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WWE Survivor Series (Nov. 22, 2020) -- Results & Afterthoughts




Survivor Series (2020) was a professional wrestling pay-per-view and WWE Network event, produced by WWE for their Raw and SmackDown brand divisions. It took place on November 22, 2020 at the Amway Center in Orlando, Florida, and featured WWE's virtual fan viewing experience called ThunderDome—it was WWE's final pay-per-view presented from the Amway Center during the COVID-19 pandemic before the ThunderDome relocates to Tropicana Field in St. Petersburg, Florida due to the start of the 2020–21 NBA season. Like the previous years, the theme of the event was brand supremacy and pitted wrestlers from the brands against each other. It was the 34th event under the Survivor Series chronology, and celebrated the 30th anniversary of The Undertaker's WWE debut—his retirement ceremony closed the show.

Seven matches were contested at the event, including one on the Kickoff pre-show. The card was highlighted by two traditional Survivor Series elimination matches: Raw's men's and women's teams were victorious over SmackDown's. In the main event match, SmackDown's Universal Champion Roman Reigns defeated Raw's WWE Champion Drew McIntyre. Also on the card, SmackDown Women's Champion Sasha Banks defeated Raw Women's Champion Asuka, and SmackDown Tag Team Champions The Street Profits (Angelo Dawkins and Montez Ford) defeated Raw Tag Team Champions The New Day (Kofi Kingston and Xavier Woods). Raw won brand supremacy by winning four of the seven matches.




Results:



18-Man Dual Brand Battle Royal
The Miz won by last eliminating Dominik Mysterio


When it got down to Jeff Hardy, Chad Gable, Dominik, and The Miz, I was thinking, "Hmmm, maybe we might have a chance to give Gable and Dominik a bit of shine with a win here..." only to see Jeff and Gable get tossed out and it be down to Dominik and The Miz. That's when I went "Oh shit..." and knew that they were going with Dominik winning this for the babyface pop since The Miz was probably cashing in Money in the Bank later this evening. Boy, was I wrong in both avenues of that assumption. This match did absolutely NOTHING for me to care about anyone involved in this battle royal. 




5-on-5 men's Survivor Series elimination match
Team Raw (AJ Styles, Keith Lee, Sheamus, Braun Strowman, and Riddle) (with Omos) def. Team SmackDown (Kevin Owens, Jey Uso, King Corbin, Seth Rollins, and Otis)


I was utterly shocked that Team Raw completely swept Team SmackDown under the rug. Thanks for comin', boys. Your checks are in the mail. I couldn't understand why this couldn't have been competitive with SmackDown getting a bit of offense in and an elimination or two. I did enjoy seeing Otis and Jey Uso having a few moments to shine in this match, but it was ultimately all for nothing. 

I couldn't help but laugh at all of the screenshots of Rollins refusing to even look at Matt Riddle when he was in this match, showing that Rollins had his eyes closed on the ring apron. That's a whole new level of petty (or rather unprofessionalism...) right there. As for the Messiah "sacrificing himself for the 'greater good'", that was complete kayfabe bullshit for he can go on leave for Becky Lynch's upcoming birth of their first child. I'm sure he'll be back in time for the Royal Rumble at the start of the New Year. 

For the rest of this match, there's not really much else to talk about. Team Raw won in dominating fashion and this match did little else to hold anyone's interest. 

Moving on...





Champions vs. Champions Tag Team Match
The Street Profits (Angelo Dawkins and Montez Ford) (SmackDown Tag Team Champions) def. The New Day (Kofi Kingston and Xavier Woods) (with Big E) (Raw Tag Team Champions)


I have said it time and time again, but I'm not a big fan of the New Day - never was, never will be. Double can be said for the Street Profits AKA Great Value brand "Cryme Tyme". That being said, I thought both teams came out here and worked their asses off to make this match entertaining. This was fine as a tag team match, but these two sets of tag team belts desperately need to be unified. Neither brand has enough depth to justify keeping these two tag team divisions separated at this point. It's foolish to even think otherwise. 

The right team went over too with the Street Profits picking up the win here. The New Day doesn't need the rub from anyone at this point in the tag team division(s). They should be at the point of putting over everyone else from how many title reigns that they have under their belts. 




Champion vs. Champion singles match
Bobby Lashley (Raw's United States Champion) (with MVP, Cedric Alexander, and Shelton Benjamin) def. Sami Zayn (SmackDown's Intercontinental Champion) by submission


This was an absolutely huge piece of nothing in the middle of this show. Sami tried to heel it up, but with the rest of the Hurt Business at ringside to cock block his antics, they weren't going to let any of that shit fly that works over there on SmackDown for him, thus resulting in Sami thoroughly getting his ass kicked. He even tried to bring back up that "shortness of breath/vertigo" angle that he had going for a while before in their previous feud, but that didn't work either. 



Champion vs. Champion singles match
Sasha Banks (SmackDown Women's Champion) def. Asuka (Raw Women's Champion)


This would have been my personal favorite match of the night if Roman Reigns and Drew McIntyre didn't headline this show in stellar fashion. That being said, the resident reigning Women's Champions from Raw and SmackDown represented their brands well. I personally wanted Asuka to win, but I am not going to complain about Sasha Banks going over when it felt like Asuka was beating her left and right over the summer over on Raw following WrestleMania. Sasha is the one who needed the boost to her stock value. 




5-on-5 women's Survivor Series elimination match
Team Raw (Nia Jax, Shayna Baszler, Lana, Lacey Evans, and Peyton Royce) defeated Team SmackDown (Bianca Belair, Ruby Riott, Liv Morgan, Bayley, and Natalya)


I don't know what was a bigger waste of time, this match or the men's Survivor Series 5-on-5 match. It was bad enough that WWE had to scramble at the last minute to assemble the teams. Mandy Rose and Dana Brooke were originally going to fill the team with Shayna Baszler, Nia Jax, and Lana, but Mandy Rose suffered a legit shoulder injury, so their team was written off out of the match, only to be replaced with the lackluster pairing of Lacey Evans and Peyton Royce at the last minute. I wasn't a fan of the IIconics (outside of their entrance music) but they split those two up for this mess? Ugh. Bayley (the former SmackDown Women's Champion who held the title for well over a year no less) and Natalya (who lost almost every opportunity to get a spot on this team until she got a pity vote onto the team because SmackDown! really didn't have anyone else) were added merely two days prior. 

