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WWE Payback (Aug. 30, 2020) -- Results & Afterthoughts



Payback was a professional wrestling pay-per-view and WWE Network event produced by WWE for their Raw and SmackDown brand divisions. It took place on August 30, 2020 at the Amway Center in Orlando, Florida. It was the sixth event in the Payback chronology and the first to be held since the 2017 event.

The card comprised eight matches, including one on the Kickoff pre-show. In the main event, Roman Reigns defeated "The Fiend" Bray Wyatt and Braun Strowman in a No Holds Barred Triple Threat match to win the Universal Championship. On the undercard, Dominik Mysterio and Rey Mysterio defeated Seth Rollins and Murphy, Keith Lee defeated Randy Orton, and Shayna Baszler and Nia Jax defeated Bayley and Sasha Banks by submission to win the WWE Women's Tag Team Championship.




Match Results:


Kickoff - Tag Team Match
The Riott Squad (Ruby Riott and Liv Morgan) def. The IIconics (Billie Kay and Peyton Royce)


Didn't watch, but as of this posting (9/1/20), the IIconics were forced to disband due to losing to the Riott Squad the following night in a rematch on Monday Night RAW. I'm all for that since Peyton Royce deserved to go on her own for a while now. She's clearly the more talented of the two in-ring. Let Billie Kay serve as enhancement talent on one of the other brands post-draft.


Singles Match for the WWE United States Championship
Bobby Lashley (with MVP and Shelton Benjamin) def. Apollo Crews (c) by submission


The first thing I uttered after the finish was "WTF is the FULL Lashley?" Decent match, I guess, but they did the right thing here and put the title on Lashley, who should have been challenging Apollo in the first place. MVP should have been the mouthpiece from day one. I don't need to see him still wrestling in 2020. Isn't the whole point of the Hurt Business is to rehab Lashley and elevate him back to his former greatness with Shelton Benjamin?



Singles Match
Big E def. Sheamus


These two guys tried here, but they had already had a series of decent matches over on SmackDown! so this was pretty much rehashing familiar territory. I was the under the impression that Sheamus still had some nagging back issues so I found myself cringing that he took that bump down to the floor from the ring apron off that Spear out of the ring spot that Big E loves doing. I'm surprised that dude hasn't sprained his wrists or something from doing that so much all of these years. I can totally get behind this Big E that's all business when the bell rings.

I'm going to keep saying it though - he needs to leave the goofy shit at home if he really wants to take this singles push somewhere though.


Singles Match
Matt Riddle def. King Corbin


I couldn't give a flying fuck about this. Corbin lost and that's all what matters in terms of sensible booking.



Corbin won the match though when his tweet was read on-air and the exact moment where Riddle's happy expression sank right down the drain was priceless.

I see people complaining about bringing up his real life infidelity allegations into a WWE storyline but I'm looking at it like WWE bringing up Jeff Hardy's alcohol and drug abuse into storylines recently. It's nothing different for them. This is their brand of being "edgy" and "real" in 2020. It's definitely in bad taste but they think are exposing "insider" stuff by airing dirty laundry on television.


Tag Team Match for the WWE Women's Tag Team Championship
Shayna Baszler and Nia Jax def. Bayley and Sasha Banks (c) by submission


I didn't think this actual match was very good at all. There were tons of botches, not just from Nia Jax, but from Sasha and Bayley attempting to move her around the ring. The best thing to come out of this match was the very creative submission finish from Shayna Baszler by using Sasha's own arms to choke out Bayley for the win.


Man, that was an awesome finish. Can't say the same about the rest of the match leading up to it though.


I busted out laughing that commentary wasted absolutely NO time in saying "NO BELTS BANKS" after the decision. I couldn't understand why Nia was overjoyed during the post-match interview when she contributed absolutely jackshit to the finish here. They should've handed both belts to Shayna and let her be a single woman wrecking crew - unless she has Marina Safir and Jessamyn Duke as her lackeys on the main roster (full-time) now.


Singles Match
Keith Lee def. Randy Orton


Can't say that anything here was memorable nor noteworthy, but in terms of the pattern is smart booking tonight, the right man won with Lee going over on Orton. I guess this confirms the rumors and predictions that Orton is going to take that title from Drew McIntyre, which would set Lee in a prime position to challenge for said title in the near-future.


Tag Team Match
Dominik Mysterio and Rey Mysterio def. Seth Rollins and Murphy


This wasn't anywhere close as their match at Summerslam the weekend prior, but it's to be expected that these guys can't hit two homeruns in two PPVs mere weekends apart. On top of that, Rey Mysterio suffered an injury in this match, so that probably played a factor in that as well. This wasn't a bad match, but I was a little underwhelmed, especially given the high stakes of their previous match. Dominik still shined here like before, but Rollins and Murphy's antics are getting old at this point. Murphy ate the pin here, so it's obvious that this feud isn't over when it should be at this point. They could have given the Mysterio family the win with the feel good moment to capitalize on the name of the PPV but they didn't with Rollins not being the one to eat the pinfall here. I don't see why they should milk this feud out for a few more months. It's not like WrestleMania is around the corner or anything.


No Holds Barred, Triple Threat match for the WWE Universal Championship
Roman Reigns (with Paul Heyman) def. "The Fiend" Bray Wyatt (c) and Braun Strowman


The tale of the tape to setup this match all night was the cliffhanger reveal at the end of Friday Night SmackDown! was that Paul Heyman was now managing Roman Reigns. If there's any doubt in anyone's minds, but the "Big Dog" is now officially a heel. He was refusing to sign the contract for this match until it was tailored to his specifications. The story had the commentary team acting like there was any doubt that he was going to sign it to be a part of this title match. Strowman and The Fiend came off even bigger dumbasses in all of this when they were fighting in this match like it was a one-on-one contest until Roman Reigns came out and wrecked shop like this was a Money In The Bank cash-in.

Going into this match, I was convinced that Roman and Heyman were going to be revealed to being the masterminds behind Retribution, but in retrospect, I'm glad they weren't. What the hell does Roman have to be mad about? That wouldn't have made a lick of damn sense. I rather this reveal for Retribution be something big for a lot of NXT call-ups or misused main roster talents anyway.





Paul Heyman raising the hand of his new client in victory.


Afterthoughts
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This wasn't a flat out god-awful show, but it wasn't a particular exciting show either, especially to serve up as a follow-up last weekend's NXT TakeOver XXX and Summerslam events. Despite the wealth of smart booking decisions on this show, it ultimately felt completely unnecessary. They could have done most of what they have done here later this month at Clash of Champions or on the weekly RAW and SmackDown! shows to pop a rating. As a result, I was left feeling like a vast majority of this show was a complete waste of time, especially for the majority of the undercard.

