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REVIEW -- Spider-Man: Far From Home (2019)



Spider-Man: Far From Home is a 2019 American superhero film based on the Marvel Comics character Spider-Man, co-produced by Columbia Pictures and Marvel Studios, and distributed by Sony Pictures Releasing. It is the sequel to Spider-Man: Homecoming (2017) and the twenty-third film in the Marvel Cinematic Universe (MCU). The film is directed by Jon Watts, written by Chris McKenna and Erik Sommers, and stars Tom Holland as Peter Parker / Spider-Man, alongside Samuel L. Jackson, Zendaya, Cobie Smulders, Jon Favreau, J. B. Smoove, Jacob Batalon, Martin Starr, Marisa Tomei, and Jake Gyllenhaal. In Spider-Man: Far From Home, Parker is recruited by Nick Fury and Mysterio to face elemental threats from another dimension while he is on a school trip to Europe.



Cast:


Tom Holland as Peter Parker / Spider-Man
Samuel L. Jackson as Nick Fury
Zendaya as Michelle "MJ"
Cobie Smulders as Maria Hill
Jon Favreau as Harold "Happy" Hogan
J. B. Smoove as Julius Dell
Jacob Batalon as Ned Leeds
Martin Starr as Roger Harrington
Marisa Tomei as May Parker
Jake Gyllenhaal as Quentin Beck / Mysterio

Several other actors reprise their roles from Homecoming, including Tony Revolori as Parker's classmate and rival Eugene "Flash" ThompsonAngourie Rice as Parker's classmate and Ned's off-and-on girlfriend Betty Brant, and Hemky Madera as Mr. Delmar, the owner of a local bodega, though the latter's scenes were cut from the final film and re-purposed for a short film that will be included as part of the film's Blu-ray release. Peter Billingsley appears as William Ginter Riva, reprising his role from a previous MCU film, Iron Man, as a scientist who formerly worked for Obadiah Stane and who now works for Beck. Jeff Bridges and Robert Downey, Jr. also appear as Stane and Tony Stark through the use of archival footage from Iron Man and Captain America: Civil War, respectively.

The Elementals are modeled after Spider-Man comic book villains Hydro-Man (who was labeled as a Water Elemental and named "Hydro-Man" in the marketing with a mentioning of Morris Bench in a BuzzFeed article read by Flash), Sandman (who was labeled as an Earth Elemental), Cyclone (who was labeled as an Air Elemental), and Molten Man (who was labeled as a Fire Elemental and named "Molten Man" in the marketing), who appear in the film as visual effects.

Additionally, Numan Acar portrays Fury's associate Dimitri Smerdyakov, and Remy Hii plays Brad Davis, a popular student who Parker sees as competition for MJ's affection. Zach Barack portrays Zach, one of Parker's new classmates, while Oli Hill was cast in an undisclosed role that was cut from the final film.

J. K. Simmons appears as J. Jonah Jameson in the mid-credits scene, reprising the role he had in Sam Raimi's Spider-Man film trilogy, marking the first time a character that had previously appeared in a non-MCU film with the same actor, appears in an MCU film. Ben Mendelsohn and Sharon Blynn portray the Skrulls Talos and Soren, respectively, reprising their roles from Captain Marvel, in the post-credits scene, in which it is revealed that they had been impersonating Fury and Hill for the entirety of the film's events.

Plot: (FULL Spoilers)


In Ixtenco, Nick Fury and Maria Hill investigate an unnatural storm, and later encounter the Earth Elemental. A super-powered man, Quentin Beck, arrives to fight the creature. In New York City, the Midtown School of Science and Technology restarts its academic year to accommodate the students who were among those resurrected in The Blip eight months earlier. The school organizes a two-week summer field trip to Europe, where Peter Parker, still distraught over Tony Stark's death, plans to confess his growing feelings for classmate MJ, and avoid heroics. At a fundraiser for the homeless coordinated by his Aunt May, Parker is forewarned by Happy Hogan that he will be contacted by Nick Fury, but Parker chooses to ignore the call. Parker leaves after being overwhelmed by questions about Stark.

In Venice, during the trip, Parker and his friends are among those attacked by the Water Elemental, which proceeds to wreak havoc on the city. Beck arrives and destroys the creature, while Parker attempts to help. Fury meets with Parker and gives him Stark's glasses, which were meant for his successor. The glasses are equipped with the artificial intelligence E.D.I.T.H. (Even Dead, I'm The Hero), which has access to all databases of Stark Industries, and commands a large orbital weapons supply. Beck claims the Elementals killed his family and that he hails from a different reality, one among many in the Multiverse. Parker rejects Fury's call to arms, opting to rejoin his class, but Fury covertly redirects the school trip's itinerary to Prague, where the Fire Elemental is projected to strike. It appears at a carnival, but Beck, with Parker's help, destroys it. Fury and Hill invite Parker and Beck to Berlin to discuss the formation of a new superhero team. Parker considers Beck worthy of being Stark's successor and bequeaths him the E.D.I.T.H. glasses. Unbeknownst to him, Beck is revealed to be a former holographic-illusions specialist at Stark Industries who was fired for his unstable nature, leading a team of disgruntled ex-Stark employees, using advanced projector drones created by William Ginter Riva to simulate the Elemental attacks.

Spidey's newest costume comes equipped with the web glider wings as a tribute to the Steve Ditko era of Spider-Man comic book lore.
MJ deduces Parker is Spider-Man. They discover that a piece of debris she retrieved during the carnival battle is a projector that presents a simulation of the Air Elemental, leading the two to realize Beck is a fraud. When preparing for another illusion, Beck discovers MJ took evidence of his deception. Parker travels to Berlin and meets with Fury, only to realize that the version before him is an illusion created by Beck. He battles multiple illusions; ultimately hit by a train, Parker survives, badly injured, and falls unconscious in a train car. Awakening in a jail cell in the Netherlands, he breaks out and contacts Hogan. Hogan flies Parker to London and reveals a suit-manufacturing machine left behind by Stark, which Parker uses to synthesize a customized costume. In London, Beck orchestrates an Elemental Fusion, seeking to kill MJ and any others to whom she might have revealed his secret. Parker breaks through the illusion, regains control of E.D.I.T.H. and defeats Beck, who dies by a misfired drone gunshot. Riva escapes with the drone files and recordings, while Parker returns to New York City and begins a relationship with MJ.

In a mid-credits scene, reporter J. Jonah Jameson of the DailyBugle.net blames Spider-Man for the Elementals' attacks, broadcasting doctored footage of the incident, filmed and recorded by Beck, in which he incriminates Parker for his death and reveals Spider-Man's secret identity. In a post-credits scene, the Skrulls Talos and Soren are revealed to have been masquerading as Fury and Hill the whole time, as directed by the real Fury, who commands a Skrull spaceship.


The Verdict: 

I saw this film on the opening night (Tuesday), despite having a shitty day involving car trouble and miscellaneous other nonsense. Overall, I thought it was just okay - same in the vein of Captain Marvel before Avengers: Endgame and Ant-Man & The Wasp following Avengers: Infinity War. It serves as the epilogue or rather the aftermath to the world in the wake of the events of Avengers: Endgame now the world is recovering - at least on Earth.


