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| Dusty Rhodes Tag Team Classic Semi-Final Match - NXT Champion Finn Balor & Samoa Joe def. The Mechanics |
This match wasn’t bad as the Mechanics are a pair of heavy-hitters – I’m still not too crazy about their ring work as they are a bit sloppy and look rather unsafe (that match from one of the TV tapings with them versus the Hype Bros. where they dropped Zack Ryder on his damn neck/head from the move without any way to land properly out of the corner). They played up Finn getting “injured” while Joe played the support role as the Mechanics segregated the ring. My only problem with this match was the fact that Finn did his finisher without any problems to say that his knee/leg was fucked up. So much for playing up the injury, buddy.
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| Dusty Rhodes Tag Team Classic Semi-Final Match | - Baron Corbin & Rhyno def. Jason Jordan & Chad Gable |
This was the match that ruined my mood for the rest of the night. I’ve said it once, I’ll say it again. Baron Corbin is as exciting as watching paint dry. To say that WWE is determined to get this guy over by feeding him countless Superstars (many of which who are FAR more talented than him) to job to him just continues to piss me off that this undeserving clown continues to get pushed to the moon just because of his physique. Perfect example was tonight’s match where Chad Gable, who I have NO problem admitting that I have quickly become a fan of, worked his ass off (along with Jason Jordan, who is already one hell of a worker) in this match to no avail.
The best ending for Jordan/Gable’s storyline was to have them overcome the odds, beat Corbin/Rhyno (whose pairing makes little to NO sense to begin with after Rhyno lost to the guy and never got a rematch) and defeat a weakened Finn and Joe in the finals. Joe gets upset at Finn’s “weakness” and goes heel by turning on his partner after Jordan/Gable’s celebration. Do we get this scenario? Nope. What we get is Gable pulling out everything under the sun to try to defeat Corbin, including the freakin’ CHAOS THEORY (Rolling Bridging/Deadlift German Suplex – thank you, Doug Williams), yet STILL jobs to this fool? I’m sorry but FUCK Baron Corbin. Never liked that dude, never will.
That being said, I’m ready, willing and GABLE for a NXT Tag Team Championship feud between Jason Jordan and Chad Gable versus the Vaudevillains down the road. Well… I’m down for anything to get the Dubstep Brothers out of the #1 contender spot.
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| Asuka def. Dana Brooke (w/ Emma) in her NXT debut |
The first thing that I was surprised about watching this match was the fact that Asuka didn’t have a “stereotypical” entrance theme and music like how WWE traditionally tends to treat the Japanese wrestlers who cross over into their kingdom. The second was that they allowed Asuka to wear her ring gear that’s borderline lingerie. I thought the toe-shaped sneakers were a nice touch to give her more that “lioness” flair that she was going for since the woman formerly known as Kana is taking up the joshi legend Lioness Asuka’s name in WWE. Bravo, WWE. That was definitely a nice touch.
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| I could almost literally hear the toilet flush as Dana Brooke's momentum goes down the drain... |
As for the match itself, this was one of two matches that I wasn’t too crazy about having the newcomers come in and throw your established talent or rather in Dana Brooke’s case, your work in progress, underneath the bus. From all of the momentum that Dana Brooke was starting to garner with her new attitude and starting to get a few wins underneath her belt after being thrown to the bottom of the ladder by Charlotte on the way out of the door to the main roster, this loss just sets her right back to square one in my eyes. Asuka punked out Emma post-match so there’s not going to be a rematch that’s going to remedy the embarrassment that Dana Brooke suffered here. One could argue that she’s a heel and heels are supposed to be humiliated, but in Dana’s case, this was more than humiliation. It seemed like WWE was “humbling” her with a match against an opponent like this. Asuka went out of her way to humiliate her gimmick and character and dominate Dana in every aspect of the match.
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| Emma got punked out quicker than guys scared of Deebo on Friday... |
Hell, I wouldn’t be surprised if Asuka goes on as a dominant heel going forward, while the pairing of Emma and Dana Brooke is left on the sidelines for the time being.
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| Apollo Crews def. Tyler Breeze |
If WWE aren't going to use the guy to his full potential, I humbly suggest pairing Breeze with Dolph Ziggler and go for Midnight Rockers 2.0.
As for Apollo Crews, he's an amazing athlete so I don't want to sell the guy short but I feel like WWE is pushing him too fast too soon. I don't want to see him end up like how Big E was after his stellar NXT run. As much as people may love the New Day right now, I seriously doubt that WWE has ANY aspirations to allow any member of that faction challenge for the gold. We all know how WWE treats their black wrestlers by now...
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| Dusty Rhodes Tag Team Classic Finals – NXT Champion Finn Balor & Samoa Joe def. Baron Corbin & Rhyno to win the tournament |
I don't want to complain about Finn and Joe winning but it seemed like the dynamic and drama was lost by this point - at least for me it was that way. Hell, I was still in a sour mood after Jordan and Gable were wrongly eliminated from this tournament. Would it have killed them to at least book at least ONE legitimate tag team instead of two slapped together last-second additions for this thing that are going to split up the second this tournament is over?
