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WWE Payback (April 30, 2017) -- Results and Afterthoughts




Payback (2017) was a professional wrestling pay-per-view (PPV) and WWE Network event, produced by WWE for the Raw brand. It took place on April 30, 2017 at the SAP Center in San Jose, California. It was the fifth event in the Payback chronology. Due to the Superstar Shake-up, the event included two interbrand matches.

Eight matches were contested at the event, including one match on the pre-show. In the main event, Braun Strowman defeated Roman Reigns. On the undercard, Bray Wyatt defeated Randy Orton in a House of Horrors match and Seth Rollins defeated Samoa Joe to end his undefeated streak since joining the main roster. The event also saw two titles change hands: Chris Jericho defeated Kevin Owens to win back the United States Championship, thus transferring Jericho to the SmackDown brand, and Alexa Bliss defeated Bayley to win the Raw Women's Championship, becoming the first woman to hold both the Raw Women's Championship and SmackDown Women's Championship.

We (Serena, my on-and-off again occasional co-author and collaborator on this blog and myself) wanted to do something different for this write-up and decided to write this one together since we had the rare opportunity to watch the event live together (despite our time zone and nationality differences) and comment about it.

Serena: Well, since ZX refused to watch the pre-show, I (with my still free WWE Network subscription), decided to take one for the team and suffer through all by myself. Which was a surprise all on its own, since I hate those kickoff panels to the very core of my being. But we can discuss that on some other fun occasion. So what did happen during that one hour before the official “Payback” card took place?



Enzo Amore and Big Cass vs The Club (Karl Anderson & Luke Gallows)


This one was… How to put it… Ummm… Decent? No, in all honesty, the match was fine. Gallows and Anderson carried out the entire thing, smartly cornering off the obviously less athletically gifted Enzo, Cass jumps in for a quick distraction/save and Enzo pins Anderson. A mediocre match even for your standard Raw. Enzo is probably one of the most annoying wrestling characters that I’ve seen in awhile, because it always looks like he just doesn’t do anything, but just gets in the way and ends up in a predicament that requires Cass to go out of his way to save him. He is Barbara Keen from the first season of “Gotham”. And even if in the end Cass and Amore needed the win to keep afloat, I still feel deep down that The Club do not deserve to be in a kickoff match with Snooki’s stunt double and, well… Big Cass (Sorry, didn’t know what bad to say about him.)


Sasha Banks on the Kickoff panel with Renee Young and Jerry “The King” Lawler


Right after the promo package for the Raw Women’s Championship match between the defending Bayley and the contending Alexa Bliss, Sasha came out in support of her BFF and fellow Horsewoman and chat on the kickoff panel. Yet, what was a great opportunity to throw clever hints at a possible heel turn or even make a strong statement in regards to the newcomers Mickie James and Alexa Bliss (both drafted from Smackdown during the Superstar Shakeup), Sasha came out with generic “Wrestling Babyface Defense 101” and seemed beyond boring and stiff. Of course, this was just a short little gig, but knowing that Sasha is portrayed as the best this business has to offer, her mic skills either are just one big lie or simply plummeted during last year.


Miz TV w/ Special Guest - Finn Balor


There are two wrestling skits that annoy most of the viewers and are probably the easiest to predict outcomes for: contract signings and talk shows. And this one didn’t really break the mould or invent the wheel. But, what we did get was a few witty jabs and a way to book Finn strong, yet still like a babyface. Firstly, after Balor Club’s own made his overly extended entrance (gave me enough time to wash the dishes, not even joking), the Miz was quick to react: “Thank you, for that 5 minute entrance.”. The full long version of Balor’s entrance only works if he is sporting his Demon gimmick (which, to my personal sadness, he rarely does these days). Then the tense feeling that the music creates fits with the big reveal of Finn’s body paint, as he emerges crawling through the smoke, and lets you soak in the theatricality of it all. But, if he is walking out in jeans and a leather jacket, the long version makes no sense and just seems like WWE needed to fill in dead air somehow.

During this segment we established that Finn wants the WWE Universal Championship back, that he is probably a tad afraid of Brock, since for some reason he never mentions his name (only the Miz did throughout the entire thing). Exchanging insults, Finn was about to leave the ring, right after he noted that Miz doesn’t even deserve to get beaten up, since we all know how these arrangements usually end (we see you, trying to break that 4th wall). Miz threw a fit, screaming how could he not be worthy… Then, Slingblade and a dropkick into the corner. Miz is once again embarrassed in front of his wife and Finn walked out like a confident babyface. He showed that he is the bigger man, yet still can stand up for himself.

At this point, Finn’s direction is clear: Brock and the title. Possibly even Braun Strowman (having Khali vs anyone on the roster flashbacks), since he is also currently in the title picture. As for the Miz… I do hope that he will one day get a “At Least You Tried” induction into the Hall of Fame.

Just for you, Miz.
United States Championship Match - Chris Jericho def. Kevin Owens (c); Owens is back on RAW and Jericho is officially part of SD Live roster as a result

ZX: Yeah I didn’t want anything to do with watching the pre-show after reading that line up. Sorry for putting you through that misery, Serena.


