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WrestleMania 37 - Night 1 & 2 (April 10+11, 2021) -- Results & Afterthoughts



WrestleMania 37 was the 37th annual WrestleMania professional wrestling pay-per-view and WWE Network event produced by WWE for their Raw and SmackDown brand divisions. It took place as a two-night event on April 10 and 11, 2021 at Raymond James Stadium in Tampa, Florida. Following the merger of the WWE Network with Peacock in the United States, WrestleMania 37 was the first major WWE event for which U.S. subscribers could only stream the event via Peacock's WWE Network channel.

The event was originally scheduled to take place on March 28, 2021, at SoFi Stadium in Inglewood, California; however, the COVID-19 pandemic in California made it unlikely that the event could be held there with in-person spectators. Florida, however, lifted those restrictions, and WWE in turn pushed the date of the event back and moved it to Raymond James Stadium in Tampa, which was the originally planned venue for WrestleMania 36 before the pandemic forced it to be relocated and held behind closed doors at the WWE Performance Center in Orlando, Florida. As a result, it marked the first time WWE had ticketed fans in attendance for an event during the COVID-19 pandemic, though to a limited capacity; the last WWE event to have ticketed fans was NXT on March 11, 2020, just before pandemic-related restrictions took effect. With a limited capacity, both nights of the event sold out of all available tickets, with WWE reporting that each night had an attendance of 25,675 spectators, totaling 51,350 for both nights combined.

The card comprised 14 matches that were evenly divided between the two nights. In the main event for Night 1, Bianca Belair defeated Sasha Banks to win the SmackDown Women's Championship. This was the first time two African Americans headlined WrestleMania, as well as the second time women headlined the event after WrestleMania 35. Other prominent matches saw Bad Bunny and Damian Priest defeat The Miz and John Morrison, Braun Strowman defeated Shane McMahon in a Steel Cage match, A.J. Styles and Omos defeated The New Day (Kofi Kingston and Xavier Woods) to win the Raw Tag Team Championship, which was Omos' in-ring debut and also made Styles WWE's 32nd Triple Crown Champion and 22nd Grand Slam Champion, and in the opening bout, Bobby Lashley defeated Drew McIntyre by technical submission to retain the WWE Championship. In the main event for Night 2, Roman Reigns defeated Daniel Bryan and Edge in a triple threat match to retain the Universal Championship. In other prominent matches, Apollo Crews defeated Big E in a Nigerian Drum Fight to win the Intercontinental Championship, Sheamus defeated Riddle to win the United States Championship, Rhea Ripley defeated Asuka to win the Raw Women's Championship, and in the opening bout, Randy Orton defeated The Fiend.

This was the first WrestleMania since 2003 to not feature John Cena in any capacity and the first since 2012 not to feature Brock Lesnar. This was also the first WrestleMania since 1988 to not feature at least one of the following: Shawn Michaels, Triple H, and The Undertaker. The event was also the first WrestleMania since 2010 to have an on-screen appearance by WWE Chairman and Chief Executive Officer Vince McMahon, who opened the show to welcome fans to the event and welcome them back to a WWE event for the first time in over a year.




Night 1 (April 10)



Match Results:



Singles Match for the WWE Championship
Bobby Lashley (c) (with MVP) def. Drew McIntyre by technical submission



For the first match in front of fans, I couldn't understand for the life of me why were they working so slow for the first half of this match. Maybe they were buying time for the storm to clear since the show was delayed at the start due to the rain, but it made for a pretty tame start to the show in the opening minutes.

It should be mentioned that WWE should take note that those promos and interviews from talent that were done on a whim to kill time during the rain delay(s) were all great because they weren't scripted like normal WWE promos are. We got to see a lot of talent show more personality and character than they typically do on WWE programming. More of this PLEASE! You have great talent, Vince. Just cut off some of the puppeteer strings and have faith in them to deliver.

Back to the match itself though, Drew and Bobby brought things together by the end, despite both men getting the opposite reactions from the crowd as I was expecting. I thought the right man won with Lashley retaining. It's not going to hurt Drew McIntyre to not win the title again in front of fans, but Lashley didn't need to have his reign cut short either. He's just as a pivotal piece of the puzzle that makes Monday Night RAW tolerable, just like Roman Reigns has done for the SmackDown! brand. I just wish that Vince didn't disband the Hurt Business the way that he did. It was completely unnecessary at this point of the game. Then again, he might have seen it as a distraction, much like the Kongtourage in IMPACT/TNA Wrestling.






Tag Team Turmoil Match
Natalya and Tamina won by last eliminating The Riott Squad (Liv Morgan and Ruby Riott)
Winners received a WWE Women's Tag Team Championship match on Night 2



Naomi and Lana were the first ones in this match and the first to get eliminated too. Thanks for comin', I guess. I feel even worse for those two when I saw the tweets that Miro and Lana's father came to see her match at WrestleMania too. I was under the impression that her and Naomi would at least last a while in this thing or at least survive to Night 2 and beat Shayna and Nia, but no dice.

Pretty darn strange that they would link up Carmella and Billie Kay for this thing when they could have easily just put the IIconics back together. It's not like they were doing much individually since the split anyway.

I couldn't help but laugh at Mandy Rose slipping on the rainwater on the ramp during her entrance. She played it off well though.

I got behind the Riott Squad running the gauntlet of sorts during this match, but I wasn't mad when Nattie and Tamina picked up the win at the end. The veterans were trying to make this thing good, but it was a beautiful mess from start to finish - even though the ladies get an A for effort.






Singles Match
Cesaro def. Seth Rollins



For me personally, this match was the match of the night for Night 1. Great action and athleticism from both Superstars from bell to bell with Cesaro even pulling off an UFO spot in this match at one point. 

If you don't watch anything else on this show, go out of your way to watch this match and the main event. I cannot rave about this match enough. 