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| Lord forgive me but that trophy looks as stupid as the Ultimate Warrior Award statue at WrestleMania this year... |
On a positive note, that was a powerful speech by Cody Rhodes on behalf of his late father and I'm proud to be a member of the Rhodes family, even if it was just for that shared moment like this.
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| 30 Minute Ironman Match for NXT Women’s Championship – Bayley def. Sasha Banks 3 to 2 to retain the title |
When I posted my predictions for this show on social media prior to the event, I had little faith that this match would surpass their bout at NXT Takeover: Brooklyn two months ago and I have to admit that I was correct. In that match there was a lot more drama to behold in that match, but here the match merely chugged along with a lot of bad spots and miscues/awful timing, but it wasn't a complete flop. Both Bayley and Sasha Banks are talented workers and play off brilliantly off of each other in-ring, but wrestling for 30 minutes didn't seem to do them for any favors.
So much for the training montage when their endurance was cut in half here. Where it took them roughly 18 minutes to score a single pinfall on each other at Brooklyn, it took less than 10 minutes to pinfalls on each other during this event.
I have to mention the crowd at this point and say that bringing the Takeover special back to Full Sail University didn't do them any favors in my eyes as the chants were distracting to the match itself. We get it, you’re excited and want to express your excitement for the ladies of NXT getting an opportunity this big, but sometimes the Japanese approach to wrestling fandom is the appropriate one where you SHUT THE FUCK UP and enjoy the awesomeness in silence and out of respect.
My favorite part of the match was when Sasha took it onto herself to get a massive amount of heel heat by making Bayley's #1 fan in the front row start crying. WWE were cold-blooded to keep recording the kid's reactions throughout the match as that just tossed more fuel on the fire of Sasha's red-hot heel antics. I tip my hat to Sasha Banks for acting like a proper heel in a match like this. A LOT of WWE's so-called heels tend to forget that they are supposed to be trying to getting booed instead of cheered.
The final fall came down to the wire where Bayley locked in what looked like a variation of Perry Saturn's Rings of Saturn submission hold, which forced Sasha Banks to submit (well it wasn't really clear with the bad camera angle...) with 3 seconds left on the clock to allow Bayley to retain. Cool, but I felt that they tried to replicate the Bret Hart versus Shawn Michaels dynamic enough here from the multiple rest holds during the early phase of the match to the array of submissions thrown around left and right during the final moments.
Friday Thursday Night Smackdown! over the last few months. Seriously, that's not really saying much though. The Dusty Classic garnered some excitement while NXT's newest additions definitely made an impact tonight and Sasha and Bayley delivered on a main event platform.
Did I think that the flowers and post-match celebration with the ENTIRE roster, staff, and crew applauding from the entrance ramp was necessary? No, I felt that was a little overboard, especially after Sasha, along with Charlotte, Bayley, and Becky Lynch, killed kayfabe at Takeover: Brooklyn when they celebrated in the ring post-match. So I'm supposed to just ignore all of that and act like you two have a "heated" rivalry again? Sorry, but you single-handedly killed the dynamic that made the match at Brooklyn so great with that. If they wanted to congratulate and celebrate with the Divas on their triumph moment on a main event platform they could have done this backstage and off-camera (or even film it for one of those wonderful WWE:24 specials on the WWE Network) keep kayfabe alive for those of us who like to be caught up in the characters. Don't get me wrong, I applaud the ladies for their achievement here at this level, but with the women completely breaking character afterwards is making the product look bad as a whole if I'm being perfectly honest.
How can WWE expect their viewers to get invested in their product when their wrestlers can't even keep invested in playing these characters themselves? Is this supposed to be the main draw of this "Reality Era" of WWE, that we as fans are supposed to be content with heel and face ailments have no weight whatsoever?
So much for the training montage when their endurance was cut in half here. Where it took them roughly 18 minutes to score a single pinfall on each other at Brooklyn, it took less than 10 minutes to pinfalls on each other during this event.
I have to mention the crowd at this point and say that bringing the Takeover special back to Full Sail University didn't do them any favors in my eyes as the chants were distracting to the match itself. We get it, you’re excited and want to express your excitement for the ladies of NXT getting an opportunity this big, but sometimes the Japanese approach to wrestling fandom is the appropriate one where you SHUT THE FUCK UP and enjoy the awesomeness in silence and out of respect.
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| Sasha Banks... making her haters cry, one kid at a time. |
The final fall came down to the wire where Bayley locked in what looked like a variation of Perry Saturn's Rings of Saturn submission hold, which forced Sasha Banks to submit (well it wasn't really clear with the bad camera angle...) with 3 seconds left on the clock to allow Bayley to retain. Cool, but I felt that they tried to replicate the Bret Hart versus Shawn Michaels dynamic enough here from the multiple rest holds during the early phase of the match to the array of submissions thrown around left and right during the final moments.
Closing Thoughts
I'll agree with most critics and say that this event was miles above and beyond what we've been given on Monday Night RAW and |
| You would think that Sasha was going into the Hall of Fame after this post-match celebration. I know Lita's going like damn... |
How can WWE expect their viewers to get invested in their product when their wrestlers can't even keep invested in playing these characters themselves? Is this supposed to be the main draw of this "Reality Era" of WWE, that we as fans are supposed to be content with heel and face ailments have no weight whatsoever?
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