As for this match, I can’t really complain too much here. I think the podcaster Solomonster said it best about Owens’ ring work though, “You can’t call Dean Ambrose too lazy without admitting that Owens is the King of the Chinlock.” Goddammit, he’s spot on about that too. Owens just seems to coast on his early standout performances from his debut year and just seems to be dialing it in here against Jericho. Then again, between PPVs and house shows they’ve prolly done this match-up so many times that they are probably as sick as we are watching it. You know how I feel about Jericho already, but I’m ready for him to take another break. He’s a shoe in to be a future Hall of Famer without a shadow of a doubt, but I haven’t been too entertained with him as a character since 2008ish. He can still put on great matches with a lot of the younger guys, but I honestly wouldn’t buy a ticket to see him wrestle if I’m perfectly honest. I have to wonder how much longer Jericho is going to keep doing this to himself and to his overall legacy.


That being said, I’m fine with him picking up the win here if he was going to drop the title to someone else other than Owens on SmackDown! Live, but after reading the spoilers for RAW and SD this week, that didn’t happen, so I’m going to sit back here and facepalm. I was honestly looking forward to Jericho being on SmackDown for once.


I was hoping we would’ve gotten an AJ Styles/Jericho rematch on SD at Backlash but that’s not happening since the Hungry-Hungry Hippo got the US title back…


Serena: I don’t really have that much to say about the match, if to be honest. I’ve been on a huge “WhatCulture Wrestling” kick lately and the guys there were absolutely in love with this bout. Yet, when we watched it live, I thought that it was a bit slow as it looked like Owens was quite sluggish the entire time. And we all know that he has the physical capabilities to wrestle at a quick pace. But it did pick back up as it progressed. I actually quite enjoy Jericho in his current run and was quite devastated to see both him dropping the belt later on and especially to Owens. I really, genuinely hoped that they won’t do that “New Face of America” gimmick. But, f**k my luck, a clean shaven, suit wearing Kevy, that little tinker, is gonna be the new face of wrestling. Someone pass me the gun, please...


ZX: I thought he was going to be the new face on the Hungry Man frozen TV dinners…


Serena: He’s gonna be the new face of “Jenny Craig”.


ZX: (Busts out laughing) Dammit, almost made me spit Mountain Dew all over my keyboard.




Cruiserweight Championship Match - Austin Aries def. Neville (c) via disqualification; Neville retains title as a result
ZX: Aries v. Neville at WrestleMania 33 was one of the only matches that I was honestly looking forward to on that match card this year and they let me down with the lackluster finish to that bout. I was hoping that they would remedy that mistake here, but nope, we get another lame duck finish. The fact that the referee was laughing and couldn’t stay in character should have been grounds to fire him if this was still the old territory days of wrestling. It’s just stupid and unprofessional calls like that really take me out of the moment and absolutely ruin matches for me.


I don’t know what they are waiting on with all of these “close but no cigar” finishes for Neville to retain and Aries goes home empty-handed. If they don’t want Aries to be champion yet, there’s more than enough guys to drag out Neville’s title reign on 205 Live until they want to pull the trigger on that.


Serena: Honestly, I feel that Neville works on a much higher level as a heel. He knows what to say and when to say it, knows what tone to use. Also, I like his attitude towards TJ Perkins: “You can help me, yet we all still know that you will try to backstab me.”. Aries, who is a stellar worker, actually doesn’t really have a personality in this feud. He’s a tweener at best. But, still, the guys have good chemistry, their styles match beautifully. And with all of this going for them the match was “meh”. It wasn’t bad, not at all. Solid match, but I wouldn’t say that it was my favorite. Also. I didn’t really mind the finish, as I think about it now. Neville is the sneaky heel, who will do everything in his power to keep the title. Lie, cheat and steal.

ZX: Yeah, there were far worse things on this card than this match in terms of overall quality. It was just the finish that bothered me the most. I think we discussed this on multiple occasions now, but in terms of Aries’ character, I feel that he’s just coasting on what worked for him in TNA/Impact Wrestling, much like Bobby Roode, Eric Young, and Samoa Joe. That’s a huge reason why those guys absolutely bore me in terms of anything that involves me having to watch them do in-ring segments or on the microphone. In Aries’ case, he stands out though on 205 Live as he has a better personality than the bland gimmicks the rest of those guys have on that show. Going heel was the best thing that could have happened to Neville. I wanted them to pull that trigger on him back on NXT when he was feuding with Sami Zayn but they never did it. I’m glad we’re finally getting treated to what he can do in that role now.


Serena: The difference between the rest of the cruiserweight division (who names I can’t even imagine. Seriously, I know T.J., Neville and Aries.) is that Aries can be without any gimmick whatsoever and still deliver on the mic, since he has charisma to spare. And that is a rare one these days. Guys like him and Jericho, like Punk, they can work the room like nobody's business.



RAW Tag Team Championship Match - The Hardy Boys (c) def. Cesaro & Sheamus; Cesaro and Sheamus attack Hardys and go heel post-match

ZX: I don’t know about you but if you have seen one Hardys’ match in the past 3-5 years then you have seen them all and this one wasn’t nothing different for me. That buzz of nostalgia already wore off for me with them here in WWE just like I knew it would fizzle out. I’m wondering how long it’s going to last until the rest of the WWE Universe feels the same way.


