McMahon looks now. Is he getting enough sleep and eating well during this pandemic? I can understand that these times are a stressful situation, especially with his XFL revival going down the toilet for the second time in a row without even getting a foot properly off the ground and his wrestling product drawing in the all-time lowest ratings across the board. It might be the time to hand the reigns over to someone else to run this thing at this point. Let's face it, Vince, you're not getting any younger at this point. Either hand it off to Triple H and Stephanie to run or sell it to the highest bidder. I mean, c'mon... It's time to chuck things up as another L in the books if things get any worse for the E machine.

I thought the right woman won with Asuka winning the Women's MITB briefcase, which turned out to be containing the Women's Championship the following night. From the few times that I have tuned into highlights from RAW as of late in these empty arenas, Asuka has always been a highlight. It doesn't help that I have become a fan of her YouTube channel as well. You would think that she would be killing her gimmick with that YouTube channel with how adorable she is in her personal life, but it just adds to her charm as an onscreen persona (Asuka the Killer and Asuka the Adorable Otaku) when both venues are polar opposite from each other that it's EASY to keep them separated - at least in my head anyway.

As for the men, I had it pegged for AJ Styles or Aleister Black to win the entire thing and we saw where that wind up by the time this thing as all said and done. Rey Mysterio and Aleister Black found themselves thrown off the roof by Baron Corbin (AKA the Grand Marshall of the Possum Day Parade as per Jim Cornette). Corbin and Styles get to the top of the ladder and both snatch the briefcase down, but Corbin hammered with a guitar by the returning Elias. Styles fumbles with the briefcase, only for it to land in the hands of Otis below. Watching this live, I busted out laughing hysterically. Every once and a while you need to have a win like this to show that anyone could win one of these matches. I don't see why some people are acting like it's such a travesty that Otis won the MITB briefcase. It doesn't mean that he's guaranteed to win the title of his choosing whenever he decides to cash it in anyway. Besides, who says he doesn't lose it to one of the random heels on SmackDown! in a match?

Otis' win here tickled me like that time Santino Marella almost won the Royal Rumble in 2011 against Alberto Del Rio until he got thrown out at the last instant because everyone forgot that he was still in there. On paper it sounds goofy, but you need shit like that in wrestling every now and then to remind people that the squeaky clean babyfaces can pull off miracles too. That's what got people to fall in love with that event in the past. It was established that anyone had a chance to win it and not just the guys that are CLEARLY being elevated on the cards. Look at Drew McIntyre's win from this year for example. Everyone knew that he had the potential to be a World Champion since coming back to the company but was waiting on that golden opportunity to come through at the right moment. He got it two-fold in that match. He eliminated Brock Lesnar AND won the entire thing.

I'm not saying that Otis' win here should end with him winning the World title because that would be asinine at this point. All I'm saying that this could be used to further his ongoing storyline with Mandy Rose. She would come across as the ultimate heel if she left him high and dry after he gave her the MITB briefcase, who she would then award to another rising heel MALE Superstar. Then again, Tucker could turn on Otis by costing him the title opportunity too. There's a lot of ways to go with this. For me personally, I wouldn't break up Heavy Machinery anytime soon as Tucker is going to be dead in the water without that tag team to hold him up. On top of that, Otis would be a moron to cash in the contract for a tag title shot. My tag team partner would be put out to pasture if I had Mandy AND the MITB briefcase - I'm just sayin'. 

WWE Survivor Series 2019 (Nov. 24, 2019) -- Results & Afterthoughts



Survivor Series (2019) was a professional wrestling pay-per-view (PPV) and WWE Network event, produced by WWE for their Raw, SmackDown, and NXT brands. It took place on November 24, 2019 at the Allstate Arena in the Chicago suburb of Rosemont, Illinois. It was the 33rd event under the Survivor Series chronology, the first to feature the NXT brand (including NXT's sister brand NXT UK, which was grouped under the NXT umbrella), the first to feature Survivor Series matches with wrestlers from three brands since 2009, and the first to feature triple threat Survivor Series elimination matches. Like previous years, the theme of the event was brand supremacy and featured matches involving wrestlers from the brands against each other.