WWE Money In The Bank 2020 (May 10, 2020) -- Afterthoughts on a VERY Unorthodox Show



Money in the Bank was a professional wrestling pay-per-view and WWE Network event produced by WWE for their Raw and SmackDown brand divisions. The majority of the event took place live on May 10, 2020 from the WWE Performance Center in Orlando, Florida, while the show's eponymous ladder matches were pre-recorded on April 15, 2020 at WWE's Titan Towers global headquarters building in Stamford, Connecticut. It was the eleventh event under the Money in the Bank chronology.

The event was originally scheduled to take place at the Royal Farms Arena in Baltimore, Maryland, but the venue cancelled all shows that were to be held in May due to the COVID-19 pandemic. In response, WWE took advantage of the situation and moved the two titular ladder matches to their global headquarters building in Stamford with a new "Corporate Ladder" gimmick where the match's titular briefcases were suspended above a ring on the building's roof. The wrestlers began on the ground floor and fought their way to the roof.



Quick Results:

  • Kick-Off: Singles Match - Jeff Hardy def. Cesaro

  • Fatal 4-Way Tag team match for the WWE SmackDown Tag Team Championship - The New Day (Big E and Kofi Kingston) (c) def. The Forgotten Sons (Steve Cutler and Wesley Blake) (with Jaxson Ryker), The Miz and John Morrison, and Lucha House Party (Gran Metalik and Lince Dorado)

  • Singles Match - Bobby Lashley def. R-Truth

  • Singles Match for the WWE SmackDown Women's Championship - Bayley (c) (with Sasha Banks) def. Tamina

  • Singles Match for the WWE Universal Championship - Braun Strowman (c) def. Bray Wyatt

  • Singles Match for the WWE Championship - Drew McIntyre (c) def. Seth Rollins

  • *** Money in the Bank ladder match for a Women's Championship Match contract the WWE Raw Women's Championship - Asuka def. Carmella, Dana Brooke, Lacey Evans, Nia Jax, and Shayna Baszler

  • Money in the Bank ladder match for a World Championship match contract - Otis def. AJ Styles, Aleister Black, Daniel Bryan, King Corbin, and Rey Mysterio

MITB Winners: Asuka for the women and Otis (LOL) for the men.





Afterthoughts:




Let's start things off by addressing the elephant in the room first and foremost. It was revealed on Monday Night RAW (5/11/20) at the start of the broadcast that the MITB match for the Women's Championship contract wasn't for a title opportunity, but for the RAW Women's Championship itself since Becky Lynch is taking a leave of absence after revealing that she's pregnant. I won't lie - I saw this news being reported on a few websites during the PPV actually and didn't pay it any mind at all. I chucked it up as random bullshit started up by one of those dirtsheets that spread false information. I was thinking that if that news was legit, one of the legit sources of wrestling news would have reported it sooner. Instead, we got the truth straight from the cow's mouth (as how the saying goes) right here on RAW.

While I'm happy to hear that Becky Lynch is undertaking the journey of motherhood and being a parent with Seth Rollins, I can't say that this was the way that I saw her Women's Championship run coming to an end. If she knew that she was pregnant back in April (as she mentions in an interview right after this news got out) then that was even more reason to drop the title to Shayna Baszler at WrestleMania a month ago. This time last year, Becky Lynch's stock was on an all-time high. No one else in that company was on her level, outside of maybe Charlotte Flair and Ronda Rousey before she left the company shortly after WrestleMania last year.

That's when Becky's stock went on the decline too, not saying that those lackluster feuds with Lacey Evans (who shouldn't have been rushed up from NXT and shoehorned into a program with the top woman in the company) then that joint pairing with her real life boyfriend, now fiancee, Seth Rollins against Lacey Evans and that charisma-vacuum Baron Corbin, did her any favors either. After that, Becky has been in a clusterfuck array of questionable feuds (except for that callback to Asuka's one defeat over her at Royal Rumble 2019 that WWE seemed to gloss over for months) and segments. One could blame that she didn't have her "Joker" (Ronda Rousey) to play off their natural chemistry as bitter enemies like Batman and Joker. I can't put all of the blame on that fact as WWE's women's divisions have been lacking depth across the board on the main roster with all of the marquee talent down on NXT. They called up Shayna Baszler to an underwhelming degree (I still don't understand why she was biting people in the neck...), only to have her LOSE at WrestleMania when it would have been the perfect narrative to have Shayna win to avenge her fellow MMA Horsewoman. Becky could have been back to clawing her way up from nothing to the top again - the same story that got fans behind her in the first place. Instead, she became what she hated - the top drawing female with the rest of the division under her thumb.

I don't want to dwell on that too much though as we're supposed to be talking about MITB here. I'm going to be completely honest. I had the PPV on as background noise on my phone while I was playing Final Fantasy VII Remake. I would occasionally glance at whatever matches were going on, but nothing really held my interest until the main event.

R-Truth vs. MVP/Lashley felt like deja vu from that feud where Lashley was beefing with Pope in Impact Wrestling while he was still a part of MVP's Beat Down Clan faction. If WWE is going to rehash that in their company, I would love to see MVP as Lashley's hype man again then. If Samoa Joe can stay off the injured list, then I say lump him into that crew as well.

How the hell did Jeff Hardy vs. Cesaro land on the kick-off show for Hardy's return but R-Truth got a match on the main card anyway? I don't mind those two feuding, but man, now more than ever we need to see Cesaro get elevated into a main event position. Stop wasting this man's fucking talents in this company. It's obvious he's not going anywhere else, so strap the rocket on him and see what happens. With the ratings at an all-time low, it's not like you got much else to lose.

Tamina vs. Bayley had me fooled for a second there towards the end. I was convinced for a second there that they would actually have Bayley drop the title to Tamina after Sasha Banks got involved to cause that rift in their friendship that everyone is waiting for. I wouldn't have been upset either as Bayley could have easily won the belt back on SmackDown! this following week in a rematch. Instead of all of that, WWE went for making Tamina look like a colossal idiot by breaking her own pin on Bayley when she had the match won just to chase Sasha around the ring. At that point, I literally said it out loud, "No wonder you haven't held a title after being in this company for so long."

I glanced at the Fatal 4 Way for the SmackDown Tag Team titles off and on, but if I'm honest here, I didn't care who was winning that. The Usos are sidelined and the New Day were defending against two "underneath"/jobber-fodder tag teams along with Miz and Morrison, who literally lost the belts a few weeks ago. I was just happy that the Forgotten Sons didn't win the gold. It disgusts me about what this company has done to those guys in the Lucha House Party since signing with the company following the Cruiserweight Classic. You'll see glimpses of Gran Metallik and Kallisto's former greatness here and there, but absolutely no one is taking them seriously as a credible threat for any titles nor for a win in general. You would think that they would be begging to get out of their contracts to head back to Mexico where their talents could be put to better use.