Serena: I do agree that the nostalgia wore off quickly. But I liked the match. Very much so. Probably, this was one of my favorites. I always enjoy seeing the Hardy’s as tag team. And in this case, they were working with Cesaro and Sheamus, two guys that I think work wonders with each other. As much as I was rooting for Cesaro to finally get a proper main event push, I can’t deny the fact that he looks great in a tag team setting. Plus, I was so happy with the way they turned them heels. Handshakes, respect and only after a few matches this was made into a heel turn. Also, Sheamus works so much better as a heel. His first segment on Raw after Payback proves my point.
ZX: Cesaro isn’t a strange to tag team wrestling. If I can be selfish, I want them to call up Kassius Ohno (Chris Hero) for we can have the Kings of Wrestling tag team in a WWE environment, but that’s just me. There were a lot of cool spots in this match and both teams here definitely have chemistry with each other. I just get bored with obvious finishes - WWE wasn’t going to take the belts off the Hardys this soon. I’m with you though on the heel turn by Cesaro and Sheamus though. Sheamus is so much better as a heel instead of attempting to be a babyface and failing BADLY at it. It’s going to be a tough sell for Cesaro as a heel as it’s so easy to cheer that guy when he’s easily one of the best pure wrestlers in the company, but he’s pulled it off in the past.


I just have to wonder how long they are going to allow Matt Hardy to keep ‘acting’ like he’s doing the Broken stuff before actually pulling the trigger on it in WWE. Last time I checked, WWE and Anthem haven’t agreed on anything and the lawsuit against the Hardys is still active.


Serena: I decided to Google that one and as announced by wrestlingnewsworld.com, WWE and Anthem struck a deal on April 25th. So maybe that is why Matt and Jeff during Raw finally showed a clear sign of the Broken gimmick: the “Delete” gesture.


ZX: Then that’s just wonderful then…





RAW Women's Championship Match - Alexa Bliss def. Bayley (c); becomes first woman to win both RAW and SmackDown! Women's Championships

ZX: Bayley did a great job of carrying Alexa Bliss through this match, but there wasn't a second that I believed that Bayley was walking out of this match with the title. Whenever WWE has put an emphasis on making history, 9 times out of 10 it happens in favor for the heels. Plus, unspoken rules of wrestling state that the babyface has to lose in their hometown. That's just a given - it adds TONS of heat for the heel.

With WWE going on the road towards Summerslam for the next few months, it makes more sense to have RAW's top two female babyfaces (Bayley and Sasha Banks) in the chase for the title instead of actually holding it as champions.

Plus let's be honest here... Out of all of the women on RAW (outside of maybe Mickie James), Bliss is the best talker, especially in a division that is lacking Charlotte right now. You want proof? Look no further on how she owned that crowd who were chanting "What?" at her last week.

That being said, Bliss could benefit in this role as she can hopefully get more comfortable working with the women on RAW as her in-ring ability isn't that much to write home about.


Serena: Honestly, not much for me to say, since Xion hit the nail on the head. Was really surprised, yet really happy that Bliss took the belt off Bayley. She had become really stale recently and as we now know, she is quite awful on the mic. Probably, one of the worst on the current roster, sharing reigns with Dana Brooke. Also, kill me for this one, but I loathe most of her moveset. Not all of it, but just as a worker, I don’t like her style in the slightest. So all hail the new Champ Little Miss Bliss and hope that she will keep improving and giving us more amazing promos and eventually - amazing matches.


ZX: Careful, you might piss off the Blissfits out there… I hope she improves in-ring for the better too. If she’s going to be leading the Women’s Division on RAW then she better rise up to the occasion.


House of Horrors Match - Bray Wyatt def. Randy Orton after interference by Jinder Mahal and Bollywood Boys/Singh Brothers


Serena: ROFL-copter.

ZX: The first half of this match was a pre-taped segment, clearly filmed elsewhere as it was still daylight in that area of the United States, but WWE expected people were supposed to buy into this for suspension of disbelief... And it's shit like this is why people wonder why do I have a problem with WWE insulting my intelligence when I watch this shit. I was immediately taken out of the moment when I saw how clean this house was. Bray Wyatt is supposed to be the "Eater of Worlds" and the "New Face of Fear", yet he lives in a cleaner house than most people I know! What followed was stupider than the WCW King of the Road Match and the "Hardcore Invitational" from WCW Bash at the Beach 1999 combined, yet for some reason, WWE thought it was a good idea to split this match up into two parts for we can "believe" that Wyatt had time to drive back to the arena.


Serena: This was bloody awful. So awful that I couldn’t stop laughing the entire time. That pre-taped part was a gem that all year-end lists will mention and the match will be in our hearts for years to come. I still can’t stop thinking that Bray prepared this house for the match. Putting together twigs and doll heads, smearing dirt on his fridge and writing down his catchphrases on it. Setting up red lights and a good recording system, so that we could hear every nose hair that Randy possesses amplify the sound of his breathing. That shaky cam, those quick cuts.... And after all of that nonsense, after throwing the fridge on Randy (which wasn’t that big to be honest), Bray just sits back into the limo and asks for the driver to make the quick and easy drive from Richmond, Virginia (where the house is apparently located) to San Jose, California. Piece of cake drive to be honest. Pop a coffee and you’re there.


ZX: I’d love to be on WWE Creative and listen to that conversation that came down to all of this being decided on that it was a great idea. I happened to know a few people who were at the arena live and they said the live crowd was booing the crap out of that during the video that we were watching from home on the Network. Want to know what’s even funnier about that house they shot this in? It’s actually up for sale!


I really want to know who actually thought that anything in that house was scary. If they wanted to scare me, they could’ve just had Nicole Bass and Mae Young in their topless with Big Daddy V without a shirt on and that would’ve been enough to make me turn away in fear.


