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REVIEW -- DC's Titans (Season 2 - Episodes 1-13; DC Universe Original)



Titans follows the young superheroes of the eponymous team as they combat evil and other perils. Disbanded when the story begins, the series sees the team return when the original and new members reform the Titans. The Titans fight crime throughout various locations, with their base of operations in San Francisco.

The first members of the team to appear in the series are Batman's former vigilante partner Dick Grayson, extraterrestrial Kory Anders, empath Rachel Roth, and shapeshifter Garfield "Gar" Logan. Dick is later revealed as one of the original Titans, alongside half-Amazon Donna Troy and crime-fighting duo Dawn Granger and Hank Hall. After the Titans reform, the team is joined by Batman's new partner Jason Todd, assassin Rose Wilson, and genetic clone Conner.

In the first season, Rachel comes to Dick for protection from dangerous forces pursuing her, which leads to them meeting and teaming up with Kory and Gar. The heroes eventually learn that Rachel is being targeted by her demon father Trigon, who seeks to enslave the world. The season also depicts Dick's efforts to distance himself from his mentor and his Robin persona, while Kory struggles with a bout of amnesia that leaves her unaware of her true identity.

The second season focuses on the official reformation of the Titans as Dick leads a new team composed of Rachel, Gar, and Jason. The Titans' return, however, leads to the reemergence of feared assassin Deathstroke, whose prior conflict with the original team caused their disbanding. As Deathstroke attempts to eliminate the heroes, the original Titans are forced to face him again, while other threats emerge from the malevolent Cadmus Laboratories and Kory's younger sister Blackfire.



Cast:



Main

Brenton Thwaites as Richard "Dick" Grayson / Robin / Nightwing
Anna Diop as Koriand'r / Kory Anders / Starfire
Teagan Croft as Rachel Roth
Ryan Potter as Garfield "Gar" Logan
Curran Walters as Jason Todd / Robin (season 2; recurring season 1)
Conor Leslie as Donna Troy / Wonder Girl (season 2; guest season 1) Andi Hubick portrays Donna Troy as a teenager and Afrodite Drossos portrays Donna as a child.
Minka Kelly as Dawn Granger / Dove (season 2; recurring season 1)
Alan Ritchson as Hank Hall / Hawk (season 2; recurring season 1) Tait Blum portrays the young Hank.
Esai Morales as Slade Wilson / Deathstroke (season 2)
Chelsea Zhang as Rose Wilson (season 2)
Joshua Orpin as Subject 13 / Conner (season 2) The character was previously portrayed by body double Brooker Muir in the first season.

Recurring


Rachel Nichols as Angela Azarath: Rachel's biological mother, secretly in allegiance with Trigon.
Seamus Dever as Trigon: An interdimensional demon with the power to destroy worlds and Rachel's father.[27] Dever also portrays Frank Finney, a Gotham City police captain, along with an ice cream truck driver and a drug supplier in the illusions created by Trigon.
Iain Glen as Bruce Wayne / Batman (season 2): A billionaire who moonlights as a feared vigilante in Gotham City and Dick's former mentor. The character was previously portrayed by stunt doubles Alain Moussi and Maxim Savarias in the first season.
Michael Mosley as Dr. Arthur Light (season 2): A former physicist who turned criminal after gaining the ability to control light energy.
Chella Man as Jericho (season 2): Deathstroke's mute son and Rose's half-brother, who has the power to possess other people's bodies through eye contact.
Raoul Bhaneja as Walter Hawn (season 2): The vice president of special projects at Cadmus Laboratories.
Natalie Gumede as Mercy Graves (season 2): The personal security specialist to Lex Luthor, assigned to oversee Cadmus Laboratories.
Demore Barnes as William Wintergreen (season 2): Deathstroke's handler and friend.
Mayko Nguyen as Adeline (season 2): Jericho's mother and Deathstroke's ex-wife.
Guest
Introduced in season 2

Drew Van Acker as Garth / Aqualad: A member of the original Titans from Atlantis possessing hydrokinetic and enhanced physical abilities.
Robbie Jones as Faddei: A royal guard from Tamaran and former romantic interest of Kory.
Ann Magnuson as Jillian: An Amazon monitoring Donna.
Genevieve Angelson as Eve Watson: A scientist at Cadmus Laboratories who created Conner.
Damaris Lewis as Blackfire: A Tamaranean royal and Kory's sister.
Evan Jones as Len Armstrong: A prison guard at the Kane County Correctional Facility.
Orel De La Mota as Rafi: A Kane County inmate who illegally entered the United States after he fled Corto Maltese.
Julian Works as Luis: An undocumented immigrant from Corto Maltese detained in Kane County with Rafi and Santos.
Rey Gallegos as Santos: Rafi and Luis's cellmate and fellow Corto Maltese undocumented immigrant.
McKinley Freeman as the psychiatrist: A psychiatrist who encounters Kory in Las Vegas.
Currie Graham as Stuart: The creator of Dick's costume, posing as a shoemaker.
Peter MacNeill as Lionel Luthor: A retired scientist and Lex Luthor's father.
Curtis Lum as Benny: A contact of Dick.
Elizabeth Whitmere as Ellis' sister: The sister of Hank and Dawn's farmhand.
Drew Scheid as Faux Hawk: A teenager who poses as Hawk.
Patrick Garrow as cage announcer: The announcer for Hank's cage fights.
Hanneke Talbot as Selinda Flinders / Shimmer: A metahuman criminal with the ability to alter compounds and elements.
Sarah Deakins as Martha Kent: Superman's adoptive mother.
Olunike Adeliyi as Mati Matisse: A burlesque dancer formerly in a relationship with Wintergreen.
Sydney Kuhne as Dani: A runaway fleeing from an abusive household.
Ishan Morris as Caleb: Dani's abusive father.