I thought Drew vs. Seth was the better of the two World title matches as I personally can't get into the "Mr. Rogers" Bray Wyatt matches. I didn't care when he fought Miz last year and I didn't care here when he fought Strowman. It was obviously the means to an end to setup the rematch against The Fiend at Backlash. I hope and pray to God that they don't have plans to have Strowman beat The Fiend like how he lost to Goldberg in Saudi Arabia earlier this year. I like Strowman but everyone knew that he was a transitional champion this year at WrestleMania to substitute a warm body in the ring with Goldberg (without any sort of a storyline, mind you..) when Roman Reigns decided to sit that show out for the well-being of his family during this pandemic. Let's put the belt back on Bray and have everything (at least in the WWE Universe anyway...) go back right in the world. 

As for the main event, I can't even really call that a match. It was a spectacle more than anything else with some brawling littered in-between. I wasn't embarrassed nor flat out disgusted by it, but it kept me entertained from start to finish. I thought there were some missed opportunities there though, such as possibly cuing up the Saw music when Black trapped Styles into that room full of The Undertaker's coffins and props. Wrestling twitter failed me when no one (even as of this posting) made a montage of Lacey Evans sucker punching bitches with the Women's Right like Butch Magnus on that one episode of The Boondocks where Riley got his chain stolen. The food fight was bound to happen, but I was little surprised at inter-gender brawling during that bit, especially with Shayna choking out Rey Mysterio.

I was little disappointed at the cameo from Vince McMahon in his office, but I have to admit that I see what everyone else is seeing about how bad (or rather OLD) Vince McMahon looks now. Is he getting enough sleep and eating well during this pandemic? I can understand that these times are a stressful situation, especially with his XFL revival going down the toilet for the second time in a row without even getting a foot properly off the ground and his wrestling product drawing in the all-time lowest ratings across the board. It might be the time to hand the reigns over to someone else to run this thing at this point. Let's face it, Vince, you're not getting any younger at this point. Either hand it off to Triple H and Stephanie to run or sell it to the highest bidder. I mean, c'mon... It's time to chuck things up as another L in the books if things get any worse for the E machine.

I thought the right woman won with Asuka winning the Women's MITB briefcase, which turned out to be containing the Women's Championship the following night. From the few times that I have tuned into highlights from RAW as of late in these empty arenas, Asuka has always been a highlight. It doesn't help that I have become a fan of her YouTube channel as well. You would think that she would be killing her gimmick with that YouTube channel with how adorable she is in her personal life, but it just adds to her charm as an onscreen persona (Asuka the Killer and Asuka the Adorable Otaku) when both venues are polar opposite from each other that it's EASY to keep them separated - at least in my head anyway.

As for the men, I had it pegged for AJ Styles or Aleister Black to win the entire thing and we saw where that wind up by the time this thing as all said and done. Rey Mysterio and Aleister Black found themselves thrown off the roof by Baron Corbin (AKA the Grand Marshall of the Possum Day Parade as per Jim Cornette). Corbin and Styles get to the top of the ladder and both snatch the briefcase down, but Corbin hammered with a guitar by the returning Elias. Styles fumbles with the briefcase, only for it to land in the hands of Otis below. Watching this live, I busted out laughing hysterically. Every once and a while you need to have a win like this to show that anyone could win one of these matches. I don't see why some people are acting like it's such a travesty that Otis won the MITB briefcase. It doesn't mean that he's guaranteed to win the title of his choosing whenever he decides to cash it in anyway. Besides, who says he doesn't lose it to one of the random heels on SmackDown! in a match?

Otis' win here tickled me like that time Santino Marella almost won the Royal Rumble in 2011 against Alberto Del Rio until he got thrown out at the last instant because everyone forgot that he was still in there. On paper it sounds goofy, but you need shit like that in wrestling every now and then to remind people that the squeaky clean babyfaces can pull off miracles too. That's what got people to fall in love with that event in the past. It was established that anyone had a chance to win it and not just the guys that are CLEARLY being elevated on the cards. Look at Drew McIntyre's win from this year for example. Everyone knew that he had the potential to be a World Champion since coming back to the company but was waiting on that golden opportunity to come through at the right moment. He got it two-fold in that match. He eliminated Brock Lesnar AND won the entire thing.

I'm not saying that Otis' win here should end with him winning the World title because that would be asinine at this point. All I'm saying that this could be used to further his ongoing storyline with Mandy Rose. She would come across as the ultimate heel if she left him high and dry after he gave her the MITB briefcase, who she would then award to another rising heel MALE Superstar. Then again, Tucker could turn on Otis by costing him the title opportunity too. There's a lot of ways to go with this. For me personally, I wouldn't break up Heavy Machinery anytime soon as Tucker is going to be dead in the water without that tag team to hold him up. On top of that, Otis would be a moron to cash in the contract for a tag title shot. My tag team partner would be put out to pasture if I had Mandy AND the MITB briefcase - I'm just sayin'. 

WrestleMania 36 - Nights 1 & 2 -- Results & Afterthoughts



WrestleMania 36 was the 36th annual WrestleMania professional wrestling pay-per-view (PPV) and WWE Network event produced by WWE for their Raw, SmackDown, and NXT brand divisions — the first to promote the NXT brand. It was filmed on March 25 and 26, 2020 and broadcast as a two-night event on April 4 and 5, marking the first time the event was broadcast over two nights as well as aired on tape delay. In addition to the WWE Network, the two productions were sold as individual PPVs, with both available as a package deal.

The event was originally scheduled to take place solely on April 5, 2020, at Raymond James Stadium in Tampa, Florida and was to air live. In mid-March 2020, all WWE programming was relocated to the WWE Performance Center training facility in Orlando due to the 2019–20 coronavirus pandemic, with no audience and only essential staff present. WWE subsequently announced that WrestleMania would also be presented from the facility, and air across two nights. The majority of its matches were pre-recorded at the Performance Center between March 25 and 26. Taking advantage of the format, two matches — a "Boneyard match" featuring The Undertaker, and a "Firefly Fun House match" featuring Bray Wyatt — were filmed off-site in atypical, cinematic styles.

The card comprised nineteen matches which were divided between the two nights, including one match on each night's Kickoff pre-show and a dark match on the second night. In the main event for Part 1, The Undertaker, returning to his "American Bad Ass" gimmick, defeated AJ Styles in a Boneyard match, and Braun Strowman defeated Goldberg to win the Universal Championship in the final match from the Performance Center. In other prominent matches, Becky Lynch defeated Shayna Baszler to retain the Raw Women's Championship, and Kevin Owens defeated Seth Rollins in a No Disqualification match.

