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REVIEW -- DC's Shazam! (2019)




Shazam! is a 2019 American superhero film based on the DC Comics character of the same name. Produced by New Line Cinema and distributed by Warner Bros. Pictures, it is the seventh installment in the DC Extended Universe (DCEU). Directed by David F. Sandberg from a screenplay by Henry Gayden, and a story by Gayden and Darren Lemke, the film stars Asher Angel as Billy Batson, a teenage boy who can transform into an adult superhero, played by Zachary Levi. Mark Strong, Jack Dylan Grazer, and Djimon Hounsou also star. It is the first live-action film version of the character since the 1941 serial Adventures of Captain Marvel(the character's original name).


Cast:



Asher Angel and Zachary Levi as William "Billy" Batson / Shazam
David Kohlsmith plays a four-year-old William "Billy" Batson.
Mark Strong as Dr. Thaddeus Sivana
Jack Dylan Grazer and Adam Brody as Frederick "Freddy" Freeman
Djimon Hounsou as Shazam 
Hounsou previously portrayed Ricou, the King of the Fishermen, in Aquaman.
Grace Fulton and Michelle Borth as Mary Bromfield
Ian Chen and Ross Butler as Eugene Choi
Jovan Armand and D.J. Cotrona as Pedro Peña
Faithe Herman and Meagan Good as Darla Dudley
Cooper Andrews as Victor Vasquez
Marta Milans as Rosa Vasquez

The film also features Andi Osho as social worker Mrs. Glover, and John Glover as the estranged father of Thaddeus, the head of Sivana Industries, while Natalia Safran was cast as Mrs. Sivana, Doctor Sivana's mother. Safran previously portrayed Rina, the Queen of the Fishermen Kingdom of Atlantis in Aquaman. Additionally, Bill Dean voices a toy version of Batman, while Lotta Losten reprised her character Esther Crosby from Sandberg's film Lights Out, in an Easter egg appearance.

Additionally, the Seven Deadly Sins – a supernatural team of villains consisting of the demons Pride, Envy, Greed, Lust, Wrath, Gluttony, and Sloth – appear in the film. They are initially trapped in statues guarded by the wizard Shazam, but escape and align themselves with Sivana. The characters were portrayed by stunt doubles in motion capture suits on-set during filming and depicted as CGI characters.


Plot: (Spoilers!!)







In 1974 Upstate New York, while playing with his Magic 8-Ball, a young Thaddeus Sivana is magically transported to the Rock of Eternity, where he meets the wizard Shazam, who introduces him to the mystical statues containing the spirits of the Seven Deadly Sins: Pride, Greed, Lust, Envy, Gluttony, Wrath, and Sloth. The last of a council of seven, Shazam spent centuries searching for a new champion. Put to a test to see if he is pure of heart, Sivana attempts to touch the Eye of Envy, failing the test. When he is transported back to the car, he causes a scene when he tries to go back, causing his father to be injured.

In present-day Philadelphia, Billy Batson is arrested by child services after he lures and traps police officers to assist in his search for his mother. He is adopted by the Vasquez's, and he shares a room with Freddie Freeman, a paraplegic. Meanwhile, using testimonies by those rejected by Shazam, Sivana returns to the Rock of Eternity and frees the Sins, allowing them to use his body as a vessel to escape. With his power, he kills his father and brother for the abuse he suffered as a child.

While at school, Freddie is bullied by a group of kids. Billy intervenes and flees onto the subway, where he is summoned by Shazam, who tells him of one who used his powers for evil. Billy promises he uses his powers for good, and Shazam has Billy grab his staff and say, "Shazam!", which transforms Billy into an adult with multiple superpowers. With Freddie's help, Billy begins to learn the full extent of those powers. Freddie posts videos of Shazam’s powers, which go viral. However, after Freddie claims to know Shazam at school, he and Billy get into an argument at the dinner table over Freddie using Billy for his newfound powers. Billy begins to skip school to enjoy being Shazam, humiliating Freddie. Shazam accidentally causes a bus to fall off a bridge before saving it, causing Freddie to promptly reprimand him for abusing his powers. Upon seeing Shazam on the news, Sivana attacks him. Shazam is easily defeated, but he transforms back into Billy to blend into the fleeing crowd. However, Sivana captures Freddie, who was looking for Billy.

Billy's siblings realize that he is Shazam, and they reveal that they found his mother. Billy runs from home and meets his mother, who reveals she abandoned him because she could not take care of him as well as the police could. As he's leaving, Billy receives a call from Sivana, who has arrived at the Vasquez's home to find him. Upon Shazam returning home, Sivana threatens Billy's siblings for Shazam's powers. When Shazam agrees, Sivana takes them to the Rock of Eternity. During the ceremony, Freddie bruises Sivana, giving Shazam time to escape and causing them to realize that without the Sins, Sivana is a normal man.

Sivana corners the family at a carnival, where the Sins threaten to kill Billy's siblings if Shazam doesn't give his powers. However, Shazam uses the staff to give power to his siblings, causing them to also become adult superheroes with powers. Shazam manages to defeat Sivana by taunting the final Sin, Envy, to leave Sivana before saving him. Using Sivana, Shazam takes control of the Eye of Envy, enabling him to contain the spirits. The group is considered as superheroes in the city, and Billy accepts the Vasquez's as his family. Billy shows up at school as Shazam to endorse Freddie before revealing that he brought a friend: Superman.

In a mid-credits scene, Sivana, in his jail cell drawing multiple symbols across its walls, is interrupted by Mister Mind, who tells him of the pillars of evil that will come together. In a post-credits scene, Freddie tests whether Billy can talk to fish, only for Billy to dismiss the power as stupid.


The Verdict:


I lucked out and managed to snag some tickets for Fandango's 2-week advanced screenings over the weekend of the 22nd, so I was glad I didn't have to wait until April to see this. Regardless, I saw it best to sit on my review for this film until after the formal release on April 5th.


The Tale of Two Captain Marvels


Polygon did a great article recently discussing the history between both Marvel Comics and DC Comics both having a character named Captain Marvel in their publication history.

Two totally unrelated films by two different comic book properties drop within months apart from each other and it was pretty cool to see both Zachary Levi and Brie Larson support each others theatrical debuts, especially with Levi supporting Larson during Captain Marvel's alleged "feminist agenda" controversy.

There's nothing wrong with having two heroes of the same name being successful in this superhero genre and live-action film landscape.

You can look at the current scope of comics today from both the Marvel Comics and DC Comics end of the spectrum and tell that these two characters are NOTHING alike and that's a great thing. We don't need another Deathstroke/Deadpool thing going on when there's already Darkseid/Thanos comparisons and God knows how many others from Jack Kirby and other various artists and writers hopping between both companies from the Golden and Silver Age of comics.

Cast


No one really stands out here in terms of performances, even though Zachary Levi does his best Big impression for a superhero film. His performance results in a lot of hilarious moments in this film, whether it's meant to be taken serious or not.