Episode Summaries 

(** SPOILERS!! **)


1 "Trigon"

Hank, Dawn, and Jason arrive at Angela's house, joining Donna and Kory in attempting to stop Trigon, but they all succumb to Trigon's powers. Trigon breaks Rachel's will by having the heroes seemingly beat Gar to death. With Rachel under his control, Trigon begins to destroy all life around him, starting with Angela. However, Gar survives and uses his friendship with Rachel to free her from Trigon. In turn, Rachel saves Dick before defeating her father and freeing the rest. Afterwards, the heroes go their separate ways, with Dick accompanied by Jason, Rachel, and Gar. Dick meets with Bruce to reconcile and reestablish the Titans at Titans Tower, their original San Francisco base. Bruce agrees to have Dick lead a new team under the condition that Jason joins. Meanwhile, Deathstroke comes out of retirement when he learns that the Titans have resurfaced.


2 "Rose"

Three months after Trigon's defeat, Dick continues to train his team in San Francisco where Rachel's powers begin to act strangely. Dick rescues a female metahuman on the run and attempts to recruit her into the Titans, despite her resistance to receiving help. Jason and Gar identify the young woman as Rose Wilson, Deathstroke's daughter. Hank and Dawn have retired to Wyoming, but tensions ensue when Hank discovers that Dawn is continuing to operate as Dove. In Chicago, Kory and Donna fight crime together and capture rogue metahuman Shimmer. Dawn, Hank, and Donna are forced to reunite with Dick when Dr. Arthur Light escapes from prison and begins targeting the Titans. Kory encounters fellow Tamaranean Faddei, who takes her captive.


3 "Ghosts"

Donna, Hank, and Dawn meet Dick at the Titans Tower, who notifies them that Deathstroke is in the city and pursuing Rose. Rose reveals to Dick that she is attempting to assassinate Deathstroke because he killed her brother Jericho. Working together against the Titans, Deathstroke tells Dr. Light of his plan to lure the heroes to them by separating the weaker members from the group. After Dr. Light escapes from the original team, Jason convinces Gar to search for him on their own. Jason defeats Dr. Light, but is ambushed by Deathstroke. Meanwhile, Faddei informs Kory that her sister Blackfire has ordered her return to Tamaran to become queen. A call from Rachel about losing control of her powers, however, prompts Kory to trap Faddei in her ship and travel back to her friends.


4 "Aqualad"

Five years before the present day, an assignment sends Deathstroke to San Francisco where Jericho and his mother Adeline are hiding. Assisted by new member Garth, the original Titans capture Dr. Light. Garth and Donna harbor romantic feelings for each other, but Donna has resisted Garth's advances because the Amazons require that she return to Themyscira. After the two ultimately have a sexual encounter, Garth learns from Dick that Donna will be leaving immediately. When Garth appears before Donna at an airport to persuade her to stay, he is shot by Deathstroke. The surviving members of the team identify Deathstroke as Garth's killer and dedicate themselves to hunting him down. A week later, Jericho is befriended by Dick, unaware that Dick seeks revenge against his father.


5 "Deathstroke"

Following Jason's abduction, Deathstroke kills Dr. Light and informs the heroes that he will release Jason in exchange for Rose. The original Titans explain their situation to Kory after she arrives, as Gar, Rachel, and Rose eavesdrop on the conversation. Rose attempts to escape when she learns that the team is considering surrendering her and is nearly killed by Rachel's unstable powers. After Dick tells his teammates that they will ambush Deathstroke under the guise of making the exchange, he secretly meets with Deathstroke in a skyscraper to offer his life for Jason's. Unmoved, Deathstroke reveals that he has bound Jason to a scaffold rigged with explosives. Kory intervenes, but she and Dick are unable to stop Deathstroke from activating the explosives, sending Jason falling from the skyscraper.


6 "Conner"

In Metropolis, Subject 13 escapes from Cadmus Laboratories with Krypto, calling himself "Conner" after the nametag on a uniform he takes. Memories bring Conner to Lionel Luthor's Kansas home before Mercy Graves' team, accompanied by Dr. Eve Watson, attacks him. Defeating the team, Conner confronts Eve, who reveals that she created him from the DNA of Superman and Lex Luthor. Eve takes Conner to the original Cadmus facility in San Francisco to help him better understand himself and the traits that he shares with his DNA hosts. Urging him to flee, Eve also warns Conner not to draw attention to himself by using his powers, but Conner disregards her warning when he sees Jason falling. Upon saving Jason, Conner is shot with kryptonite bullets as Graves' team recaptures Krypto.


7 "Bruce Wayne"

Dick leaves Titans Tower to search for Deathstroke while a hallucination of Bruce torments him over guilt that he feels. In Dick's absence, the team find items planted around the Tower that remind them of painful memories. Jason is accused by the other Titans of being responsible, until Dick's search uncovers that Deathstroke has infiltrated the Tower. With Jason contemplating suicide over the recent events, Dick admits to him that he is at fault for what has transpired because he killed Jericho. Eve arrives at the Tower after freeing Krypto, where she finds Conner dying from kryptonite poisoning. When Eve informs Kory that Conner can only be healed by solar radiation, Kory uses her powers to save him.