Tag Team Match for the WWE Raw Tag Team Championship
A.J. Styles and Omos def. The New Day (Kofi Kingston and Xavier Woods) (c)



I don't know what else people were expecting from this match. AJ Styles did all of the work for three-fourths of the match while Omos came in and wreck shit the best he could with his limited experience. The little things that he did looked good enough, especially with both the New Day bumping like fools for him and AJ Styles coming in to hide in weak links in Omos' offense. For his first outing in a WWE ring in a major stage as this, Omos made the best of this golden opportunity and that's enough in its own right. 





Steel Cage Match
Braun Strowman def. Shane McMahon



Despite the shitty build of getting to this point, this match was far better than it had any right being going into this show. Strowman beat the holy hell out of Shane O'Mac throughout this thing - rightfully so too. Can we please stop allowing Shane to volunteer to jump off something at Mania every year before he kills himself? That definitely has to be taking a toll on his body. He's looking every bit of old as his father these days.

I'm about as tired as everyone else of these mandatory Shane McMahon matches every year just to see him drop off a building and shave another few years off his lifespan. Give these spots to some other deserving full-time talent(s) on the roster.







Tag Team Match
Bad Bunny and Damian Priest defeated The Miz and John Morrison



While I was pleasantly surprised at how well Bad Bunny performed here and have absolutely mad respect for his dedication to training for this event, I'm not going to say that this was the match of the night like a lot of people on my Twitter timeline were saying during the show. No way. I just thought that Bad Bunny got far too much offense in to the point that it felt like he was making this stuff look far too easy for any outsider to come in and get the upper hand on the established wrestlers. That could be credited to Miz and Morrison going out of their way to be bumping machines for him to look good too.

The biggest takeaway from this is that this match gave Damian Priest the elevation that he needed for his first WrestleMania appearance. That's one good nudge into the right direction for whatever they have planned for him next since this feud is (hopefully) over.







Singles match for the WWE SmackDown Women's Championship
Bianca Belair defeated Sasha Banks (c)



Did I miss something but could someone explain to me why was Sasha dressed like she got dressed in Shotzi Blackheart and Naomi's dressing rooms? That being said, I thought Bianca and Sasha made the most of this main event spot. You couldn't watch this match and really feel for these ladies, especially seeing that Bianca was tearing up before the opening bell with Sasha about to join in before both women put their game faces on to get straight to business. I thought this was a much better match than the Women's Tag Team Turmoil match earlier in this show, but I still felt that Cesaro and Rollins delivered from the bell to bell in terms of performances tonight. That's not selling these women short either. There were some just as impressive - if not more so - spots in this match, such as Bianca military pressing Sasha Banks overhead while she climbed the steel steps.

The finish came at the appropriate moment - right after Bianca nailed her with her hair whip. That allowed Bianca to hit the KOD for the win. I don't have the slightest idea what Bianca has loaded in that hair extension to make that loud as hell crack noise, but it sure as hell left a nasty mark on Sasha's abdomen that you can see during the post-match celebration. Jesus.

In either case, the right woman won and we have the EST as the newEST SmackDown! Women's Champion.

In comparison to the RAW Women's Championship on Night 2, I think this was better of the two women's championship matches and deserved the main event spot here tonight. Much like Charlotte Flair, Becky Lynch, and Ronda Rousey main eventing for the first time a few years ago, you can't take this first ever main event against two black women away from Sasha Banks and Bianca Belair. I have my gripes about Sasha at times, but her and Bianca both earned this - black excellence was definitely on display in this main event. 






Night 2 (April 11)

Match Results:






Singles Match
Randy Orton def. The Fiend (with Alexa Bliss)



I watched this finish at least three different times and I STILL don't get it. This was the worst thing all week on WWE programming and I sat through that go-home edition of RAW last week in its entirety... Why was the Fiend distracted by Alexa Bliss setting off the pyro? Did Orton really need a WrestleMania win at this stage of his career? I mean, come on. The dude already burnt The Fiend alive a few months ago. Shouldn't he be getting his win back by now? 

It just seems like WWE is dead set on killing the mystique of this character. Why keep beating this guy over and over into powder?

The only thing I could gather from this loss is that maybe they are setting up Alexa Bliss to "evolve" into being the new Sister Abigail as this storyline's endgame? I don't know. The only thing I know is that with that black ink/paint leaking into her face, it made her look like Senua from Hellblade




Ironically enough, the folks at Ninja Theory thought the same thing.

The following night on Monday Night RAW (April 12, 2021), Alexa Bliss would announce that she is now acting independently from The Fiend after amassing more power over the darkness that possessed and protected her to summon her own creatures to serve her. I guess they are hinting at Bliss truly becoming Sister Abigail in mind and body, but it still doesn't excuse WWE for the sheer amount of stupidity with the booking of this match. 

Why is this company so adamant about killing the mystique of this character?? The Fiend should be one of their most protected gimmicks/characters for years to come, much like The Undertaker and Kane before it. 





Tag Team Match for the WWE Women's Tag Team Championship
Nia Jax and Shayna Baszler (c) def. Natalya and Tamina by technical submission 



I'm not going to lie but I was behind Nattie and Tamina 110% here, much like so many other fans who got invested into this match. It ran on a little too long, but overall, it was a great performance, especially for Tamina, who deserved a WrestleMania moment after all of these years. I thought the veterans were ultimately robbed of the win here when it was all said and done though. 

I cannot fathom what does WWE see in Nia Jax and Shayna Baszler as a tag team. I just don't see it. Shayna would be a MUCH better singles heel, same for Nia too. The only reason I could see why WWE didn't have them drop the titles to Nattie and Tamina is that they are going to do the switch on SmackDown! this week since they didn't want to do a complete landslide of title changes on this entire show. 