I can't help but laugh at Mark Strong as Dr. Sivana when the last time I saw him he was singing John Denver's "Take Me Home, Country Roads" as he met his demise on Kingsmen: The Golden Circle. The first portion of the film I kept asking myself, "Is that fucking Merlin from Kingsmen up in here as a damn supervillain in a DC film?" To his credit, he was fine in the role, especially for a non-mainstream comic book character. Much like the rest of these characters that originated from Fawcett Comics prior to DC Comics buying the rights to them, I thought all of the actors here did their best to make these characters their own.


I've lost track what was first, but we just saw (or rather heard) Djimon Hounsou in Aquaman at the end of 2018 and roughly four months later, he's in this film as the old wizard Shazam. Don't forget that he was in Marvel Studios' Captain Marvel film as well as a member of the Kree Starforce group. 

In terms of the Billy and the foster kids that make up the entire Marvel family, my biggest concern is that all of them are going to age out of the roles before DC or Warner Bros. do anything else significant with these characters again. Asher Angel is already 16 upon the debut of this film and he will be probably 18-20 by the time they film a Shazam 2. Zachary Levi ain't getting any younger either - he's already 38. I'm just sayin'. To the child and teenage actors portraying the Vasquez family members, I thought they were all likable in their given roles. By the end, I wanted to hug all of those goddamn kids. I'm anxious to see what DC and Warner Bros. does with them all collectively with Shazam in a sequel.


Narrative


I think the thing that enjoyed the most out of this film over everything else is that isn't not your cliche/redundant story of "kid loses their parents and is predestined to be a superhero" narratives. Billy Batson's mother is a piece of shit - 'Nuff said. By the way, Billy giving her the compass back was a nice jab/slice of shade there too. Billy's been on a quest to find her again all of his life, even resorting to doing some not so favorable things on that quest. I love that both Sivana and Billy Batson are searching for something that they desperately believe that will make them complete,  better people once they obtain it. The difference being that once Billy finds that one thing that he was searching all of his life for, it doesn't turn him into a monster like Sivana. He realizes that he's better off without it. The path that his life has taken him had already given him the family he always wanted and place where he belonged. He was able to finally be able to see that right in front of him instead of being blinded by his obsession that led Sivana down the dark path that transformed him into the villain of this film.

Some people might feel that the film trails a bit too long onto Billy and Freddie's relationship and their antics exploring what Billy is capable of as Shazam, but I thought it was a great deterrent from what we have come to see as the norm in all of these modern superhero films. This is the first time that we have seen teenagers obtain powers like this (at least from the scope of Marvel/DC's mainstream audience on the big screen) and the fun of being able to exploit said powers like this just adds to the comedic charm of this film. After the massive flops of both Batman v. Superman: Dawn of Justice and Justice League, I feel that the DC Extended Universe desperately needed this light-hearted film to paint some color to their dark universe. Shazam lights up their cinematic universe in a way that only "Sparkle Fingers" could.

There's one part that comes off really stupid in terms of transitions though. After the foster kids give Billy the file on his real mother's whereabouts, Billy bursts out of the house on foot mind you to runaway to reunite with her. His foster parents race out behind him and get into their van, only for Billy to STILL lose track of them on foot. I get it though - Billy could've ducked into an alleyway and transformed to lose them that way off-screen but damn, that came off making the foster parents look stupid when they piled into their minivan only to lose Billy while he was still on foot not even a few feet away.

I thought the reveal that the other foster kids were going to get powers too was a bit too obvious towards the film's climax, especially when Sivana kept playing the numbers game and Billy kept doubting how "good" he was but was blessed to have a genuinely good set of foster brothers and sisters to share life's ups and downs with. I can't speak for everyone else but I was glad to see the entire Marvel family debut here, especially for Shazam's first theatrical outing.

I think this is going to be over most casual fans' heads but I thought it was really smart to not say "Captain Marvel" at all during this entire film. Billy Batson's superhero persona is never given a "proper" name/superhero moniker by the public/mass media. (Laughs) If J.K. Simmons wasn't caught up playing Commissioner Gordon in the DCEU, I'm sure he would have been on the ball on cooking up a name for him if he was still playing J. Jonah Jameson for the Marvel Cinematic Universe. In long term planning, that was a good thing that they never did established what his name was in this continuity. It gives both Marvel and DC wiggle room on how they are going to tackle this - hopefully in a civilized manner without anymore legal disputes.

Closing Thoughts

Definitely one of my favorite scenes of the entire film right here.

Shazam! captured what I wanted to see in a film like this. The age progression/adult power fantasy is a niche in the superhero genre that isn't explored enough or as frequently in modern times as it was when I was growing up with the likes of heroes, such as He-Man, She-Ra (She-Ra: Princess of Power), Mightor (a Hanna-Barbara creation along with Birdman, Space Ghost, the Galaxy Trio, and the Herculoids to name a few), or even Lion-O (Thundercats) where children would find themselves gifted with incredible power and would have to learn to cope with the responsibilities that come with them. Ultraverse's Prime is similar to Shazam/Captain Marvel in a sense, but nowhere as entertaining. The 2002-2003 reboot to He-Man and the Masters of the Universe did a similar take too, where a teenage Prince Adam would transform into the adult warrior, He-Man, to battle evil. The anime, Yu-Gi-OH!, dealt with young Yugi Muto transforming into the King of Games himself, a pharoah named Yami, to combat evil while simultaneously mastering the card game known as Duel Monsters. That was received to mixed results as Yugi and Yami were two separate entities. Another anime that comes to mind with a similar niche is the adult-themed, Tenjho Tenge. One of the main characters in that story, Maka Natsume, reverts to a child-like form to save her ki, but as the anime goes on, it seems to imply that she prefers that form to represent the innocence she lost in her childhood.

With all of these examples, I just want to convey that a child's innocent world view isn't a bad thing at all. Sometimes when we are lost in our adult life woes and worries, the best thing to do is to look at the world with a youthful outlook. In all of our years of wisdom, there's lessons to be learned from children as well. I think Peter Pan's story told it best, there's nothing wrong with never wanting to grow up. I'm sure most nerds like myself can relate in a sense of "never growing up" mentally when it comes to appreciating this comic book-related stuff.

I always thought this was a great niche in superhero mythos to explore, but no one never seemed too keen on exploring it in a mainstream environment. Finally with DC's Shazam! we finally got that and I thought it turned out a lot better than I was expecting going in. A kid gifted with all of this power is going to make mistakes, they are going to fuck up, and exploit these powers at times and let that power rush go to their heads. Like what kid wouldn't? It's something that everyone can identify with in terms ideologies , regardless of gender, sexuality, or race, so they don't have to worry about to catering to every audience's preferences.


Watch It or Don't Bother?


We hear you both loud and clear. Go see this movie. 

DC Comics stuff is best when it stops being overly dark and moody and shows us the best of these characters in a real life setting/scenario. Shazam! is a perfect example of that. The DC Extended Universe has been in the dark for so long that I'm firmly behind more films in this universe with a light-hearted tone as this. That was the reason why a lot of people loved a lot of the CW-based DC television series, they know when to make fun of themselves and not take said medium too seriously. Shazam provides a lot of laughs while simultaneously presenting a relate-able, yet genuine story that fans of all ages can get behind.