8 "Jericho"

In 2014, the Titans use their friendship with Jericho to obtain information on Deathstroke. Against Dawn's advice to leave him out of their battle, Dick recruits Jericho into the team upon discovering the powers that he possesses. Jericho agrees to join when Dick tells him the truth about his father and the heroes' search for him. Deathstroke learns of the Titans' contact with Jericho and after completing his hit on Jillian, severely injures Donna as a warning to stay away from his son. Dick responds by confronting Deathstroke amid a private meeting between him and Jericho, prompting a fight that ends in Deathstroke's favor. Before Deathstroke can kill Dick, however, Jericho jumps in front of his father's blade and is stabbed instead. Afterwards, the Titans disband.


9 "Atonement"

After Dick reveals the truth about Jericho's death to his team, all of the Titans except Gar leave Titans Tower. Jason and Rose depart together and Kory reunites with Faddei, while Rachel accompanies Donna before escaping to be on her own. Gar takes Conner out in public, which ends disastrously when Conner attacks a group of police officers. Dick encounters Deathstroke, who declares that their fight is over so long as Dick remains isolated from his friends and he will eliminate the Titans if they reform. Heeding Deathstroke's warning, Dick allows himself to be arrested. Believing that their presence together harms others, Hank breaks up with Dawn. Faddei informs Kory that they are being hunted by Blackfire, who became queen after murdering their parents. Kory is forced to kill Faddei when Blackfire takes over his body and vows to pursue her sister.


10 "Fallen"

Incarcerated at the Kane County Correctional Facility, Dick helps undocumented immigrants Rafi and Luis escape prison before they can be deported to Corto Maltese. Rachel joins a group of runaways led by Dani after she uses her powers to save Dani from her abusive father Caleb, unaware that she also caused his death. Conner is found at Titans Tower by Mercy, who convinces him to return to Cadmus by assuring him they can fix his personality shifts. Mercy takes an interest in Gar when he is brought to Cadmus with Conner and Krypto. Searching for Rachel, Donna uncovers the aftermath of Cadmus' assault on the Tower.


11 "E.L._.O."

While in isolation, Dick realizes that Jericho is still alive inside of Deathstroke's body. Kory, Rachel, Donna, and Dawn are lured to the Elko Diner by Bruce in an effort to reunite the team. Learning of Dick's incarceration, Rachel and Kory head off to rescue him, while Donna and Dawn leave to search for Gar. When they raid the prison, Rachel and Kory find Dick missing from his cell and a message about Jericho being alive. Rose, growing close to Jason, informs Deathstroke that she is done helping him manipulate the Titans. Mercy has Gar subjected to an experiment that causes him to involuntarily turn violent upon command.


12 "Faux Hawk"

Gar is unwillingly used by Cadmus to violently unleash his powers in public, which Mercy plans to culminate with an attack on a carnival. Donna and Dawn plan to stop Cadmus when they learn about Gar's and Conner's brainwashing. Unable to find Dick, Kory and Rachel return to San Francisco to also rescue Gar, while Kory's powers begin to diminish. Rose admits to Jason that she had been helping Deathstroke, causing Jason to leave her. With the Titans reuniting, Deathstroke prepares to eliminate them and contacts Rose to join him. After Adeline informs Dick of Deathstroke's plans and asks him to save Jericho, Dick obtains a new costume. In Wyoming, Hank struggles with drug addiction while working as a cage fighter.


13 "Nightwing"

Rose helps Dick fight Deathstroke and kills him, while Jericho jumps into her body. Advertising him as a supersoldier to potential bidders, Mercy has the brainwashed Conner defeat Gar at the carnival before sending him after the Titans when they intervene. The team frees Gar and Conner from their brainwashing and defeats Cadmus, but Donna is killed when she prevents a damaged transmission tower from landing on civilians. In the aftermath, Rachel leaves for Themyscira with Donna's body in an attempt to resurrect her, while Jason departs by himself, and Dick, Kory, Gar, Hank, Dawn, Rose, and Conner form a new Titans team. Elsewhere, Blackfire arrives on Earth by taking over the body of an unsuspecting woman.






The Verdict:


While gathering my thoughts on the second season of this show, I went back and re-read what I felt about Season One to see if I felt the same thing here as I did with Season Two. Unlike most people who were covering the show online week to week, I did what I did with the first season and binge-watched it within a few days over the days I had off from work around the holidays.


Action & Visuals


The cosplay looking costumes was one of the highlights that I critiqued the initial season of this show for in my review of the first season, but I'm delighted to see that DC Universe went to back to the drawing board on a lot of the costumes. Dove's costume was a favorite of mine back in Season One, but it really stands out in this season when it's in one of the more well-lit scenes.



One of the main reasons that I loved the "Aqualad" episode so much was that all of the OG Titans looked pretty bad ass in their costumes during that episode. That was only the icing on the cake when the accompanying action was solid too.



Whoever is doing their fight choreography for this show needs to go over to the CW and give the bulk of the Arrowverse shows some pointers.

Trigon makes his appearance in the premiere episode of Season Two.

Trigon on the other hand? I'm pretty split on his look in this series. The CGI could have been a LOT worse coming from DC, with The Flash on CW's iteration of Bloodwork immediately coming to mind.



That being said, we still got some pretty darn good action sequences in this season, which was something that never was a negative in the first season. I'm just glad that things didn't take a nose dive in quality among all of the creative changes in the narrative direction for this season.