I gotta ask since we never talked about this yet, but how do you feel about Jinder Mahal and this massive push that he’s getting right now?


Serena: After the match continued in the arena and turned into your standard bout, I was like: “Well this went from awful to mediocre quick.”. But I had this stupid feeling that something was still about to happen. And there pops Jinder with two guys, both added together pretty much reaching Randy’s shoulder. The match ended and I started laughing hysterically: “The Eater of the Worlds” just won his own House of Horrors match with the help of Jinder Mahal, who up to this point was a jobber at best, and those two knuckleheads that follow him around.


But if talking about the push… Hate the gimmick (and no, I don’t hate him, because he is a heel, I hate the generic gimmick), hate the whole title stealing and simply can’t get behind him. I’ll give him 6 months and he will disappear in the lower midcard. Plus, just to add another stroke to the painting, I am very upset that the heel heat he gets is mostly created from the fact that he is a foreigner. With the current political atmosphere in the world, these kinds of outdated stereotypes are surely not helping us.


ZX: Not to mention… they gave him the same gimmick as one of the Indian heels on 205 Live from what I’ve heard from a lot of podcasts last week. The whole “You don’t like me because I’m not from here” cliche. At least Rusev actually tried with his whole “evil foreigner” gimmick. These guys are just recycling what worked for Muhammad Hassan and Daivari before they got released. I seriously doubt that Jinder’s going to take this as far as Hassan did in terms of heel heat, but yeah… this will be a flash in the pan. From what I heard and read, WWE are going with pushing him and the Bollywood Boys because they are trying to get a bigger audience in India for their upcoming tour. If that’s the case, do like TNA did a few years ago and do a separate show (Ring Ka King in TNA’s case - most of it is actually online on YouTube and partially in English) featuring a bunch of their native talent and have some other names as guest stars. That would get over better than just setting these guys up for failure in the long haul. I guess they haven’t learned their lessons from Dolph Ziggler’s repeated pushes only to fail at every opportunity.  


Serena: I heard those rumours as well. I get the marketing ploy: give someone they can relate to and they will buy (Culture Theory 101), but Jinder is simply not good enough to build an entire international brand on. Remember The Great Khali and the effort WWE put into use him for new relationship deals in India? How did that turn out? Khali was released, most of his matches are the laughing stock of reviewers & podcasters and now he owns a training facility in India.


ZX: Building a marketing empire off Khali was like trying to remove the smell from a piece of shit. It wasn’t happening.


Serena: To sum up this match, I can only say one thing that reflects on everything we’ve seen… Ghost tractor.


ZX: More like dumpster fire...


Seth Rollins def. Samoa Joe

ZX: Is it just me or did it feel like we already saw this match? I dunno what it was but it just felt like they mashed up Rollins’ bout with Triple H from WrestleMania with any one of Joe’s matches with Balor or Nakamura from NXT. Not a bad match, but it seemed like they were holding back at bit. Joe and Rollins definitely aren’t strangers to facing each other since they did face each other in ROH prior to coming to WWE.


Serena: I do have to admit two things before commentating on this match. First of all, I don’t really have a lot of background knowledge about Seth’s or Joe’s work in the indies. I know bits and pieces, but nothing too much. Also, I am quite fond of “The King Slayer” Seth Rollins. His gimmicks always somehow connects with me and I very much enjoy his in ring style. But, I agree that the match wasn’t really something to write home about. I do think that for some reason Joe forgot to sell some of the offense by Rollins and some of the moves even came off as slightly botched, mostly the stuff that happened ringside. For example, that downgraded version of a suicide dive by Seth.


But my biggest issue with this match was the fact that we are still playing the “injured knee” narrative with Seth. Sure, I understand, his legs are now a weak spot and Rollins already blew his knee out more than once. But we did this whole spiel with Triple H before Mania, we had the “face will prevail and overcome the odds” at Mania, but to continue pushing that same narrative into Payback and possibly further down the feud road between Samoan Joseph and Rollins seems silly in the slightest.


But, in the end, the match was a fun watch, nothing to really complain about. And, I really enjoyed the finish. It booked Seth once again as the Architect and Joe didn’t lose and credibility or “big strong man” points. So, kudos on that one, guys.


ZX: My biggest gripe here is the lack of selling by Rollins at certain points. Joe’s working your legs but yet you can still hit the high-flying offense no problem? OK, whatever… Just small stuff like that annoys me sometimes.


Braun Strowman def. Roman Reigns; post-match attack leaves Reigns "injured"


Serena: Well, first of all, the heat that Roman gets from the crowd is wasted with him being a face. Some heels don’t get such a wicked response even if they tried. Yet, every single time The Big Dog enters the building it seems like the WWE Universe will boo the poor chap out to Impact Wrestling. Also, was it just me or did everyone else also got the hint that Reigns taped almost as much as the Yeti (Z, be proud of me knowing old school wrestling references for a joke) might be losing this bout?


I do have to admit that I am not the biggest fan of the classic “David vs Goliath” scenario in professional wrestling, mostly because the bigger guys tend to rely mostly on their height and weight advantages, not doing much in ring wise. That is why Strowman “flipping over” the ambulance wasn’t something I found to be that amazing, since it is pretty much playing to that same “Big Guy/Monster” schtick we’ve seen a million and one times. But that is just met. One thing that I can admit is that Reigns and Strowman actually have quite a solid chemistry and you can feel the anger between these two wrestlers.