I've seen critiques and complaints from podcasters and other wrestling content creators state that Nattie and Tamina weren't an established team anyway so they didn't deserve to win. Bitch, what? They've been pushing this team on social media for a month or so on and off social media and they were feuding with Nia and Shayna on SmackDown! recently. It's not like they were coming out of the blue with the millionth challenge to them like Mandy Rose and Dana Brooke. I'm honestly surprised that they didn't put Lana and Naomi in the spot to win on Night 1 and to dethrone Nia and Shayna on Night 2. I could see the frustrations with fans about the Riott Squad not picking up the win too. Those girls desperately deserve a bone since they are essentially the only established women's tag team left that hasn't been broken up. I mean, they were but they brought them back together once Ruby Riott came back from injury. I really want to see them get a title run too, especially if go over two veterans like Nattie and Tamina in a lengthy program. Shayna and Nia should have been back in singles matches MONTHS ago. 





Singles Match
Kevin Owens def. Sami Zayn (with Logan Paul) 



After the wars that Owens and Zayn have put each other through not just in and out of WWE, no one should have been surprised that this was going to be a solid performance from both men. These guys know each other in and out of the ring and probably had the time of their lives working on a grand stage like this. I remember hoping that they would have gotten a WrestleMania match as the blow off to their original feud a few years ago actually. 

This match started a trend for the rest of the night where it was obvious that everyone had something to prove and the talent definitely had their working boots on.





Singles Match for the WWE United States Championship
Sheamus def. Riddle (c) 



Much like the match before it, this match definitely delivered in sheer athleticism. 



Sheamus' Brogue Kick connecting on Riddle while he was upside down during the execution of his Lionsault is going to be a key component to a lot of highlight packages for YEARS to come. Jesus Christ that spot looked awesome. It legit knocked the fuck out of Riddle too as when he came up he was bleeding from the mouth. 





Nigerian Drum Fight for the WWE Intercontinental Championship
Apollo Crews def. Big E (c) 



I was disappointed at the lack of drums here (excluding Wale's musical performance for Big E), but I'll be honest that I didn't care for most of this match - despite the guys both working hard. I thought their Fastlane match was better than this.

Repackaging Dabba Kato makes sense if they want to give that big guy something to do, but I had to do a double take for a split second there because I thought he was Damian Priest at first. The biggest positive to come out of this match is that this loss frees up Big E to challenge for the Universal Championship while simultaneously giving Apollo Crews the much needed win for his heel turn. At least they have him doing something now other than just being a generic smiling babyface from week to week, even though I'm not too fond of him being the modern day equivalent of Saba Simba and Prince Nana, but that's just me.





Singles match for the WWE Raw Women's Championship
Rhea Ripley def. Asuka (c) 


I thought for sure that Rhea Ripley was going to lose following the fact that Ash Costello was performing her entrance music ("Brutality") to the ring. Isn't that one of the many unspoken rules of wrestling that if you get a big WrestleMania entrance/performance that you're heavily inclined to lose, much like Big E in the previous match? 

I'm not going to lie, but I wasn't feeling this match in the opening moments as there were a few rough spots as it seemed like Rhea and Asuka were feeling each others' styles out until they smoothed things out a few minutes in. From that point on to the finish, the match went off like clock work. Kudos to how hard Asuka and Rhea were laying their shots in too. It contributed to making this match feeling a lot more brutal than the Bianca and Sasha match that headlined the night prior. 

Sadly, I was disappointed with how Rhea hit one of the weakest looking Riptides I have ever seen her hit to win the title after ducking one of Asuka's kicks. It made for a rather unceremonious moment, despite this being a big moment for Rhea on the main roster, but the execution made it fall flat a bit for me. I'm still happy for Rhea regardless. I'm glad that she was able to return for a second WrestleMania appearance with a win in the history books instead of suffering a loss and leaving in tears again. Rhea Ripley had a pretty shitty year following that loss and worked her way back up to this point after doing the honors on her way out of NXT to put Raquel Gonzalez over and on the map. 

Let's hope that Rhea Ripley turns out to be that shot of adrenaline that RAW Women's division has desperately needed over the past year or so. 




Triple Threat match for the WWE Universal Championship
Roman Reigns (c) (with Jey Uso and Paul Heyman) def. Edge and Daniel Bryan 



Without a shadow of a doubt, this was the match of the night - and possibly of the entire weekend - for WrestleMania and rightfully so. Edge, Daniel Bryan, and Roman Reigns went out there and ran a clinic for this crowd. I'm sure Vince was happy to hear that they didn't need to pipe in boos for Reigns since he was easily garnering in the reaction they wanted here. I was a little surprised at the boos for Edge, but not surprised in the least that the Yes! Movement is alive and well in support for Daniel Bryan. This was a match where at any given moment that you could believe that any one of these competitors could have walked away as the winner. As a fan, I selfishly wanted Daniel Bryan to win (especially since he was playing it up that this could be his last WrestleMania appearance), but I had absolutely no qualms about Roman Reigns retaining. I went in-depth with my issues about Edge winning back during my Royal Rumble write-up, so I'm not going to repeat myself like a broken record here. He made the shift as a complete heel at Fastlane last month, so I didn't see the point of giving him a fairy tale ending to his comeback story this year. It's not going to kill him not to win the title right now. 

My favorite part of this match was the finish. Roman beat BOTH Edge and Daniel Bryan in such a convincing manner that neither one of them can go back and say that they were "screwed" for another rematch at Backlash next month. This ultimately frees up Roman's dancing card for someone new and fresh. There's a wealth of opponents that Edge can face and even more that Daniel Bryan hasn't worked a program with in the last stretch of his career. 




Closing Thoughts

We had black excellence start and finish on Night 1, but we also had Hulk Hogan attempting to steal the spotlight from Titus O'Neil, who I thought could have handled the hosting duties on his own. 