Narrative


The cliffhanger that they ended the first season with Dick Grayson being corrupted by Trigon and his looming threat didn't last much more than the first episode into Season Two. The rumors ended up being true with DC Universe getting cold feet and ending the first season initially where it was supposed to end at that point as Raven (with her "new" powers gifted to her by her father) defeats him with ease after breaking free from his influence and brought the team back to a sense of normalcy.

At this point, I really thought that this show was going to go in the direction that Young Justice has gone in their third season (also on the DC Universe streaming platform) with Nightwing acting as a mentor of sorts to a group of younger heroes in training while getting his old band back together to join them with Hawk, Dove, Donna Troy, and the newcomer Kory (Starfire).

Instead, we're saddled with a subplot that sees Dick reliving his angst and inner turmoil from his past relationship with Bruce Wayne (who actually appears in this season) that feels like a complete rehash of what Dick was dealing with in Season One. The only difference here is that Dick's inner turmoil derives from his own decision to manipulate a young metahuman named Jericho to get closer to his father, Deathstroke, that killed the original Titans' ally, Aqualad. Deathstroke was on assignment to assassinate Donna Troy's friend, but Aqualad got in the way and was gunned down instead. The original Titans vowed to avenge their friend's demise by taking down Deathstroke. Instead, Deathstroke proved to be a much more capable opponent than anything that they could handle and they were forced to disband after Jericho died saving Dick's life while he was the costumed hero Robin. Dick lied to his team that Jericho was already dead when he confronted Deathstroke on his own and kept it a secret all of these years.

I didn't understand why that was such a big deal to keep a secret. The OG Titans already knew that Dick (with their encouragement actually, especially with his then-girlfriend Dove saying "Be like Batman") was just using Jericho to get closer to Deathstroke and even came clean to the kid about their intentions. It was Jericho's choice to sacrifice himself to save Dick, even though they had all agreed to let Jericho confront his father on his own terms, but Dick followed him to the church anyway. Whether he told them the truth or not, the team still disbanded after what happened to Jericho. I could understand all of the secrecy if the OG Titans were still working together as a team collectively but they all went their separate directions and pretty much gave up on the costumed life for the most part up to this point. They only came back into the fold to help deal with whatever was going on with Rachel (Raven) back in Season One.

When the Titans start working together to first takedown Trigon and then Dr. Light shortly thereafter, it gets the ire of Deathstroke, who threatens to tear their "family" apart once again. This time, he has has a sleeper agent within their ranks as his daughter, Rose. I thought this was FAR too easy to see coming as anyone who knew who she was from the comics or got wind of the casting news when it leaked online that they were going with spin of this infamous story from the comic book lore.

I thought the on-screen chemistry between Rose Wilson (Chelsea Zhang) and Jason Todd (Curran Walters) was really well done from the scenes that they shared together, even though I don't like Curran Walters nor Jason Todd in the least. That kid just comes across as he should be in one of those Kick-Ass movies rather this show, especially when you look at him in costume. Chelsea Zhang, on the other hand, excels in most of the scenes she's in with the majority of the cast. There was one point where Jason was getting so much shit from his older mentors on the Titans to the point where that he was ready to jump off of the roof of the Titans Tower building that they were all living in. I understood that they were shooting for the audience to feel sorry for the kid, but I was sitting there going, "Go ahead and put the kid out of his misery. Maybe he'll come back with a better personality when he's revived as Red Hood." I honestly didn't give a damn about Jason Todd here since Season One. I know that I'm weird in that regard as he's a much more "likeable" Robin than Dick has been since the start of this show, but can't say that I ever was a fan of the character - pre-Red Hood anyway.




In a nice throwback to the comics, the Titans TV seres launched a poll after Episode 3 to allow fans to vote on Jason Todd's fate to see whether he lives or dies, despite already filming these episodes in succession. It's not like they were going to allow fan votes to sway the outcome of how the events of this season were going to unfold, but it was a nice little throwback regardless, even though that this is the second season in a row where they "teased" Jason Todd's demise for fun.

The way they handled the narrative with between the original Titans and Deathstroke throughout the course of this season was pretty muddled up, but we finally got the payoff to Dick's journey that should have been the climax to Season One with him putting his past behind him and becoming Nightwing.

I haven't seen enough of the Arrowverse version of Slade to have a concrete opinion on him compared to this one, but in terms of costumes, I'm digging the Titans iteration more here.


Speaking of Deathstroke/Slade Wilson, I didn't mind how he was used in this season. He quickly assumes the role of the main antagonist for this season, even though he's overshadowed by Cadmus' own machinations in the season finale, but exists as a constant threat to this team of young heroes in every scene that he appears in. I don't buy for a second that he's dead either. He will probably be back down the road in some capacity, especially since Jericho found the means to survive his own demise. Don't forget that Rose (who has the same powers as her father) survived being mangled by Rachel's powers in their brief skirmish too and healed back to normal without any repercussions.

My best friend gave me the season of Arrow where Deathstroke appears in that series on DVD, but I haven't had the chance to watch that in any capacity to compare that iteration with this one. I will just say that I was completely fine with how his character was handled here. Simply put, you don't fuck with a man's family and expect to get away with it. Slade Wilson had the Titans draw his children into the crossfire on two separate occasions and still came up short in their encounters with him. It wasn't until Rose (under her Ravager persona) teamed up with Dick (under his new Nightwing moniker and costume), that they were able to defeat him.

Dick's new costume looks like it was pulled straight out of the Batman: Arkham video games and that's a GOOD thing. 