In the main event for Part 2, Drew McIntyre defeated Brock Lesnar to win the WWE Championship after which, McIntyre defeated Big Show to retain the WWE Championship in a dark match (this match was later shown on the April 6 episode of Raw). In other prominent matches, "The Fiend" Bray Wyatt defeated John Cena in a "Firefly Fun House match", Charlotte Flair defeated Rhea Ripley to win the NXT Women's Championship for a second time, which was the first time an NXT championship was defended at the event, Edge defeated Randy Orton in a Last Man Standing match, which was Edge's first singles match since 2011, and Otis defeated Dolph Ziggler.

WrestleMania 36 received mostly positive reactions from fans and critics. While it was noted that the event suffered from the absence of a live audience and a poor lead-up (partly due to a number of wrestlers being pulled from the event shortly before its filming, mostly in relation to the pandemic, including Roman Reigns, The Miz, Andrade, and Dana Brooke, all of whom were slated to defend or challenge for championships), most felt that WWE exceeded expectations. The Boneyard and Firefly Fun House matches were singled out as highlights due to for their uniqueness and over–the–top tone.





NIGHT ONE (Saturday, April 4, 2020)



KICKOFF
Cesaro def. Drew Gulak

This shit right here that you can see in the gifs below. Cesaro is a freak of nature in pure athleticism and power. Why the hell can we get a competitive one-on-one match between him and Brock someday when he can do shit like this?





Let's not forget that this dude won a match with a fucking Airplane Spin in 2020. Holy shit that was awesome.

WWE WOMEN'S TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIP
Alexa Bliss and Nikki Cross def. Asuka and Kairi Sane (c) to win the Women's Tag Team Titles


I just have to ask is it too much to ask that Asuka gets a WrestleMania moment in this damn company? Splitting Asuka and Kairi up would give the RAW Women's Division two more strong challengers for Becky's title, but I think they could have done more with this tag team in the long run. Putting the belts back on Bliss Cross Applesauce (seriously that's REALLY a thing as they have a shirt on WWEShop...) just seems like the death kneel for this women's tag team division that they never seem to know what to do with in the first place. For the girls' credit though, they really tried to make this engaging enough for the most part, but ultimately the champions fell short to the challengers.

In my eyes, neither Asuka nor Kairi need to be losing to Bliss nor Cross in any shape nor form, but that's just me. This match could have been a LOT worse and I'll admit that it kept me interested from bell to bell with the near-falls and action. Asuka deserves more praise


Elias def. King Baron Corbin


I didn't give a flying fuck about this match when it was announced and I sure as hell didn't care when it happened on this card. This was the definition of a bathroom break for me for the night.


WWE RAW WOMEN'S CHAMPIONSHIP
Becky Lynch (c) def. Shayna Baszler


I don't know how to put this. This was a good match, but it wasn't a "WrestleMania" match, y'know? We've all seen better from both of these women in the past, but I'll admit that this wasn't much to write home about outside of the constant brawling outside of the ring. I was definitely surprised when Becky pinned Shayna clean to boot. This would be the first of Triple H's prized prospects to take a L here over WrestleMania weekend.

This decision would easily make people assume those rumors about Vince McMahon not warming up to the reception of Shayna Baszler as the challenger to dethrone Becky Lynch as their main attraction, but after reading the results for Monday Night RAW (4/6/2020), it's obvious to see what WWE has in the pipeline. Nia Jax made her return and it's easy to see that Becky and Nia have an established history between them during Becky's rise to immortality that I could easily see them waiting until Summerslam to pay off. It's something that not everyone is going to be too keen about (I know I don't care to see this feud play out...) but it makes the most sense in terms of opponents that Becky has exhausted at this point.


WWE INTERCONTINENTAL CHAMPIONSHIP
Sami Zayn (c) def. Daniel Bryan

Bryan chasing after Sami like he stole something.

Bryan gave Sami the beating of his life in this match from these sickening strikes to one scary suicide dive that gave me flashbacks to Chris Benoit's dive out of the ring and into the commentary table. I swear, between Edge and Bryan, I don't know who has been studying the Kota Ibushi and Tetsuya Naito book of unnecessary neck bumps harder.

Thinking back to Sami's heyday back on NXT and how Daniel Bryan and Drew Gulak put on a wrestling clinic on the previous PPV, I was expecting a lot more from this but I was entertained for th most part. I just wanted WWE to give this match enough time. Instead, it felt like it was over as soon as the coals were getting hot. I hope they do more with this program, especially once crowds can start filling the arenas again. We all know that once all five (once Cesaro, Nakamura, and Gulak all get formally involved with this program at some point) that this will end up being a wrestling clinic.

I'll admit that I was a little surprised that Sami retained here, but at the same time, I shouldn't have when Bryan has a history of a weakened immune system and asthma from an early age. If he manages to get sick, they would have to take the title off of him anyway. Additionally, didn't he say in an interview that he's almost done working as a full-time competitor when his current deal is up?


WWE SMACKDOWN TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIP (LADDER MATCH)
John Morrison (c) def. Jimmy Uso and Kofi Kingston


In terms of in-ring action, this was easily my favorite match of the night despite the fact you could tell that this match was edited to all hell at points to hide crash pads and what not. This was one of the few matches that benefited from the show being taped prior. If you don't watch any other in-ring match from Night 1 go out of your way to watch this match.

One thing people are failing to realize about this spot is that Morrison caught Kofi on the ladder to allow him to perform the Hurracanrana. Without JoMo's cooperation, that wouldn't have looked anywhere as smooth as it did here.


Words don't do this match enough justice. Maybe The Miz needs to stay home and miss more matches for these three guys, especially Morrison, can go out there and kill it like this more often.

Even while he was away in Lucha Underground and IMPACT Wrestling, John Morrison's athleticism will never cease to amaze me. 


This is going to go down as one of - if not the best - matches from the entire weekend. Let it be on record that I absolutely LOVED the finish, even though that bump had to suck royally for Morrison though. Jesus...


NO DQ MATCH
Kevin Owens def. Seth Rollins




When this match ended initially by DQ, I threw my hands up in the air, convinced that we were going to have a typical Monday Night RAW finish to this match to continue dragging out this feud. I was relieved when the match restarted as a No Disqualification Match with both men brawling all around the ringside area before Owens ended it with that dive off the WrestleMania sign.

Not gonna lie but that was pretty sick, even though I wasn't too crazy about the rest of this match.


WWE UNIVERSAL CHAMPIONSHIP
Braun Strowman def. Goldberg (c) to win the WWE Universal Championship


After about 3-5 Spears and Running Powerslams each, Strowman endured Goldberg's assault and put him down for the 1-2-3. There's absolutely nothing to write home about this match, especially with the lack of building going into it when WWE clearly had more than enough time to change their plans around after Roman backed out of the event.