I did like that Bianca Belair attempted to hold down the fort for her team, but the finish was absolutely moronic, especially for a Survivor Series match no less. Lana, Nia Jax, and Bianca were all the remaining members of their corresponding teams until Bianca and Nia were counted out, thus naming Lana the winner who did absolutely NOTHING but stand on the steel steps at ringside and cry for majority of this match. I get they are trying to make her a sympathetic babyface after going through the commentary tables nine weeks in a row, but if people were in the buildings, people would have shat all over this finish and WWE knows it. It would have done the same effectiveness to get Lana over as a babyface if she turned on Nia in this match and helped Bianca get the win instead of going with that god-awful finish that they went with. 



Champion vs. Champion singles match
Roman Reigns (SmackDown's Universal Champion) (with Paul Heyman) defeated Drew McIntyre (Raw's WWE Champion) by technical submission


Before you watch this match, you should take the time to watch the contract signing between these two on SmackDown. This was great stuff from both men involved. 





If this was a sample of what we may be possibly getting at WrestleMania next year between these two Superstars, then I'm all for it. This was easily the best match of the entire night with Sasha vs. Asuka as the close second. They took their time with this and slowly built this match up to a proper crescendo, hitting their biggest and hardest hitting maneuvers, neither man refusing to stay down. The tale of the tape was that Drew McIntyre could take anything Roman Reigns AKA "The Tribal Chief" could dish out and come back for more - that is until Jey Uso came out and gave the assist for Roman could pick up the victory. 

This is your WrestleMania main event, folks, without a shadow of a doubt in my mind. I definitely want to see this rematch. That's saying a lot when I didn't give a damn about their match at WrestleMania a year or two ago.



The Undertaker's Final Farewell



This video packaged aired after WWE gathered all of The Undertaker's closest friends and rivals into the ring, including Kane/Glenn Jacobs who was the only one in his entire ring gear/gimmick. I guess someone told him come dressed to work as a rib. 


Apparently, Kane didn't get the memo.


The only jarring thing about this is that they were all gone when the cameras switched back to the ring. What was the point of dragging all of those old guys out here during a pandemic (without wearing masks no less) if they weren't going to at least hang out at ringside and pay respects as a mock audience instead of having the Thunderdome screens there with awkward silence?


I'm legitimately worried about Vince McMahon's health at this stage.


Vince McMahon making a rare appearance was another shocker, with him actually saying "WWF" in his speech about The Undertaker's fabled career, but seeing Vince like this makes me worried about his health at this age of what, 70+ years, and still hands on with everything top to bottom in this company? He looks like he doesn't even know what a good night's sleep even is. Dude, go home and get some rest before you die at the gorilla position. I'm not even saying that jokingly either. The guy looks like he's in rough shape. He keeps this up and he might not be with us much longer. 



This was really depressing that he didn't get to do this final farewell/send-off in front of a full crowd of fans. The silver lining is that he will get his Hall of Fame induction sooner more than later and he will get the praise and proper send-off that he deserves. I wish they did this with the other legends at ringside for the crowd and just take in the silence as I'm sure the fans would have done that out of respect for his final appearance here. The fake/piped-in crowd noise was goddamn distracting and didn't add anything at all.


The Undertaker bows to Paul Bearer watching down from the heavens for one final time.



That hologram of Paul Bearer/Percy Pringle was a nice touch, even though it was a little corny there.




Afterthoughts:


In my honest opinion, this was a two-match show at best. Outside of The Undertaker's Final Farewell, this is an EASILY forgettable show, hence why I didn't go out of my way to get this write-up done after the fact. It's a darn shame too that little thought and effort went into this show when it was billed around showcasing The Undertaker's Final Farewell. You would think that WWE would want to have an amazing card to compliment that, especially for older fans that may be tuning in just to see Taker's send-off that walked away from the product ages ago. Like many people have been saying for several years now, it's hard to get invested into this event (much like Bragging Rights before it) when there's nothing on the line outside of the boasts of "brand supremacy" for the next year or so when in reality everyone knows which brand is the "best" in terms of ratings and booking. In retrospect, I'm glad that NXT wasn't involved with Survivor Series this year, despite their dominating performance last year, as that brand has been a hot bed of COVID-19 outbreaks as of late and there's no need to be infecting the main roster with that too. 

PREVIEW -- WWE 2K Battlegrounds: Official Trailer


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Featuring over 70 WWE Superstars and Legends, WWE 2K Battlegrounds is an all-new, over-the-top, multiplayer arcade experience featuring interactive environments and devastating power-ups. Battle your friends online or on the couch in loads of match types, including the new King of the Battleground and online tournaments.


The first thing that I'm seeing as I'm watching the gameplay play out in this trailer is essentially WWE All-Stars at it's core. I'm seeing partials and fractured pieces of the distinct fighting styles from that game on display here. The only difference being with this game is that it's "chibi" models of recognizable WWE Superstars and Legends instead of roided out, comic book over-exaggerations for said personalities that people heavily criticized that game for going with in terms of the visual style.

I'm glad to see that women will be well represented here as I spotted Becky Lynch, Charlotte Flair, Ronda Rousey, and Asuka in this trailer in the mix of the action. I like to think that they borrowed a few elements from the defunct Def Jam series too with the weapons and "powered up" state I saw at the end of the trailer. I wouldn't be surprised in the least if those developers were picked up by 2K after floating around in limbo for so long.

For 2K's sake, I hope this is worth the investment, especially how things panned out for them with WWE 2K20 last year. September 18 seems like FAR too soon to be releasing a new wrestling IP when they never got on good graces with players after their last debacle.