Cast

It's not Andrew Garfield's Peter Parker/Spider-Man and Emma Stone's Gwen Stacy but I like this pairing more than I thought I was initially. 

I feel that Zendaya has come into her own as "MJ" in this film as her and Tom Holland's Peter Parker/Spider-Man have great chemistry in the scenes that they have together. Even if she's not the traditional Mary Jane Watson from the traditional, yet iconic Spider-Man lore, I think she is a great fit for this character. She doesn't have to be a redhead either to sell that fact that her and Peter belong together. Besides, the biggest thing that people are forgetting is that this is Spider-Man after all and Peter's gone through a laundry list of girlfriends in his history. Who says that MJ isn't just going to be forgotten about or written off in a few more years? Jacob Batalon as Peter's best friend Ned Leeds is still as hilarious as ever, this time coupled with Angourie Rice's Betty Brant in their on/off relationship throughout the film. Tony Revolori's casting as Flash Thompson doesn't bother me as much here as it did in Homecoming, but that's mainly because I doubt Marvel Studios has any plans to do with this character in this continuity like the comics have done over the last few decades and that's a good thing. I just can't help but see this iteration of Flash Thompson as Disney's Doug version of Roger Klotz, where he's the snobbish rich kid. Besides, Flash here is just as scrawny as Peter Parker. Why aren't the other kids bullying him and beating the shit out of him on a regular basis. There's nothing remotely "terrifying" about this kid in the least. I will admit one thing though. One thing that Spider-Man's cast of minor characters lacked was diversity and it's great to see that coming to fruition here. Jake Gyllenhaal's Mysterio/Quentin Beck was great here on both sides of the coin. During his heroic phase, I almost pegged him as a suitable replacement for Robert Downey Jr's Tony Stark/Ironman on his performance, especially when he was wearing the EDITH glasses. Holy shit, I think that dude missed his calling to play Ultimate universe Tony Stark in a few more years or something. That was borderline horrifying in terms of how much alike him and RDJ look and act like. As for Beck's "true" nature as this film's villain, Gyllenhaal delivered in that aspect too. I have absolutely no qualms about his performance as this character. Gyllenhaal helped bring Mysterio to life in this film masterfully. Marisa Tomei is still absolutely stunning and gorgeous as Aunt May Parker - a role I still feel like she's too hot to play. At the same time, I don't mind the change. Much like a lot of these castings for classic Spider-Man characters, it opens the door for new interpretations that I'm not opposed to seeing.

One thing I have to applaud Marvel Studios on. There wasn't any flashback material or any voice over content to remind us of Robert Downey Jr.'s Tony Stark/Ironman as the angel (or rather devil) on Peter Parker/Spider-Man's shoulder as his voice of reason. Tom Holland, or better yet Peter Parker/Spider-Man had to carry this film on their own and it was a great test to see how he would fare in this role. Let's not forget that the initial Ironman film isn't looked back on as very good either. It was "great" at the time, but would regarded as a "passable superhero origin story" now by today's standards.

Narrative


Nick Fury and Maria Hill stumble across Mysterio as a "visitor from the Multiverse" who is here to save our reality from the threat of the Elementals. I couldn't help but notice that each of the elementals were based off a theme from iconic Spider-Man villains from the comics - the Fire Elemental = Molten Man, the Water Elemental = Hydro-Man (Flash even makes a comment about the actual Hydro Man from the comics existing in this continuity), the Earth Elemental = Sandman, and the Air Elemental = Cyclone. So much of this film's publicity was marketed around the Multiverse being introduced here and this film ends up being a farce in the same vein as Ironman 2's marketing with The Mandarin. The similarities to Ironman 2 wouldn't stop there though as the bulk of this film has Peter struggling to live up to massive responsibilities that Tony Stark has left on his shoulders following his death to step up as the hero to step up in his place, much like how living up to Howard Stark's reputation haunted Tony Stark in that film.


Best exchange in this entire film. 
You can't fault Peter who just wants to go on vacation with his friends and just take a break from everything that he's had on his plate as of late, especially with his Avengers-related adventures from Captain America: Civil War to Spider-Man: Homecoming, Avengers: Infinity War and finally Avengers: Endgame prior to this film. The kid's been through a lot. He was snapped out of existence and then "blipped" back into reality a whopping FIVE years later with the bulk of his classmates. I can't blame the guy for wanting a break from everything and wanting to just relax for a bit.

For the record, I think that name "The Blip" was perfect for the event where everyone came back post-Snap. I busted out laughing so hard in the theater when they first said it and even more so from the stories from people when it happened. That's exactly how I figured it would happen. If Marvel Studios were smart, they would make a comedy one-off film, compiling all of these various reunions and stuff from the day of The Blip. This film proved that the Marvel Cinematic Universe doesn't have to take all of its continuity so damn serious all the damn time. It wouldn't hurt to have fun with making fun of it every now and then. Seriously, this is a cinematic universe that makes fun of itself with various pop culture references on a regular basis, so don't think they aren't going to have fun with this notion for the next few years.

My favorite ongoing joke throughout the film was how much Aunt May and Happy Hogan were hanging out and getting along with each other with Peter on the sidelines going "WTF?" from his facial expressions. It reminded me of that ongoing joke between Pokemon anime fans who are quick to point out how much Professor Oak is hanging around with Ash Ketchum's mom, Delia Ketchum, or they are at each other's house/lab when Ash happens to call home while on his many Pokemon-related adventures. At least here, Peter wasn't completely oblivious to it like Ash's dumb as rocks ass is all the time. The final moments of the film has Peter sitting them down and asking them both WTH is going on between them in comedic fashion. May states there's completely nothing going on between them as they are just really good friends while Hogan just looks mortified. Ouch, (Not so) Happy Hogan got friend zoned.

My major gripe with Mysterio was that I wasn't buying his act after like the second appearance/act of heroism. I was almost counting down that he wasn't who or what he said he was saying that he was to Fury and Hill. It just came off a bit too convenient at one point. This guy knows how to beat all of these Elementals when he said it destroyed his world when we're not told next to nothing else about him. It seemed like a well-written fan-fiction from what he was selling to Fury and Spider-Man. Truth be told, that's exactly what he was as a result of the think tank of former disgruntled Stark employees that he had aligned himself with. I thought that was rather cool twist on Mysterio's usual gimmick. They cranked his theatrical Hollywood movie maniac turned villain motif to eleven and gave him writers, tech experts, costume designers, and even optical illusion experts to craft everything under the sun that was needed to convince anyone to buy into his charade. I thought that was a nice addition to Mysterio's "gimmick" as I thought it was pretty nuts that he was doing all of these theatrics on his own in the comics. In the MCU, he has a whole team of disgruntled ex-Stark Industries employees backing him up. My only issue with that part of his backstory is that why did they have to tie yet another villain to Stark Industries, especially all of the D through Z tier minor characters who may have been in the background of these films for the last decade or so? I heard people complaining that the Vulture in Homecoming was an ex-Stark Industries employee too and you could not be further from the truth on that statement. Vulture/Adrian Toomes was running a salvaging company that was forced out of business by Damage Control (yeah that exists in the MCU). It is a government agency known as the U.S. Department of Damage Control (D.O.D.C.), a joint venture between Stark Industries and the United States government to clean up after the Battle of New York, an act which drives Adrian Toomes's salvaging company out of business and causes him to subsequently take the Vulture mantle. Spider-Man just ends up being the guy stuck with cleaning up Tony's messes with people who hates him and/or his company, which isn't that much of a stretch since Peter Parker was his protege.