The match had some pretty cool spots, showing both the menacing strength of Braun, who managed to ragdoll even a man of Roman’s size and stature, but also the resilience and determination of the “injured” Reigns. Who, to be quite honest, has less and less face traits as time goes on. I don’t know if it’s WWE trying to remedy his current situation, but these days The Big Dog is more of a tweener. But even with that aside, seeing Braun on Reign’s shoulders and then hitting the mat via Samoan Drop is truly something to remember. The ending of the match was something everybody was waiting for, as Strowman needed a win to solidify his current main eventer status (plus, WWE is most probably saving him for Brock). Yet, I am not entirely sure if it was scripted in some way or not, but Roman spitting out blood really gave quite a fright, since we all know that PG-era WWE is not too fond of that red liquid on screen. Hope that the guy is doing well.


ZX: (Laughs) Yes, I’m VERY proud of you of that old school reference of the Yeti, Serena. I’ve been teaching you well. I don’t know everything, but I’m willing to learn what I don’t know.


As for this match, I have to admit I was honestly wasn’t paying much attention to it live. I had to rewatch it recently and I’m inclined to agree with you. I was more impressed with this match as it exceeded my expectations as I was thinking that we were going to get the same thing that we got for the last few months of this feud with Strowman laying it in on Reigns, only to come up short. If their leaked photos of on vacation together (with other WWE Superstars) overseas don’t tell the tape already, but those two really like working with each other and it shines in their work here.

All in all, I thought that was a fine way to end the show since that big muscle-bound goof Lesnar wasn’t going to waste one of his limited appearances defending his title on this show. I’d love to know what’s the kayfabe explanation how he’s able to exploit not having to abide by the 30-day compete clause for champions in wrestling. They can’t say it doesn’t exist as Naomi had to forfeit the title before WrestleMania when she got hurt, so they’ve definitely shot themselves in the foot in that aspect.

Overall, not the best PPV, but far from the worst that they've done since this brand split if I'm perfectly honest.

WWE Extreme Rules (May 22, 2016) -- Results & Afterthoughts


Extreme Rules (2016) was a professional wrestling pay-per-view event produced by WWE. It took place on May 22, 2016, at the Prudential Center in Newark, New Jersey. It was the eighth event under the Extreme Rules chronology.

** Preshow ** No DQ Match - Baron Corbin def. Dolph Ziggler

Not even Ziggler can make me give a damn about Baron Corbin. I've said it at least every week since he was called up to the main roster that he's not ready for this position. Corbin is boring on every aspect that you can look at him. To say that this was a no disqualification match you wouldn't even noticed from how the match was worked.

I cracked up laughing at Ziggler selling a LOW BLOW from Corbin like he got shot before he took the End of Days for that L. Someone explain to me why big guys like Corbin and Undertaker have to use a low blow to gain an upper hand when they are already supposed to be dominant and over-powering against their opponents?

Karl Anderson & Luke Gallows def. The Usos - Extreme Rules Match


In a bizarre twist of irony, Jey Uso fell on top of the ring bell (obvious throwback to Gallows' previous WWE run as Festus), allowing Anderson and Gallows to hit the Magic Killer for the win.

This is one situation where WWE's 50/50 booking is really hurting guys. How in the world are Anderson/Gallows supposed to stand out from the rest of the boring teams of the tag division if they couldn't beat the Usos of all people in dominating fashion. I don't hate the Usos unlike most fans, but damn, this one dragged out longer than I thought it would have.

I still have a feeling they are going to be heavily involved in the main event. I guess we'll see but I'm writing this as I'm watching AND live-tweeting the show.

Rusev def. Kalisto (c) to become the NEW United States Championship


Kalisto showing that he can look like a million bucks against bigger opponents left and right. First with Ryback and now with Rusev. Sadly, there wasn't much else to write home about his US title reign other than a few decent matches here and there. Nothing against Kalisto but he was a complete afterthought in terms of booking lately. I'm anxious to see Rusev continue where he left off before him and Lana were split up roughly a year ago. With Big Match John coming back in another week, I'm sure they are going to book Rusev/Cena IV for Summerslam this year.

As for Kalisto, the tag team division needs the Lucha Dragons desperately to freshen things up on a competitive level. I can't even remember if they've even held the tag titles since coming up from NXT.

One thing I have to notice about Lana's managerial performance at ringside is that she was a lot less animated as she was in the past. I don't know if someone told her to do less or something but it was throwing me off a bit to see her do less when she's normally a much more "lively" character at ringside. She's still got the facials and stuff down but she's not doing much else.

The New Day (c) def. The Vaudevillains to retain the Tag Team Championships


Pretty average match save for the finish and the near-fall spot where the Vaudevillains took out Big E and Kofi at ringside and hit their finish on Woods only for him to surprise the WWE Universe by kicking out. I was more shocked at reactions on Twitter that people weren't aware that Woods is actually a good wrestler. Hello, he's been on the WWE roster prior to this retarded gimmick. Then he was one hell of an X-Division champion in TNA too.

I really wish Big E would quit doing that suicide dive/spear spot out of the ring during every other match. He's landing on his head and/or arms and just bound to break something within this slew of injuries WWE has not bounced back from on the main roster.

A title win for the Vaudevillains could have helped them get over. Let's be serious here. Exactly how long do you think this gimmick is going to work on the main roster until WWE forces them to be repackaged? At least it wasn't a failure at launch like the Ascension or Emma's dancing gimmick...