REVIEW -- Hellboy (2019)



Hellboy is a 2019 American supernatural superhero film based on the Dark Horse Comics character of the same name. Directed by Neil Marshall, the film stars David Harbour in the title role, alongside Milla Jovovich, Ian McShane, Sasha Lane, Daniel Dae Kim, and Thomas Haden Church. It is a reboot of the Hellboy film series, and the third live-action film in the franchise. The film draws inspiration from the comic books Darkness Calls, The Wild Hunt, The Storm and the Fury, and Hellboy in Mexico.

The project began as a sequel to Hellboy II: The Golden Army (2008), with Andrew Cosby and Hellboy creator Mike Mignola writing the script. Guillermo del Toro was not offered the full writer-director capacity he had performed in the first two films, and Ron Perlman, who portrayed Hellboy in the previous films, refused to return without del Toro's involvement. The project was turned into an R-rated reboot after Marshall was hired as the director and Harbour cast as Hellboy. Principal photography began in September 2017 in the United Kingdom and Bulgaria and ended in December 2017.

Hellboy was released in the United States on April 12, 2019, by Lionsgate in standard 2D and IMAX. The film received negative reviews from critics, with many comparing it unfavorably to Del Toro’s films and criticizing the story, inconsistent tone and the amount of gore, though Harbour and Jovovich's performances and the makeup received some praise.


Cast:

David Harbour as Hellboy / Anung Un Rama
Milla Jovovich as Nimue, the Blood Queen
Ian McShane as Trevor Bruttenholm
Sasha Lane as Alice Monaghan
Daniel Dae Kim as Ben Daimio
Thomas Haden Church as Lobster Johnson
Penelope Mitchell as Ganeida
Sophie Okonedo as Lady Hatton
Brian Gleeson as Merlin
Alistair Petrie as Lord Adam Glaren
Laila Morse as a BPRD employee
Stephen Graham and Douglas Tait as Gruagach. Graham provides the voice for Gruagach while Tait provides the physical performance.
Emma Tate and Troy James as the Baba Yaga. Tates provides the voice for the Baba Yaga, while James provides the on-screen performance.

Plot: 


During the age of King Arthur, Nimue, the Blood Queen, is betrayed by her coven and dismembered by Merlin and King Arthur, who scatter her remains across Europe. In the present day, Hellboy travels to Tijuana to find Ruiz, a missing agent. Hellboy discovers that Ruiz was turned into a vampire and reluctantly kills him. Gruagach, a hog-like beast, seeks advice from Baba Yaga to exact revenge on Hellboy. She suggests restoring Nimue and gives him the locations of her remains.

Three weeks later, Hellboy returns to the B.P.R.D. in America. His adoptive father, Trevor Bruttenholm, sends him to England to aide the Osiris Club in hunting three giants. The club's seer, Lady Hatton, reveals to Hellboy that Bruttenholm found him on an island during World War II after the Nazis summoned him. Hellboy joins the giant hunters but is betrayed by them. He loses consciousness after the giants arrive and kill the hunters. Meanwhile, Gruagach kills several monks as he retrieves the head of Nimue, who tells him where to find her other pieces.

Hellboy regains consciousness and battles the giants. He loses consciousness again as he is rescued by a young woman. He wakes up in the woman's flat, whom he recognizes as Alice Monaghan, a girl he once rescued from fairies and who acquired medium powers as a result. A SWAT team then invades the flat, at Bruttenholm's request. He brushes off Hellboy's concerns, and reveals to him that someone has taken Nimue's remains and is likely to find the last piece at the Osiris Club. Hellboy is introduced to an M11 agent, Ben Daimio. On Bruttenholm's orders, Alice joins the team.

They find everyone at the club slaughtered. Alice channels her powers to communicate with Lady Hatton, who reveals that Nimue plans to find a king and raise the apocalypse. Hellboy runs into Gruagach, holding Nimue's arm. Gruagach escapes after Nimue distracts Hellboy, and appeals to his frustrations. He reveals to Alice and Daimio that Gruagach was the creature who stole Alice as a baby and whom he branded with iron. After this, Gruagach swore revenge.

Daimio takes them to M11's headquarters. While Daimio secretly acquires a special bullet to kill Hellboy, the latter confronts Bruttenholm as to why he didn't kill him years before; Bruttenholm claims he saw potential in him. Dissatisfied with the answer, Hellboy leaves but is magically transported to Baba Yaga's house. In exchange for an eye, she reveals the location where Nimue plans to restore herself. Hellboy reneges on the agreement and Baba Yaga curses him. On the way to Nimue's location, Daimio reveals to Alice that he was the sole survivor of a were-jaguar attack.

Nimue kills the witches who betrayed her, except for one. While Alice and Daimio battle zombies, Hellboy confronts Nimue, who subdues him. She poisons Alice, allowing herself to escape. The surviving witch directs the team to Merlin, believing he can save her. Merlin cures Alice and reveals that Hellboy's mother was human and a descendant of King Arthur. Merlin offers him Excalibur, but refuses it after receiving a vision of himself using the sword to raise the apocalypse. Nimue attacks London with her plague-like powers.

The trio return to M11 headquarters, where they find everyone dead and Bruttenholm missing. They reach St Paul's Cathedral, where Nimue is hiding, only to be confronted by Gruagach. Daimio transforms into his jaguar form and aides Hellboy. Nimue kills Gruagach and pleads with Hellboy to side with her. After he refuses, she propels him into a hidden crypt, revealing King Arthur's tomb and Excalibur. After Nimue kills Bruttenholm, Hellboy pulls Excalibur, causing demons to rise and kill as he assumes his true form. Alice channels Bruttenholm's spirit, who appeals to Hellboy's humanity. Hellboy then decapitates Nimue, sending all the demons and Nimue's head back to hell. Hellboy and Bruttenholm exchange farewells, and Daimio gets rid of the special bullet.

Six months later, the trio raid a cult club where they find the water tank of Abe Sapien. In a mid-credits scene, Hellboy meets his hero, Lobster Johnson, at Bruttenholm's grave. In a post-credits scene, Baba Yaga talks to Koschei, asking for his help in exchange for giving him a chance to die.

The Verdict: 

I'm firmly aware that this film has been regarded as a massive flop in the box office but I'm going to offer my thoughts regardless since a few of you asked after I saw it opening weekend. I saw it for free with the benefit of having free movie passes/gift cards, so I didn't walk away from the film with a sour outlook on it as people who actually paid to see this. 

Casting


David Harbour is fine with his own take as this new/reboot Hellboy, even though some of the jokes fell flat on delivery. I'm glad that he didn't try to rehash how Ron Perlman played the character. There's far too much of that in Hollywood when it comes to these superhero reboots in my honest opinion. Just do your own thing with the titular character and let the haters deal with it as they are always going to have something to complain about anyway. I was surprised (or rather shocked) that this was the first film I have seen in a very long time whereas Milla Jonovich isn't almost completely naked in some manner of the film. I thought that was going to be a given with this film's R-rating. Ian McShane is pretty much himself in every film he's in, I don't know what else to expect from the guy. No offense to Daniel Dae Kim playing Daimio, but he came off extremely bland in almost every scene he was in. I don't blame that on his performance, I credit that to the script that he was given. Daimio (the character) is that tired straight laced soldier trope that's done to death in a lot of these films like this. I didn't care for it when Joel Kinnaman did it while portraying as Col. Rick Flag in Suicide Squad and really didn't care much for it here either. He becomes less of a tool by the time the credits roll, but Daimio spends far too much of the film coming off as interesting as watching paint dry. Even when he finally gets into the action during the finale as a were-leopard, there still wasn't anything compelling about his character that made me want to see more of him.