WrestleMania returned this year with fans in the building and that was a good thing, especially with actual crowd noise instead of the canned cheers, boos, and various chants that have been fed into the shows in the Thunderdome over the past year. 







I thought Vince McMahon made a touching speech to open the show to welcome fans back, but we shouldn't be ignoring that there were a wealth of people completely ignoring the CDC guidelines and safety measures. There were numerous fans captured on camera not wearing masks and the seating looked like it was elbow to elbow without people 6 feet apart either. You could easily see this on the front rows at ringside and on the hard camera side throughout the show on both nights. It's no mystery why WWE had everyone sign those consent forms prior to entry.
 

We almost got rained out of Night 1 of WrestleMania...

The first portion of the show was delayed due to the heavy rain in the Florida area at 8PM EST time, but this forced WWE to stall for time with a lot of promos and interviews with talent on the fly to hype the upcoming matches for the evening (Night 1). These were completely unscripted and came off great because they were real and genuine, instead of the cookie-cutter processed bullshit that WWE Creative writes for a lot of these men and women. Like I mentioned earlier in this write-up, give these people a chance and trust them to talk for themselves. Give fans a reason to get invested in them as real, genuine human beings, instead of wrestlers fresh off the assembly line fresh out of the Performance Center or a bad acting class. 

This was a show that I dare say that was better than NXT TakeOver: Stand & Deliver, despite some of the hiccups on both nights. The main roster delivered in the regard that they had more matches that held my attention from bell to bell and who can hate on those brilliant video packages to hype up the WrestleMania matches? Those were incredible for both nights. 

It should also be noted that this was a WrestleMania show that wasn't filled to the brim with part-timers and Legends taking the spotlight away from the main roster of WWE talent. The main roster should be praised for delivering two nights of great wrestling. Outside of Edge, Shane McMahon, and Bad Bunny, the majority of the current WWE roster got their time to shine. That was a victory in its own right. Let's just hope that WWE keep this positive momentum and move it forward into good programming on their weekly shows. 

After seeing Monday Night RAW (April 12, 2021) though, it doesn't seem like they are off to a good start...

WWE Royal Rumble 2021 (Jan. 31, 2021) -- Results & Afterthoughts




The 2021 Royal Rumble was a professional wrestling pay-per-view and WWE Network event produced by WWE for its Raw and SmackDown brand divisions. It took place on January 31, 2021, and was broadcast from the WWE ThunderDome, hosted at Tropicana Field in St. Petersburg, Florida. It was the 34th event under the Royal Rumble chronology. It was also the first Royal Rumble since the death of Pat Patterson, who created the Royal Rumble match.

Six matches were contested at the event, including one on the Kickoff pre-show. In the main event, Edge won the men's Royal Rumble match for a second time, last winning it in 2010, thus becoming the eighth two-time winner, the third wrestler to win it as the number one entrant, and the first wrestler to win it after being inducted into the WWE Hall of Fame. The women's Royal Rumble match was won by Bianca Belair. In other prominent matches, Roman Reigns defeated Kevin Owens in a Last Man Standing match to retain the Universal Championship and in the opening bout, Drew McIntyre defeated Goldberg to retain the WWE Championship.







Match Results
:



Kick-Off
: Tag Team Match for the WWE Women's Tag Team Championship
Nia Jax and Shayna Baszler def. Asuka and Charlotte Flair (c)



This was one of the rare occasions where I actually watched the kick-off show. This was a nothing match, despite the women all working hard to make SOMETHING out of this match, but the finish came after Lacey Evans (accompanied by Ric Flair) came out to distract Charlotte. Charlotte knocked Lacey off the ring apron the first time following her interference, only for Ric to hand Lacey a gimmick and hit Charlotte with a loaded Woman's Right to allow Nia Jax to steal the win from right under Charlotte's nose.


Given Lana's return later tonight in the Women's Rumble Match I can't be too surprised that they put the belts back on Shayna and Nia, especially following the result from RAW (2/1/2021) where the new team of Naomi and Lana won the right to challenge the new Women's Tag Team Champions after beating Asuka and Charlotte that night. I guess WWE wants to give Lana the baby face comeuppance that she deserved in this story all along with a Women's Tag Team title win.








Singles Match for the WWE Championship
Drew McIntyre (c) def. Goldberg




This was the match where I was worried that WWE would do something stupid going into this PPV. They don't have fans in the building and control the crowd reactions with their piped in crowd noise during these empty arena shows in the ThunderDome. They could have Drew McIntyre drop that title right to Goldberg just like how he beat Kevin Owens a few years ago and exactly how he beat The Fiend in Saudi Arabia just to walk into WrestleMania as WWE Universal Champion.


Fortunately, WWE did the right thing and Goldberg took the L for Drew - like he should. I started laughing when Goldberg hit Drew with at minimum of FIVE goddamn Spears and a Jackhammer, only for Drew to kick out. Goldberg ate about two Claymores and that's all she wrote, folks.


In hindsight, I should have known that Goldberg wasn't coming back out for the Rumble later in the show as he was more gassed than Chris Jericho doing matches on AEW Dynamite on a weekly basis after this over. Drew had to help him up for he could stand up and celebrate post-match.








Singles Match for the WWE SmackDown Women's Championship
Sasha Banks (c) def. Carmella (with Reginald) by submission


After Carmella's showing against Sasha Banks at TLC, I thought she left fans satisfied with her "improvement" of sorts - if you could really call it that (especially when she had a capable opponent to cover her shortcomings, much her time in NXT). Don't get me wrong. I thought Carmella is a talented worker, but she was among one of many women at the Performance Center who were called up to the main roster before her skills could truly be polished and fine tuned on NXT. She has one hell of a submission finisher (Code of Silence) that doesn't get as much props that it should and they don't protect that move enough either, but that's totally different issue altogether. From the clips and snippets of what I have seen of what she has been doing lately on the SmackDown! brand, I love this new direction for Carmella's character. It's a vast improvement from Discount Nikki Bella/Boujee Jersey Shore wannabe. She finally has her own identity that separates her from the dime a dozen blondes in that company. 