There's a saving grace though with killing off Mysterio here. He doesn't even need to be alive to give Jake Gyllenhaal a reason to come back. Thanks to his colleagues' technology and mastery over illusions, he can reappear in future films as a hologram to continue to haunt Spider-Man/Peter Parker. I thought that aspect was a stroke of genius as you don't need to keep the real Mysterio alive but to make him a martyr like how he wanted to portray himself as when he took down the last Elemental.

We have to talk about how much Spider-Man's spider sense is downplayed in this film. Aunt May refers to it as his "Peter tingle" early on, but for the vast majority of the film, it seems to be nonexistent. I don't understand why that is since it was there when the Black Order first arrived on Earth in Infinity War as it made his hair stand on its end.


As much as I loved the extended sequence of illusions and mental imagery by Mysterio messing with Spidey's head, I thought they downplayed Peter's Spider Sense to the point that he didn't even have it until the plot demanded it. I get why they went that route since he technically didn't have that ability in Homecoming, but showed signs of it manifesting in Infinity War to a certain degree as shown above.

In Spider-Man: The Animated Series, Spidey instantly saw through Mysterio's deceptions and illusions after realizing that the pending danger wasn't triggering his Spider Sense. After that, it was only a matter of sorting out the illusions from the robotic props and obstacles. Spidey would deal with Mysterio in a similar manner in The Spectacular Spider-Man animated series.

We something similar here in the film's climax, but there wasn't any real drama to it. Peter just like flipped a switch internally and he was able to navigate through Mysterio's bullshit without question when he was stumbling and struggling to deal with it previously. I will give Marvel Studios credit to making his illusions and holograms have physical threats to them with the assistance of his robotic drones. I just felt like the element of discovering and mastering this ability over the course of the film was lost here and it came across as much of a plot device as the Sword of Omens in every single episode of Thundercats (original version) when a problem arose and they needed a magical solution to everything under the sun. (Laughs) She-Ra's Power Sword was just as fucking bad in her original series too.

(Sighs) As much as I loved the final climax between Spidey and Mysterio, I wish the MCU put more effort into developing Spidey's Spider Sense. 

Where Do We Go From Here? (Pure Speculation on Phase 4 and Below)

Holy shit, J.K. Simmons is back as J. Jonah Jameson!!??
At this stage, there's a ton of rumors floating around about where the Marvel Cinematic Universe is going to go next. With the two major revelations or rather bombshells dropped in the film's two credits teasers, I can safely assume that Spider-Man is going to be focal point of the MCU going forward - at least until the Sony/Marvel Studios deal falls through if you believe the rumor mill as of late.

From what I have read among the rumors and alleged leaks, the line-up for Phase 4 is the following: Captain Marvel 2, Black Panther 2, Doctor Strange 2, The Eternals, Shang-Chi, Asgardians Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 3, and possibly another Spider-Man: Homecoming sequel. The big rumor that I heard about was that there's not going to be one major big bad like Thanos this time around. Instead, there's going to be an Earth-based threat, namely Norman Osborn, to challenge the Earth-based heroes while the galactic/interstellar heroes deal with another threat in the cosmos, Galactus. This would split the focus between Earth and space conflicts and end the phase without a big Avengers team-up. To be honest, I would be perfectly fine with that. Cool the jets a bit after Avengers: Endgame for a few years and allow everyone to come down from that emotional high point. Let's be realistic here - no matter how you felt about Endgame, whether you loved or absolutely hated it, it was a master class feat of cinematic history, bringing all of those characters together for two films back to back with Infinity War and Endgame. Expectations are at an all-time high of what's next for the MCU and how they are going to top that. I get people that people want to see them continuing to raise the stakes and push the envelope on how far that they can take these films, but every now and then we need stories like this to cool things down a bit and bring the emotions back down to Earth.

I'm speaking for myself when I say that I don't need a whooping scale of that magnitude in every Marvel Cinematic Universe film. Why? Because the comics aren't like that. All of the heroes have their own adventures to take part in and individual narratives to tell. We can have everyone join forces again down the road. What's important is to establish that they all have friends and allies to call on if they need it - with the keyword on IF.

For the record, I thought Far From Home did a good job explaining the lack of Avengers to aid Peter with this situation with Mysterio. Following the Snap, most of the Avengers were either off-world or dealing with the aftermaths of that dilemma. With (mostly) everyone back following the Blip, there's even more problems to deal with following the five year gap, so I would like to think that everyone would have their hands full in terms of dealing with every crisis that pops up, both on Earth and off world. Let's not forget what Captain Marvel said in Endgame, "Not every planet has Avengers, y'know..." Spider-Man just happened to be the closest one in the vicinity to deal with Mysterio and the Elementals when Nick Fury came calling. On top of that, Mysterio went to great lengths to contain the crisis in just Europe and blackout most technology (with EDITH of course) from any interference.

From the route that they are heading, I think that Peter Parker's secret identity being blown isn't a big deal at all when majority of the Avengers' secret identities were already public knowledge after exposing HYDRA to be operating within SHIELD. On top of that, revealing that the real Nick Fury isn't on Earth, but has been operating in space while the Skrulls, Talos (the same one from Captain Marvel)and Soren fills in for him and Maria Hill makes it even easier to remedy that situation. You can easily say that there's a shape-shifter in their mists (while not exposing the post-Snap/Blip world to the Skrulls) and clear Spider-Man's name that way. It would be the perfect excuse to introduce the Chameleon into the MCU in some capacity. J. Jonah Jameson's big expose on Spider-Man's identity would make him hate the Wall-Crawler even more if it's revealed that his big scoop was bogus. Speaking of Jameson, let's give J.K. Simmons a round of applause for coming back to reprise the character that he was born to play in BOTH instances of the character to date in film.

Since the "real" Nick Fury is in space with the Skrulls, then it's safe to assume that he's hard at work, establishing a base and a wealth of resources to bring SWORD to the MCU. I wanted to see this appear in Agents of SHIELD a few seasons ago, but it makes sense to do so here to have Earth prepared for any further extra-terrestrial threats like Thanos again. Talos and Soren's reveals helped fill in the plot hole about why Fury was so trusting of Mysterio when Fury has a habit (or rather reputation) of questioning everything and everyone around him. He said it himself in Captain America: The Winter Soldier, he doesn't fully trust anyone. If the real Fury was in charge, he would have seen through Fury's bullshit a mile away. Double goes for Maria Hill too. Several writers for Marvel Studios have come out and said publicly that the "real" Fury was there for Tony Stark's funeral in Endgame, but I have a feeling that the real Fury and Hill haven't been on Earth since the end of Age of Ultron. Talos and Soren probably were the ones who got dusted after the Snap and that's why Captain Marvel was so adamant about coming straight back to Earth to help deal with Thanos, especially with her extended time away from Earth working with the Skrulls for the better part of two decades, according to their timeline.