WrestleMania 36 - Nights 1 & 2 -- Results & Afterthoughts



WrestleMania 36 was the 36th annual WrestleMania professional wrestling pay-per-view (PPV) and WWE Network event produced by WWE for their Raw, SmackDown, and NXT brand divisions — the first to promote the NXT brand. It was filmed on March 25 and 26, 2020 and broadcast as a two-night event on April 4 and 5, marking the first time the event was broadcast over two nights as well as aired on tape delay. In addition to the WWE Network, the two productions were sold as individual PPVs, with both available as a package deal.

The event was originally scheduled to take place solely on April 5, 2020, at Raymond James Stadium in Tampa, Florida and was to air live. In mid-March 2020, all WWE programming was relocated to the WWE Performance Center training facility in Orlando due to the 2019–20 coronavirus pandemic, with no audience and only essential staff present. WWE subsequently announced that WrestleMania would also be presented from the facility, and air across two nights. The majority of its matches were pre-recorded at the Performance Center between March 25 and 26. Taking advantage of the format, two matches — a "Boneyard match" featuring The Undertaker, and a "Firefly Fun House match" featuring Bray Wyatt — were filmed off-site in atypical, cinematic styles.

The card comprised nineteen matches which were divided between the two nights, including one match on each night's Kickoff pre-show and a dark match on the second night. In the main event for Part 1, The Undertaker, returning to his "American Bad Ass" gimmick, defeated AJ Styles in a Boneyard match, and Braun Strowman defeated Goldberg to win the Universal Championship in the final match from the Performance Center. In other prominent matches, Becky Lynch defeated Shayna Baszler to retain the Raw Women's Championship, and Kevin Owens defeated Seth Rollins in a No Disqualification match.

In the main event for Part 2, Drew McIntyre defeated Brock Lesnar to win the WWE Championship after which, McIntyre defeated Big Show to retain the WWE Championship in a dark match (this match was later shown on the April 6 episode of Raw). In other prominent matches, "The Fiend" Bray Wyatt defeated John Cena in a "Firefly Fun House match", Charlotte Flair defeated Rhea Ripley to win the NXT Women's Championship for a second time, which was the first time an NXT championship was defended at the event, Edge defeated Randy Orton in a Last Man Standing match, which was Edge's first singles match since 2011, and Otis defeated Dolph Ziggler.

WrestleMania 36 received mostly positive reactions from fans and critics. While it was noted that the event suffered from the absence of a live audience and a poor lead-up (partly due to a number of wrestlers being pulled from the event shortly before its filming, mostly in relation to the pandemic, including Roman Reigns, The Miz, Andrade, and Dana Brooke, all of whom were slated to defend or challenge for championships), most felt that WWE exceeded expectations. The Boneyard and Firefly Fun House matches were singled out as highlights due to for their uniqueness and over–the–top tone.





NIGHT ONE (Saturday, April 4, 2020)



KICKOFF
Cesaro def. Drew Gulak

This shit right here that you can see in the gifs below. Cesaro is a freak of nature in pure athleticism and power. Why the hell can we get a competitive one-on-one match between him and Brock someday when he can do shit like this?





Let's not forget that this dude won a match with a fucking Airplane Spin in 2020. Holy shit that was awesome.

WWE WOMEN'S TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIP
Alexa Bliss and Nikki Cross def. Asuka and Kairi Sane (c) to win the Women's Tag Team Titles


I just have to ask is it too much to ask that Asuka gets a WrestleMania moment in this damn company? Splitting Asuka and Kairi up would give the RAW Women's Division two more strong challengers for Becky's title, but I think they could have done more with this tag team in the long run. Putting the belts back on Bliss Cross Applesauce (seriously that's REALLY a thing as they have a shirt on WWEShop...) just seems like the death kneel for this women's tag team division that they never seem to know what to do with in the first place. For the girls' credit though, they really tried to make this engaging enough for the most part, but ultimately the champions fell short to the challengers.

In my eyes, neither Asuka nor Kairi need to be losing to Bliss nor Cross in any shape nor form, but that's just me. This match could have been a LOT worse and I'll admit that it kept me interested from bell to bell with the near-falls and action. Asuka deserves more praise


Elias def. King Baron Corbin


I didn't give a flying fuck about this match when it was announced and I sure as hell didn't care when it happened on this card. This was the definition of a bathroom break for me for the night.


WWE RAW WOMEN'S CHAMPIONSHIP
Becky Lynch (c) def. Shayna Baszler


I don't know how to put this. This was a good match, but it wasn't a "WrestleMania" match, y'know? We've all seen better from both of these women in the past, but I'll admit that this wasn't much to write home about outside of the constant brawling outside of the ring. I was definitely surprised when Becky pinned Shayna clean to boot. This would be the first of Triple H's prized prospects to take a L here over WrestleMania weekend.

This decision would easily make people assume those rumors about Vince McMahon not warming up to the reception of Shayna Baszler as the challenger to dethrone Becky Lynch as their main attraction, but after reading the results for Monday Night RAW (4/6/2020), it's obvious to see what WWE has in the pipeline. Nia Jax made her return and it's easy to see that Becky and Nia have an established history between them during Becky's rise to immortality that I could easily see them waiting until Summerslam to pay off. It's something that not everyone is going to be too keen about (I know I don't care to see this feud play out...) but it makes the most sense in terms of opponents that Becky has exhausted at this point.


WWE INTERCONTINENTAL CHAMPIONSHIP
Sami Zayn (c) def. Daniel Bryan

Bryan chasing after Sami like he stole something.

Bryan gave Sami the beating of his life in this match from these sickening strikes to one scary suicide dive that gave me flashbacks to Chris Benoit's dive out of the ring and into the commentary table. I swear, between Edge and Bryan, I don't know who has been studying the Kota Ibushi and Tetsuya Naito book of unnecessary neck bumps harder.