The season finale/payoff to finally see Dick Grayson put his past behind him and embrace this new costumed identity as Nightwing was well worth the wait, but goddamn was it frustrating that we had to endure an extended rehash of Dick's journey from Season One (along with Rachel's too with her struggles with her powers) to get there. Mind you, there were leaked set photos from the Season One finale that Dick was going to be Nightwing at that point before the various reshoots and rewrites that resulted in a lot of the Titans' backstories getting a soft reboot in this season.


I hate to saddle this show with claims that it was utter shit to start to finish like a lot of other reviews blasting it over the internet, but much like with Season One, I didn't think it was that bad. There's actually three episodes of note that I thought were really well-done.


"Aqualad" (Season 2, Episode 4)



The more that I think about it, the more I have to agree that this was the best episode of the entire season. Gone is the rough around the edges approach to the modern day format of Dick's Titans team of super-powered people and instead, we're treated to a look back in the past to a clever reboot of sorts to the original iteration of this team, consisting of Robin (Dick Grayson), Hawk (Hank Hill), Dove (Dawn Granger), Wonder Girl (Donna Troy), and Aqualad (Garth of Atlantis). This episode takes the complete "villain of the week" formula from the CW's Arrowverse, pitting this team against Dr. Light. I can't say that I was too crazy about Dr. Light's costume looking like he's going for some techno-steampunk hybrid version of Gladiator, but it worked for the most part. It wasn't that the team-based action sequences (something the CW Arrowverse really struggles with in their various team-up episodes and crossovers) in this episode clicked that made this episode shine. That was only a small contribution to the overall "reboot" of sorts to the Titans' origins here. The writers showed their ability to write multiple characters well in this episode too with the various revisions to the established cast. For example, Dawn and Dick were openly dating at this point instead of being insisted that it happened behind Hank's back as suggested in the first season. Donna Troy's insistence to not get attached with her return to Themyscira around the corner was tested as she struggled to keep her feelings about Garth under the surface. She thought that she could have a one night fling with him and leave all of that behind, but when push came to shove, she couldn't leave him (her heart in more ways than one) behind. Her world came crashing down when Garth is gunned down in front of her by Deathstroke, who was aiming for her Amazonian confidant, Jillian, instead.

Even out of context, this episode is just so damn good. If you don't watch anything else from Titans in Season 2, go out of your way to watch this episode. It's a perfect example of what this show could be going forward following the fact that this season got all of the messy tape of dealing with Dick dealing with his past out of the way.


"Conner" (Season 2, Episode 6)



This entire episode is a departure from the rest of the Titans team that we have come to know to date as it follows Subject 13 as he wakes up out of one of Cadmus Laboratories' facilities and breaks out with his dog that he appropriately names, Krypto. The episode serves as his origin story since this was pretty much a continuation of the brief teaser that we were given at the end of Season One that added in the revelation that Conner Kent is the genetic clone hybrid made from both Superman and Lex Luthor's DNA. When this season started, I figured he wouldn't have anything to do with the conflict with Trigon as Kryptonians are traditionally weak versus magical threats, so he wouldn't have been an asset to bring in at that point. I wasn't too particularly fond of the Cadmus scientist, Eve Watson (played by Genevieve Angelson), who was acting like his "mother" at first, but by the end of that episode I was sold on their relationship.

Ultimately, this episode stood out because it was such a departure from what we were used to with following the other heroes in this show up to this point and served as an excellent "hiatus" of sorts from what was going on in the current narrative with their ongoing conflict with Deathstroke.


"Jericho" (Season 2, Episode 8)



This episode serves as a continuation of the flashback started back in "Aqualad" with the OG Titans befriending a young mute metahuman named Jericho. Dick and the other Titans are really going out of their way to hang out with the kid and welcome him into their circle, but it's quickly revealed that they have an ulterior motive - Jericho is Deathstroke's son. Following the death of Garth, Dawn haunted Dick with the words, "Be like Batman" - something that he hasn't let go of doing. I know a lot of people tend to harp on Dick's retreading the familiar territory of his stress of having to live up to Batman's high expectations from Season One in this season too, but I saw that mental wound being ripped open again from what happened to him in the dreamscape following what happened to the Titans after their run-in with Trigon at the start of this season, thus forcing Dick to relive that mistake again in this season until he could properly put those feelings to rest instead of just burying them in the back of his mind. In this episode, we see the start of Dick going down that dark path to "be like Batman" as how Dawn put it, as he sought the means to get close to Deathstroke by any means possible, even if it meant manipulating and using his own son to do - as long as it resulted in a victory for the Titans and revenge for their fallen ally.

This episode shines in multiple regards as we don't simply see how vulnerable and desperate the OG Titans are following the death of Garth in this flashback, but we see that Slade Wilson doesn't deny that he's monster for what he has done as an assassin; he just wants to be a good father to his son. The only thing he ever wanted was that his son saw that side of him, only to destroy the child-like fondness that his son had over his father prior to the Titans exposing the truth of Deathstroke's "work" to Jericho. This is a complete 180 from the ruthless antagonist that we have come to know Slade as up to this point.

(Laughs) That being said, it's even more crazy to me that this is the same actor that played Manny Lopez (George's estranged father) in George Lopez Show. I doubt I can go back and watch those episodes and not see Slade Wilson as George's dad now.

Characters

I'm not knocking on the cast this time around. I thought the returning and recurring cast members seemed much more comfortable in these roles this time around instead of the "growing pains" of sorts that they had in the first season. Their confidence shined through in a wealth of these scenes, especially with some of the newcomers who joined in Season 2.