This is merely speculation at this point, but if Tony Stark really wanted Peter Parker to be his successor then they could fast track him into starting Parker Industries like in the comics. After Otto Octavius took over his body in the infamous Superior Spider-Man storyline and Peter Parker regained control over his mind and body, he was left with this newfound business endeavor, thanks to Doc Ock's machinations to be a better Spider-Man than Peter Parker. The MCU version could see Parker gain the same notoriety and fame that Tony Stark did after exposing himself as Ironman and Stark Industries can seek out to help clean up his image since he's still an Avenger and one of their own. Besides, who else is going to run Tony's businesses after it's clear that Gwyneth Paltrow is done with the MCU as well following Robert Downey Jr.'s departure in Endgame? It would be a great position for Tom Holland's Peter Parker/Spider-Man and Marisa Tomei's Aunt May to fall into going forward. She's already got the connection and onscreen chemistry with Jon Favreau's Happy Hogan. It would be a stretch to establish but I would totally buy into it. Once again, everything in the MCU doesn't have to be completely copy and paste with the comics. Besides, Holland is going to age out of looking like a teen sooner more than later like most actors (look at the kids from Stranger Things) so it would be a great idea to start thinking towards his college years and better yet, his adolescent years. If they really are going to introduce Norman Osborn into the MCU, then Osborn's OsCorp would be the perfect rival company to challenge Peter Parker taking on the enormous task of either being in charge of Stark's assets and resources or in charge of his own multi-billion dollar corporation. Alternatively, that could be a thorn in MCU's plans as they could want to market Spidey off his ability to draw in younger fans from being to identify with him, but I could easily see that Sony wants to go that route with Miles Morales with their sequel(s) and/or spin-offs to Enter the Spider-Verse while Marvel Studios goes their own route with his stories, much like the comics currently.  

Even though the film is a far cry from the emotional rollercoaster that was Infinity War and Endgame, Far From Home has a few great laughs and moments that is worth a few high-fives all round to close out Phase 3 of the MCU. 

Watch It or Don't Bother?

Watch it, but don't go out of your way to do so, especially if you got caught up in the prerelease marketing about the multiverse and all of that being teased. You would be setting yourself up to be disappointed by the time the credits roll, especially if you're going into this film expecting to be blown away in the same vein and manner as Avengers: Endgame. That being said, I enjoyed this film for the most part, even though Mysterio's "true identity" was easy enough to see coming, but the ending teasers made up for it in a sense.

WWE Extreme Rules (July 14, 2019) -- Results & Afterthoughts



Extreme Rules (2019) was a professional wrestling pay-per-view and WWE Network event produced by WWE for their Raw, SmackDown, and 205 Live brands. It took place on July 14, 2019, at the Wells Fargo Center in Philadelphia, Pennsylvania. It was the eleventh event under the Extreme Rules chronology.

The card comprised thirteen matches, including two on the pre-show. In an impromptu main event, Brock Lesnar cashed in his Money in the Bank contract on Seth Rollins to win the Universal Championship for a record third time, right after Rollins and Raw Women's Champion Becky Lynch had retained their respective titles against Baron Corbin and Lacey Evans in a Last Chance Winners Take All Extreme Rules mixed tag team match. In other prominent matches, Kofi Kingston retained the WWE Championship against Samoa Joe, AJ Styles defeated Ricochet to win his third United States Championship, The New Day's Big E and Xavier Woodsdefeated Heavy Machinery (Otis and Tucker) and former champions Daniel Bryan and Rowan to win the SmackDown Tag Team Championship for a record-tying fourth-time, and The Undertaker and Roman Reigns defeated Shane McMahon and Drew McIntyre in a No Holds Barred tag team match in the opening bout.




Note: I know some of these matches are out of order, but I'm writing this out from memory. So you have my apologies in that aspect. 


Kick-Off Show: WWE Intercontinental Championship Match
Shinsuke Nakamura def. Finn Bálor



Kick-Off Show: WWE Cruiserweight Championship Match
Drew Gulak (c) def. Tony Nese



Roman Reigns & The Undertaker def. Drew McIntyre & Shane McMahon


I was surprised at first that they would open the show with The Undertaker, but after I thought about it more, I guess he didn't want to have the anxiety and pressure of having a dud of match close the show again like he did on the last Saudi show with Goldberg. This match played out very well. They played it smart and to Taker's limitations as they cut him off while allowing Roman to do most of the heavy lifting until they needed Taker to do his trademark spots.

Outside of that spot towards the end where Taker struggled to get Shane up for the Tombstone, I thought this was an excellent performance for Taker. If they are going to do Taker versus Drew next, then I'm all for it if he wants to do the honors and get McIntyre over to the next level. The rumor mill AKA dirtsheets are saying that Taker wants to do that match for WrestleMania next year, but I can't see WWE waiting that long. From the teases in this match right here, I can easily see this being a marquee match on the upcoming Summerslam card.


RAW Tag Team Championship Match
The Revival (c) def. The Usos


I can't complain when it comes to these two teams squaring off. I would have been happy with either team going over here. I have to wonder if The Revival are actually going to renew their contracts or not when their deals are up. It seems like WWE are bending over backwards to try to make them happy in the meantime. As for the Usos, they seem to be "on lock" (no pun intended) for a very long time with WWE and I don't blame them.


2-on-1 Handicap Match for SmackDown! Women's Championship - Bayley (c) def. Nikki Cross and Alexa Bliss


The majority of this match was fucking boring. This would have fared better on the preshow/kick-off or better yet, on Monday Night RAW tomorrow night. The biggest takeaway here is that Bliss wasn't pinned, so she could easily point the blame on her so-called best friend and have her own agenda in terms of a rematch. I really liked the double submission spot towards the end, with the callback to Sasha Banks' Banks Statement applied on Bliss with the leglock on Nikki.

Wrestling With Wregret brought up an excellent question on Twitter during the show that I didn't realize until now.

Even when Ronda Rousey was on the warpath last year, Bliss got beat but she never wasn't written off nor portrayed weak even while injured. That's something I didn't think much of until now. After some of the stuff that shed light upon about Bliss in her WWE 24 special, I can't help but suspect that there's a bit of favoritism for her over a lot of the other women in the company. This is looking like the AJ Lee situation all over again.


Aleister Black def. Cesaro


This was essentially a rematch from their days in the wXw promotion in the United Kingdom roughly ten years ago when they were still going by their Tommy End and Claudio Castagnoli names in their pre-WWE tenures. Call me biased, but I thought this was the best match on this entire show from bell to bell. The right man won clean, but it still brings up a glaring question. WHY THE FUCK ISN'T CESARO POSITIONED AS A MAIN EVENT TALENT IN THIS COMPANY???!!!

Don't give me that brass ring quote from Vince McMahon on the Stone Cold podcast either. This dude has grabbed every brass ring that this company has waved in front of him, making shitty gimmicks and partnerships into chicken salad on a regular basis. This guy busted his teeth out for this company and came back to work the next week without taking time off, looking for more. His wife works there and it's obvious that he's not going anywhere, but toss the man a bone. There's nothing to lose on taking a chance on this guy.