Thinking back to Sami's heyday back on NXT and how Daniel Bryan and Drew Gulak put on a wrestling clinic on the previous PPV, I was expecting a lot more from this but I was entertained for th most part. I just wanted WWE to give this match enough time. Instead, it felt like it was over as soon as the coals were getting hot. I hope they do more with this program, especially once crowds can start filling the arenas again. We all know that once all five (once Cesaro, Nakamura, and Gulak all get formally involved with this program at some point) that this will end up being a wrestling clinic.

I'll admit that I was a little surprised that Sami retained here, but at the same time, I shouldn't have when Bryan has a history of a weakened immune system and asthma from an early age. If he manages to get sick, they would have to take the title off of him anyway. Additionally, didn't he say in an interview that he's almost done working as a full-time competitor when his current deal is up?


WWE SMACKDOWN TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIP (LADDER MATCH)
John Morrison (c) def. Jimmy Uso and Kofi Kingston


In terms of in-ring action, this was easily my favorite match of the night despite the fact you could tell that this match was edited to all hell at points to hide crash pads and what not. This was one of the few matches that benefited from the show being taped prior. If you don't watch any other in-ring match from Night 1 go out of your way to watch this match.

One thing people are failing to realize about this spot is that Morrison caught Kofi on the ladder to allow him to perform the Hurracanrana. Without JoMo's cooperation, that wouldn't have looked anywhere as smooth as it did here.


Words don't do this match enough justice. Maybe The Miz needs to stay home and miss more matches for these three guys, especially Morrison, can go out there and kill it like this more often.

Even while he was away in Lucha Underground and IMPACT Wrestling, John Morrison's athleticism will never cease to amaze me. 


This is going to go down as one of - if not the best - matches from the entire weekend. Let it be on record that I absolutely LOVED the finish, even though that bump had to suck royally for Morrison though. Jesus...


NO DQ MATCH
Kevin Owens def. Seth Rollins




When this match ended initially by DQ, I threw my hands up in the air, convinced that we were going to have a typical Monday Night RAW finish to this match to continue dragging out this feud. I was relieved when the match restarted as a No Disqualification Match with both men brawling all around the ringside area before Owens ended it with that dive off the WrestleMania sign.

Not gonna lie but that was pretty sick, even though I wasn't too crazy about the rest of this match.


WWE UNIVERSAL CHAMPIONSHIP
Braun Strowman def. Goldberg (c) to win the WWE Universal Championship


After about 3-5 Spears and Running Powerslams each, Strowman endured Goldberg's assault and put him down for the 1-2-3. There's absolutely nothing to write home about this match, especially with the lack of building going into it when WWE clearly had more than enough time to change their plans around after Roman backed out of the event.

Too bad it's too little, too late to scrap the rocket on Braun when they have squandered that opportunity multiple times over the course of the past two-three years. This decision just marks Braun as the poster boy for the definition of a transitional champion.


BONEYARD MATCH
The Undertaker def. AJ Styles

This reveal, followed by the shot of AJ Styles' buried hand in the dirt, was the icing on the cake that was this cinematic masterpiece of a "theatrical wrestling match". 

From start to finish, this was the best thing to come out of Night 1 and closed out this show in spectacular fashion. WWE clearly took some cues from Matt Hardy's Final Deletion, with that not being a surprise since they have almost everyone who contributed to that endeavor in IMPACT Wrestling outside of Matt and Reby Hardy themselves on payroll now in that company. If this was going to be a traditional match, we knew that Styles would have bumped his ass off to make Taker look good to a lackluster, yet passable effort. With this cinematic style, WWE were able to hide the Deadman's shortcomings and paint him into a new light. If WWE wants to book Taker vs. Sting in a match of this capacity then I'm all for it. Otherwise, I hope Taker calls it quits sooner more than later.


It should be noted that Lucha Underground deserves from props from all of the praise that this "cinematic wrestling" style borrowed elements from. That style of presentation predates even the Final Deletion stuff on IMPACT Wrestling from Matt Hardy by a few years and definitely doesn't get enough praise from wrestling fans. It did make me smile a bit to see that Lucha Underground is still having an impact on wrestling today - from wealth of talent that WWE, AEW, MLW, Ring of Honor, NWA, and even MLW have all employed currently to that unique cinematography and Hollywood movie style presentation that they brought to the table.


Night One Closing Thoughts


Going into this show, I wasn't too enthusiastic about a WrestleMania without a crowd in any way, shape, nor form. I was just watching out of obligation since I'm still paying that $9.99 (plus taxes) for the Network each month, so I figured I should get my money's worth in that regard. If I were grade this show, I'd give it somewhere between a C+ or a strong B-, just for the TLC Triple Threat and the Boneyard Matches alone. There wasn't nothing that was just flat out rotten or god-awful outside of that Elias vs. King Corbin match that nobody asked for, but I went to make dinner throughout the majority of that for I wouldn't have to even entertain the thought of giving WWE my time of enduring all of that match from bell to bell. I'll admit that Night 1 left me satisfied for the most part and eager to see what WWE had in mind for Night 2, especially with the Firefly Funhouse Match after seeing what they pulled off with the Boneyard Match at the conclusion of Night 1.



NIGHT TWO (Sunday, April 5, 2020)


KICKOFF
Liv Morgan def. Natalya




NXT WOMEN'S CHAMPIONSHIP
Charlotte Flair def. Rhea Ripley (c) to win the NXT Women's Championship


This was crazy to me that Night 2 would kick off with this match, but given the fact that Night 2 had multiple women's title matches involved, I suppose this was for the best as this match would have been lost in the shuffle if it was bumped up further up the card.

Like I mentioned several times over on social media this past weekend, I thought this was EASILY the best match on the entire card for Night 2, but I could have done without the loud groaning,  moaning, and screaming like this was bad softcore porn on Cinemax.

I'm still not too crazy about the decision to put the belt on Charlotte Flair, but it's whatever. I'm sure that they would have gone with a different result if there were people in that building.