Narrative


The story is a little all over the place at times, but for the most part, it recycles the same beats as the original films by del Toro, regarding Hellboy's origins and his conflicts on dealing with having to hunt down and kill his own demonic/supernatural kind versus his own predetermined fate as the destroyer of mankind. That journey to see Hellboy struggle with his own personal identity of where he fits in this world is one worth seeing in this film, but ultimately comes off as a big case of "been there, done that" since we saw the original two Guillermo del Toro-made Hellboy films.

The biggest part of the film that seems to be lost in this narrative is that Baba Yaga is the one who sets the events into motion to have Nimue revived, but she schemes behind her back to have Hellboy kill her anyway, which doesn't make much sense at all. All of this just to obtain one of Hellboy's eyes seems a little along the veins of Killmonger (Black Panther) and Lex Luthor (Batman v. Superman: Dawn of Justice) levels of stupidity in terms of cooking up a far too elaborate plan for the simple end result. This isn't the only instance of this either as the film has a LOT of odd ball moments like this in terms of pacing and storytelling. Nimue is presented as the biggest threat to the modern world, yet the B.P.R.D. has time to send Hellboy off on a detour as if their sub-division in Europe are NPCs in a role-playing game with the side quest to assist them in slaying giants. While I did appreciate the misdirect to use the double cross as a means to explain Hellboy's origins, it still was a waste of time (outside of the very entertaining fight against the giants...) and just added to the muddled-up nature of the narrative here.

Don't even get me on how conveniently lazy in terms of writing, yet ironic, that Excalibur (along with King Arthur's grave) was right there below the place that Nimue was using as her evil lair during the film's finale. That made the whole previous scene and dilemma with Merlin cursing Hellboy for not taking Excalibur (after using all of his remaining magic to bring it to that location) utterly pointless in a sense after he cured Alice of Nimue's poison.

I think an easy resolution to the narrative's shortcomings was to just eliminate the whole nonsense about Baba Yaga plotting behind Nimue's back out of the plot completely and limit Baba Yaga's role to simply as the informant that gives Hellboy the clue to stop Nimue before she got her full power. Then they could tease her being the villain/mastermind in a potential sequel in the credits as planned. The plot should have revolved around Nimue's return to power and her attempting to manipulate Hellboy to her way of thinking. That way the film would have maintained it's theme of having Hellboy's internal struggle of whether to side with humanity/B.P.R.D or to side with her and the rest of demon kind as he begins to fall for her seduction. That would have given the film more opportunities to shed light onto Hellboy's relationships with his "father", Trevor Bruttenholm, and ally, Alice Bonaghan, while potentially having more opportunities to make Daimio into a character with more depth than he's presented with here.

As cool as that was, Alice seemed as shocked as the viewers seeing that she was able to punch the Holy Ghost out of that fool. 
Speaking of Hellboy's "relationship" with Alice Bonaghan, what the hell is going on with that? In the flashbacks, he reveals that he first met her when she was an infant while he was tracking Gruagach. Later after he beats those three giants and passes out from his injuries, she's the one who saves him and takes him back to her apartment until the B.P.R.D. kicks down her door looking for him. I couldn't tell if they were estranged lovers or just really good friends from how Hellboy and Alice interacted with each other. It seemed like the narrative was leaning on making Alice a pseudo-replacement/filler for Liz from del Toro films instead of conveying her and Hellboy having a big brother-younger sister relationship

I have no problem admitting that Hellboy is one of the few comic book properties I'm not overly familiar with over on the Dark Horse Comics end of things, but from what I have read from production and cast interviews from the film is that the comic creator(s) were pretty hands on in terms of the narrative and tone of this film. For all of the people whining and complaining that it's not true to the Hellboy formula then you might want to take a beef with that to the creator of the comics, Mike Mignola, as well. I like Abe Sapien as much as anyone else who watched the original two Hellboy films by del Toro, but I'm not going to completely crucify this film for the lack of that character.

I felt like this was the perfect film to just shut your brain off to and just sit back and enjoy it for the ride that it presents. I'm glad that I wasn't familiar with the Hellboy comics for I wouldn't find myself nitpicking and drawing comparisons to all of that. I do that enough watching Marvel and DC's stuff - it was a welcome break from that here. I came to see Hellboy kick some demonic ass and we got that, more or less.

Guten Tag.

I'm just mad that we didn't get more of Lobster Johnson.


Effects & Action


I don't know what the hell was up with the vomiting corpse effect for visualizing how Alice's powers as a spiritual medium would work but it looked fucking gross (Baba Yaga looks like nightmare fuel too BTW...) to me. I know this was a massive eyesore in terms of people shitting on the effects for the film when it was heavily green screened - not very well for that matter either. That was reoccurring theme with the visual effects in this film, you knew it was painfully green screened for the most of the action sequences. I get it - this film pales in comparison to Guillermo del Toro's previous work. I went into this film expecting a downgrade in visuals, similar from Death Race (2008) to Death Race 2050 in terms of directorial approach.

FINISH HIM!!
Outside of the stuff with Alice, I didn't have much of a problem with the action scenes in this, unlike a bulk of critics online it seems. I just happened to notice a trend of the film going for either gruesome or flat out gross with their visual effects and presentation with the demonic entities presented in this film, so by the time it was over with, I really wasn't bothered by it. There's gruesome then there's that over-the-top gruesome for no reason like how Mortal Kombat 11 seems to have people getting stabbed/shot through the head/face and brains popping out with blood and vital organs spewing and erupting everywhere like a fountain at every opportunity. A lot of people don't have a problem with that kind of violence in that case, but instantly took offense to it here? Get the fuck outta here with that noise.


Watch It or Don't Bother?

Shots fired...

Hear me out though...

Wait for this one to hit the Redbox machine or Netflix... It's not everyone's cup of tea. There's a lot of promise here for something great, but not too much to sink your teeth into outside of the action sequences. Hear me out though - in no shape or form do I think this film deserves all of the negative reviews and low ratings on Rotten Tomatoes. I feel that more people were more butthurt at the replacement of Ron Perlman with David Harbour and the lack of Guillermo del Toro at the helm of directing and his unique vision in the past that rather looking past the film's shortcomings and seeing that it's not that bad of a film. This isn't Catwoman, Green Lantern, Suicide Squad, nor even BloodRayne level bad. This is a completely watchable superhero film that would have fared better as a direct-to-DVD/Blu-Ray release rather than a full blown theatrical one. I think that if the original del Toro Hellboy films didn't exist (along with the alleged script and plans by del Toro to do a Hellboy 3 with Ron Perlman at the lead again before that was nixed) and this came out roughly a decade ago we would be all singing a different tune about this right now. 