Braun Strowman def. Bobby Lashley


I'm usually not a fan of big man matches, but this was actually better than I thought it was going to be starting off. The brawling around the arena was a bit hit or miss, but I enjoyed this match for the most part. I couldn't help but laugh at the finish where Braun Strowman did his best impression of the Kool-Aid Man bursting out of that box that they both fell into. This seemed like something out of the same vein of Matanza Cueto and Mil Muertes' first collison, but I'm glad that Strowman emerged as the winner. WWE damaged that dude's street cred enough over the past year and it's long overdue that they remedied that. He's not as far gone as someone like Ziggler, so there's hope to redeem him in the eyes of the fans. Lashley can easily shake off this loss too, but I honestly can see him leaving WWE again once his contract expires if he doesn't get that match with Lesnar that he essentially came back for.


WWE Championship Match
Kofi Kingston (c) def. Samoa Joe


If I was Samoa Joe, I would be just like Dean Ambrose/Jon Moxley, counting down the days when my contract expires. It's painfully obvious that this company has remotely no idea how to use this guy. This loss makes a whooping record of EIGHT WWE Universal and WWE Championship challenges that he's failed to capitalize on in losing efforts. It's the same song and dance - Joe talks a strong game but ultimately drops the ball when it matters most. Not to mention that WWE has made his submission hold pretty much laughable at this point. The only Samoan named Joe that they are firmly behind making a main eventer is Roman Reigns and you can easily BELIEVE THAT.

As for Kofi's WWE title reign, I'm not going to knock WWE's booking of Kofi as a legitimate threat. They've done an excellent job since WrestleMania giving him a lot of convincing wins against everyone lined up in his way. My major issue with him is he's just damn fucking boring in this role. Everyone was firmly behind him in support when he was in the chase going into WrestleMania as no one didn't think that WWE was going to actually put the title on him in the first place or consider him at all. It was a happy accident from Mustafa Ali's unfortunate injury that led to that turn of events. I'm happy to see one of my own kind win it big in WWE, but let's all be real here - the honeymoon is over. People aren't clamouring to see Kofi Kingston as champion nor are they filling up the arenas as a result. That could be said for all three of the top main eventers of the company right now, actually, but Kofi is the eye sore that sticks out more than the rest.



United States Championship Match
AJ Styles (w/ Luke Gallows & Karl Anderson) def. Ricochet (c)


Great match and excellent use of the Club at ringside here. They didn't come off as the crutch that Styles needed to win, but gave Styles the sprinkle of heel heat he needed to make this turn convincing. Besides, Ricochet didn't need the belt at this point. It's better to have him in the chase.


Triple Threat Match for SmackDown! Tag Team Championships
The New Day (Big E and Xavier Woods) def. Heavy Machinery and Daniel Bryan & Erick Rowen (c)


When commentary pointed out that New Day could be walking out of this PPV with all of the gold, I should have foreseen that they would have won this match. Nonetheless, it still pissed me off. WWE has so many great tag teams signed, especially some called up from NXT that they have been doing absolutely jackshit with outside of comedy segments, but they flock to the tired-and-true New Day gimmick as the ones who need to carry the gold. I'm not knocking the New Day's ability in the ring as all three of them are gifted athletes, but c'mon. Give someone else a chance to establish themselves in this tag division. At this point, New Day should be putting over other teams like the Usos have been doing on occasion. Heavy Machinery shouldn't get the gold right off the bat either, but I wouldn't have minded seeing Daniel Bryan and Erick Rowen hold the belts for a bit longer. You would think that Bryan would want to stick in a tag team a bit longer to work easier on his body.


Kevin Owens def. Dolph Ziggler in a squash


I thought I was going to be able to get a bathroom break at this point, but as soon as I stood up this match was over. After laughing hysterically about it, I came to the conclusion that this is exactly how Ziggler should be used at this stage of the game. He's too stupid to realize that his worth has been squandered in this company, yet renewed his contract, so let him lay in the bed of nails that he made for himself. I'm fed up with feeling sorry for him at this point. If WWE wants to continue the course with this rebel-type direction for Kevin Owens then I'm all for it. It worked for Becky Lynch last year, so I don't see the problem with it here. Just pick up the breadcrumbs where CM Punk left off about challenging the Authority at every turn and pointing out their bullshit and he'll EASILY keep people eating out of his hands with this babyface/tweener turn.


Winner Takes All - No Holds Barred Tag Team Match
WWE Universal Champion Seth Rollins (c) and RAW Women's Champion Becky Lynch (c) def. Baron Corbin and Lacey Evans to retain


Before I proceed to shit on this match, I want to applaud the production values in that video package to highlight the feud that led into this match. That was some of WWE's best work there on display. Say what you will about the company as a whole, but when they want to sell you these big matches like a big deal, there's no one else who does it better - outside of maybe UFC or New Japan...

I thought the vast majority of this match was a waste of time as we've seen all four of these individuals butt heads in matches for what seemed like an eternity in the months and weeks following WrestleMania. This was just more of the same with the Extreme Rules stipulation attached. It got to a point where I just drowned the commentary team out of my mind in terms of listening to them ATTEMPT to explain the rules of this match when there's no rules in an Extreme Rules match.

Even though they tried to sell the narrative that men couldn't attack the women and vice versa, I applaud Becky Lynch for selling the shit out of that End of Days towards the end of the match. She took that better than most of the guys do. Of course that set off Rollins quicker than Krillin's death at the hands of Frieza in Dragon Ball Z and he hit a whooping THREE Curb Stomps on Corbin to pick up the victory for his team.


Brock Lesnar cashes in Money in the Bank and defeats Seth Rollins to become the NEW WWE Universal Champion for the third time


(Laughs) I'm not even mad to be quite honest. At this point, it was obvious that it was beneath Brock to go after Kofi's championship, especially after how WWE made a big deal about this was the first time that the New Day would all have championship gold. We all knew that would've went down just like Beast in the East if Brock came fishing for the New Day's titles. On top of that, WWE dodged the bullet on the least likely scenario of having the fans turn on them in that situation anyway.

At the same time, I absolutely LOVE Bryan Alvarez's proposed idea that he pitched for how Seth Rollins and Becky Lynch could have fought off Brock's cash-in together while simultaneously getting both of them over as megastars. Such a missed opportunity in that regard.

At the end of the day, Brock caught Rollins with his pants down and capitalized on his shortcomings. It's as simple as that. I'm just curious to see where they go with this from here.

30 Things of Stuff I Like: #6 - Zone of the Enders (series)



Zone of the Enders is a video game franchise created by Hideo Kojima and Konami. The original Zone of the Enders was developed for the launch of the PlayStation 2, which has so far spawned a sequel, a Game Boy Advance side-story, an original video animation, and a twenty-six episode anime television series.






Setting


The Zone of the Enders series is set in the late 22nd century. Mankind has colonized Mars, and space colonies are also set up in orbit around Jupiter. Fueling this expansion are two scientific advances: the development of the Laborious Extra-Orbital Vehicle, or LEV, a mecha used for labor and military use, and the discovery of Metatron, a high-energy ore found on Callisto.