As for this match though? I can't say that I enjoyed it as much as their original encounter. I was worried for Carmella during that faceplant she pulled off when trying to execute a dive out of the ring. That is just another reason on the growing laundry list of reasons that modern wrestlers need to tone down the goddamn dives and high spots. That being said, I didn't care for Carmella using the Code of Silence here if she wasn't going to win off of it. Sasha Banks retaining was the right decision though and Carmella shouldn't be getting another shot at the title when she's failed to capture the gold in two consecutive PPVs either. 






30-woman Royal Rumble Match for a Women's Championship Match at WrestleMania 37
Bianca Belair won by last eliminating Rhea Ripley

Women's Royal Rumble match entrances and eliminations

  – Raw
  – SmackDown
  – NXT
  – Hall of Famer (HOF)
  – Freelance
  – Winner


DrawEntrantBrand/
Status
OrderEliminated byTime[32]Elimination(s)
1BayleySmackDown12Bianca Belair29:081
2NaomiRaw22Nia Jax and Shayna Baszler47:390
3Bianca BelairSmackDownWinner56:524
4Billie KaySmackDown3Ruby Riott and Liv Morgan08:111
5Shotzi BlackheartNXT1Shayna Baszler03:460
6Shayna BaszlerRaw24Nia Jax41:466
7Toni StormNXT4Rhea Ripley11:210
8Jillian HallFreelance2Billie Kay08:030
9Ruby RiottSmackDown7Bayley10:531
10VictoriaFreelance5Shayna Baszler07:150
11Peyton RoyceRaw10Charlotte Flair13:401
12Santana GarrettNXT6Rhea Ripley04:320
13Liv MorganSmackDown8Peyton Royce06:371
14Rhea RipleyNXT29Bianca Belair39:067
15Charlotte FlairRaw28Rhea Ripley and Bianca Belair33:471
16Dana BrookeRaw9Rhea Ripley02:580
17Torrie WilsonHOF11Shayna Baszler03:590
18Lacey EvansRaw20Shayna Baszler19:211
19Mickie JamesRaw14Lacey Evans07:200
20Nikki CrossRaw17Carmella07:370
21Alicia Fox[b]Freelance13Mandy Rose01:480
22Mandy RoseRaw16Rhea Ripley03:491
23Dakota KaiNXT15Rhea Ripley02:060
24CarmellaSmackDown18Tamina00:471
25TaminaSmackDown23Nia Jax and Shayna Baszler08:311
26LanaRaw26Natalya09:581
27Alexa BlissRaw19Rhea Ripley01:020
28Ember MoonNXT21Nia Jax01:510
29Nia JaxRaw25Lana02:444
30NatalyaSmackDown27Bianca Belair02:001


Bayley and the returning Naomi starting this match off was a pleasant surprise, but I'm sure Bayley felt like a colossal dumb ass after going out of her way to get "COLE" cut into her hair, thinking that he would be calling this match. Instead, Cole was regulated to calling the Men's Rumble match instead. Bianca Belair would come in at the #3 spot and this match would honestly stagnate for a while as it was obvious that they were padding the ring for a "big" spot later in this match with more women involved. 

I definitely marked out with laughter at Jillian Hall making her WWE return here in this match. From as much as I cringe and roll my eyes at Billie Kay's "attempts" at comedy and bad acting with her "resume" nonsense on these shows, I did enjoy the unlikely pairing of the two in this match - at least until both members of the Riott Squad joined forces later on. We even got a brief IIconics reunion in this match for a hot minute. 

I still hold my opinion that Jillian Hall's in-ring work is criminally underrated for one of the many talented women during the Diva Search era of WWE's women's division. Thank god that she got all of that bad plastic surgery corrected on her face too. If you have seen her on social media or on that one token appearance on one of IMPACT/TNA Wrestling's Knockout Knockdown PPVs, she looked fucking horrifying at one point. If memory serves, she was going through a rough time in her life personally at the time, so I'm glad that she was able to turn all of that around for the better. 


Victoria makes her WWE return in the 2021 Women's Royal Rumble Match. Too bad she didn't come out to her old entrance music though. 

I was sad that both Jillian Hall AND Victoria, who made her return in this match, couldn't do this in front a crowd of screaming fans. Victoria was on WWE's black ball list for years now for some unknown reason and her entrance in this match was much welcome surprise. If she's not a lock for the Hall of Fame class for this year, then these people are nuts. Besides, who wouldn't be game for some up to date Victoria Mattel WWE figures? She hasn't had one since the Jakks days, right?

Santana Garrett was another welcome surprise in this match because I have absolutely NO idea why this company that has her signed but seems adamant on not doing a damn thing with her in the slightest outside of enhancement or dark matches on either brand. 

My personal pick to win this match, Rhea Ripley, came in at #14. I thought it was hilarious that while Rhea got a little offense in when she arrived into this match, she was floored like a random jobber when Charlotte Flair came in at #15. I was like Jesus Christ, talk about a drive-by. For the duration of the match, Charlotte and Rhea were dead set on completely ignoring each other until the final moments of this match. 

Poor Dana Brooke was murdered by Rhea with a Riptide on the ring apron. 


Torrie Wilson looking as fine as ever. 

Torrie Wilson came in at #1 and hit all of her signature moves on the opposition. Torrie's beauty is timeless, I swear. She looks better and better with age. 

Bayley being eliminated by Bianca was missed by the cameramen as they had to do a replay of it since they were covering Torrie being tossed out by Shayna on the other side of the ring at the same time. 