Otis def. Dolph Ziggler


This match served as the climatic finish (no pun intended) to the Mandy Rose, Otis, and Dolph Ziggler love triangle. A mysterious hacker (I jokingly stated that it was Sami Callihan over on IMPACT pulling overtime) revealed on SmackDown! that it was Sonya Deville that foiled the Valentine's Day date plans for Otis and Mandy, which set this match into motion. As a result, Sonya accompanied Ziggler to the ring for this match.

The match itself wasn't too much to write home about as this match was a PAINFUL reminder of how much better it would have been in front of a crowd, especially after Mandy Rose ran down to slap Sonya Deville down to the floor and Low Blow Ziggler in the family jewels for Otis could pick up the win. The kiss shared in the ring between Otis and Mandy was the icing on the cake for all of this, with the only omission was the live crowd's reaction to Mandy and Otis FINALLY getting together.





About damn time. Go 'head, Otis. Get dem Mandy draws tonight, son. You deserve it.

Mandy Rose is allegedly dating Tino Sabbatelli (remember him?) from NXT behind the scenes, so don't get too excited that this relationship is legit. It was just cool to see the "every man" get the girl for once in one of these stories instead of the pretty girl giving him the shaft and going heel like how majority of these storylines end in wrestling, especially in WWE.


Aleister Black def. Bobby Lashley (w/ Lana)


This match had absolutely no build-up since Lashley was immediately put on quarantine for two weeks following his trip to Africa to promote WWE over there. I couldn't believe that they flew out Lana just for this too while Lashley was wearing some ridiculous new tights for his ring gear. I swear that dude has to be regretting that decision to come back to WWE JUST to fight Brock Lesnar when he hasn't even sniffed towards the conversation of any sort of opportunity in that capacity. Then again, he could just happy for that paycheck since there's no telling what Kristal Marshall left him with after their divorce. We all know IMPACT Wrestling wasn't going to have big money contracts to hang onto him (and everyone else who were a big name in WWE prior) forever.

This match was short (for the most part) and to the point. It did it's job and I can't complain about that. I loved that finish where Lashley went for the Spear and Black instantly put him down with the Black Mass to counter. If they are building up Aleister Black as the point who will retire The Undertaker, then this is a step in the right direction. If I were to pick, they can't go wrong with either Drew or Aleister in that role. I'm personally more keen on Taker passing that torch to Aleister or Finn Balor if I'm perfectly honest, but between those three men that I mentioned, Black would be the most obvious choice, given his similar gimmick.

Other than the decision to have Black go over, the best thing to come out of this match is the tease of a fallout between Lashley and Lana. She was the one who told him to go for the Spear when he had Black beat which proved to be his downfall here. They could totally go that route and split them up if they want.


LAST MAN STANDING MATCH
Edge def. Randy Orton


Going into WrestleMania 36, this was easily the best laid out match going into this show. From the promos, the drama, and the emotions going into it, this match had all of the ingredients for an all-time classic. What transpired was a fucking boring as hell match that went on and on and on AND ON for roughly 40 minutes. What made the Johnny Gargano and Tommaso Ciampa brawl throughout the Performance Center cool was that it was over in less than ten minutes. This shit kept on going and going. I think they could have shaved off at least 15-20 minutes of this in the editing room and still would have had a much better match.

I can't speak for anyone else, but I didn't need to see Orton attempting to hang Edge from one of the weight machines backstage when I literally just saw the Dark Side of the Ring documentary of the Chris Benoit murders/suicide about two weeks ago. Whoever approved that spot for this match and didn't edit out of post-work needs to be slapped.

The emotions between Orton and Edge here were real and played into the closing moments of the match that saw a teary eyed Edge give his friend, Orton, a Con-Chair-to to put him out of his misery while simultaneously sealing his fate as the winner of this Last Man Standing Match.

I think my on and off collaborator Serena said it best concerning her feelings about this match though, given the fact that she has a much more emotional attachment to him growing up during the heights of his career.

I have to say... Never has a return to the ring made me cry. Never has a come back story from an injury made me cry. But seeing Edge back... Honestly, it does bring a tear to my eye 
He deserves it. For some reason, I am so happy to see him back. At least for a little bit

I (along with a lot of people online) didn't much care for this match as a whole, but after being forced to retire, Edge did deserve this opportunity to come back to doing what he loved and that's performing in the squared circle. Sure, this match may not have been everyone's cup of tea, but at the end of the day, Edge is back doing what he loves and that's all what really matters. 


SMACKDOWN! TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIP MATCH
The Street Profits (c) def. Austin Theory & Angel Garza



This was essentially a match pulled from a typical Monday Night RAW with the champs defending the titles against a team that never came together until now. Garza and Theory never teamed up not once on NXT, but Austin Theory is getting his WrestleMania (and main roster) debut in a throwaway match on this card.

That's not a knock against anyone in this match either as both teams did what they could to keep this interesting, but there wasn't a single moment in this match where I felt that this was worthy of a spot on ANY WrestleMania card. This was a pre-show match at best.








The biggest takeaway from this match was the fact that Ford's wife, Bianca Belair, ran out to lay out Zelina Vega in the post-match brawl. I'm guessing that this is her formal call-up to the main roster and you can pretty much flush those hopes for her to challenge Charlotte Flair for the NXT title down the drain now.


SMACKDOWN! WOMEN'S CHAMPIONSHIP 5-WAY ELIMINATION MATCH
Bayley (c) def. Lacey Evans, Tamina, Naomi, and Sasha Banks to retain

From the second that they announced this match, I had Sasha pegged to win this thing after FINALLY stabbing her "best friend" in the back. Boy, was I wrong on how this played out by the time it was all said and done. That goes without WWE teasing the hell out of it from the pre-match interview and even during portions of this match.