The Bat Family (Bruce Wayne, Dick Grayson, Jason Todd / Robin)


Like previously mentioned, Dick retreads a lot of the familiar territory that we saw back in Season One, coping from his inner angst and guilt to lash out with violent tendencies. The same actions that saw Jericho lose his life due to his actions. There was one moment where I thought Dick was going to mature past that "angry teen" phase that he was ridden in for both seasons where he was the responsible adult leading this new generation of Titans, only to regress back into the same character that we saw back in the first season of this show. It was admittedly very frustrating to see him not return back to this by the end of the season, but at least we got some closure to his inner turmoil that saw him stop blaming Bruce Wayne for his personal darkness. Things seemed to look up in the closing moments of the season though as he's back in a position of leadership for the Titans going forward with a clear head and renewed purpose.

What the actual fuck... Seriously though, Bruce Wayne's "ghost" in Dick's head was worth a few laughs at times.
Having Bruce Wayne show up for the vast majority of this season as a hallucination was a massive disservice to that character, even though he did lend a hand to the Titans during the season finale. Hell, even that great pep talk from Bruce that saw him rally Dawn, Donna, Kory, and Rachel together to save Dick, Conner, and Gar wasn't even real. That ended up being a fabrication of Rachel's powers, subconsciously manipulating them to reunite after their falling out.

It didn't hit me until near the end of the season that Bruce is played by the same actor who played the doctor in the Paul W.S. Anderson-helmed Resident Evil movies. Couldn't we cast someone as Bruce who wasn't already balding his hair out? (Laughs) I'm just sayin'.

I have already expressed my distaste for Jason Todd / Robin in this series, but I'll give Curran Walters credit where it's due. The kid made the character work for him, even though it came off as a whiny bitch at times. His highlights for this season shine best when he is sharing screen time with Rose (Chelsea Zhang). I thought it was rather odd that he didn't have any major scenes with Bruce in this season either to say that he was recommended for Dick's new Titans' team by Bruce in the first place. The more I think about it, the more I think that the costumed life as a whole, especially those who surround themselves around Jason have a negative impact on his development as a character and as a hero. Dick thought he had it bad as Batman's sidekick, but imagine what Jason is going through? He has to deliver to somehow perform to Batman's high expectations as well as be deemed worthy of living up to the mantle that Dick wore before him as Robin, along with proving himself amongside so many established heroes among the likes of Hawk, Dove, and Wonder Girl. All of that pressure coming in from all sides is enough to make anyone crack. I can't blame him for getting to the point of having to be literally talked out of jumping off the roof of the Titans Tower.




Kory Anders (Starfire)


Her character arc in this season seemed all over the place with the stops and starts. I'm going to assume that she's going to get a little more depth in the third season with the arrival of her sister Blackfire arriving on Earth.

I did appreciate that she maintained the role of a "big sister" to Rachel to compliment the "big brother" role that Dick played in both seasons to her. Those were the moments that really shone bright for her in this season when she stood as the metaphorical "guiding light" to the other Titans' darkness.

It felt like the writers didn't realize that they wrote an almost identical path for Donna Troy and Kory in this season at one point. Both of them were women who were estranged from their homeland, only to be taking to costumed crime-fighting to "distract" themselves from their true callings. On second thought, that might have been on purpose, given their buddy cop pairing together for a few episodes.

It felt like they wrote her diminishing powers as a cop out to write off anyone other Donna Troy could save those innocent bystanders during the season finale while Superboy was in no condition to help following his battle with the Titans and waking up from Cadmus' control.



Hawk and Dove (Hank Hall and Dawn Granger)


I said it back during my review on Season One and I'll repeat it here, I think Dawn and Dick make a better couple than Hank and Dawn. I get it that Hawk and Dawn have the common ground from their shared experiences and trauma, but that doesn't tie them to the hip. Hank wanted to give up and just quit at least three different times now and almost seems to be dragged back into the fight kicking and screaming. Plus if I'm honest, his frat boy/macho bullshit is getting stale at this point. Dick is a dick at times from his past experiences from being Batman's sidekick, but he's not a flat out douchebag like Hank is. I can't think of any redeeming qualities of that guy at all.

That episode "Faux Hawk" seemed completely out of place in this season - at least the part where Hank was working as a cage fighter. It seemed as if the writers wanted to have Dove move on and be her own heroine but went "OH SHIT WE FORGOT TO SHOW WHAT HAPPENED TO HANK!" after the fact when they started moving the other chess pieces to have the Titans reuniting for the season finale to confront both Deathstroke and Cadmus. To say that the guy sold his costume while on some drug addicted binge is just sad. Hank needs help and that's something that I felt was swept underneath the rug far too fast to wrap this season up in the final two episodes.

Dawn isn't without her own set of flaws too. Where as Hank is content with neglecting their costumed vigilante exploits in favor of his drug-addiction, Dawn is addicted to being a heroine - almost to the point of being a martyr. I felt that she could be punishing herself for pushing Dick down the path that he went with pursuing and manipulating Jericho and getting the ire of Deathstroke to come down on the Titans. I just know that her relationship with Hank is anything but good for the both of them.