After this entry, Ric Flair's music hits and I immediately burst out laughing thinking that the Nature Boy is actually entering this match, but it's a distraction for Lacey Evans' arrival wearing the same robe that Charlotte came out wearing earlier. 


Happy to see Foxy back, but did they REALLY need to shoehorn in a 24/7 title comedy spot into this match?

Alicia Fox would come in at #21, only to be followed into the ring by R-Truth who was shouting, "MY BAD! WRONG RUMBLE!!" She pins him for the 24/7 Championship which was a complete waste of time to be doing in the middle of this match. Foxy is another person, much like Jillian Hall, who has been vastly underrated and under-appreciated in hindsight. She wouldn't last too much longer after this spot. 

Naomi and Bianca had one creative as hell spot to save themselves in this match. That was something you have to see to believe, even though I though Naomi was about to pull Bianca's weave/hair extensions out during that at one point.

I laughed my ass off at Rhea Ripley tossing Alexa Bliss out of the ring before she "transformed" into The Fiend. If all of these women had to sell for her tiny ass acting like Kane and no selling their offense then that would have completely ruined this match. Good riddance in that regard. 

(Groans) I STILL hate that they changed Ember Moon's music. 

The only thing good that came out of Lana's return in this match was that she was able to get revenge on Nia Jax for putting her through all of those tables last year with an elimination. It didn't mean shit because Nia and Shayna Baszler (who Nia threw out not too long prior to that) came back in to lay waste to the remaining women, including Natalya (who I could have sworn was walking out nude for a second there from the flesh colored gear she was wearing) who walked out at the #30 spot. 


Great callback from NXT programming about a year ago.


After all that was said and done, the final 3 of this match came down to Rhea Ripley, Bianca Belair, and Charlotte Flair - a clear callback to their encounter together on NXT last year. Rhea and Bianca worked together and got Charlotte out, but it was Bianca who got Rhea out of the ring to become the winner. 

I wasn't mad with this result as WWE did it right with booking the women in this year's Rumble match. Rhea and Bianca being the final two was a defining career moment for both of them. Rhea still has the chance to debut on the main roster and earn her way into a shot for the RAW Women's Championship - something I'm sure Charlotte will win from Asuka before WrestleMania. That way the stage will be set for Charlotte vs. Rhea II as this comes full circle for Rhea to avenge that loss to her from last year's WrestleMania. 

Over on the SmackDown! brand, the obvious money match is Bianca versus Sasha Banks for the SmackDown! Women's Championship. That's the only match-up that hasn't been exhausted at this point, unless they want to make that a triple threat between Bianca, Bayley, and Sasha but that would be overkill at this point to me. 

Bianca Belair's post-match in-ring promo should be praised too as it's very rare that we get raw, authentic emotion from talents like this. You could tell how much this moment meant to Bianca Belair and the skies the limit for her stardom at this point. 




Last Man Standing match for the WWE Universal Championship
Roman Reigns (c) (with Paul Heyman) def. Kevin Owens


As far as these Last Man Standing matches and street fights tend to go in terms of modern day professional wrestling, this wasn't as bad I thought it was going to be going into this show. 

Admittedly, I was still bitter about Adam Pearce being robbed of his opportunity to compete in a WWE ring - where it would have been vastly different than WWE's other part-timers and former stars coming back to relive their former glory as we KNEW Pearce wasn't going to win. It was just the novelty of seeing what this former NWA and PWG World Champion could have done in the ring with someone like Roman Reigns. It would have made for a great narrative to complement an already stellar reign for the "Tribal Chief". In the end, they could have had a wealth of babyfaces come to Pearce's aid in the losing effort when things turned ugly too. Instead, WWE got cold feet to this idea and switched the narrative for Kevin Owens would have yet ANOTHER title shot at Roman's title. What is this, the third losing effort for him? 

To both men's credit, this wasn't that bad of a match. There were a lot of great - yet VERY stupid - spots in this match that I have absolutely no doubt that they will be feeling for the next few days. The thing that ultimately killed this match though was the finish that saw Paul Heyman fail to unlock the handcuffs from around Roman Reigns' wrists for he could answer the ten count. That is, if the referee didn't stop counting to buy them more time to get the cuffs undone. Meanwhile, Kevin Owens is slumped over in the corner stupified like he was dealing with prolonged exposure to the Orb of Confusion, attempting to sell like he was still buying time for the finish. I hate to say it, but those guys put their bodies through the ringer for nothing here after that clusterfuck of a finish. That one botch killed the entire match for not just me but for everyone watching at home. How could you focus on anything but that stupid finish?

The only positive that I could take away from this is that I hope this means that we don't have to see anymore of Kevin Owens going for the title when I'm sure he's going to get slapped with the heat for putting the cuffs on the wrong way, which caused Heyman to be unable to free Reigns in time. 



30-man Royal Rumble Match for a world championship match at WrestleMania 37
Edge won by last eliminating Randy Orton

 