PREVIEW -- X-MEN: DARK PHOENIX (Final Trailer)



Okay, you got me Fox. Color me intrigued with this final trailer. This looks like this COULD be actually good. Let's just wait and see if Fox's twenty plus year tenure with the X-Men franchise ends with a bang or a dud.

PREVIEW -- Krypton - Season 2 Trailer





I still have the first season on the DVR that I haven't finished. I guess that's something else to watch when I have some more downtime.

PREVIEW -- Archer Season 10 Trailer (HD) Archer: 1999


I'm not the biggest fan of all things Archer like a lot of people out there who can recite all of the running gags and dialogue on a whim. This looks a lot better than whatever that shit was in the last season.

PREVIEW -- Mortal Kombat 11 - Official Launch Trailer & Shao Khan Reveal Trailer


I know I'm late to the party posting this, but been pretty busy and dealing with some technical difficulties as cited on Facebook. I thought this launch trailer was a great throwback to the original Mortal Kombat live-action movie while at the same time, it did a great job of reminding everyone of what we love the most about the Mortal Kombat franchise in terms of nostalgia.

I'm not going to tackle none of the controversies surround the game's release as I personally haven't played the game nor do I plan on picking it up anytime soon.




Now Shao Khan looks bloody awesome in this. His hammer attacks just add to his sheer brutality if this guy wasn't a beastly enough in the previous games. Too bad he's limited to just being a pre-order bonus though. 

WrestleMania 35 (April 7, 2019) -- Results & Afterthoughts



WrestleMania 35 was the thirty-fifth annual WrestleMania professional wrestling pay-per-view (PPV) event and WWE Network event produced by WWE for their Raw, SmackDown, and 205 Live brands. It took place on April 7, 2019, at MetLife Stadium in East Rutherford, New Jersey. The event included the first-ever women's main event match in WrestleMania history.

The card consisted of sixteen matches, including four on the pre-show. In the main event, Becky Lynch defeated Raw Women's Champion Ronda Rousey and SmackDown Women's Champion Charlotte Flair in a winner takes all triple threat match to win both titles, becoming a double champion. Also on the card, Kofi Kingston defeated Daniel Bryan to win his first WWE Championship. Other prominent matches saw Seth Rollins defeat Brock Lesnar to win the Universal Championship, Baron Corbin defeat Kurt Angle in the latter's farewell match, and Triple H defeat Batista in a No Holds Barred match with his career on the line. Batista retired after the match.





WWE Cruiserweight Championship
Tony Nese defeated Buddy Murphy (c)


People were still filing into the arena, but this was a nicely paced match to hold people over as they found their way into their seats. I thought it was time that Murphy finally dropped the gold and move up to the main roster in a proper manner, much like Mustafa Ali did earlier this year.


WrestleMania Women's Battle Royal for the WrestleMania Women's Battle Royal Trophy
Carmella won by last eliminating Sarah Logan

Carmella sneaks her way into another win. Yay, I guess?
The thing that annoyed me watching this match was that there were some NXT talent in here (Kairi Sane for was one I spotted) along with Ember Moon returning from injury just in time to make it for WrestleMania just to compete in this match with little to no thought behind it without any hype or fanfare to promote the actual match nor it's participants properly. This just keeps feeling like a massive waste of the talent involved each consecutive year that they hold this match. Both Asuka and last year's winner Naomi were both dumped out of this match unceremoniously, while they teased a win from Sarah Logan of all people out of all of the talent involved. I should have known that Carmella was going to win this because she was balled up into the fetal position down into the corner from the moment it started, much like how Edge and AJ Lee infamously used to do in these over-the-top rope battle royals and Rumble matches until it was time to sneak out a win. 

I still can't believe that there were people raving all over this match but shitting all over the G1 Supercard the night prior. I love to know what drugs those people were on...

WWE Raw Tag Team Championship
Curt Hawkins and Zack Ryder defeated The Revival (Dash Wilder and Scott Dawson) (c)


(Laughs) The streak ends - 1 and 269. There's nothing much else to talk about here.


André the Giant Memorial Battle Royal for the André the Giant Memorial Trophy
Braun Strowman won by last eliminating Colin Jost

Man, I felt that bump there that Ali took into the commentary table. Hope he's alright.
This was a massive waste of time, even more so than the two matches that proceeded it. It was just for a massive comedy spot between Strowman and those twats from Saturday Night Live. I honestly don't see what was the point, when SNL wasn't even promoting WrestleMania nor their own talents appearing on said show.

Another meaningless win for Strowman at WrestleMania for the second year in a row. Who's girlfriend did this guy see naked for Creative to fuck him over this bad royally?

The Hostess of WrestleMania, Alexa Bliss, introduces Hulk Hogan

Bliss posing with Hogan like she's a damn Make-A-Wish kid...

As soon as I heard "Real American" cue up I went to the bathroom. That should tell you enough there on how I feel about the Hulkster.

WWE Universal Championship
Seth Rollins defeated Brock Lesnar (c) (with Paul Heyman)





I honestly busted out laughing when Paul Heyman pushed past Hulk Hogan and Alexa Bliss posing on the stage to the sound of Real American. It made absolutely perfect sense to put Brock and Rollins on first if they weren't going to be closing out the show. Besides, do you actually think that Brock's going to just wait around in catering for 6+ hours when he knows he has to lay down for Rollins AGAIN to drop the title? Vince McMahon better be happy that he didn't kill Rollins (looked close enough to it to me before the shot in the dick) then threw the belt back at him like last year in gorilla.

After that low blow, Rollins promptly hit Lesnar with three consecutive Curb Stomps and picked up the win to become the NEW Universal Champion. God bless Crossfit Jesus for dying for our sins.

AJ Styles def. Randy Orton



I heard about the "Turn The Lights Off" chants due to the bright lights in the arena obstructing the fans' view of the in-ring action.

As for the match itself, I didn't think it was anything out of the ordinary, but it seemed like they dialed things out a bit for this match, much like Styles and Nakamura's performance at WrestleMania last year. I guess we're going to see these two continue to feud throughout the summer as I was expecting a HUGE RKO counter to seal the deal and send everyone home happy but there was nothing like that here. I did like all of the RKO teases though. Not many people get hip to Orton's tactics and change up their game to avoid eating a RKO.


WWE SmackDown Tag Team Championship
The Usos (Jey Uso and Jimmy Uso) (c) def. Aleister Black and Ricochet, Rusev and Shinsuke Nakamura (with Lana), and The Bar (Cesaro and Sheamus)

I guess this was the boys' attempt at the forming their own Megazord.
Outside of a few spots in this match, I felt that this was largely a match that we could have seen on SmackDown! Tuesday night. It just felt like a ton of spots without rhyme or reason, just because they could do it. While I did enjoy the Cesaro Swing spot on Ricochet, I can't say anything else here was widely something I remembered a few minutes later. No offense to the talents involved but I wasn't blown away by anything presented here. Like I said before, it just felt like your average run of the mill, RAW/SmackDown! tag team match.