However, those in power on Earth begin to take a dim view of the colonists of Mars and Jupiter, calling them "Enders", and imposing harsh and exploitive laws and taxes against them. Eventually, different groups on Mars begin to rise up in opposition to Earth, the most well known of these called BAHRAM. A new weapon given to these rebels is the Orbital Frame, essentially a Real Robot which makes extensive use of Metatron-based technology. These Orbital Frames come to shape the destiny of Earth and its colonies, for both good and evil.




Plot


Throughout the Zone of the Enders series, a number of themes and dramatic devices show up prominently. The story usually revolves around two specific Orbital Frames: Jehuty and Anubis, created as the two "keys" of a superweapon called Aumaan. In the first game, BAHRAM forces attack Jupiter's colony Antilia to secure the two Frames, killing several civilians in the process. One of the few survivors, Leo Stenbuck, finds Jehuty and uses it to stop the BAHRAM soldiers. Leo is then hired by the Space Force to deliver Jehuty back to their ship. On his way to the Space Force, Leo rescues several civilians; and often talks with Jehuty's artificial intelligence, A.D.A., regarding the value of life. When succeeding, Leo is once again requested to work for the Space Force to protect the colony from another terrorist attack. Although Leo succeeds in saving the colony, he is saddened by the revelation that A.D.A. is programmed to self-destruct Jehuty in BAHRAM's fortress Aumann. Shortly before the release of the sequel, Konami released a sidestory that explores Leo training in the Space Force and hiding Jehuty.

The sequel, Zone of the Enders: The 2nd Runner, is set two years after the first game. The story introduces the player to an ex-BAHRAM operative named Dingo Egret, who stumbles upon the hidden Jehuty. BAHRAM soon finds Dingo; Nohman, the leader of BAHRAM, wishes to have Dingo back on his side. Dingo's reluctance to go back to BAHRAM results in Nohman shooting him. However, Nohman's underling, Ken Marinaris, saves Dingo's life by connecting his body to Jehuty and requests his help to defeat him. Dingo agrees to defeat Nohman after learning from Leo that Jehuty will self-destruct in Aumann. Dingo joins with Leo and the Space Force to defeat the BAHRAM forces. In Aumann, Dingo defeats Nohman and Anubis and then uses the remains of the two Frames to stop Aumann.




Games


Zone of the Enders (2001)


The first game in the series, details the story of a boy named Leo Stenbuck, a colonist from Jupiter who accidentally finds himself piloting the Orbital Frame Jehuty.

Admittedly, I liked this game back when it first came out, but all of the redundant missions and side-missions keep me from revisiting it when it was re-released as part of the HD Collection. That being said though, the boss battles are just as good here as they are in the sequel.


Zone of the Enders: The Fist of Mars (2001)


This is a side-story released for the Game Boy Advance, about a conspiracy involving the construction of Orbital Frames for Earth. The protagonist, a young man named Cage Midwell, finds himself getting involved with a resistance organization known as BIS.

This is the only entry in the series where I haven't played. 


Zone of the Enders: The 2nd Runner (2003)


A new pilot, Dingo Egret, finds Jehuty on the Moon of Callisto two years after the events of the first game and travels to the superweapon Aumaan in order to defeat Colonel Nohman of the BAHRAM army, who pilots Jehuty's sister craft, Anubis.

Arguably the best game in the series that took everything good about the original and dialed it up to eleven while eliminating everything that made the original a drag to play at times. This game holds up the test of time with all of it's re-releases, whether you're playing the PS2 original, the HD re-release as part of the HD Collection, or even it's most recent re-release on PS4.


Zone of the Enders HD Collection (2012)



At E3 2011, Konami announced a re-release of Zone of the Enders and Zone of the Enders: The 2nd Runner on the PlayStation 3 and Xbox 360. It includes updated interfaces for the HD resolutions, redrawn art, Trophy/Achievement support, improved audio and rumble support. It includes a demo for Metal Gear Rising: Revengeance, mirroring the first game's inclusion of the Metal Gear Solid 2: Sons of Liberty demo. A PlayStation Vita version was announced but was later cancelled. At an event in May 2012, the HD Collection was given a release date in Japan for October 25. At the same event, Kojima confirmed that work on the next installment in the Zone of the Enders series had begun.

Future?


Since 2008, Zone of the Enders 3 has been in concept development by Hideo Kojima, but was kept away from game development until all the big titles were completed. On May 25, 2012, Kojima confirmed that work on the next installment in the Zone of the Enders series had begun. However, the project was cancelled after Kojima Productions acknowledged issues within the HD Collection.



At Tokyo Game Show 2017, Zone of the Enders: The 2nd Runner M∀RS was announced, featuring enhanced graphics, 4K resolution support, VR headset support, new sound design and “next-gen surround sound”. The title released September 2018 for PlayStation 4 and Microsoft Windows. 




Anime

Zone of the Enders: 2167 Idolo



Zone of the Enders: 2167 Idolo (released 21 February 2001) is a prequel for the entire series, telling the story of Radium Lavans, the pilot of the first Orbital Frame.

I'm surprised that this movie in its entirety has been up on YouTube for at least 6+ years now without being taken down in both English and Japanese languages. I'm sure that video will get taken down once more eyeballs are on it since I linked it to this post.


Zone of the Enders: Dolores, i (Full Series Playlist)


Zone of the Enders: Dolores, i (released April to September 2001) is a followup to Idolo, following the exploits of James Links, an alcoholic trucker, who, while trying to reunite with his estranged family, discovers an Orbital Frame hidden in one of his shipping containers. The frame, calling itself Dolores, seems to consider James her prince.

I actually owned the ENTIRE box set of this (bundled with Idolo) at one point of my fandom while I was in college. One of the last disks was damaged so I never got to see the finale. I ended up selling it when I needed some cash at the time. If you're a fan of the Gundam franchise, then you would easily find something to like about 26 episode series. Dolores is a bit child-like at times in terms of her AI behavior but grows as the mystery surrounding her creation is revealed throughout the series. FYI the film is a direct follow-up to the events in Idolo



Why do I love this series so much?


Hideo Kojima proved to me that he wasn't an one trick pony in regard of his success with the Metal Gear series. He created a giant mecha adventure that was just as amazing to watch it's narrative and secrets unfold as it was fun to play. I know Kojima and Konami have parted ways since Metal Gear Solid V, but I wouldn't mind Konami allowing him to develop another sequel in the series under the Kojima Productions umbrella. I know that he has his full with Death Stranding right around the corner this fall, but I wouldn't mind some new Zone of the Enders in my life either.

I have a yearly tradition to replay 2nd Runner in its entirety from start to finish and it never gets old.The gameplay sticks with me after all of these years - from the PlayStation 2 original, the HD release on Xbox 360 and PlayStation 3, and finally the PlayStation 4 re-release. I still regard it as my favorite giant mecha game of all-time in terms of it's fluid gameplay alone. The anime-style narrative is just the icing on the cake with all of it's unforgettable characters.

Besides, I can never get enough of hearing Kiss Me Sunlights or Beyond the Bounds.