As popular as the New Day are, people seem to forget that titles are for getting people over who can't get over on their own. When you're more over than the title you're carrying it's time to move to something else and propel someone else for that spot.

Fatal 4-Way Match - The Miz (c) def. Cesaro, Kevin Owens, and Sami Zayn to retain the Intercontinental Championship


Definitely a match of the night candidate with everyone shouting "Fight Forever" - echoing the chants from NXT Takeover: Dallas between Zayn and Nakamura from WrestleMania weekend. This is going to be a hard match to top on this card. Great work from all four men involved.

I'm not a Miz fan but he's definitely one of WWE's best pure heels (who doesn't need cheap pops or cheap heat nor flip flops to get over with the fans) and it's going to mean a lot more for whoever the babyface is that's going to beat him. Owens and Zayn can easily bounce back from this loss while Cesaro is going to have to do something to get his momentum back, but that shouldn't be too hard given his skillset.

Compared to Lana, Maryse is the complete opposite tonight when it came to being animated and supporting her man at ringside. Maybe one of the agents told Lana to scale it back a bit for she wouldn't step on Maryse's shoes a bit here? I dunno, maybe I'm thinking too much into that.

First Ever Asylum Match - Dean Ambrose def. Chris Jericho


I didn't care when they fought earlier this month and I honestly don't care in this glorified rip-off of TNA's Lethal Lockdown match mixed with Monster's Ball. Ambrose won by busting out the thumb tacks and hitting the Dirty Deeds on that for the win. Really surprised that the E would bring that weapon back out since like forever, but this event needed something truly "hardcore" to stand out.

Until that spot, this match ultimately boils down to being a huge cock tease for pending violence that almost never happens. It's still pretty awkward to see these hardcore matches without an ounce of blood in them at all too. At least the ending of this match remedied that situation slightly after the two moves onto the thumb tacks.

I guess Ambrose really is crazy if he dropped himself onto the tacks just to beat Jericho...

I hope this feud is over at this point. It's dragged on long enough. Ambrose needs to move onto someone else and get his eyes back on a bigger prize... preferably the WWE Championship.

The most whored out weapon in the PG-era landscape of WWE has to be the kendo stick. I would love to see a lot less of that weapon in the future if possible.

Submission Match - Charlotte (c) def. Natayla to retain the Women's Championship


Goddamn this fucking match. I don't have a problem with Dana Brooke as a person but I absolutely hated this finish. It was already bad enough that this match was below-average for what both of these women are capable of, but they just had to end it with Dana dressed up as Ric Flair to distract Nattie long enough for Charlotte to get the win?

Anyone who watches NXT should be able to tell you how moronic it is to align Charlotte and Dana Brooke together when they both wanted nothing to do with each other when they were feuding on that brand. Just typical WWE Creative booking this shit to fill in the gaps since Emma is injured and to leave Becky high and dry without a feud. This isn't a promotion in the least; Dana just went from being Emma's partner/sidekick to being Charlotte's goon/lackey. It's not like Charlotte needed anyone else in her corner when Ric Flair is already muddling that up in that aspect and holding her down in her career, but damn. Just when I thought WWE can't find more ways to devalue women's wrestling during this whole Divas Revolution, they find a way to make it even more stupid.

I'm honestly getting fed up of this settling for less when it comes for women's wrestling in WWE, no rather in WWE's booking and storylines as a whole. Fans complain and they cave in a sense to throw fans a bone to make them shut up for the time being. For example, when fans complained about the WWE Divas not getting much air time on the main roster like the NXT Divas, they called up Sasha Banks, Charlotte, and Becky Lynch all in fell swoop to kickstart a "revolution". The Divas Revolution didn't go as how fans hoped as every woman was just as generic and cookie cutter as before, just stuck into stereotypical factions/tag teams. So what did WWE do to stop fans shitting on it? They stripped away the term "Diva", made Charlotte the first "Women's Champion" with a rebranded title. At the end of the day, they are still doing the same shit as before. Women are booked slightly better than a year ago, but the match quality is roughly the same since the veteran women are getting used more among the string of injuries thanks to everyone else. This still hasn't stopped Creative from booking some absolutely moronic finishes to these last few title defenses.

People keep calling it that Natalya's being "protected" but I fail to see how this is a legitimate argument. It's more akin to that Charlotte is being protected for whatever reason (more so than Nikki Bella in her record-breaking Divas title reign). She was protected at WrestleMania when it was clear her opponents were much more over than her and the crowds were ready for them to win the title for the first time. She was protected two weeks ago at Payback when WWE rehashed the Montreal Screwjob for the finish of a women's wrestling match. It's not making Charlotte look like a "strong" champion at all when she can't get the job done herself, even when her father was banned from ringside.

Boy, and people said that Samoa Joe's first and only title run in TNA was portrayed as weak with the bullshit finishes...

Seriously though, how is anyone supposed to take women's wrestling in WWE seriously when the competitive aspect goes out of the window at every opportunity in favor of something that doesn't show the champion as a credible athlete and deserving of said title?

Extreme Rules Match - Roman Reigns (c) def. AJ Styles to retain the WWE Championship


While I wasn't too crazy about the brawling in the crowd at the beginning of this match, I appreciated that someone finally used the preshow panel set for something for once. I was a little bummed out that the glass table didn't shatter from Styles being dropped onto it though.