I was surprised to see that the Usos retained, but I guess that was because they signed new contracts before this event came to pass. The Usos ain't going nowhere, folks. I guess we can cast away those hopes of Young Bucks vs. Usos or Usos vs. Lucha. Bros. feuds.


Falls Count Anywhere Match
Shane McMahon def. The Miz


I thought this match was bland as hell, even when they took things outside of the ring and started brawling into the crowd.

The finish didn't help matters either where it looked like Miz superplexed Shane onto the roof of a bouncy house.


WWE Women's Tag Team Championship
The IIconics (Billie Kay and Peyton Royce) defeated The Boss 'n' Hug Connection (Bayley and Sasha Banks) (c), Nia Jax and Tamina, and Beth Phoenix and Natalya

Pretty cool to see Bret Hart walk out with the Divas of Doom.
After what transpired the night prior during the Hall of Fame with the random fan tackling Bret Hart to the ground, I'm glad that he wasn't so hurt that he couldn't share this moment with Nattie and Beth. Damn the police - they should've given the talent the free reign to beat the living piss out of that guy and break his legs for even considering to do that. Bret was paying tribute to his departed friends and family from the Hart Foundation. You have to be the lowest bottom-feeder on this planet to want to ruin that moment for him and Nattie.

I'm not even going to sugarcoat this. I thought this match was a massive disservice to the talents involved. That being said, Beth Phoenix looked like she never left the company and stopped wrestling, even though the bulk of this match came off as something you would see on RAW or SmackDown! every week. I hope this isn't the last time we see of her in the ring. I wouldn't mind seeing the Glamazon get one more run with the championship or even her and Nattie hold the Women's Tag Team titles once or twice.

Speaking of which, the IIconics of all people won the match off a blind tag spot following a top rope Glam Slam from Beth Phoenix to steal the win. I saw people on social media say that they never seen Beth do that before and I'm like where the fuck have you been?

The IIconics' emotions here were real and I'm happy for them as fans turned wrestlers living their dreams, but as part of the direction for this division, I didn't agree with them winning the titles here, especially when they were shoehorned into this match to begin with by some stupid fluke win.
Just ugh at the IIconics winning this. I guess WWE wanted to use the belts to help them get over, but man, that even stupider from how they even got into this match to begin with. I'm not a fan of the gimmick, nor their in-ring ability (or lack of). I just see them both as a waste of spot on the roster if they aren't being used to put over other talents like they were on NXT.

If the rumor(s) are true about Sasha Banks wanting to quit the company following that decision, I don't blame her. Her and Bayley didn't even get a chance to pick up steam with the belts only to end up losing them during their first big title defense.

WWE Championship Match
Kofi Kingston (with Big E and Xavier Woods) defeated Daniel Bryan (c) (with Rowan)

I was going to write a completely different article about this Kofi thing before this PPV came to pass, but I'm going to rant about this here.

Let's get this out of the way first. Kofi Kingston is one of the hardest working veterans on the entire roster and a model employee for the past eleven years. The one time he was considered for a main event push in the past, he fucked that up in a match against Randy Orton and found himself floundering in midcard hell until he paired himself up with Big E and Xavier Woods to form the New Day faction. This was a faction designed to epic fail, but the trio turned it into a massive success. I'm not a fan of their antics - whether they were heel nor face - so don't come at me for acting like "black people can't have shit" when it comes to appreciating their hard work and success in WWE.




The thing is - and African-American fans like myself have noticed this for a long time - is that WWE allows their minority performers only to rise up to a certain point on their ladders of greatness in that company before they pigeon-holed into a niche role for majority of their careers. Case in point: R-Truth/Ron "The Truth" Killings returning to WWE following his success in TNA/Impact Wrestling as a main eventer, notably a former NWA Champion after defeating Ken Shamrock of all people.

So when Mustafa Ali got injured a few months ago at the crisp of his major push in a program with Daniel Bryan, fans rallied in support of Kofi Kingston taking his spot in the Elimination Chamber for the WWE Championship. Kofi fell short, despite narrowly coming so close to defeating Daniel Bryan that everyone in that arena could taste it. From this point to the weeks leading up to WrestleMania, Vince McMahon would continue to "fuck with" Kofi with teases and false promises of a WrestleMania match against Daniel Bryan. WWE was clearly recycling the angle they pulled with Daniel Bryan in the same role leading up to WrestleMania 30, only to sprinkle a bit of Triple H's  (not so) subtle racism in his WrestleMania XIX feud with Booker T. WWE made this feud about race and I thought that was really in bad taste, because it didn't need to be. Instead, WWE made this whole feud about damage control and an attempt to rectify their past mistake(s) with the black talent on their roster over the years. Mind you, they are doing all of this while welcoming back Hulk Hogan (who was blacklisted from said company for his racist comments a few years ago) back into the company for the event.

My biggest issue with all of this is that Kofi Kingston NEVER was part of their original plan/build for WrestleMania, much like Daniel Bryan a few years ago despite WWE are over the moon patting themselves on the back about it. WWE had to brought into this kicking and screaming in fear of fan backlash at their biggest event of the year. The difference being that this feels like a cheap "thank you for your participation" award than the climax to a proper WrestleMania build. I'll give WWE props on the hoops they had Kofi jump through to put him over as a legitimate threat and challenger to Daniel Bryan. That notion that anyone can beat anyone else in WWE has been lost in their mindset/logic for a few decades now and it's a breath of fresh air to see it effectively used here.

This whole thing just seems like an agenda to quell a part of their fanbase from speaking out before screwing them over again in the long run. Don't forget how many times in the past they've strapped the gold on minorities on their roster just to cater to a certain demographic and quell the negative reactions from that corner of their fanbase/viewers. Rey Mysterio, Eddie Guerrero, and even Jinder Mahal about a year or two ago to sweeten their deal prior to going to India for their first Saudi show - just to name a few.

Want another case in point? Look at where both Asuka and Shinsuke Nakamura are in comparison to their careers about a year ago. Both of them won the Royal Rumble to earn WrestleMania title matches (only for WWE to be able to say that they've had two Asian Royal Rumble winners getting to headline title matches for WrestleMania that year), only to lose at said even and WWE Creative stumbled and fumbled around on what to do with them in the months that followed. That resulted in Asuka losing her SmackDown! Women's Championship to Charlotte Flair a week prior to WrestleMania without an opponent in sight at all as her entire title reign - despite besting Becky Lynch at the Rumble this year - was treated like a mere afterthought. Shinsuke Nakamura didn't fair any better either. He was handed a string of losses against AJ Styles in their program of dick shots and low blows. He did win the United States Championship for a while, but even that was short-lived as he currently finds himself in mediocrity in a half-assed tag team with Rusev. I fear the same happening for Io Shirai and Kairi Sane getting called up to the main roster.