Too bad it's too little, too late to scrap the rocket on Braun when they have squandered that opportunity multiple times over the course of the past two-three years. This decision just marks Braun as the poster boy for the definition of a transitional champion.


BONEYARD MATCH
The Undertaker def. AJ Styles

This reveal, followed by the shot of AJ Styles' buried hand in the dirt, was the icing on the cake that was this cinematic masterpiece of a "theatrical wrestling match". 

From start to finish, this was the best thing to come out of Night 1 and closed out this show in spectacular fashion. WWE clearly took some cues from Matt Hardy's Final Deletion, with that not being a surprise since they have almost everyone who contributed to that endeavor in IMPACT Wrestling outside of Matt and Reby Hardy themselves on payroll now in that company. If this was going to be a traditional match, we knew that Styles would have bumped his ass off to make Taker look good to a lackluster, yet passable effort. With this cinematic style, WWE were able to hide the Deadman's shortcomings and paint him into a new light. If WWE wants to book Taker vs. Sting in a match of this capacity then I'm all for it. Otherwise, I hope Taker calls it quits sooner more than later.


It should be noted that Lucha Underground deserves from props from all of the praise that this "cinematic wrestling" style borrowed elements from. That style of presentation predates even the Final Deletion stuff on IMPACT Wrestling from Matt Hardy by a few years and definitely doesn't get enough praise from wrestling fans. It did make me smile a bit to see that Lucha Underground is still having an impact on wrestling today - from wealth of talent that WWE, AEW, MLW, Ring of Honor, NWA, and even MLW have all employed currently to that unique cinematography and Hollywood movie style presentation that they brought to the table.


Night One Closing Thoughts


Going into this show, I wasn't too enthusiastic about a WrestleMania without a crowd in any way, shape, nor form. I was just watching out of obligation since I'm still paying that $9.99 (plus taxes) for the Network each month, so I figured I should get my money's worth in that regard. If I were grade this show, I'd give it somewhere between a C+ or a strong B-, just for the TLC Triple Threat and the Boneyard Matches alone. There wasn't nothing that was just flat out rotten or god-awful outside of that Elias vs. King Corbin match that nobody asked for, but I went to make dinner throughout the majority of that for I wouldn't have to even entertain the thought of giving WWE my time of enduring all of that match from bell to bell. I'll admit that Night 1 left me satisfied for the most part and eager to see what WWE had in mind for Night 2, especially with the Firefly Funhouse Match after seeing what they pulled off with the Boneyard Match at the conclusion of Night 1.



NIGHT TWO (Sunday, April 5, 2020)


KICKOFF
Liv Morgan def. Natalya




NXT WOMEN'S CHAMPIONSHIP
Charlotte Flair def. Rhea Ripley (c) to win the NXT Women's Championship


This was crazy to me that Night 2 would kick off with this match, but given the fact that Night 2 had multiple women's title matches involved, I suppose this was for the best as this match would have been lost in the shuffle if it was bumped up further up the card.

Like I mentioned several times over on social media this past weekend, I thought this was EASILY the best match on the entire card for Night 2, but I could have done without the loud groaning,  moaning, and screaming like this was bad softcore porn on Cinemax.

I'm still not too crazy about the decision to put the belt on Charlotte Flair, but it's whatever. I'm sure that they would have gone with a different result if there were people in that building.


Otis def. Dolph Ziggler


This match served as the climatic finish (no pun intended) to the Mandy Rose, Otis, and Dolph Ziggler love triangle. A mysterious hacker (I jokingly stated that it was Sami Callihan over on IMPACT pulling overtime) revealed on SmackDown! that it was Sonya Deville that foiled the Valentine's Day date plans for Otis and Mandy, which set this match into motion. As a result, Sonya accompanied Ziggler to the ring for this match.

The match itself wasn't too much to write home about as this match was a PAINFUL reminder of how much better it would have been in front of a crowd, especially after Mandy Rose ran down to slap Sonya Deville down to the floor and Low Blow Ziggler in the family jewels for Otis could pick up the win. The kiss shared in the ring between Otis and Mandy was the icing on the cake for all of this, with the only omission was the live crowd's reaction to Mandy and Otis FINALLY getting together.





About damn time. Go 'head, Otis. Get dem Mandy draws tonight, son. You deserve it.

Mandy Rose is allegedly dating Tino Sabbatelli (remember him?) from NXT behind the scenes, so don't get too excited that this relationship is legit. It was just cool to see the "every man" get the girl for once in one of these stories instead of the pretty girl giving him the shaft and going heel like how majority of these storylines end in wrestling, especially in WWE.


Aleister Black def. Bobby Lashley (w/ Lana)


This match had absolutely no build-up since Lashley was immediately put on quarantine for two weeks following his trip to Africa to promote WWE over there. I couldn't believe that they flew out Lana just for this too while Lashley was wearing some ridiculous new tights for his ring gear. I swear that dude has to be regretting that decision to come back to WWE JUST to fight Brock Lesnar when he hasn't even sniffed towards the conversation of any sort of opportunity in that capacity. Then again, he could just happy for that paycheck since there's no telling what Kristal Marshall left him with after their divorce. We all know IMPACT Wrestling wasn't going to have big money contracts to hang onto him (and everyone else who were a big name in WWE prior) forever.

This match was short (for the most part) and to the point. It did it's job and I can't complain about that. I loved that finish where Lashley went for the Spear and Black instantly put him down with the Black Mass to counter. If they are building up Aleister Black as the point who will retire The Undertaker, then this is a step in the right direction. If I were to pick, they can't go wrong with either Drew or Aleister in that role. I'm personally more keen on Taker passing that torch to Aleister or Finn Balor if I'm perfectly honest, but between those three men that I mentioned, Black would be the most obvious choice, given his similar gimmick.

Other than the decision to have Black go over, the best thing to come out of this match is the tease of a fallout between Lashley and Lana. She was the one who told him to go for the Spear when he had Black beat which proved to be his downfall here. They could totally go that route and split them up if they want.


LAST MAN STANDING MATCH
Edge def. Randy Orton


Going into WrestleMania 36, this was easily the best laid out match going into this show. From the promos, the drama, and the emotions going into it, this match had all of the ingredients for an all-time classic. What transpired was a fucking boring as hell match that went on and on and on AND ON for roughly 40 minutes. What made the Johnny Gargano and Tommaso Ciampa brawl throughout the Performance Center cool was that it was over in less than ten minutes. This shit kept on going and going. I think they could have shaved off at least 15-20 minutes of this in the editing room and still would have had a much better match.

I can't speak for anyone else, but I didn't need to see Orton attempting to hang Edge from one of the weight machines backstage when I literally just saw the Dark Side of the Ring documentary of the Chris Benoit murders/suicide about two weeks ago. Whoever approved that spot for this match and didn't edit out of post-work needs to be slapped.