For the rest of this match, Styles and Reigns killed each other to the point I was wondering if Styles must have insulted Reigns' mother to generate so much aggression from Roman during this match. Even the run-ins from the Usos and Anderson/Gallows made much more sense here and added to the drama of the match as they handily helped each Superstar attempt to get pins over the opposition and broke pin attempts. It all made SENSE - something that's rare in the current landscape of WWE storylines. AJ Styles and Roman Reigns kept upping the scales with the damage back and forth, even though it seemed like Reigns was thrashing Styles handily in a convincing manner at one point. If I had any issues with this match it's the fact that Styles telegraphed the counters for Reigns a bit TOO much and the fact that Reigns really didn't sell anything until Anderson and Gallows came out to even the odds.

Another thing older fans seem to forget that title matches used to be anything goes but damn, this match and the bulk of this entire PPV wasn't really "extreme" at all. They could have knocked out or blindsided the referee and still did all of these spots anyway. I'm not really trying to knock AJ Styles nor Roman Reigns as I thought they did phenomenal - no pun intended - for what they were given to work with in this spot.

From a storyline perspective, I got a feeling that AJ Styles flipping out with the steel chair towards the end of the match could be figuratively the point where Styles has accepted Gallows and Anderson's way of thinking. That could lead into the Authority being brought back into the fold backing Rollins once again. With Rollins already back as a heel (obvious by him attacking Reigns post-match), I'm guessing they are going to pick up where they left off on his run before his unfortunate injury last year.

Speaking of Rollins, I kinda wish that WWE played his music first before he came out as the crowd's reactions ruined his return before they showed him on camera - that is if you didn't see the news leaked out on almost every other website before the event even started.

What didn't sit well with me with this match was the reactions by fans on social media after the end result. C'mon you have to be fucking stupid to think that a decorated high profile champion and former TNA/Impact Wrestling wrestler - no matter who they are - will win WWE's top title within their first few months of being employed there. AJ Styles is lucky to even be in this position PERIOD. Tonight's match and the one at Payback were both great matches, but Styles didn't do it on his own - it was a team effort along with Reigns. That being said I wish fans would quit giving that guy such a hard time as he's actually pulling his weight in the ring. It's not like he's being thrown around like a ragdoll with next to no offense (AJ Lee) or being carried through the bulk of his matches (Ultimate Warrior, Batista, Charlotte, etc. - take your pick). The guy can actually work.

Roman Reigns may be The Guy, but Seth Rollins is THE MAN.

Welcome back, Architect. WWE's main event scene is in need of some restructuring.
Closing Words

Like mentioned above, Extreme Rules was a mediocre event, with only the Intercontinental, United States, and WWE Championship matches sticking out as the best of what this event had to offer. Sadly, this event is starting to stray far away from the extreme aspect completely. Outside of the Asylum Match, this entire event was your average run of the mill PPV. 

Seth Rollins is back in the mix, aiming for the title that he never lost thanks to his injury last year and we're a week away from the return of John Cena. Looks like Money in the Bank is going to shape up to be "money" with it's major players back on the table. 

WWE Extreme Rules (April 26, 2015) -- Results & Afterthoughts


WWE Extreme Rules (2015) was held on Sunday, April 26, 2015, on the WWE Network. It is the seventh event under the Extreme Rules chronology. Extreme Rules is available for free to new subscribers on WWE's monthly subscription service in the month of April, the WWE Network in over 140 countries.


Kick-Off Match - Neville def. Bad News Barrett

Since Daniel Bryan wasn't medically cleared to compete tonight (reportedly still ongoing recovery from his injury during UK tour), so it was reported on WWE.com that Neville was named as BNB's opponent for tonight's kick-off show. This was one of the most mat-heavy bouts on the card, with Neville and BNB exchanging momentum like a hot potato. These guys have crazy good chemistry together and I happily approve of more matches between these two Superstars. That's saying a lot as I'm not really too fond of BNB's ring work in the first place, but Neville makes him look like a million bucks.



I'm sure the marks were happy after Neville on his first WWE PPV appearance as part of the main roster.

Street Fight Match - Dean Ambrose def. Luke Harper

This match "officially" kicked off this PPV event, but it was derailed after Luke Harper stole car and Dean Ambrose dove through the window, "Dukes of Hazzard-style" to pursue as the car sped out of the parking lot. I guess both Superstars have been playing too much Grand Theft Auto V...


This match continues during the post-match interview between the New Day and Renee Young after their win tonight only for the brawl to resume in the ring where both Superstars pile a ton of steel chairs into the ring as the fans chant "ECW!" A Dirty Deeds onto the pile of chairs seals the deal and gives Ambrose his first singles victory on a WWE PPV to date.

"Kiss Me Arse" Match - Dolph Ziggler def. Sheamus

After a vicious beating from Sheamus for the duration of the match, Dolph Ziggler manages to endure through several near-falls and sneak away with a win.

Despite the chants from live Chicago crowd and a rather ironic "MAKE HIM HUMBLE" sign in the audience, Sheamus refused to kiss Ziggler's ass. Sheamus promptly laid Ziggler out in a post-match attack and forced an unconscious Dolph Ziggler to kiss his "arse" instead.

(Sighs) Really? Is this what we reduced these two talents to? C'mon, WWE, BOTH of these guys deserve better than this. Match-wise, this was a solid match but I just wish WWE would take both of these guys more serious than pitting into a throwaway match such as this.