Donna Troy / Wonder Girl


If I didn't love this character enough during her introduction at the tail end of Season One, I found a way to love her even more in this season, especially after being treated to more of her backstory following the "Aqualad" episode. Garth / Aqualad appears in a single episode and proves to be the heart and soul of this team, explaining why we found all of the founding Titans in such a dark place in the first season (or still are following those events). Garth's death explains why she was distant to coming back to the costumed life when Dick first contacted her for help back in Season One and why she reluctant to take it up again, despite being an advocate for justice. The heroic irony of her path in this season is that she's been running from her destiny all of this time, only to meet her demise embracing it in the season finale. The closing moments of the season saw Rachel accompanying the Amazons to take her body to Themysirca, but I selfishly hope they don't revive her in the third season (something her actress already teased for Season Three) as it would cheapen Donna's sacrifice here.

Instead, they have left the door wide open to have Cassandra Sandsmark be the new Wonder Girl in the future. Fans of Young Justice should be familiar with that iteration of the character that debuted in Season Two of that animated series.




Rachel (Raven)


Following the defeat of Trigon, it felt like the situation with the changes to Rachel's powers was being vastly ignored by the other Titans in favor to what was going on with Deathstroke over the course of this season. We never got to find out what happened to that piece of dark magic that splintered off of her and brought that gargoyle to life that killed her friend's abusive father. That was one hell of a plot hole that was left out to the wild. That being said, I found myself always intrigued with what was going on with the evolution of her powers. I would like to assume that will continue being a focal point going forward, especially in the upcoming third season.

It's a rather silly at times that Rachel has like full mastery over these powers at the most convenient times of the plot. I swear, her powers are more of a plot device than the Sword of Omens in Thundercats ever was in this show at times.


Gar (Garfield Logan / Beast Boy)


Just like in the first season, Gar was easily forgettable in this season. He got a lot of screen time following the team disbanding following Dick's "truth bomb", but ultimately didn't do anything of note in this season outside of becoming another one of Cadmus' pawns. I have to wonder if anyone removed whatever Cadmus inserted into his brain following the events of the season finale. He was just sitting around at the dinner table like nothing happened by that point. I know it was Rachel who "woke" him up, but


Superboy / Subject 13

I loved that they went with the New 52 iteration of Superboy with his ties to both Lex Luthor and Superman as a clone of the two. To say that he (along with Krypto the Superdog) was teased all the way back in the finale of Season One and had to wait until six solid episodes into the second was a bit poorly planned though. His introduction episode, appropriately named "Conner", was pretty much everything I had hoped for his origins into this continuity, even though I wasn't too crazy at first about his surrogate mother (Eve Watson) who turned her back on Cadmus' goals and ambitions in favor of allowing Conner to escape and establish his own identity. Conner is much like how the scientists at Cadmus described him as "child-like, with a sense of wonder and curiosity about where he belongs in this world." For his role in this season, there's absolutely nothing wrong with that. Further explorations about his origins and establishing his own identity from his "fathers" can come in due time.


The Wilson Family (Rose, Jericho, Slade / Deathstroke)

From the moment that she was brought into Titans Tower, I pegged Rose to be this iteration of Titans' "Terra" from the popular mythos (both comics and animated media). It seemed like that was where they were going with her casually flirting with Gar before settling for Jason Todd as he was easily the most vulnerable out of the new generation of Titans. In the back of my head, I couldn't ignore the fact that she was Slade's daughter and I already knew that she had a history in the comics continuity of being aligned with her father before going off on her own devices. I was glad that they didn't make her character arc this season that predictable, but it was pretty silly - or rather fucking careless - that the Titans allowed her to be on her own so much in their home, especially when they were supposed to be keeping tabs on her. 

Seeing Jericho's story play out here is interesting as I was positive that's what the next string of Teen Titans-related DC animated films (those within the same canon and continuity as Justice League: WAR) were going to be about, especially following the tease at the end of Teen Titans: The Judas Contract. Jericho was the focus of about two different episodes in this season but despite from the little screen time that he shared with the rest of this cast of characters, I definitely left an impact on this show as a whole. Jericho brightened the mood of this show that was so accustomed to being as dark and brooding as the DC Extended Universe with a much lighter tone. Where Garth was the OG Titans' heart and soul of that team, Jericho came in shortly thereafter as their mortal compass. You could easily say that Jericho served as Deathstroke's "conscience" as well. He was something that buried deep within him (literally)  that was crying out for him to do the right thing, only to be ignored time and time again as Deathstroke completed his contracts, causing Jericho to be an unwilling witness to his father's vile and heinous acts. I thought it was pretty odd that Rose would be so open to allow Jericho to jump into her mind and body without question following Deathstroke's demise, especially we didn't see any of their history together from the flashbacks this season.  

Slade's relationship with his children seems to stem from the overarching theme from this series as a whole, the struggles of dealing with having to live a double life to protect those you care about. Slade thought he was protecting his family from his work by keeping it a secret when that merely made them even bigger targets when Garth was caught in the crossfire during one of his assassination contracts. You would think that Slade would have learned his lesson after the accident that resulted in Jericho becoming mute due to the severe injuries suffered to his throat. I thought it was pretty baffling that Slade wasn't aware of Jericho's presence in his own body all of that time. I couldn't imagine how fucked up it could have been for him in the years that followed as an unwilling passenger to Deathstroke's various assassination contracts. 


Mercy Graves & Cadmus Laboratories

I don't know what they were going for with Mercy Graves in this continuity. I'm always intrigued to see her pop up in new mediums following Superman: The Animated Series with Lisa Edelstein's voice behind the character. Wasn't too surprising to see her in a lesbian couple, given her comic book counterpart was regarded as having Amazonian origins in that continuity. I didn't see what was the point of showing her as a wife and mother to two disrespectful children when it didn't contribute anything to the villainous persona that this season was craving out for her. It just came off rather odd given everything else she would do later involving her machinations with Cadmus. I suppose that one could convey that as a tad bit of depth in terms of characterization, showing that she has two sides of the same coin that can be described as her life that she deals with, much like the costumed heroes of the Titans and Deathstroke too.