AEW Fyter Fest (June 29. 2019) -- Results & Afterthoughts



Fyter Fest was a professional wrestling event promoted by All Elite Wrestling (AEW). This was the second event under the AEW banner and took place on June 29, 2019, at Ocean Center in Daytona Beach, Florida alongside the Community Effort Orlando (CEO) fighting game event. The name of the event is a parody of the fraudulent Fyre Festival. The event aired for free on the B/R Live streaming service.

The card comprised nine matches, including three on the Buy In pre-show. In the main event, Jon Moxley defeated Joey Janela in a non-sanctioned match. Other prominent matches saw The Elite (Kenny Omega, Matt Jackson and Nick Jackson) defeated Lucha Brothers (Pentagón Jr. and Rey Fénix) and Laredo Kid in a six-man tag team match.


Results

The Buy-In (Pre-Show)


Best Friends (Chuck Taylor and Trent Beretta) defeated SoCal Uncensored (Scorpio Sky and Frankie Kazarian) and Private Party (Isiah Kassidy and Marq Quen) Three-way tag team match
To advance to All Out for an opportunity at a first round bye in the AEW World Tag Team Championship tournament

At first glance, I had Private Party pegged as another Cryme Tyme clone like WWE/NXT's Street Profits, but they definitely made me into believers here.

A lot of this match was great to watch, but I felt that the wrong team won here. Private Party definitely won over this crowd and it seemed like the air left the building when they didn't pick up the win after all of those near-falls and big spots. It just ultimately felt like a huge waste of time where they didn't put over the new blood here.


Allie defeated Leva Bates (with Peter Avalon)


This "Librarian" gimmick died on arrival here for Leva Bates and Peter Avalon, despite the fact that Bates pretty much had her ass hanging out on that skirt/shorts which she was wearing. Nothing much else to write home about this match that it was what you've come to expect from Allie's performances in Impact Wrestling.


Michael Nakazawa defeated Alex Jebailey Hardcore match


I honestly don't get what's the big deal about the Naka-Naka-Nakazawa guy and why he's pouring baby oil on himself as if he's Street Fighter IV's Hakan, but this match was stupid from bell to bell. I did chuckle a bit at Justin Wong at ringside handing off a tournament edition arcade stick to use as a foreign object, but at the same time, it's even more moronic when you know how much those things run for at retail ($149 to $249+ easy). I could hear the silent screams of the Super Smash Bros. Melee fans watching in terror at them using a Gamecube controller as a weapon as well. Those things aren't easy to come by either, especially brand new as the years roll on.

Truth be told, this is a rematch of the match they were supposed to have last year when Jebailey got injured training for the match prior to last year's CEO fighting game event when Kenny Omega brought his entourage down to play from New Japan for a wrestling show as part of the event. There wasn't much press about that event last year because AEW's name wasn't attached to it.

Main Show:


Cima defeated Christopher Daniels


As the first match of the "main show", I definitely thought this match delivered in a lot of aspects by playing off Daniels and Cima's strengths. Like I said in my Double or Nothing write-up, it's great to see these guys facing off again after what seems like forever from their time in Ring of Honor.


Riho defeated Yuka Sakazaki and Nyla Rose

Yuka's lucky she didn't get decapitated off the whiplash there. Besides that, why the fuck this wasn't the damn finish?

The bulk of this match did wonders establishing Nyla Rose as a wrecking machine. As impressive as that Diving Knee Drop (Andre the Giant style) over the rope hung Yuka Sakazaki was, I felt that move was a massive waste if it wasn't the finish, despite how impressive it was. Much like the triple threat tag team opener, I felt that the wrong person won here. Riho stealing the win killed any sort of momentum that Nyla Rose had going as a monster. She essentially did all of that heavy lifting and tossing these girls around like lawn furniture for nothing here. I don't want to discredit Riho and Yuka here, but they should have been cannon fodder to establishing Rose as the massive obstacle in the way of anyone - namely Dr. Britt Baker (who they are obviously marketing/establishing as their top babyface female) - gunning for the AEW Women's Championship (whenever they crown the first champion).

By the way, Nyla Rose was allegedly wearing ring gear inspired by Killer Instinct's Black Orchid. I honestly didn't notice that until I saw the photos online, but whatever.


Adam Page defeated Jimmy Havoc, Jungle Boy (with Luchasaurus), and MJF




For the second show in a row, MJF is the star here. That heel promo that he cut on this crowd was hilarious and one of the best things on this show bar none.

Every time I hear of Jungle Boy I think of the Johnny Bravo cartoon character of the same name.

Jimmy Havoc and Jungle Boy just come off as career midcarders in the presence of Adam Page and MJF. This company would be insane not to be pushing these two guys as their top "young" talent over the established ex-WWE talent and "indie darlings" that are running this place. You have gold with MJF. DO NOT SQUANDER IT.




This match was okay, but business didn't pick up until MJF and Adam Page squared off towards the end. There were a few fun spots with Jungle Boy (with the occasional assist from Luchasaurus) and Jimmy Havoc, but this was both MJF and Adam Page's time to shine. I didn't doubt that Page was going to win here, especially when he is set to face Chris Jericho to crown the first AEW World Champion at their next PPV.


Cody Rhodes (with Brandi Rhodes) and Darby Allin fought to a time limit draw

That was absolutely moronic.

At first glance, Darby Allin looks like some kid trying to cosplay Jack Skullington from The Nightmare Before Christmas crossed with your typical Create-A-Wrestler found in WWE games and most e-federations. I thought the idea of Cody Rhodes having a competitive match against this scrawny kid was comical on paper. Who the fuck actually knew who this guy was before this show? I would love to see the poll results from that question. To his credit though, he made me a believer by the end of their 20 minute draw. Someone needs to pull Allin aside and tell him to lay off a bit on those stupid spots. The Jimmy Snuka sell between the ropes down to the bump at ringside didn't look fun at all and he's lucky that he wasn't hurt off that. If that wasn't bad enough, that Coffin Drop (trust fall backwards from the top rope) onto the CORNER of the ring apron was absolutely moronic.

I don't care who you are, but it's just plain stupid to be taking unprotected chair shots to the head in 2019.



As for the chair shot from Shawn Spears in the post-match segment that seems to be the talk of the town, I'll weigh in briefly about that. The stupidest thing I saw about that was Cody didn't even bother to put his hands up to protect himself. I know they wanted to make it look "legit" without that, but in this day and age when we know about the horrors of how damaging concussions are to the brain, there's absolutely no reason to be taking unprotected chair shots, even if the chair was "gimmicked" as how the Young Bucks put it. Watching live, I thought Cody was legitimately hurt when the back of his head started pouring out with blood like a fountain. It didn't help that everyone emptied out from the locker room to check on him. That was a scary scene and it didn't need to look


The Elite (Kenny Omega, Matt Jackson and Nick Jackson) defeated Lucha Brothers (Pentagón Jr. and Rey Fénix) and Laredo Kid 



The Young Bucks came out dressed as Street Fighter's Ryu and Ken, while Kenny Omega, dressed as Akuma, came out and hit a Raging Demon on some random fan who was there as part of their entrance.

I knew what to expect from Laredo Kid from seeing his matches on MLW in his few appearances there, but for as cool and amazing a lot of the action in this match was, I hate to say that match was just all moves and no narrative outside of garnering cheap pops from this niche crowd.