...Then Sasha Banks got unceremoniously eliminated and absolutely nobody cared about the rest of this match as it was down to Lacey Evans and Bayley. I was more surprised that they let Lacey Evans of all people got to eliminate Sasha than anything else here. Sasha came back into the mix and helped Bayley retain, which asks even more questions as it looked like their partnership was coming to a boiling point where there was a tease of a rift between them at one point. I was hoping for something in the post-match when Sasha handed the belt to Bayley, but nothing.


Outside of the Diva stans on Twitter, who actually remembered that Team BAD was a thing?

I'll give the ladies of SmackDown props. They tried here and this was watchable. Tamina was a wrecking machine for the first portion of the match before she was eliminated by everyone dog piling on top of her - very reminiscent of how Big Show used to get eliminated in battle royals all of the damn time back in the day. Naomi got plenty of time to shine before she fell victim to Sasha and Bayley's double team tactics. Even though I'm still not sold on her as a babyface but Lacey's endurance throughout the punishment that Sasha and Bayley were laying onto her was commendable. Bayley still comes across as so goddamn uncomfortable as a heel at times - at least to me anyway. It doesn't seem organic like how most people warm up at the chance to play "villains" in wrestling.

If they aren't going to do anything with neither brand's Women's Championships, I suggest that they unify both titles. These two divisions have been exposed to the core and it shows that there's a severe lack of depth in these two divisions. Becky, Bayley, and better yet, Charlotte Flair, have all exhausted their credible opponents and match-ups to the point where almost anyone else seems redundant at this stage.

FIREFLY FUNHOUSE MATCH
"The Fiend" Bray Wyatt def. John Cena

The Prototype has returned, along with almost every other gimmick John Cena has been in the past. 
This was just something else... Where the Boneyard Match was a spectacle, this Firefly Funhouse Match was on par with The Final Deletion levels of bonkers and mindfuckery. I said it on Twitter and I'll say it here too - I REALLY hope WWE are cutting Matt Hardy a check for inspiring this "Broken" style influence into WrestleMania this year. That's really surprising too when Matt Hardy went on record in interviews to say that Vince McMahon didn't "get it" and pigeon-holed him back into being the "normal" Matt Hardy during his last run there.

My thoughts EXACTLY, Titus. 
The expression on Titus O'Neil's face was priceless here and worth watching whatever the hell that was alone.



I got no words on that. I wasn't offended by it nor was I blown away by it. I just want to know exactly what combination of drugs and alcohol were involved to produce something like that.

That being said, there's a GREAT explanation/breakdown of that entire sequence by an indie wrestler going around.


WWE CHAMPIONSHIP MATCH
Brock Lesnar (c) vs. Drew McIntyre

Simply put, this was a complete rehash of Strowman and Goldberg from Night 1. As the main event of this show, this felt so fucking lazy on WWE's behalf.

At the end of the day, I'm glad Drew McIntyre got his moment, especially after seeing his WWE 24 special where he was going through the emotions and anxiety of this year's WrestleMania possibly being cancelled among the ongoing coronavirus concerns. It just sucks that there wasn't a crowd there to share that moment with him. What a way to end WrestleMania though... A new champion is crowned but there's no pyro nor confetti to shower him among the roars of the fans to welcome in the new apex predator at the top of the food chain.


Night Two Closing Thoughts

If I was to choose between which night had the better of the two shows, I have to go with Night One. Night Two opened strong with the NXT Women's Championship but dragged on and on, no thanks to the Last Man Standing Match between Edge and Orton. That was coupled with the fact that the majority of the matches on this card were matches that you would normally see on one of the throwaway PPVs and not one of the Big Four PPVs of the year. I'm still disappointed that both Otis and Mandy and especially Drew McIntyre were robbed of the fan response to their triumphant victories. That would've made their WrestleMania moments complete in my eyes. Not some taped show in an empty building.




Looking back at these results, it a little telling that we could be looking at the Four Horsewomen butting heads sooner more than later. The only one of them who isn't holding gold is Sasha Banks and with Money in the Bank still scheduled for May 10th as of this posting, I could see her getting the women's briefcase and starting a sort of clash with the other Horsewomen in terms of who she is going to cash in the opportunity against. This could lead to some playful back and forth between all of them until Sasha ultimately cashes in on Bayley like we all know she should do.

When this show was over, my best friend sent me a message over Facebook. It said, "WWE should've cancelled WrestleMania. This show as a mistake." The more I think about, the more I'm inclined to agree with his opinion. Outside of a handful of matches, this wasn't a must-see event, nor lived up to the reputation of WrestleMania. I don't think we should be grading this show on a curve either since WWE went out of their way to ensure "the show must go on" in the middle of this pandemic while simultaneously putting their talents' health and well-being at risk. While I applaud WWE for providing a lot of people, myself included, in a means of escapism this weekend by watching WrestleMania among the stay at home/lockdown orders in the middle of this ongoing pandemic, I can't say that this is an event that I'm going to fondly remember. I hate saying it like that as there were a lot of great efforts here by the talent to make this show worth our time, but I can't lie to myself and say that this was a "good" WrestleMania. This was a slightly above-average show and that's about it. 

WWE Elimination Chamber (March 8, 2020) -- Results & Afterthoughts



Elimination Chamber (2020) (also known as No Escape (2020) in Germany) was a professional wrestling pay-per-view and WWE Network event produced by WWE for their Raw and SmackDown brands. It took place on March 8, 2020 at the Wells Fargo Center in Philadelphia, Pennsylvania. It was the tenth event under the Elimination Chamber chronology.

Eight matches were contested at the event, including one on the Kickoff pre-show. In the main event, NXT's Shayna Baszler won Raw's women's Elimination Chamber match to become the number one contender against Becky Lynch for the Raw Women's Championship at WrestleMania 36. On the undercard, Aleister Black defeated AJ Styles in a no disqualification match, Sami Zayn, Shinsuke Nakamura, and Cesaro defeated Braun Strowman in a 3-on-1 handicap match, with Zayn pinning Strowman to win the WWE Intercontinental Championship, and The Miz and John Morrison retained the SmackDown Tag Team Championship in SmackDown's tag team Elimination Chamber match.