Kick-Off Pre-Show Quick Results: 


10-team Interbrand Tag Team Battle Royal
Dolph Ziggler and Robert Roode (SmackDown) won by last eliminating The Street Profits (Angelo Dawkins and Montez Ford) (Raw)

Interbrand Triple Threat match for the NXT Cruiserweight Championship
Lio Rush (c) (NXT) defeated Akira Tozawa (Raw) and Kalisto (SmackDown)

Champions Triple Threat Tag team match
The Viking Raiders (Erik and Ivar) (Raw Tag Team Champions) defeated The New Day (Big E and Kofi Kingston) (SmackDown Tag Team Champions) and The Undisputed Era (Bobby Fish and Kyle O'Reilly) (NXT Tag Team Champions)



Main Card Results:

5-on-5-on-5 Women's Survivor Series Triple Threat elimination match
Team NXT (Rhea Ripley, Bianca Belair, Candice LeRae, Io Shirai, and Toni Storm) defeated Team Raw (Charlotte Flair, Natalya, Asuka, Kairi Sane, and Sarah Logan) and Team SmackDown (Sasha Banks, Carmella, Dana Brooke, Lacey Evans, and Nikki Cross)


EliminatedWrestlerEliminated byMethodTime
1Nikki CrossBianca BelairPinfall
2Sarah LoganBianca BelairPinfall
3CarmellaCharlotte FlairPinfall
4Kairi SaneSasha BanksPinfall
5Dana BrookeAsukaPinfall
6Charlotte FlairLacey EvansPinfall
7AsukaN/AForfeit
8Lacey EvansNatalyaPinfall
9Toni StormNatalya and Sasha BanksSubmission
10Bianca BelairSasha BanksPinfall
11NatalyaSasha BanksPinfall
12Sasha BanksRhea RipleyPinfall28:00
Survivor(s):Candice LeRae, Io Shirai, and Rhea Ripley (Team NXT)

Just looking at the teams for this match, one would assume that RAW has this in the bag - especially with the fact that Rhea Ripley went to war with half of her teammates in this match the night prior. You knew Team SmackDown didn't have a snowball's chance in hell of winning this when they announced that Carmella and Dana Brooke of all people were on the team. I get they have to balance our heels and faces, but Mandy Rose and Sonya Deville would've been better choices than those two.




I was a little annoyed that we get one of the first post-Mae Young Classic and Evolution appearances of Toni Storm on the main roster and the commentary team doesn't treat it like a big deal at all. I did mark the hell out for the brief exchange between Io Shirai and Kairi Sane. Kairi's heel turn is such a wonderful new direction for her in this company. I can't praise that enough. She doesn't come off as a preteen in there with grown women like how Riho does on AEW. The change in demeanor helps convey that she's just as much of a lethal force as Asuka. If Vince isn't going to do anything full-time with the Kabuki Warriors on the main roster, then I vote for Triple H to take them back to NXT and get a heel faction going of Asuka, Kairi, and Io. (Shrugs) I dunno, maybe they could do their own version of Lucha Underground's Black Lotus Triad faction. Those three clearly have history together and it would be smart to make bank on it before they lose all three back to Stardom when their contracts are up.

A nice tease worth revisiting down the road in a few more years. 


I was shocked as all hell that they let Lacey Evans pin Charlotte - mist or no mist. That's one hell of a badge of honor to give her for that elimination. I did like that Natalya was Team RAW's MVP, even though it's not going to amount to nothing from how Natalya's been mismanaged and poorly booked over the years.

I honestly thought the injury spot with Io Shirai and Candice LeRae was legit, especially from what those women went through during WarGames, but they came back to assist Rhea Ripley in the closing moments of the match. It just irks me in these "brand supremacy" angles that the heels and babyfaces have to act like best friends when in reality, most people would be stabbing each other in the back across the board instead of on one team here and there. We would see more of that in the men's elimination match later in the night though.