The emotions between Orton and Edge here were real and played into the closing moments of the match that saw a teary eyed Edge give his friend, Orton, a Con-Chair-to to put him out of his misery while simultaneously sealing his fate as the winner of this Last Man Standing Match.

I think my on and off collaborator Serena said it best concerning her feelings about this match though, given the fact that she has a much more emotional attachment to him growing up during the heights of his career.

I have to say... Never has a return to the ring made me cry. Never has a come back story from an injury made me cry. But seeing Edge back... Honestly, it does bring a tear to my eye 
He deserves it. For some reason, I am so happy to see him back. At least for a little bit

I (along with a lot of people online) didn't much care for this match as a whole, but after being forced to retire, Edge did deserve this opportunity to come back to doing what he loved and that's performing in the squared circle. Sure, this match may not have been everyone's cup of tea, but at the end of the day, Edge is back doing what he loves and that's all what really matters. 


SMACKDOWN! TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIP MATCH
The Street Profits (c) def. Austin Theory & Angel Garza



This was essentially a match pulled from a typical Monday Night RAW with the champs defending the titles against a team that never came together until now. Garza and Theory never teamed up not once on NXT, but Austin Theory is getting his WrestleMania (and main roster) debut in a throwaway match on this card.

That's not a knock against anyone in this match either as both teams did what they could to keep this interesting, but there wasn't a single moment in this match where I felt that this was worthy of a spot on ANY WrestleMania card. This was a pre-show match at best.








The biggest takeaway from this match was the fact that Ford's wife, Bianca Belair, ran out to lay out Zelina Vega in the post-match brawl. I'm guessing that this is her formal call-up to the main roster and you can pretty much flush those hopes for her to challenge Charlotte Flair for the NXT title down the drain now.


SMACKDOWN! WOMEN'S CHAMPIONSHIP 5-WAY ELIMINATION MATCH
Bayley (c) def. Lacey Evans, Tamina, Naomi, and Sasha Banks to retain

From the second that they announced this match, I had Sasha pegged to win this thing after FINALLY stabbing her "best friend" in the back. Boy, was I wrong on how this played out by the time it was all said and done. That goes without WWE teasing the hell out of it from the pre-match interview and even during portions of this match.

...Then Sasha Banks got unceremoniously eliminated and absolutely nobody cared about the rest of this match as it was down to Lacey Evans and Bayley. I was more surprised that they let Lacey Evans of all people got to eliminate Sasha than anything else here. Sasha came back into the mix and helped Bayley retain, which asks even more questions as it looked like their partnership was coming to a boiling point where there was a tease of a rift between them at one point. I was hoping for something in the post-match when Sasha handed the belt to Bayley, but nothing.


Outside of the Diva stans on Twitter, who actually remembered that Team BAD was a thing?

I'll give the ladies of SmackDown props. They tried here and this was watchable. Tamina was a wrecking machine for the first portion of the match before she was eliminated by everyone dog piling on top of her - very reminiscent of how Big Show used to get eliminated in battle royals all of the damn time back in the day. Naomi got plenty of time to shine before she fell victim to Sasha and Bayley's double team tactics. Even though I'm still not sold on her as a babyface but Lacey's endurance throughout the punishment that Sasha and Bayley were laying onto her was commendable. Bayley still comes across as so goddamn uncomfortable as a heel at times - at least to me anyway. It doesn't seem organic like how most people warm up at the chance to play "villains" in wrestling.

If they aren't going to do anything with neither brand's Women's Championships, I suggest that they unify both titles. These two divisions have been exposed to the core and it shows that there's a severe lack of depth in these two divisions. Becky, Bayley, and better yet, Charlotte Flair, have all exhausted their credible opponents and match-ups to the point where almost anyone else seems redundant at this stage.

FIREFLY FUNHOUSE MATCH
"The Fiend" Bray Wyatt def. John Cena

The Prototype has returned, along with almost every other gimmick John Cena has been in the past. 
This was just something else... Where the Boneyard Match was a spectacle, this Firefly Funhouse Match was on par with The Final Deletion levels of bonkers and mindfuckery. I said it on Twitter and I'll say it here too - I REALLY hope WWE are cutting Matt Hardy a check for inspiring this "Broken" style influence into WrestleMania this year. That's really surprising too when Matt Hardy went on record in interviews to say that Vince McMahon didn't "get it" and pigeon-holed him back into being the "normal" Matt Hardy during his last run there.

My thoughts EXACTLY, Titus. 
The expression on Titus O'Neil's face was priceless here and worth watching whatever the hell that was alone.



I got no words on that. I wasn't offended by it nor was I blown away by it. I just want to know exactly what combination of drugs and alcohol were involved to produce something like that.

That being said, there's a GREAT explanation/breakdown of that entire sequence by an indie wrestler going around.


WWE CHAMPIONSHIP MATCH
Brock Lesnar (c) vs. Drew McIntyre

Simply put, this was a complete rehash of Strowman and Goldberg from Night 1. As the main event of this show, this felt so fucking lazy on WWE's behalf.

At the end of the day, I'm glad Drew McIntyre got his moment, especially after seeing his WWE 24 special where he was going through the emotions and anxiety of this year's WrestleMania possibly being cancelled among the ongoing coronavirus concerns. It just sucks that there wasn't a crowd there to share that moment with him. What a way to end WrestleMania though... A new champion is crowned but there's no pyro nor confetti to shower him among the roars of the fans to welcome in the new apex predator at the top of the food chain.


Night Two Closing Thoughts

If I was to choose between which night had the better of the two shows, I have to go with Night One. Night Two opened strong with the NXT Women's Championship but dragged on and on, no thanks to the Last Man Standing Match between Edge and Orton. That was coupled with the fact that the majority of the matches on this card were matches that you would normally see on one of the throwaway PPVs and not one of the Big Four PPVs of the year. I'm still disappointed that both Otis and Mandy and especially Drew McIntyre were robbed of the fan response to their triumphant victories. That would've made their WrestleMania moments complete in my eyes. Not some taped show in an empty building.




Looking back at these results, it a little telling that we could be looking at the Four Horsewomen butting heads sooner more than later. The only one of them who isn't holding gold is Sasha Banks and with Money in the Bank still scheduled for May 10th as of this posting, I could see her getting the women's briefcase and starting a sort of clash with the other Horsewomen in terms of who she is going to cash in the opportunity against. This could lead to some playful back and forth between all of them until Sasha ultimately cashes in on Bayley like we all know she should do.