Surprised to see Fenix doing this spot again after almost breaking his neck doing it on Impact Wrestling's last PPV. 

Jim Cornette would've lost his mind if he actually saw this spot and didn't fast forward past it.


I wanted to slap everyone in the ring after that Hadoken spot though. Just no. Leave that shit for house shows and the indie feds that don't have a major television deal coming up. Seeing stuff like that just makes me continue to question exactly how serious are Omega and the Bucks when it comes to how big of a deal this is going to be.


Jon Moxley defeated Joey Janela in a Non-sanctioned match


Here's my problem with this match right off the bat. Commentary was attempting to sell the fact that AEW wants nothing to do with this "non-sanctioned match" and these fools got full entrances and pyro. That completely contradicted what they said a few minutes prior to that. If AEW didn't sanction that match and didn't care then Moxley and Janela would be fighting in a barn somewhere in Buttfuck, Indiana (laughs) with someone filming this shit on their phone like this was the Final Deletion or some shit.

As for the match itself, it's that typical hardcore craziness in same vein as Jimmy Havoc, Sami Callihan, and most of the guys in CZW have made popular over the last few years. I'm glad there weren't any light tubes or any of that nonsense, but they enough going on here to entertain those interested in this style of match. It's not necessarily my cup of tea, but to each his/her own I guess.

The show ended with Kenny Omega returning the favor to Moxley following his attack on him during the closing moments of Double or Nothing. Moxley took a ton of punishment here, which makes me think that Omega and Moxley's match won't be a standard one-on-one match, but with a hardcore stipulation of some kind, even though I think their first encounter would benefit without one. 


Closing Thoughts


I've seen tons of people tear into this show and heard podcasts either do the same or attempt to defend what we saw here. I have an unique standing in this conversation as I come from both sides of the spectrum. As a fighting game fan and on/off again member of the FGC (fighting game community), I thought this was pretty cool of Community Effort Orlando (CEO) to host this event in tandem with AEW. At the same time, I think no one would have cared about this if AEW's name wasn't attached. Like I mentioned earlier in this write-up, Kenny Omega dragged several of his friends and colleagues along from New Japan last year to run a similar special wrestling event for the CEO crowd. There wasn't much press about it then either as it was catered specifically for the niche fighting game crowd. That was majority the problem here. AEW set up Fyter Fest to cater to this specific crowd and didn't factor in that they would have more eyeballs on this product, namely the masses who don't play nor follow the fighting game community nor it's competitive scene(s). That being said, a lot of the insider jokes and references were lost on the "outsiders" looking in.

As a wrestling fan though, a lot of this still came off looking stupid to me and gave off that impression of "a tale of two cities" in terms of booking. Once again, we have the glaring issue where the stuff on the pre-show/Buy-In are turning off any potential new fans looking to give their product a chance before even the main show gets rolling. It shouldn't be this way. I'm not saying that everything on the pre-show should be 5 star matches, but at least think this stuff out and have someone in charge to filter this stuff and go "that's fucking stupid" and tell some of these people not to even tarnish their product with this right off the bat. I thought AEW were priding themselves off the fact that they aren't WWE with the cheesy comedy bits and cringe-worthy matches. At this rate, I beg to differ from what I have seen on the Buy-In cards for both Double or Nothing and Fyter Fest is that they leave a lot to be desired. If AEW thinks that garbage wrestling is going to set the wrestling world on fire then they are going to get a rude awakening when their weekly television deal kicks in this fall. I beg AEW to take this constructive criticism as not as a knock but as feedback to know what NOT to do when it truly counts. Otherwise, this thing is going to die quicker than Global Force Gold...

FLASHBACK FRIDAY - My Top 3 Mysterio Appearances in Spider-Man Cartoons



Spider-Man: Far From Home is the hot topic of the week with it's release on Tuesday, especially since the film features the first appearance of Mysterio in the Marvel Cinematic Universe.

With Mysterio's first appearance in the MCU, I thought it would cool to revisit some of my favorite animated appearances of this Spider-Man villain. We could do a deep dive on great Mysterio moments from the comics, but Marvel has published a great article covering that a few months ago that's worth a look.





Comic Book Origin





Debuting in The Amazing Spider-Man #13, Mysterio is Quentin Beck, a special effects wizard and stunt man working for a major Hollywood studio with dreams of making a name for himself in the film industry. However, he came to see his career in special effects as a dead-end job. His attempts to become an actor were poorly received, but he realized that his expertise in illusions could make him an effective criminal.

In his first battle with Spider-Man, after he frames Spider-Man for robbing the Midtown Museum, Mysterio obstructs the hero's spider-sense with gas and dissolves Spider-Man's webbing with a chemical abrasive. However Spider-Man tricks Mysterio into revealing he robbed the museum, then Spider-Man revealed he had captured it on tape. Mysterio was then jailed, blaming Spider-Man for his ruined career.




My Top 3 Favorite Mysterio Appearances in Spider-Man Cartoons


Spider-Man: The Animated Series (Season 1, Episode 5) - "The Menace of Mysterio"





Based on The Amazing Spider-Man #13. Mysterio acts as one of the first major villains that Spider-Man faces in 90's Animated Series. John Semper has stated repeatedly on his Facebook page/blog about how they wanted to honor the comics as much as possible with their narratives on this cartoon and it's shows here. I thought they did an excellent job bringing the character life while shedding some light on Spider-Man's origins in this continuity.




Spider-Man: The Animated Series (Season 4, Episode 9) - "The Haunting of Mary Jane Watson"




As much as Mysterio comes off as a creepy bastard in this episode in a sense for majority of the first half of this episode's screentime, I came to respect his sacrifice that he made at the end of the episode. People do crazy things when they are in love and his greatest crime was fueling Miranda Wilson's only desire to keep on living with a beautiful lie that there was a way to get her original body back. For Christ's sake, the dude died on a kids' show for crying out loud. That was a big deal for cartoons back then since it wasn't implied or "happened off screen". Nah, they said him and Miranda died together in this episode.

You can tell that John Semper's team had a blast with this episode since this was their means to have freedom with a few villains that would have been off the table otherwise. We see robotic duplicates of Lizard, Doctor Octopus, Rhino, Carnage and Venom used by Mysterio against Spider-Man. This was probably done to give viewers another chance to see those villains, particularly Carnage and Venom, who were unable to truly appear again after the events of "Carnage".

Trivia: Producers proposed for Mysterio to return in an episode of the fifth season, and team up with Dormammu against Spider-Man and Ghost Rider, but the episode was not allowed to air because Ghost Rider was planned to appear in The Incredible Hulk animated series on Fox's rival network, UPN.




Spectacular Spider-Man (Season 2, Episode 1) - "Blueprints"





I've raved about the Spectacular Spider-Man cartoon a lot off and on, namely for it's homage and influences from the popular Steve Ditko era of Spider-Man lore, but Mysterio's first appearance in this series serves as the kickstarter for it's second season. Here, Mysterio introduces himself as some kind of sorcerer in the vein of Dr. Strange, with summonings and spells that one would expect to see in World of Warcraft or some other popular MMORPG.