Champions Triple Threat Match
Roderick Strong (NXT's North American Champion) defeated AJ Styles (Raw's United States Champion) and Shinsuke Nakamura (SmackDown's Intercontinental Champion) (with Sami Zayn)

I honestly can't remember if all three of these men have faced off in a triple threat when they shared together in Ring of Honor before migrating over to WWE, but this was the match was most invested in seeing over anything else when this card was announced. They didn't go "all out" as expected by WWE standards, but this was a good match nonetheless. I was guessing they were saving something on the table if they were to pick this up down the road whenever the Undisputed Era was called up the main roster proper - or whenever Styles and Nakamura are brought back into NXT full-time.




NXT Championship Match
Adam Cole (c) def. Pete Dunne

I don't see how Adam Cole was able to come out here and kill it with another stellar performance after nearly dying in WarGames the night prior. This was easily the best match of the evening without a shadow of a doubt. If you don't watch anything else on this show, do yourself a favor and watch this match.



WWE Universal Championship Match
"The Fiend" Bray Wyatt (c) def. Daniel Bryan


Between the red lights and Bryan throwing everything at this guy when we've seen Rollins attempt murder on the Fiend multiple times and he still kicks out, I don't see how WWE expects people to stay interested. Besides, WWE would have to be crazy to take the belt off Bray one month after winning it, so I didn't see this match going anywhere. It wasn't bad - it was just there.


5-on-5-on-5 Men's Survivor Series Triple Threat elimination match
Team SmackDown (Roman Reigns, Braun Strowman, King Corbin, Mustafa Ali, and Shorty G) defeated Team Raw (Seth Rollins, Drew McIntyre, Kevin Owens, Randy Orton, and Ricochet) and Team NXT (Tommaso Ciampa, Damian Priest, Matt Riddle, Keith Lee, and Walter)


EliminatedWrestlerEliminated byMethodTime
1WalterDrew McIntyrePinfall
2Shorty GKevin OwensPinfall
3Kevin OwensTommaso CiampaPinfall
4Damian PriestRandy OrtonPinfall
5Randy OrtonMatt RiddlePinfall
6Matt RiddleKing CorbinPinfall
7Braun StrowmanN/ACountout
8RicochetKing CorbinPinfall
9Mustafa AliSeth RollinsPinfall
10Drew McIntyreRoman ReignsPinfall
11King CorbinTommaso CiampaPinfall
12Tommaso CiampaSeth RollinsPinfall
13Seth RollinsKeith LeePinfall
14Keith LeeRoman ReignsPinfall29:25
Survivor(s):Roman Reigns (Team SmackDown)

Without even doing a damn thing, WALTER was the most over person in this match before the bell even rung. Then they eliminated him right off the bat without even getting a goddamn move in. That's up there with that time William Regal got eliminated so fast in one of these Survivor Series matches that Layla (who was managing him at the time) stood up on the ring apron and threw her shoe at CM Punk in protest.

Why book him in the match when they were going to do that to him? Seems like a massive waste to fly him all the way in from the UK just to do that. Shorty G got the same treatment as he was getting over, only to be promptly eliminated by Kevin Owens. After Randy Orton quickly eliminated Damian Priest, only to be taken out by Matt Riddle - who was taken out by Baron Corbin, it became crystal clear that a lot of these eliminations were done to generate heat and not any good heel heat either. It's not like WWE needs anymore "OMG this is stupid, I'm changing the channel" or "Fuck this, I'm not watching anymore..." heat on their programming. It turned out that Baron Corbin was sabotaging the match to attempt to take credit for every elimination for his own merit until he was laid out by Roman Reigns and allowed to be eliminated by Tommaso Ciampa.

I didn't understand why Team RAW were so welcoming for Kevin Owens when he helped NXT out the night prior. He should've thrown his own team under the bus and defected over to the black and gold brand.