Note: I'm not going to discuss every match on this card as I think we can all agree that this show was unamiously a massive dud. Not a bad show, but just a really boring one, missing a lot of key top talent and lackluster matches, save for a few bright spots on the under card. A lot of people, myself included, went into and walked away from this show feeling like it was a bigger waste of time than advertised. This show did absolutely NOTHING to get me excited for WrestleMania in any shape nor form. 


Tag Team Match
The Viking Raiders (Erik and Ivar) def. Curt Hawkins and Zack Ryder

Kick-off Match. Didn't watch. Didn't care.



Singles Match
Daniel Bryan def. Drew Gulak by technical submission

For the love of all that's holy, can we stop with all of these scary neck bumps? Daniel Bryan for sure doesn't need to be taking them in any way, shape, nor form.

Enough with the fucking neck bumps. I'm sure Naito and Ibushi's dicks were hard seeing that spot though...

Outside of that scary moment (along with another with their Dynamite Kid-style suplex out of the ring spot), I thought this was a decent technically sound match. I understand that Bryan wanted to work with Gabba Gulak to give him the rub/shine so to speak, but I don't see how a loss in their initial encounter is going to do anything to advance this program to make anyone want to see them do a possible rematch for WrestleMania.




Singles match for the WWE United States Championship
Andrade (c) (with Zelina Vega) def. Humberto Carrillo

I get it - Humberto Carrillo is one hell of a talent in terms of the lucha libre style, but ENOUGH with the title shots that this dude has gotten over the months against Andrade or for the United States title in general. I can't look at the guy without thinking that he's the love child of Evan Bourne/Matt Sydal and Joe Lopez ("Other Joe" on AngryJoeShow). Seriously, Google those two guys and tell me you don't see it too!

This wasn't a bad match, but holy shit, they are running this feud into the ground just like how they did Andrade vs. Mysterio last year, which burned people out well before the feud could properly climax at WrestleMania last year too!


Elimination Chamber Match for the WWE SmackDown Tag Team Championship
The Miz and John Morrison (c) def. The New Day (Big E and Kofi Kingston), The Usos (Jey Uso and Jimmy Uso), Heavy Machinery (Otis and Tucker), Lucha House Party (Gran Metalik and Lince Dorado), and Dolph Ziggler and Robert Roode


EliminatedTeamEnteredEliminated byMethodTime[1]
1Lucha House Party3Heavy MachineryPinfall17:15
2Heavy Machinery5Dolph Ziggler and Robert RoodePinfall23:45
3Dolph Ziggler and Robert Roode6The UsosPinfall25:15
4The New Day2The Miz and John MorrisonPinfall29:05
5The Usos1The Miz and John MorrisonPinfall32:55
WinnerThe Miz and John Morrison4

For me personally, this was the match of the night - until Heavy Machinery were eliminated. Lucha House Party killed it here with a ton of great spots (at least the ones that they didn't botch upon execution), only to get eliminated right after their biggest spot of the match by the New Day. You knew that wasn't good when that elimination took all of the air and excitement out of the building in one fell swoop.

This was a thing of beauty right here. Too bad the Lucha House Party got eliminated immediately after this spot.

Heavy Machinery got the crowd going again, until they got eliminated as well, following Tucker's failed attempt to hold his own after Otis went flying out of the one of the chamber pods down to the floor.

I'm still disappointed that Otis hasn't been out for blood since Ziggler stole Mandy away from him.

I don't know what the hell WWE Creative was thinking in regards of booking this match. The only thing they had to do was either let Heavy Machinery win here after getting their hands on Ziggler and Roode or allow Roode & Ziggler to win to have them lose the titles to Heavy Machinery at WrestleMania. This isn't rocket science. Otis AND Tucker are over like rover. It's not like with the Street Profits where the team obviously had one clear star (Montez Ford) from sheer charisma and athleticism and his partner is just standing in his shadow (Angelo Dawkins).

Tonight was your weekly reminder to NOT sleep on Tucker Knight.

Both members of Heavy Machinery proved their worth here in this match with Tucker reminding people that he's a force to be reckoned with as well.

I get that reuniting The Miz and John Morrison in 2019 and putting the tag titles on them earlier this year was a big deal in terms of nostalgia, but it wouldn't have killed them to drop the titles to the two teams I mentioned earlier, especially when the Otis-Mandy-Ziggler triangle is the biggest storyline going over on SmackDown! that people care about. Haven't we seen The Usos against the New Day enough in our goddamn lifetimes though? When they started this match I was already rolling my eyes harder than that Tony Stark/Robert Downey Jr. meme that people love using.



No Disqualification Match
Aleister Black defeated AJ Styles (with Luke Gallows and Karl Anderson)

For a No DQ match, I thought this was mostly pretty darn boring until towards the end of the match. The most frustrating thing here is it was obvious that they were dragging this out to fill out time on the show and the fact that I know that both Black and Styles are capable of much better performances than this.

The Club's reactions here were priceless.
The only reason I was engaged as I was just waiting for the arrival of The Undertaker like everyone else was at this point. They had to do something to continue hyping up this feud between Styles and Taker, so it was a given that something was going to happen in this match to even up the odds. That being said, I hope it's The Undertaker and Aleister Black against The O.C. (AJ Styles, Luke Gallows, and Karl Anderson) at WrestleMania instead of Styles and Taker one-on-one. Styles would bump his ass off for the Deadman for sure in a singles match, but let's not leave any window for another lackluster performance by The Undertaker, especially when his best years are behind him. A tag team match would be much more easier for him with Black doing most of the heavy lifting so to speak.


I love how Styles get caught out of the Phenomenal Forearm as if it's a video game. 






Tag Team match for the WWE Raw Tag Team Championship
The Street Profits (Angelo Dawkins and Montez Ford) (c) defeated Seth Rollins and Murphy

Simply put - this was a Monday Night RAW television match. Nothing more, nothing less.

Owens came out with a bag of popcorn to distract Rollins' for the finish.

