Six matches were contested at the event, including one on the Kickoff pre-show. In the main event, Edge won the men's Royal Rumble match for a second time, last winning it in 2010, thus becoming the eighth two-time winner, the third wrestler to win it as the number one entrant, and the first wrestler to win it after being inducted into the WWE Hall of Fame. The women's Royal Rumble match was won by Bianca Belair. In other prominent matches, Roman Reigns defeated Kevin Owens in a Last Man Standing match to retain the Universal Championship and in the opening bout, Drew McIntyre defeated Goldberg to retain the WWE Championship.
Match Results:
Nia Jax and Shayna Baszler def. Asuka and Charlotte Flair (c)
This was one of the rare occasions where I actually watched the kick-off show. This was a nothing match, despite the women all working hard to make SOMETHING out of this match, but the finish came after Lacey Evans (accompanied by Ric Flair) came out to distract Charlotte. Charlotte knocked Lacey off the ring apron the first time following her interference, only for Ric to hand Lacey a gimmick and hit Charlotte with a loaded Woman's Right to allow Nia Jax to steal the win from right under Charlotte's nose.
Given Lana's return later tonight in the Women's Rumble Match I can't be too surprised that they put the belts back on Shayna and Nia, especially following the result from RAW (2/1/2021) where the new team of Naomi and Lana won the right to challenge the new Women's Tag Team Champions after beating Asuka and Charlotte that night. I guess WWE wants to give Lana the baby face comeuppance that she deserved in this story all along with a Women's Tag Team title win.
Drew McIntyre (c) def. Goldberg
This was the match where I was worried that WWE would do something stupid going into this PPV. They don't have fans in the building and control the crowd reactions with their piped in crowd noise during these empty arena shows in the ThunderDome. They could have Drew McIntyre drop that title right to Goldberg just like how he beat Kevin Owens a few years ago and exactly how he beat The Fiend in Saudi Arabia just to walk into WrestleMania as WWE Universal Champion.
Fortunately, WWE did the right thing and Goldberg took the L for Drew - like he should. I started laughing when Goldberg hit Drew with at minimum of FIVE goddamn Spears and a Jackhammer, only for Drew to kick out. Goldberg ate about two Claymores and that's all she wrote, folks.
In hindsight, I should have known that Goldberg wasn't coming back out for the Rumble later in the show as he was more gassed than Chris Jericho doing matches on AEW Dynamite on a weekly basis after this over. Drew had to help him up for he could stand up and celebrate post-match.
Sasha Banks (c) def. Carmella (with Reginald) by submission
Carmella, oof pic.twitter.com/IyEj1LJo3J
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Bianca Belair won by last eliminating Rhea Ripley
Women's Royal Rumble match entrances and eliminations
- – Raw
- – SmackDown
- – NXT
- – Hall of Famer (HOF)
- – Freelance
- – Winner
Draw | Entrant | Brand/ Status | Order | Eliminated by | Time[32] | Elimination(s) |
---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
1 | Bayley | SmackDown | 12 | Bianca Belair | 29:08 | 1 |
2 | Naomi | Raw | 22 | Nia Jax and Shayna Baszler | 47:39 | 0 |
3 | Bianca Belair | SmackDown | — | Winner | 56:52 | 4 |
4 | Billie Kay | SmackDown | 3 | Ruby Riott and Liv Morgan | 08:11 | 1 |
5 | Shotzi Blackheart | NXT | 1 | Shayna Baszler | 03:46 | 0 |
6 | Shayna Baszler | Raw | 24 | Nia Jax | 41:46 | 6 |
7 | Toni Storm | NXT | 4 | Rhea Ripley | 11:21 | 0 |
8 | Jillian Hall | Freelance | 2 | Billie Kay | 08:03 | 0 |
9 | Ruby Riott | SmackDown | 7 | Bayley | 10:53 | 1 |
10 | Victoria | Freelance | 5 | Shayna Baszler | 07:15 | 0 |
11 | Peyton Royce | Raw | 10 | Charlotte Flair | 13:40 | 1 |
12 | Santana Garrett | NXT | 6 | Rhea Ripley | 04:32 | 0 |
13 | Liv Morgan | SmackDown | 8 | Peyton Royce | 06:37 | 1 |
14 | Rhea Ripley | NXT | 29 | Bianca Belair | 39:06 | 7 |