When this show was over, my best friend sent me a message over Facebook. It said, "WWE should've cancelled WrestleMania. This show as a mistake." The more I think about, the more I'm inclined to agree with his opinion. Outside of a handful of matches, this wasn't a must-see event, nor lived up to the reputation of WrestleMania. I don't think we should be grading this show on a curve either since WWE went out of their way to ensure "the show must go on" in the middle of this pandemic while simultaneously putting their talents' health and well-being at risk. While I applaud WWE for providing a lot of people, myself included, in a means of escapism this weekend by watching WrestleMania among the stay at home/lockdown orders in the middle of this ongoing pandemic, I can't say that this is an event that I'm going to fondly remember. I hate saying it like that as there were a lot of great efforts here by the talent to make this show worth our time, but I can't lie to myself and say that this was a "good" WrestleMania. This was a slightly above-average show and that's about it. 

WWE Elimination Chamber (March 8, 2020) -- Results & Afterthoughts



Elimination Chamber (2020) (also known as No Escape (2020) in Germany) was a professional wrestling pay-per-view and WWE Network event produced by WWE for their Raw and SmackDown brands. It took place on March 8, 2020 at the Wells Fargo Center in Philadelphia, Pennsylvania. It was the tenth event under the Elimination Chamber chronology.

Eight matches were contested at the event, including one on the Kickoff pre-show. In the main event, NXT's Shayna Baszler won Raw's women's Elimination Chamber match to become the number one contender against Becky Lynch for the Raw Women's Championship at WrestleMania 36. On the undercard, Aleister Black defeated AJ Styles in a no disqualification match, Sami Zayn, Shinsuke Nakamura, and Cesaro defeated Braun Strowman in a 3-on-1 handicap match, with Zayn pinning Strowman to win the WWE Intercontinental Championship, and The Miz and John Morrison retained the SmackDown Tag Team Championship in SmackDown's tag team Elimination Chamber match.




Note: I'm not going to discuss every match on this card as I think we can all agree that this show was unamiously a massive dud. Not a bad show, but just a really boring one, missing a lot of key top talent and lackluster matches, save for a few bright spots on the under card. A lot of people, myself included, went into and walked away from this show feeling like it was a bigger waste of time than advertised. This show did absolutely NOTHING to get me excited for WrestleMania in any shape nor form. 


Tag Team Match
The Viking Raiders (Erik and Ivar) def. Curt Hawkins and Zack Ryder

Kick-off Match. Didn't watch. Didn't care.



Singles Match
Daniel Bryan def. Drew Gulak by technical submission

For the love of all that's holy, can we stop with all of these scary neck bumps? Daniel Bryan for sure doesn't need to be taking them in any way, shape, nor form.

Enough with the fucking neck bumps. I'm sure Naito and Ibushi's dicks were hard seeing that spot though...

Outside of that scary moment (along with another with their Dynamite Kid-style suplex out of the ring spot), I thought this was a decent technically sound match. I understand that Bryan wanted to work with Gabba Gulak to give him the rub/shine so to speak, but I don't see how a loss in their initial encounter is going to do anything to advance this program to make anyone want to see them do a possible rematch for WrestleMania.




Singles match for the WWE United States Championship
Andrade (c) (with Zelina Vega) def. Humberto Carrillo

I get it - Humberto Carrillo is one hell of a talent in terms of the lucha libre style, but ENOUGH with the title shots that this dude has gotten over the months against Andrade or for the United States title in general. I can't look at the guy without thinking that he's the love child of Evan Bourne/Matt Sydal and Joe Lopez ("Other Joe" on AngryJoeShow). Seriously, Google those two guys and tell me you don't see it too!

This wasn't a bad match, but holy shit, they are running this feud into the ground just like how they did Andrade vs. Mysterio last year, which burned people out well before the feud could properly climax at WrestleMania last year too!


Elimination Chamber Match for the WWE SmackDown Tag Team Championship
The Miz and John Morrison (c) def. The New Day (Big E and Kofi Kingston), The Usos (Jey Uso and Jimmy Uso), Heavy Machinery (Otis and Tucker), Lucha House Party (Gran Metalik and Lince Dorado), and Dolph Ziggler and Robert Roode


EliminatedTeamEnteredEliminated byMethodTime[1]
1Lucha House Party3Heavy MachineryPinfall17:15
2Heavy Machinery5Dolph Ziggler and Robert RoodePinfall23:45
3Dolph Ziggler and Robert Roode6The UsosPinfall25:15
4The New Day2The Miz and John MorrisonPinfall29:05
5The Usos1The Miz and John MorrisonPinfall32:55
WinnerThe Miz and John Morrison4

For me personally, this was the match of the night - until Heavy Machinery were eliminated. Lucha House Party killed it here with a ton of great spots (at least the ones that they didn't botch upon execution), only to get eliminated right after their biggest spot of the match by the New Day. You knew that wasn't good when that elimination took all of the air and excitement out of the building in one fell swoop.

This was a thing of beauty right here. Too bad the Lucha House Party got eliminated immediately after this spot.

Heavy Machinery got the crowd going again, until they got eliminated as well, following Tucker's failed attempt to hold his own after Otis went flying out of the one of the chamber pods down to the floor.

I'm still disappointed that Otis hasn't been out for blood since Ziggler stole Mandy away from him.

I don't know what the hell WWE Creative was thinking in regards of booking this match. The only thing they had to do was either let Heavy Machinery win here after getting their hands on Ziggler and Roode or allow Roode & Ziggler to win to have them lose the titles to Heavy Machinery at WrestleMania. This isn't rocket science. Otis AND Tucker are over like rover. It's not like with the Street Profits where the team obviously had one clear star (Montez Ford) from sheer charisma and athleticism and his partner is just standing in his shadow (Angelo Dawkins).

Tonight was your weekly reminder to NOT sleep on Tucker Knight.

Both members of Heavy Machinery proved their worth here in this match with Tucker reminding people that he's a force to be reckoned with as well.

I get that reuniting The Miz and John Morrison in 2019 and putting the tag titles on them earlier this year was a big deal in terms of nostalgia, but it wouldn't have killed them to drop the titles to the two teams I mentioned earlier, especially when the Otis-Mandy-Ziggler triangle is the biggest storyline going over on SmackDown! that people care about. Haven't we seen The Usos against the New Day enough in our goddamn lifetimes though? When they started this match I was already rolling my eyes harder than that Tony Stark/Robert Downey Jr. meme that people love using.



No Disqualification Match
Aleister Black defeated AJ Styles (with Luke Gallows and Karl Anderson)

For a No DQ match, I thought this was mostly pretty darn boring until towards the end of the match. The most frustrating thing here is it was obvious that they were dragging this out to fill out time on the show and the fact that I know that both Black and Styles are capable of much better performances than this.