I admire Jay Lethal as Ring of Honor's World Champion with or without their top title because even when he's doing his comedy bit as Black Machismo, he's not adhering to negative stereotypes of black culture nor tossing pieces of chicken and watermelon slices into the crowd. That's what I want for the New Day in a sense. When I say things like "I wish the New Day would take themselves more seriously", I don't mean that in disrespect at all. They are the only African-American Superstars to be given such a high profile spotlight on WWE's programming on a regular basis and are in positions of being role models to men, women, and children of color watching and wanting to imitate everything they see them do. I just want them to be mindful of that. Before anyone gives me shit about it or revoke my black card (laughs), hear me out. I have seen the New Day's stuff for Be A Star and their efforts to give back to the black community. I applaud them for that, I really do. I don't want this to turn into this negative connotation that I'm shitting on them when I'm not. I can make the distinction to not like their act/gimmick but like them as individuals/in-ring talents. I just wished that they would have scrapped the pancakes, unicorns, and trombones ensemble, at least for one night, when their partner in arms was going for one of the top titles in the company. I'll flip it in perspective for a second. The current Elite members and former Bullet Club members, the Young Bucks and Kenny Omega are all fun and games at times, but they know when and where to flip the switch and take things extremely serious instead of presenting themselves like a trio of traveling goofs.




To be fair, the New Day have come a long way from initially being handed what looked like a trio of mock preachers gimmick that was doomed to fail right off the bat as people were passing it off as Nation of Domination 2.0. Over time, the New Day turned the gimmick into their own, winning fans over with their sexual innuendos and insider jokes about unicorns and pancakes. There's moments where I think they are absolutely hilarious and others where I'm just cringing or rolling my eyes with disgust.

Fortunately, this wasn't one of those times. Over the past few weeks, we saw three black men rally together in support to see their "brother", or rather partner-in-arms and best friend, win the coveted WWE Championship. They can do "serious" and we saw that with their imitate promos as WWE Exclusives on the WWE YouTube channel talking about how much this opportunity meant to them and whether or not staying in WWE was worth their while or not throughout the course of the narrative with Vince McMahon fucking around with them. Is it too much to ask for more of THAT? The WWE Championship was a white whale that many African-Americans Superstars have been chasing for a very long time but have been denied that elusive title until now. Kofi Kingston joins an exclusive club where very few African-American wrestlers have ever been a part of in the history books of black world champions in wrestling.

Bobo Brazil - first African American to win the NWA World Heavyweight Championship, Ron Simmons - First ever African-American WCW Champion. Booker T - WCW & WWE World Heavyweight Champion. Bobby Lashley - ECW & WWE World Heavyweight Champion & even Impact World Champion, Mark Henry - WWE World Heavyweight Champion. Ron "The Truth" Killings - NWA-TNA World Champion, and now finally Kofi Kingston - WWE Champion.

I'm sure that I'm forgetting a few others, but those are the ones off the top of my head...

All in all, this was the best match of the whole night without question. The narrative and drama/suspense was here and WWE delivered on the feel-good ending to send people home happy. Unfortunately, that what was the problem with the rest of this show. People were ready to go home after this moment that it was hard to revitalize the crowd to care about anything else as passionately as this for the rest of the night. I applaud WWE for NOT making this a repeat of what happened to Booker T against Triple H at WrestleMania XIX.

Throughout all of this, let's not forget to give props to Daniel Bryan. I'm sure at this stage of his career, especially since returning to the ring after being forced to retire, that he has a lot of leverage on who he wants to work with or who he wants to drop the title to. It was looking like he was going to give that honor to Mustafa Ali, but he ultimately laid all down for Kofi Kingston tonight. Daniel Bryan was the perfect villain for Kofi here, facing against his mirror opposite from exactly what he was five years ago - the babyface underdog willing to put it all on the line. I hope we haven't see the end of evil environmentalist Daniel Bryan here.

I'm still sad that we didn't get him come out to a remix to the Captain Planet theme or something along of those lines for a big elaborate WrestleMania entrance.

At the end of the day, this was the highest point of the night in my honest opinion - for a multitude of reasons (narrative, cultural significance for African-Americans, match quality & pacing, etc.) and gave everyone that feel good moment that could have closed out this event. Sadly, this wasn't the main event and the crowd didn't get behind anything else as highly as they did here.

WWE United States Championship Match
Samoa Joe (c) def. Rey Mysterio



At this point of the show, I went to get a sandwich from the fridge and by the time I came back this was over. All that talk about bringing in Rey's son Dominic to watch and all that for nothing. At the same time, I understand why they went with a quickie finish since Rey's knee was probably still messed up and they just wanted to give a quick win to Samoa Joe and move on to save time on this card.

Elias in Concert crashed by "Doctor of Thuganomics" John Cena

Oh shit, son. The Doctor is IN.
I'm pretty sure my black card is going to be revoked (if it wasn't already) after I admit that I marked out for this more than anything else on this card tonight. Long story short, this was the Cena verbal burial session live and in color. Damn, this was a sweet surprise to see this version of Cena here tonight.

As much as I enjoyed that, I'm still irked that they couldn't have him come out later and wrestle Kurt Angle in his final match. It's not like he was doing anything else important on this show.

Roman Reigns def. Drew McIntyre


I was half surprised to hear the crowd half-boo, half-cheer Roman after beating cancer. I guess that the WrestleMania crowd already wasn't buying into Roman's babyface push. If WWE were smart they would have turned Roman heel the next night on RAW, but I guess they want to milk his babyface comeback from beating cancer for as much as it's worth. It just seemed like the crowd wasn't into either of these guys. Not a bad match, it just suffered from being placed too far deep into this marathon of a PPV.

I'll say this much though. If Drew isn't a World Champion or at least in the main event conversation for WrestleMania next year, then this company is fucking stupid. If WWE has nothing but more plans of shoving Roman Reigns down our throats following Dean Ambrose's departure, then they are going to get the same result as before Reigns' leukemia flared back up or fans just reverting back to booing him out of arenas.


No Holds Barred match
Triple H def. Batista
Had Triple H lost, he would have been forced to retire from in-ring competition


I'm sure BotchaMania is so happy that this match gave them so much material for those "I AM THE TABLE" bits until it finally broke here.

This match was TOO DAMN LONG for this late into the card. They could have accomplished this match in a fraction of the time that this dragged out going past 11PM. This was the point where I was getting pissed off that this card was still dragging along with three matches left.

Dafuq is this shit, a Superman Punch with the Sledgehammer?
As for the match itself, I'll give HHH and Batista props on some of the spots, but those tables weren't having any of it in terms of cooperation and wanting to break. I'm sure BotchaMania is going to have a ton of "I AM THE TABLE" memes ready for this one. The spot where HHH forcefully pulled out Batista's nose ring was a nice touch, but I could've sworn Dave stopped wearing those ages ago. I'm sure I wasn't alone in being distracted by his back tattoos that made it look like he was more fucked up than he actually was throughout this match. It's the same effects that I find myself being distracted with Bray Wyatt's arm tattoos colored with bright red ink that I mistake as blood at times.

Y'all are so wrong with these Avenge the Fallen memes, I swear. 
Oh yeah, props to whoever made this meme. I'm still laughing my ass off at this.


Baron Corbin def. Kurt Angle
This was Angle's farewell match


#ThankYouKurt
You deserved MUCH better than this shit.

As SOON as I saw Kurt go for that Diving Moonsault that never hits shit, I knew he was going to lose. Corbin hit the End of Days shortly thereafter and unceremoniously pinned Kurt for the three count. Kurt asked the crowd to rally in support for his final request - "You Suck" chants to the sound of his entrance theme.