WWE Tag Team Championship Match - The New Day (Big E & Kofi Kingston w/ Xavier Woods) def. Cesaro & Tyson Kidd (w/ Natalya)

First of all, I'm glad to see that the tag team titles are being to defended on the main part of a PPV instead of the preshow/kick-off.


Solid match from start to finish. I can't even be mad that this horrible (read: stereotypical) gimmick went over the Brass Ring Club (Cesaro and Kidd). I understand why WWE did it though. The thing that since crowds are chanting "New Day Sucks" means that they are over, when in reality, fans aren't behind them at all. I'm just disappointed that WWE decided to take the belts off of Cesaro and Kidd when they have been white hot as of late. Sure, it puts them back into the "chase" for the upcoming boring summer months, but c'mon, don't kill their momentum when it just was getting off of the ground.

United States Championship Match - John Cena (c) def. Rusev (w/ Lana)

I'll be completely honest and say that I hate these Texas Bullrope-type matches as it merely transforms into the wrestling equivalent of a typical session of tug-o-war. We have seen John Cena and Rusev go at a grand total of two times prior to this match, so what makes match #3 in this series much different?



I wanted get into that ring and fight Rusev myself after he ejected Lana from ringside, urging her to go backstage.

Both Superstars roll with the other's punches and properly sell their offense until the typical Cena comeback sequence in the vein of Hulk Hogan until #LOLCenaWins to set the IWC (internet wrestling community) off in an eruption of unaminous groans of disgust.


I don't hate Cena like everyone else does just to be cool, but I'm ready for Rusev to move onto something else. I think we deserve that "proper" Ryback versus Rusev feud that we were denied last year.


WWE Divas Championship Match - Nikki Bella (c) (w/ Brie Bella) def. Naomi

Going into this match, I wanted Naomi to win, but looking back I figured she would not just for the sole fact of typical WWE booking. Nikki Bella and Naomi haven't shared much time in the ring, nor has WWE spent enough time properly building this feud up to make the fans care about a title change. While I have thoroughly enjoyed this breath of fresh air to Naomi's character, not everyone shares my opinion on the matter.

First things first, I'm SOOOO glad that WWE has decided to give Naomi NEW music. About fucking time. Like how the HELL did Cameron get her own music before Naomi after all of this time?

Secondly, let's talk about the actual competitive aspect of this match. You have to be crazy to not realize that this is one of the better Divas title defenses in quite some time. Naomi was a solid competitor and worthy challenger for Paige when she was reigning Divas Champion in AJ Lee's absence and I'm glad to see WWE has faith in her to try her hand again at challenging Nikki Bella's title reign. Naomi brought a lot of new breath-taking and flashy moves to the table in this match, only to receive a series of near-falls.


I hope this feud doesn't end from here after Brie Bella's interference (with a Chick Kick that JBL referred to as a "Yeti Kick" -- just wow at that shade towards Daniel Bryan...) to assist Nikki to retain the title after a well-placed Rack Attack.

Last Man Standing Match - Roman Reigns def. The Big Show

I think I can safely say that this was the match of the evening and the most "extreme" bout of anything else on tonight's card. Tons of crazy spots here in this match, building up to a climax that destroys the majority of the commentary area - tables and barricades included.


I hope this would make everyone shouting at The Big Show (and Kane) to "Please Retire" to STFU. The Big Show still can put on great matches, such as this one. Kane and Big Show are still valuable assets to WWE's product.


Hell, I want one more Big Show & Kane tag team title reign much like their run around 2005-2006.

After this match, Ryback beat Bo Dallas in a quick squash match if anyone cared. I know I didn't...

Moving on...

Steel Cage Match for WWE World Heavyweight Championship Match - Seth Rollins (c) (w/ J & J Security) def. Randy Orton
** RKO is banned **
** Corporate Kane is acting as "The Gatekeeper" **



Not really a bad nor a great match. It's just another run of the mill steel cage matches. The cage didn't prevent the Authority's goon squad from getting involved, but it's looking like Kane is fed up with both sides at play, namely Seth Rollins and the Authority as a whole. 


Randy Orton using the Pedigree and Seth Rollins retaining with Orton's own RKO finisher were sweet moments in this match, but neither of these Superstars are in better positions prior to this event. It just seems like another day at work where WWE Creative is just running through emotions until Brock Lesnar's next compete date is up on the calendar. If I were to guess, one of those days would be Summerslam for sure. 

Closing Thoughts 

I personally don't understand why WWE does this event to follow-up the aftermath of feuds and rivalries coming out of the fallout of WrestleMania. It would make more sense to do Payback (much like Backlash in the old days) here then do a gimmicky Pay-Per-View event instead. To say WWE is trying to look out for the well-being of their talent, one would think that they would not put their talent into another set of dangerous gimmick matches, especially after WrestleMania's Ladder Match for the Intercontinental Championship that saw the bulk of the midcard scene in competition. 

I was active on Twitter during this broadcast and found it amusing that people were quick to throw this event underneath the bus tonight. It was far from bad, but to be fair, my expectations weren't high to begin with. As a result, I thoroughly enjoyed this event. Sure, it wasn't WrestleMania but it served it's purpose. The only matches on the card that dragged were the US title and main events, but that was to expected as those were rematches from WrestleMania with little "new" flavor thrown in to keep it fresh.
I just hope WWE doesn't fuck up with the momentum from here after this event. They have a lot of great material to work with here.