...Only to get served a Stunner for his troubles.

This match was easily forgettable, save for Rollins' sell to Kevin Owens' Stone Cold Stunner.




3-on-1 Handicap match for the WWE Intercontinental Championship
Sami Zayn, Shinsuke Nakamura, and Cesaro defeated Braun Strowman (c)
Since Zayn pinned Strowman, he won the championship.

During the promo backstage before this match started, Sami told Nakamura and Cesaro to stand back while he handled Strowman on his own. Boy was that a load of bull... As soon as it started he retreated back to allow his cronies (sad what both Nakamura and Cesaro have been reduced to at this point...) to do his dirty work.

I'm happy that Sami Zayn (who is getting a bit of a Dad Bod...) finally won singles gold on the main roster, but did they need to take the title off of Strowman right now? Dude already seemed like he was allergic to titles every opportunity he got to win one in the past. I would like to assume that they will have Strowman run through Nakamura and Cesaro over the course of the next few weeks of SmackDown! programming, only to force Sami to face him one-on-one at WrestleMania. If they end up being in that nothing of a match called the Andre the Giant Memorial Battle Royal then someone needs to be slapped. That's all what I'm saying. This should be as easy as booking The Big Show versus Cody Rhodes that one year at WrestleMania. Nothing fancy. Just go out there and get the job done to drop the title back to Strowman.



Elimination Chamber Match for a WWE Raw Women's Championship match at WrestleMania 36
Shayna Baszler defeated Natalya, Liv Morgan, Asuka, Ruby Riott, and Sarah Logan


EliminatedWrestlerEnteredEliminated byMethodTime
1Sarah Logan3Shayna BaszlerSubmission7:50
2Ruby Riott2Shayna BaszlerSubmission8:15
3Natalya1Shayna BaszlerSubmission9:30
4Liv Morgan5Shayna BaszlerKnockout15:00
5Asuka6Shayna BaszlerKnockout21:00
WinnerShayna Baszler4

I understand why this match went last (mainly because it was International Women's Day and the SJWs would have roasted them all over social media if it wasn't...) but it didn't deserve that spot, much like Becky Lynch doesn't deserve to main event WrestleMania for the second year in the row. This should have ended with either the Tag Team Chamber match or Black/Styles just for the massive pop this dead crowd erupted for the arrival of The Undertaker at the end of that match. Instead, we got a massive dud of a main event here. Don't get me wrong. I understand that this was damage control to repair Shayna Baszler's street cred and overall impression since arriving on the main roster as most people aren't savvy to her credentials from dominating on NXT over the past two years. I just didn't agree with these massive windows of time where there's absolutely nothing going on other than Asuka shouting in Japanese while Shayna is merely posing as they are awkwardly standing around as they wait for the pods to open up.

Asuka's taunting within her pod was one of the more entertaining moments of this match.

This match would have ended better if Liv Morgan got in before Shayna for they could have done the confrontation of all three members of the Riott Squad facing off, only for Shayna to come in shortly afterwards and clean house with them upon arrival.

Jeebus Christ!
I wouldn't be surprised if Nattie was concussed during this match, especially after those cringe-inducing bumps she took back to back from Sarah Logan. Like holy shit, I thought she bit the turnbuckle at ringside from that first bump from Logan after being dropkicked into the pod. Don't forget about that dive too where Logan's knee smashed Nattie in the face. I'm sure she had to be pissed about that as I was mad seeing it. If I were to speculate, that's another possible reason why this match didn't go as long as it should have. Nattie was probably meant to go the distance against Shayna until she got hurt here, but who knows. As of this posting (3/13/20), there's no reports floating around of possible injuries from this match from the female talent but there's no denying that Nattie got her bell rung here.

As much as they were teasing and hyping up the confrontation between Asuka and Shayna towards the end of this match, I was disappointed that Asuka didn't last longer against her, especially given her own reputation as a record holding NXT Women's Champion in the past. I guess they wanted to play it safe with Asuka's recent wrist injury and didn't want her to have too much action here with WrestleMania around the corner.



Afterthoughts:

At the end of the day, WWE got what they wanted. They established Shayna Baszler as the "killer" set out to challenge "The Man" Becky Lynch for WrestleMania - as if there was any shred of doubt going into this PPV. With those reports floating around of Vince not really buying into Shayna and that leaked photo of Rousey at WWE HQ, I was half-expecting them to pull an audible and sub-in Ronda Rousey instead of Shayna for WrestleMania against Becky Lynch one-on-one since it didn't happen previously. Y'know, do the finish where someone (Shayna) is eliminated early for the shock factor, only for Ronda to replace someone else and steal the win like that one year Edge stole Kofi Kingston's Elimination Chamber spot, only to win the entire thing after losing the title earlier that night. (Laughs) Yeah, I know. I give WWE Creative too much credit in that regard and should have known better.

Despite of all of that, I wasn't anywhere as pissed off like a lot of other people online after this show. I don't know what it is but I'm at the point where I just watch these PPVs, NXT, and read spoilers/highlights from RAW and SmackDown!. If I don't like this processed bullshit that WWE continues to churn out every week, I know how to turn the channel to something else I rather see. That being said, I can totally relate with the complaints about this show. This is the last stop before WrestleMania and with the clear lack of star power and big names, you can tell that this show was phoned in after Sweet Saudi Money V: Keep Hope Alive. They don't care as WWE is obviously in their annual "It's WrestleMania and we know you're going to watch anyway" mindset at this stage of their schemes. WWE needs to start getting concerned, especially when people had "#CancelWWENetwork" trending after Super ShowDown when Goldberg beat The Fiend for the WWE Championship, only to follow that show up with another flop. It's not doing anything for fans' morale going into "The Show of Shows". I just hope they get their shit together - not only with these coronavirus concerns - but with this show altogether. Maybe they should cancel WrestleMania? That would give WWE Creative a lot more time to fix this shit and figure out exactly what the hell they should be doing with their product.