I won't lie but I thought this was a sad way to have Kurt Angle go out. I understand that he left his best years competitively back in TNA/Impact Wrestling, but this is was a weak ass way to see a legend of his caliber go out. I'm sure he wanted to put over Corbin on his way out, but I'm sure he was a far cry from who he wanted as a final opponent. Those chants fired at John Cena the night prior of "Fight Kurt Angle" during the Hall of Fame was a clear clue on who should have retired Kurt Angle instead.

Sadly, what could have been...
I would love to know what was WWE's reasoning behind having Baron Corbin of all people be Kurt's final opponent instead of giving Cena that honor after getting his start from facing him. I guess that story will come out in interviews sooner more than later. Everyone was disgusted with this decision - in and out of WWE, from fellow wrestlers, fans, friends, and even his own family, including Kurt's own wife. No one can't say Kurt isn't a class act as he even put Corbin over on the way out.


Intercontinental Championship
Finn Bálor def. Bobby Lashley (c) (with Lio Rush)

That was as good at that hit Lashley gave Pope and EC3 back in TNA a few years ago.

At this point, I mentally checked out once the bell rung. I was happy that Finn Balor was able to get to do a WrestleMania entrance as the Demon for once, but boy, I didn't want to see a match recycled from Monday Night RAW for the past few months rehashed here tonight, especially at this point in the evening as we were gunning towards midnight and this show isn't over yet. My best friend (who I was chatting and watching with over Facebook) pointed out that Lashley was wearing the Riddick (Pitch Black) contacts, but we both have no idea why.

Glad Finn got the Intercontinental title back, but this match definitely couldn't hold a candle on Naito and Ibushi from the night prior for the IWGP Intercontinental title during the G1 Supercard. That goes double, even if it wasn't at this ungodly hour on this card.


Winner takes all triple threat match for the WWE Raw Women's Championship and the WWE SmackDown Women's Championship
Becky Lynch def. Ronda Rousey (Raw) and Charlotte Flair (SmackDown)

I'm guessing Almas showed that off to Charlotte in bed last night...

For the most part, the ladies proved here that they deserved to be in this spot in terms of match quality and build. As for the finish, I felt that it tainted an otherwise great match. Ronda's shoulders were nowhere near the mat during the three count and you could tell by the reactions of the crowd live that there was some kind of a fuck-up/botch somewhere. If you listen to/read the reports the following day, it was allegedly all part of the plan to make it look like there was some kind of controversy to set up a rematch between Ronda Rousey and Becky Lynch.

As cool as that spot looked live, I know that had to be the spot where Ronda got hurt off of.

Ronda broke her hand during this match and I'm pretty sure it was during the awkward landing she suffered as a result of the spot shown in the gif above. That didn't look fun at all there. To Ronda's credit though, she's had the best rookie year out of ANYONE in this sport in recent memory or if ever.

As you can clearly see, Ronda's shoulders were NOWHERE from being pinned to the mat. 
I read the reports that WWE fined the referee who made the count during this decision, but I feel like multiple people are at fault here. Becky Lynch is the one who has Ronda's arms locked up in that vise without anywhere to go. Ronda spent too much time looking clueless in this situation rather than shifting her body weight backwards to roll out of it until too late, making this look even more botch-worthy than it already was. Even commentary was to blame for questioning the call as well as they looked back at the replay. You could tell that the fans in attendance didn't know what to make of it by the reactions on their faces until they went, "Fuck it, Becky won anyway, let's go home."

It was just a bad look overall on WWE's behalf to end WrestleMania on that questionable manner. You know WWE knew it looked bad as they didn't even show the replays on RAW and SmackDown! over the past week of the finish.

WrestleMania ended with Becky Lynch becoming "Becky Two Belts", holding both RAW and SmackDown! Women's Championships with pride.

Afterthoughts

In a bizarre twist of fate, WWE gave fans not one, not two, but all three of the marquee title changes for the babyfaces up and down the card tonight. I think everyone had them pegged for two out of three tops, not ALL babyface wins for the major title changes going into this show.
I can't speak for anyone else, but I didn't think that WWE would give us all babyface wins for the three marquee major title matches booked on this card. I thought Charlotte Flair was going to walk out with both titles while Rollins would be the last member of the Shield that Brock Lesnar had finally vanquished in singles competition. I was afraid that WWE was going to be stupid and repeat the same mistake that they made with Booker T during WrestleMania XIX in his feud with Triple H, but I'm glad they had the foresight and common sense to not repeat that mistake.

Just because WWE gave fans mostly what they wanted on this show in terms of these babyface victories, I wouldn't dare say that this was a WrestleMania caliber show. The vast majority of this card came off as the same blandness that we see week-in, week-out on RAW and SmackDown! Live with little to nothing presented here coming off as a PPV caliber match period. That's the result of a lot of poor, weak builds going into this show, outside of the builds for the women's triple threat and KofiMania, even though those storylines had their stumbling blocks too. I'm happy for Rollins, Becky, and especially for Kofi, but at the end of the day, I'm still walking away from this year's WrestleMania with a huge 'meh' impression as I reflect back on it.

As I post this, we're in the swing of the Superstar Shake-Up/WWE Draft, so I hope that we get some significant changes to the rosters of both the red and blue brands as WWE really needs to liven things up a bit going forward to keep these title changes made at WrestleMania continue to mean something.

Ronda Rousey's out with a broken hand and has hinted on her social media that she's taking time off to have her first child, so Becky's without a dancing partner for at least one of her two titles. I don't think they want to rehash Becky vs. Charlotte so soon after 'Mania, so that's out too. Not to mention that you don't want to waste Becky's first title defenses on handing someone who she could have a lengthy program with down the road during the down time of the post-WM months. Kofi's in a similar boat. Daniel Bryan was reported hurt after this event, but word is that it's not too severe. Kofi's going to need another strong, capable villain to challenge him much like Bryan did to get the crowd behind him in the weeks leading up to WrestleMania or this reign is going to be as forgettable as Jinder Mahal's. He also has the added challenge of establishing that he can carry the gold on his own without having to rely on his New Day brothers to carry him in segments/promos. The pressure is on both Kofi and Becky to either sink or swim in this post-WrestleMania landscape.

I don't fear for Rollins in this position as he's been here before. In his case, my primary concern is who are they going to throw at Rollins to challenge him next? Rollins does better chasing than being the champion. A heel turn would definitely be the wrong way to go with the "burn it down" catchphrase so over right now and he's the savior to a lot of fans after dethroning Brock Lesnar for the title - hence the "Beast Slayer" moniker. I know I don't want to see another stale Roman vs. Rollins feud, so they definitely going to have to deliver something good if they want to hold fans' interests. Post-Shake-Up, I wouldn't mind seeing Rollins in programs with AJ Styles or even Andrade "Cien" Almas, but they don't have to jump the gun on either of those right off the bat.

Everyone else seems to be in this state of flux for post-WrestleMania where WWE Creative (or rather Vince McMahon) is going to start throwing shit at the wall to see what sticks for the next few months.