15 | Charlotte Flair | Raw | 28 | Rhea Ripley and Bianca Belair | 33:47 | 1 |
16 | Dana Brooke | Raw | 9 | Rhea Ripley | 02:58 | 0 |
17 | Torrie Wilson | HOF | 11 | Shayna Baszler | 03:59 | 0 |
18 | Lacey Evans | Raw | 20 | Shayna Baszler | 19:21 | 1 |
19 | Mickie James | Raw | 14 | Lacey Evans | 07:20 | 0 |
20 | Nikki Cross | Raw | 17 | Carmella | 07:37 | 0 |
21 | Alicia Fox[b] | Freelance | 13 | Mandy Rose | 01:48 | 0 |
22 | Mandy Rose | Raw | 16 | Rhea Ripley | 03:49 | 1 |
23 | Dakota Kai | NXT | 15 | Rhea Ripley | 02:06 | 0 |
24 | Carmella | SmackDown | 18 | Tamina | 00:47 | 1 |
25 | Tamina | SmackDown | 23 | Nia Jax and Shayna Baszler | 08:31 | 1 |
26 | Lana | Raw | 26 | Natalya | 09:58 | 1 |
27 | Alexa Bliss | Raw | 19 | Rhea Ripley | 01:02 | 0 |
28 | Ember Moon | NXT | 21 | Nia Jax | 01:51 | 0 |
29 | Nia Jax | Raw | 25 | Lana | 02:44 | 4 |
30 | Natalya | SmackDown | 27 | Bianca Belair | 02:00 | 1 |
Bayley and the returning Naomi starting this match off was a pleasant surprise, but I'm sure Bayley felt like a colossal dumb ass after going out of her way to get "COLE" cut into her hair, thinking that he would be calling this match. Instead, Cole was regulated to calling the Men's Rumble match instead. Bianca Belair would come in at the #3 spot and this match would honestly stagnate for a while as it was obvious that they were padding the ring for a "big" spot later in this match with more women involved.
I definitely marked out with laughter at Jillian Hall making her WWE return here in this match. From as much as I cringe and roll my eyes at Billie Kay's "attempts" at comedy and bad acting with her "resume" nonsense on these shows, I did enjoy the unlikely pairing of the two in this match - at least until both members of the Riott Squad joined forces later on. We even got a brief IIconics reunion in this match for a hot minute.
I still hold my opinion that Jillian Hall's in-ring work is criminally underrated for one of the many talented women during the Diva Search era of WWE's women's division. Thank god that she got all of that bad plastic surgery corrected on her face too. If you have seen her on social media or on that one token appearance on one of IMPACT/TNA Wrestling's Knockout Knockdown PPVs, she looked fucking horrifying at one point. If memory serves, she was going through a rough time in her life personally at the time, so I'm glad that she was able to turn all of that around for the better.
Victoria makes her WWE return in the 2021 Women's Royal Rumble Match. Too bad she didn't come out to her old entrance music though. |
I was sad that both Jillian Hall AND Victoria, who made her return in this match, couldn't do this in front a crowd of screaming fans. Victoria was on WWE's black ball list for years now for some unknown reason and her entrance in this match was much welcome surprise. If she's not a lock for the Hall of Fame class for this year, then these people are nuts. Besides, who wouldn't be game for some up to date Victoria Mattel WWE figures? She hasn't had one since the Jakks days, right?
Santana Garrett was another welcome surprise in this match because I have absolutely NO idea why this company that has her signed but seems adamant on not doing a damn thing with her in the slightest outside of enhancement or dark matches on either brand.
My personal pick to win this match, Rhea Ripley, came in at #14. I thought it was hilarious that while Rhea got a little offense in when she arrived into this match, she was floored like a random jobber when Charlotte Flair came in at #15. I was like Jesus Christ, talk about a drive-by. For the duration of the match, Charlotte and Rhea were dead set on completely ignoring each other until the final moments of this match.
Poor Dana Brooke was murdered by Rhea with a Riptide on the ring apron.
Torrie Wilson looking as fine as ever. |
Torrie Wilson came in at #1 and hit all of her signature moves on the opposition. Torrie's beauty is timeless, I swear. She looks better and better with age.