The Club's reactions here were priceless.
The only reason I was engaged as I was just waiting for the arrival of The Undertaker like everyone else was at this point. They had to do something to continue hyping up this feud between Styles and Taker, so it was a given that something was going to happen in this match to even up the odds. That being said, I hope it's The Undertaker and Aleister Black against The O.C. (AJ Styles, Luke Gallows, and Karl Anderson) at WrestleMania instead of Styles and Taker one-on-one. Styles would bump his ass off for the Deadman for sure in a singles match, but let's not leave any window for another lackluster performance by The Undertaker, especially when his best years are behind him. A tag team match would be much more easier for him with Black doing most of the heavy lifting so to speak.


I love how Styles get caught out of the Phenomenal Forearm as if it's a video game. 






Tag Team match for the WWE Raw Tag Team Championship
The Street Profits (Angelo Dawkins and Montez Ford) (c) defeated Seth Rollins and Murphy

Simply put - this was a Monday Night RAW television match. Nothing more, nothing less.

Owens came out with a bag of popcorn to distract Rollins' for the finish.

...Only to get served a Stunner for his troubles.

This match was easily forgettable, save for Rollins' sell to Kevin Owens' Stone Cold Stunner.




3-on-1 Handicap match for the WWE Intercontinental Championship
Sami Zayn, Shinsuke Nakamura, and Cesaro defeated Braun Strowman (c)
Since Zayn pinned Strowman, he won the championship.

During the promo backstage before this match started, Sami told Nakamura and Cesaro to stand back while he handled Strowman on his own. Boy was that a load of bull... As soon as it started he retreated back to allow his cronies (sad what both Nakamura and Cesaro have been reduced to at this point...) to do his dirty work.

I'm happy that Sami Zayn (who is getting a bit of a Dad Bod...) finally won singles gold on the main roster, but did they need to take the title off of Strowman right now? Dude already seemed like he was allergic to titles every opportunity he got to win one in the past. I would like to assume that they will have Strowman run through Nakamura and Cesaro over the course of the next few weeks of SmackDown! programming, only to force Sami to face him one-on-one at WrestleMania. If they end up being in that nothing of a match called the Andre the Giant Memorial Battle Royal then someone needs to be slapped. That's all what I'm saying. This should be as easy as booking The Big Show versus Cody Rhodes that one year at WrestleMania. Nothing fancy. Just go out there and get the job done to drop the title back to Strowman.



Elimination Chamber Match for a WWE Raw Women's Championship match at WrestleMania 36
Shayna Baszler defeated Natalya, Liv Morgan, Asuka, Ruby Riott, and Sarah Logan


EliminatedWrestlerEnteredEliminated byMethodTime
1Sarah Logan3Shayna BaszlerSubmission7:50
2Ruby Riott2Shayna BaszlerSubmission8:15
3Natalya1Shayna BaszlerSubmission9:30
4Liv Morgan5Shayna BaszlerKnockout15:00
5Asuka6Shayna BaszlerKnockout21:00
WinnerShayna Baszler4

I understand why this match went last (mainly because it was International Women's Day and the SJWs would have roasted them all over social media if it wasn't...) but it didn't deserve that spot, much like Becky Lynch doesn't deserve to main event WrestleMania for the second year in the row. This should have ended with either the Tag Team Chamber match or Black/Styles just for the massive pop this dead crowd erupted for the arrival of The Undertaker at the end of that match. Instead, we got a massive dud of a main event here. Don't get me wrong. I understand that this was damage control to repair Shayna Baszler's street cred and overall impression since arriving on the main roster as most people aren't savvy to her credentials from dominating on NXT over the past two years. I just didn't agree with these massive windows of time where there's absolutely nothing going on other than Asuka shouting in Japanese while Shayna is merely posing as they are awkwardly standing around as they wait for the pods to open up.

Asuka's taunting within her pod was one of the more entertaining moments of this match.

This match would have ended better if Liv Morgan got in before Shayna for they could have done the confrontation of all three members of the Riott Squad facing off, only for Shayna to come in shortly afterwards and clean house with them upon arrival.

Jeebus Christ!
I wouldn't be surprised if Nattie was concussed during this match, especially after those cringe-inducing bumps she took back to back from Sarah Logan. Like holy shit, I thought she bit the turnbuckle at ringside from that first bump from Logan after being dropkicked into the pod. Don't forget about that dive too where Logan's knee smashed Nattie in the face. I'm sure she had to be pissed about that as I was mad seeing it. If I were to speculate, that's another possible reason why this match didn't go as long as it should have. Nattie was probably meant to go the distance against Shayna until she got hurt here, but who knows. As of this posting (3/13/20), there's no reports floating around of possible injuries from this match from the female talent but there's no denying that Nattie got her bell rung here.

As much as they were teasing and hyping up the confrontation between Asuka and Shayna towards the end of this match, I was disappointed that Asuka didn't last longer against her, especially given her own reputation as a record holding NXT Women's Champion in the past. I guess they wanted to play it safe with Asuka's recent wrist injury and didn't want her to have too much action here with WrestleMania around the corner.



Afterthoughts:

At the end of the day, WWE got what they wanted. They established Shayna Baszler as the "killer" set out to challenge "The Man" Becky Lynch for WrestleMania - as if there was any shred of doubt going into this PPV. With those reports floating around of Vince not really buying into Shayna and that leaked photo of Rousey at WWE HQ, I was half-expecting them to pull an audible and sub-in Ronda Rousey instead of Shayna for WrestleMania against Becky Lynch one-on-one since it didn't happen previously. Y'know, do the finish where someone (Shayna) is eliminated early for the shock factor, only for Ronda to replace someone else and steal the win like that one year Edge stole Kofi Kingston's Elimination Chamber spot, only to win the entire thing after losing the title earlier that night. (Laughs) Yeah, I know. I give WWE Creative too much credit in that regard and should have known better.

Despite of all of that, I wasn't anywhere as pissed off like a lot of other people online after this show. I don't know what it is but I'm at the point where I just watch these PPVs, NXT, and read spoilers/highlights from RAW and SmackDown!. If I don't like this processed bullshit that WWE continues to churn out every week, I know how to turn the channel to something else I rather see. That being said, I can totally relate with the complaints about this show. This is the last stop before WrestleMania and with the clear lack of star power and big names, you can tell that this show was phoned in after Sweet Saudi Money V: Keep Hope Alive. They don't care as WWE is obviously in their annual "It's WrestleMania and we know you're going to watch anyway" mindset at this stage of their schemes. WWE needs to start getting concerned, especially when people had "#CancelWWENetwork" trending after Super ShowDown when Goldberg beat The Fiend for the WWE Championship, only to follow that show up with another flop. It's not doing anything for fans' morale going into "The Show of Shows". I just hope they get their shit together - not only with these coronavirus concerns - but with this show altogether. Maybe they should cancel WrestleMania? That would give WWE Creative a lot more time to fix this shit and figure out exactly what the hell they should be doing with their product.