Men's Royal Rumble match entrances and eliminations

  – Raw
  – SmackDown
  – NXT
  – Hall of Famer (HOF)
  – Free agent
  – Winner

DrawEntrantBrand/
Status
OrderEliminated byTime[34]Elimination(s)
1EdgeHOFWinner1:00:323
2Randy OrtonRaw29Edge1:00:320
3Sami ZaynSmackDown2Big E13:040
4Mustafa AliRaw4Big E13:181
5Jeff HardyRaw1Dolph Ziggler03:250
6Dolph ZigglerSmackDown9Kane20:301
7Shinsuke NakamuraSmackDown12King Corbin22:010
8CarlitoFreelance5Elias08:260
9Xavier WoodsRaw3Mustafa Ali03:420
10Big ESmackDown19Omos[c]29:454
11John MorrisonRaw8Damian Priest08:140
12RicochetRaw10Kane11:370
13EliasRaw6Damian Priest02:301
14Damian PriestNXT16Bobby Lashley15:344
15The MizRaw7Damian Priest01:020
16RiddleRaw25Seth Rollins31:171
17Daniel BryanSmackDown24Seth Rollins28:501
18KaneFreelance11Damian Priest01:512
19King CorbinSmackDown14Dominik Mysterio03:342
20OtisSmackDown13King Corbin00:530
21Dominik MysterioSmackDown15Bobby Lashley02:001
22Bobby LashleyRaw18Big E, Christian, Daniel Bryan, and Riddle04:033
23Hurricane HelmsFreelance17Big E and Bobby Lashley00:300
24ChristianFreelance27Seth Rollins18:122
25AJ StylesRaw23Braun Strowman10:270
26Rey MysterioSmackDown20Omos[c]03:470
27SheamusRaw22Braun Strowman05:560
28CesaroSmackDown21Braun Strowman04:100
29Seth RollinsSmackDown28Edge08:484
30Braun StrowmanRaw26Seth Rollins, Christian, and Edge07:243


When WWE announced the entrants for the #1 and #2 spots on WWE Backstage over the weekend prior to the Rumble, they said Randy Orton and Edge were starting in that order, but when this match started it threw a lot of people off, myself included, that Edge came out first instead. By the time it was over though, I get why they did that. 

I'm going to be blunt here though. The vast majority of this match was downright boring in comparison to the Women's Rumble Match. 

Orton was taken out early in this match after Edge brutalized his knee with a steel chair, causing Orton to be taken to the back by two referees to get checked out. Meanwhile, the commentary team kept saying over and over that he wasn't eliminated from this match, so you KNEW he was coming back at some point. WWE has done this tactic time and time again over the years and rarely fools anyone anymore. Most of this match was spent with me (like most other viewers watching at home) waiting for Orton's inevitable comeback. 


Carlito definitely jacked to the max. Those apples doing wonders for his physique.


Carlito made his WWE return at the #8 spot looking as jacked as ever. You can't tell me those guys from the WWE roster back in 2005-2007 weren't on the juice from how huge those guys now, even now. Carlito works as a bodyguard these days, so the size gain shouldn't be too much of a surprise in that regard. 

I was getting worried too because a lot of fan-favorites poised to win from a lot of predictions floating around online were coming out early into this match too - Shinsuke Nakamura, Ricochet, and Big E. Daniel Bryan (my personal pick to win this match) came out at #17, only to be followed by the return of Kane of all people. We got a brief Team Hell No reunion only for Kane to chokeslam him to the mat like everyone else upon arrival. 

King Corbin got tossed out by Dominik Mysterio... Thank god. Dominik didn't even have time to pat himself out on the back before being tossed out like yesterday's garbage by Bobby Lashley shortly thereafter. To say that he's pushing 44 years old, Lashley's in the best shape of his life. It's now or never to have him headlining some PPVs. He's already doing great things with the Hurt Business. I'm anxious to see what they have planned for him this year at 'Mania. If he's not going to get that Lashley/Lesnar match that he's been pining for (like me), then what are they waiting for? Neither man is getting any younger. 


No amounts of "hurri-powers" were going to make this feat a reality.


Hurricane Helms being in there made for a hilarious spot as he attempted to double chokeslam Lashley and Big E.


Welcome back, Christian.


Comeback moment of the night had to go out to Christian though. He joins Victoria and Jillian Hall of being robbed of an actual live fan reaction (due to this global pandemic) to his return to the ring after a decade away from competition. I still prefer his ring work over Edge if I was given a choice between the two. He came in here and didn't miss a beat at all. It was like he was never away from competition in the least. I hope we get some more matches with him for he can have a proper send-off for his career.
 

The feels for this Edge & Christian reunion.


AJ Styles came in at #25 with his bodyguard, Omos, at ringside clearing house for most of the competition, including Big E and Rey Mysterio before Braun Strowman came out at #30 to throw out Styles on the side of the ring where Omos wasn't standing for he couldn't catch his boss like he was doing up to that point. 

Seth Rollins came in at #29, still hanging onto that dreadful "Messiah" gimmick and groaned out loud so loud in disgust that I'm sure that I woke my neighbors at that point of this PPV. 

When this match came down to Edge, Christian, Braun Strowman, Daniel Bryan, (Matt) Riddle, and Seth Rollins, I was starting to get a bad feeling. Sure, we escaped Goldberg coming back out to win the match from the #30 spot, I didn't care for a laundry list of these options in these final competitors. 

To my dismay, Bryan, Riddle, and Christian were quickly thrown out by Rollins, then Rollins was tossed out by Edge after Strowman wanted nothing to do with a makeshift partnership shortly thereafter. 

We did get a brief E & C reunion out of this, so there's that since Rollins, Edge, and Christian worked together to get Strowman out. I know that I didn't want to see him in another WrestleMania main event anyway. He lucked out into that spot last year and WWE Creative booking after the fact shit the bed with that opportunity last year. Whatever magic that there was to be had with him has been lost thanks to his shitty booking over the past two years and WWE has only themselves to blame on that one. 

Edge is seemingly the last man standing until Orton comes out of nowhere to hit an RKO. He went to dump Edge out of the ring, who completely no sells it and dumps out Orton instead to win the 2021 Rumble from the #1 entry spot. 

Yay... I guess?



I'm going to go in-depth about Edge winning in my closing thoughts, but overall, this men's Rumble match pales in comparison to how well the women's Rumble was booked. This year's Rumble this highlights the point even further that WWE has damaged their own product and perception of a lot of their own talent to the point that it's irredeemable. That's no fault of their talents either. It's their own creative vision - or rather Vince McMahon's vision (or lack of thereof) that is screwing up his own product. From the start to the finish of this entire match, it magnifies all of the glaring issues with their male talent(s) that have not been used nor presented to the masses in the best conceivable way possible. 