Bayley being eliminated by Bianca was missed by the cameramen as they had to do a replay of it since they were covering Torrie being tossed out by Shayna on the other side of the ring at the same time.
After this entry, Ric Flair's music hits and I immediately burst out laughing thinking that the Nature Boy is actually entering this match, but it's a distraction for Lacey Evans' arrival wearing the same robe that Charlotte came out wearing earlier.
Happy to see Foxy back, but did they REALLY need to shoehorn in a 24/7 title comedy spot into this match? |
Alicia Fox would come in at #21, only to be followed into the ring by R-Truth who was shouting, "MY BAD! WRONG RUMBLE!!" She pins him for the 24/7 Championship which was a complete waste of time to be doing in the middle of this match. Foxy is another person, much like Jillian Hall, who has been vastly underrated and under-appreciated in hindsight. She wouldn't last too much longer after this spot.
Naomi and Bianca had one creative as hell spot to save themselves in this match. That was something you have to see to believe, even though I though Naomi was about to pull Bianca's weave/hair extensions out during that at one point.
I laughed my ass off at Rhea Ripley tossing Alexa Bliss out of the ring before she "transformed" into The Fiend. If all of these women had to sell for her tiny ass acting like Kane and no selling their offense then that would have completely ruined this match. Good riddance in that regard.
(Groans) I STILL hate that they changed Ember Moon's music.
The only thing good that came out of Lana's return in this match was that she was able to get revenge on Nia Jax for putting her through all of those tables last year with an elimination. It didn't mean shit because Nia and Shayna Baszler (who Nia threw out not too long prior to that) came back in to lay waste to the remaining women, including Natalya (who I could have sworn was walking out nude for a second there from the flesh colored gear she was wearing) who walked out at the #30 spot.
Great callback from NXT programming about a year ago. |
After all that was said and done, the final 3 of this match came down to Rhea Ripley, Bianca Belair, and Charlotte Flair - a clear callback to their encounter together on NXT last year. Rhea and Bianca worked together and got Charlotte out, but it was Bianca who got Rhea out of the ring to become the winner.
I wasn't mad with this result as WWE did it right with booking the women in this year's Rumble match. Rhea and Bianca being the final two was a defining career moment for both of them. Rhea still has the chance to debut on the main roster and earn her way into a shot for the RAW Women's Championship - something I'm sure Charlotte will win from Asuka before WrestleMania. That way the stage will be set for Charlotte vs. Rhea II as this comes full circle for Rhea to avenge that loss to her from last year's WrestleMania.
Over on the SmackDown! brand, the obvious money match is Bianca versus Sasha Banks for the SmackDown! Women's Championship. That's the only match-up that hasn't been exhausted at this point, unless they want to make that a triple threat between Bianca, Bayley, and Sasha but that would be overkill at this point to me.
Bianca Belair's post-match in-ring promo should be praised too as it's very rare that we get raw, authentic emotion from talents like this. You could tell how much this moment meant to Bianca Belair and the skies the limit for her stardom at this point.
Roman Reigns (c) (with Paul Heyman) def. Kevin Owens
Edge won by last eliminating Randy Orton
Men's Royal Rumble match entrances and eliminations
- – Raw
- – SmackDown
- – NXT
- – Hall of Famer (HOF)
- – Free agent
- – Winner
Draw | Entrant | Brand/ Status | Order | Eliminated by | Time[34] | Elimination(s) |
---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
1 | Edge | HOF | — | Winner | 1:00:32 | 3 |
2 | Randy Orton | Raw | 29 | Edge | 1:00:32 | 0 |
3 | Sami Zayn | SmackDown | 2 | Big E | 13:04 | 0 |
4 | Mustafa Ali | Raw | 4 | Big E | 13:18 | 1 |
5 | Jeff Hardy | Raw | 1 | Dolph Ziggler | 03:25 | 0 |
6 | Dolph Ziggler | SmackDown | 9 | Kane | 20:30 | 1 |