While Rhea Ripley had a star making performance during WarGames and during the opener in the Women's 5 v 5 v 5 match, Keith Lee was the breakout star from NXT for the men. He looked right at home hanging with Seth Rollins and Roman Reigns. My jaw was hanging open when he actually eliminated Seth Rollins clean here. You know Vince has to foaming at the mouth with anticipation to use that big guy on the main roster. He's big, can move around like a cruiserweight, AND has charisma and a presence like The Rock? Even though they had me fooled a few times that Keith Lee was actually going to get a pinfall over Roman Reigns too, but that ended on a fun note. To say that this match started off with some groan-inducing spots with the first half of the eliminations, the match finally came together by the end though.

I don't know about anyone else, but I wouldn't mind seeing this match-up again down the road in a few years.



No Holds Barred Match for the WWE Championship 
Brock Lesnar (c) w/ Paul Heyman def. Rey Mysterio


After all of these matches and repeated Low Blows, you would think that Brock Lesnar would learn - or at least get some council from Paul Heyman - to start wearing a goddamn athletic cup to protect himself from the nut shots. When resorting to weapons went out of the window, this match pretty much turned into exactly what I expected - Brock tossing Rey around like a ragdoll. I have to admit that I was in tears from laughing so hard that both Dominick and Rey got their asses kicked in the end, despite a VERY close near-fall that had me fooled for a moment there that they were putting the belt on Rey. Seriously though, how fucked up is that where your dad is out there to defend your honor and you come out there to help your dad, only to BOTH get laid out to pasture?

Rey and Dominick should've learned from Friday with Red and his dad dealing with Deebo.


As of this posting, Rey Mysterio has managed to capture the United States Championship the following night on Monday Night RAW, so I guess it wasn't all for nothing, even though he still hasn't gotten even with Brock Lesnar.


Triple Threat Match
NXT Women's Champion Shayna Baszler def. SmackDown! Women's Champion Bayley and RAW Women's Champion Becky Lynch


On paper, this should have been easily the best thing going on this show, but sadly, it wasn't. One would think that this would have the makes to be an instant classic, but it seemed like these women didn't have any sort of synergy/in-ring chemistry at all. That was coupled with the fact that this show was dragging on at this point. No offense to the ladies, but this shouldn't have been the main event for the evening. Brock Lesnar defending the Universal Championship against Rey Mysterio would have been the more appropriate note to end on, but WWE insists on shoehorning the women in the main event slot here. I didn't have a problem with it at WrestleMania this year, but just giving Shayna Baszler her first WWE main event because they can seemed pretty lame. When it came to the build to WrestleMania, the feud between Ronda Rousey, Becky Lynch, and Charlotte Flair was the best thing going in the company at the time. This feud between Becky, Bayley, and Shayna was treated mostly as an afterthought for majority of this battle between the brands.




Closing Thoughts

Without a shadow of a doubt, NXT confirmed what most people who regularly watched NXT on Wednesday nights knew already - NXT is the A++ show. SmackDown is the B show while RAW is down there in D and F territory.
To my pleasant surprise, WWE made the smart move - for once - and put over NXT strong as the definitive brand for WWE. They had to, really, especially if they want to convince the casuals and skeptics who weren't watching NXT regularly on the WWE Network before it started airing on USA Network to compete with AEW Dynamite on Wednesdays. NXT hasn't been winning this ratings war at the start but they are definitely closing the gap as the weeks roll by. NXT is the show to watch for sure. AEW has its own share of problems (that I'll discuss before the year's out in another article), but WWE's booking and writing for RAW and SmackDown are both shadows of their former glory. NXT is the must-see wrestling show week-in, week-out from top to bottom. If WWE doesn't recognize the wealth of talent they have on that brand now, then what are they going to do in a few years or even a few months if some of that talent are called up to RAW and/or SmackDown to lead the charge during WrestleMania season? You could call up any of the featured stars from NXT onto any the brands right now and they would instantly get over after this show. (Applauds) Well done, WWE you didn't shit the bed on making a bunch of new stars in one night.