Closing Thoughts:

Both competitors were in their respective Rumbles for all of that time and they only managed to eliminate 3-4 other people is pretty bad if you think about it. In hindsight, that just tells people that you hung back and waited around until the end.


With WWE looking to draw in some new viewers with the move of the WWE Network onto NBC Universal's Peacock streaming app in March, it's time to do a drastic overhaul to this product. But they won't. Why? Because this is a company that relies on temporary band-aids.

I'll start off this rant by sharing two great articles from NoDQ.com that I had the pleasure of reading yesterday morning following the events of this Royal Rumble. 



"Make no mistake about it, I am an Edge-Head and have been loving every minute of his redemption/comeback story. The journey just to get back, much less the impossible of winning back a title he never lost ten years ago. it writes itself and is inspiring to many who have never given up. All very heartwarming and wonderful. I just...I don't know. When Bianca Belair won the Women's Royal Rumble Sunday night, I FELT that. When Edge came back last year, I FELT IT! The goosebumps, the chills, the emotion. Edge, now 47, taking all of that to yet another Royal Rumble win and future WrestleMania title shot...

...I didn't feel it."

That right there that quote from the first article that I linked above is EXACTLY how I felt with the conclusion of the Men's Rumble Match. It's nothing against Edge at all - even though I won't say that I was ever one of his biggest fans over the years, but I guess we can be thankful for the fact that we were spared from Goldberg getting the spot instead. 

Is it because everyone loves Edge so much that he gets a pass? For the second year in a row, he's comeback from a career-threatening injury to a breakout performance at the Royal Rumble. There's no doubting that he's going to do well at WrestleMania again like he did last year. No one is doubting that. All that I'm saying is that does he NEED to be winning a championship opportunity when there's so many under-appreciated and up and coming talent on that roster that could desperately use that elevation like it did for Drew McIntyre last year? Edge is a legend in his own right and no one is going to take that away from him at this point. He doesn't need to win the Rumble to earn a title shot. He could have walked in and demanded one like every other part-timer seems to do these days and no one would have batted an eye. 

In that regard, I give Edge props that he earned his shot, but there's already a storyline here in his promo before he even entered the Royal Rumble match. He NEVER lost his World title before he was forced to retire. He could lay claim to an title shot to either Drew McIntyre's WWE Championship or Roman Reigns' Universal Champion anytime he wanted. 



While the second article has a LOT of debatable points, but there's some parts of the article that I agree with, such as the following below:

The fact is that the WWE needs fundamental changes on how they scout and develop talent. Triple H is honestly not the answer as proven by the LACK of World Champions that he personally signed since mid-2012. Until then, the WWE has to make a quick buck in the short-run because they've got NOTHING to work with in the long-run. Short-term, they should consider replacing Matt Bloom as head trainer and consider hiring Rip Rogers in his place. Rip is the one who trained Pat McAfee to look amazing as a non-wrestler and several wrestlers from his training school are popping up here and there. Rip was one of the trainers for Danny Davis and Jim Cornette's Ohio Valley Wrestling for much of the 2000s. Long-term, maybe await Jim Ross's AEW contract to expire during April 2022? Honestly, John Laurinaitis didn't do a bad job in hindsight. If you don't believe me, just revisit my World Champions list above... Mostly John Laurinaitis guys.

Thus, guys like Edge and Goldberg will always be brought back to excite that Median age group of 54 for WWE fans. And it will work everytime until those guys have reached their complete shelf life (Goldberg may have reached it at the Rumble versus Drew, that was rough).

Think of the WWE right now as a failing NFL team that is TERRIBLE with the Draft and also does a TERRIBLE job hiring coaches (Washington, Browns, Bengals, Lions, Jets, and now Texans). But then, that team tries to make a big free agent splash by signing an older name in hopes that he'll carry everything on his back. Doesn't work that way... You need YOUTH and coaches that can put a plan in place for that younger talent to develop. WWE, right now, is doing terribly on scouting athletes to recruit to become potential wrestlers and the Performance Center is doing no favor with the male wrestlers under Matt Bloom as the trainer.

I mentioned on Twitter that Edge's win here was essentially the EXACT same thing as Goldberg winning the spot and people came out of the wood work to defend Edge as what I said was pure blasphemy. It's same thing as in it's another opportunity being taken away from current crop of WWE full-time Superstars. Big whoop that Edge has signed a full-time contract. What's really "full-time" in the current landscape when WWE isn't even touring anymore during this global pandemic with COVID-19 shutdowns and closings with the talents are still drafted to appearing on one show a week. Goldberg is contracted to two matches a year but we still manage to see him pop up all over the year. Same goes for Brock Lesnar when he was still around. 

Edge, just like Goldberg before him, is another temporary band-aid WWE wants to use to get more eyeballs onto their product going into WrestleMania season. They are hoping to draw their lapsed fans back in with the nostalgia gimmick - as usual - to hopefully get you to invest back into the product. I'll give them credit though as this shit works more often than not on me as I tune in for these reunion shows just out of morbid curiosity. 

Don't get me wrong either. I understand that Edge doesn't want to hog the spotlight and genuinely hopes to elevate these talents while he's around, but this win is essentially a double-edged sword. If his win for any of these titles brings back a lot of lapsed fans, then what? It does absolutely nothing for WWE's mindset of confiding into their current crop of talent and continuing to look into the past - rather than forward - for the cornerstones that will carry this company into the future. At the same time, that's not any fault of his own. It's the fault of own WWE's failed system to create new stars to be positioned into being top tier talents. 

All that being said though? I'm not overly enamored with the idea of him challenging for the WWE Championship. WWE Universal Championship, nor the NXT Championship. The ideal scenario for me would be for him to challenge Roman Reigns - in a losing effort - and have Daniel Bryan or Big E challenge Reigns in the build for Summerslam.