7 | Shinsuke Nakamura | SmackDown | 12 | King Corbin | 22:01 | 0 |
8 | Carlito | Freelance | 5 | Elias | 08:26 | 0 |
9 | Xavier Woods | Raw | 3 | Mustafa Ali | 03:42 | 0 |
10 | Big E | SmackDown | 19 | Omos[c] | 29:45 | 4 |
11 | John Morrison | Raw | 8 | Damian Priest | 08:14 | 0 |
12 | Ricochet | Raw | 10 | Kane | 11:37 | 0 |
13 | Elias | Raw | 6 | Damian Priest | 02:30 | 1 |
14 | Damian Priest | NXT | 16 | Bobby Lashley | 15:34 | 4 |
15 | The Miz | Raw | 7 | Damian Priest | 01:02 | 0 |
16 | Riddle | Raw | 25 | Seth Rollins | 31:17 | 1 |
17 | Daniel Bryan | SmackDown | 24 | Seth Rollins | 28:50 | 1 |
18 | Kane | Freelance | 11 | Damian Priest | 01:51 | 2 |
19 | King Corbin | SmackDown | 14 | Dominik Mysterio | 03:34 | 2 |
20 | Otis | SmackDown | 13 | King Corbin | 00:53 | 0 |
21 | Dominik Mysterio | SmackDown | 15 | Bobby Lashley | 02:00 | 1 |
22 | Bobby Lashley | Raw | 18 | Big E, Christian, Daniel Bryan, and Riddle | 04:03 | 3 |
23 | Hurricane Helms | Freelance | 17 | Big E and Bobby Lashley | 00:30 | 0 |
24 | Christian | Freelance | 27 | Seth Rollins | 18:12 | 2 |
25 | AJ Styles | Raw | 23 | Braun Strowman | 10:27 | 0 |
26 | Rey Mysterio | SmackDown | 20 | Omos[c] | 03:47 | 0 |
27 | Sheamus | Raw | 22 | Braun Strowman | 05:56 | 0 |
28 | Cesaro | SmackDown | 21 | Braun Strowman | 04:10 | 0 |
29 | Seth Rollins | SmackDown | 28 | Edge | 08:48 | 4 |
30 | Braun Strowman | Raw | 26 | Seth Rollins, Christian, and Edge | 07:24 | 3 |
Carlito definitely jacked to the max. Those apples doing wonders for his physique. |
No amounts of "hurri-powers" were going to make this feat a reality. |
Welcome back, Christian. |
The feels for this Edge & Christian reunion. |
Closing Thoughts:
"Make no mistake about it, I am an Edge-Head and have been loving every minute of his redemption/comeback story. The journey just to get back, much less the impossible of winning back a title he never lost ten years ago. it writes itself and is inspiring to many who have never given up. All very heartwarming and wonderful. I just...I don't know. When Bianca Belair won the Women's Royal Rumble Sunday night, I FELT that. When Edge came back last year, I FELT IT! The goosebumps, the chills, the emotion. Edge, now 47, taking all of that to yet another Royal Rumble win and future WrestleMania title shot......I didn't feel it."
The fact is that the WWE needs fundamental changes on how they scout and develop talent. Triple H is honestly not the answer as proven by the LACK of World Champions that he personally signed since mid-2012. Until then, the WWE has to make a quick buck in the short-run because they've got NOTHING to work with in the long-run. Short-term, they should consider replacing Matt Bloom as head trainer and consider hiring Rip Rogers in his place. Rip is the one who trained Pat McAfee to look amazing as a non-wrestler and several wrestlers from his training school are popping up here and there. Rip was one of the trainers for Danny Davis and Jim Cornette's Ohio Valley Wrestling for much of the 2000s. Long-term, maybe await Jim Ross's AEW contract to expire during April 2022? Honestly, John Laurinaitis didn't do a bad job in hindsight. If you don't believe me, just revisit my World Champions list above... Mostly John Laurinaitis guys.Thus, guys like Edge and Goldberg will always be brought back to excite that Median age group of 54 for WWE fans. And it will work everytime until those guys have reached their complete shelf life (Goldberg may have reached it at the Rumble versus Drew, that was rough).Think of the WWE right now as a failing NFL team that is TERRIBLE with the Draft and also does a TERRIBLE job hiring coaches (Washington, Browns, Bengals, Lions, Jets, and now Texans). But then, that team tries to make a big free agent splash by signing an older name in hopes that he'll carry everything on his back. Doesn't work that way... You need YOUTH and coaches that can put a plan in place for that younger talent to develop. WWE, right now, is doing terribly on scouting athletes to recruit to become potential wrestlers and the Performance Center is doing no favor with the male wrestlers under Matt Bloom as the trainer.
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