They tried with Mercy here, but she's definitely not the villain that people are talking about after this season made air. Without a shadow of a doubt, Deathstroke is the talk of the town in this season while Mercy was regulated as a minor inconvenience in the Superboy/Cadmus subplot. It's a darn shame too as I thought Natalie Gumede looked stunning in the role and put her own unique take on the character for her live-action television debut. 



Watch It or Don't Bother?

Annoying in the sense that this season recycles Dick's journey and Rachel's complications with her powers from Season One, only to muddle up what is ultimately a better season than the first. Most critics are blinded by that fact and can't see what is good here beneath the surface. 

I feel like I'm having deja vu here as I wrap up this review. Much like my thoughts on Season One, there's a lot of potential for greatness going forward. Hell, we even saw evidence of that in three of the episodes that I mentioned, along with some of the episodes scattered throughout the season. I'm going to do a rare "Give it a fair chance" about this season. Who knows, you might see something you like and makes you want to come back for more. I'm definitely sticking with this for Season Three. 

OPINION -- How The Safi'jiiva Siege Event Quest Will Affect Monster Hunter World: Iceborne Going Forward





Unless you have been hiding underneath a rock concerning Monster Hunter World: Iceborne news for the past month, fans of the game know that the current "craze and hype" right now is grinding the new siege event quest for the "awakened" (I've heard others refer to them as "relics" too so I'll be using both terms interchangeably) weapons that serve as the quest rewards for slaying this new monster that will only be around until January 4th when the current winter festival comes to a close.

I'm not one of those guys who cracks the numbers and stats for every build and weapon class for optimization but I'm aware of what's the "meta" in most cases since I frequent the Monster Hunter reddit forums. As a casual fan of the game, I thought it would be fun to offer my two cents on what this monster, Safi'jiiva, and this siege quest bought to the table going forward.





Pros



The Safi'jiiva siege event is actually REALLY fun and straight-forward in compared to Kulve Taroth.

FYI you can "steal" aggro from another player who doesn't want it during this battle by performing a Flinch Shot to Safi'jiiva's head. Pretty helpful tip if someone other than the party's tank picks up the aggro from dealing the most DPS.


With a full online lobby session of max 16 players, it's easy to clear this hunt within 1-2 runs with maximum rewards, given the fact that everyone is breaking all of Safi'jiiva's parts and fulfilling the siege objectives. The hunt itself brings back what players enjoyed about the Extreme Behemoth (Ecliptic Meteor destroying everything and anything in it's path - sorry folks, no FFXIV Jump emote can save you this time...) and Ancient Leshen (assigning aggro to the player dealing the highest amount of DPS, something that originated in Final Fantasy's Behemoth collaboration first and expanded in The Witcher III collaboration) quests and cranked it up to eleven.

Kulve's siege boiled down to merely chasing her around the locale, dropping boulders and laying down a wealth of explosions to wear her golden coat down for the "real" fight to begin. The Arch-Tempered version did little to change the redundancy of that fight outside of the changes in her new "Fury Mode" state that was triggered after breaking enough of her parts before the final phase of the battle. While I enjoyed that aspect of that fight and grinded the hell out of it in the base game to ultimately get everything I wanted from RNG Jesus, I can understand that not everyone was so fortunate in terms of the random rewards that spawned from that hunt.

The fight against Safi'jiiva is a three-tiered hunt where players hack away at Safi'jiiva's massive health pool until it's forced to retreat to the final tier of his lair for the final confrontation. There's no downtime in the action as players are constantly engaged with this massive new foe. So yeah, you don't have to stop to pick up tracks to get the research level up high enough and all of that other nonsense with the Kulve Taroth siege.


Players are GUARANTEED rewards for their specific weapon class following the slaying of Safi'jiiva.



After defeating Safi'jiiva, you are allowed to choose up to 3 weapons (maximum is 4 from max reward level tier) from the rewards pool. Most players aren't aware that you can change weapons before you claim the rewards and get rewards to that specific weapon class if you used a weapon that you already gotten all of the rewards you wanted from as the quest rewards always grant you with at least 2 weapons for the weapon class that you have equipped when you claim the rewards.




The Awakened weapons open the door on a lot more flexibility in terms of builds per weapon class. 




Sure, there's going to be the "meta" and more optimized loadouts for speedrunners and high DPS hunting, but for people who just want to have their favorite skills without having to resort to unconventional means, such as running with two parts of the Uragaan armor set just for Guard Up skill (after 800+ hours in this game I FINALLY got one of those decorations to drop over the holiday, actually...) from the set bonus or three pieces of the Zora set for Artillery 5 set bonus if you're running Lance/Gunlance. Having one of those set pieces on the Safi'jiiva weapons allows players to run with better equipment instead of being forced to stay within the confines of specific "meta" (but at the same time extremely limiting in terms of attack and defense) builds to build towards having specific skills to benefit your unique play style.

I'm glad these weapons didn't do to the meta like how the Drachen armor set did to the base game following the Final Fantasy x Monster Hunter World collaboration. You couldn't blame players either as it was just that good versus everything else that was available to us at the time. That set pretty much dominated everything else that came afterward until the first few quests into Master Rank. Here, the relic weapons are pretty average in their bare-bones states but are easily within the top 3 weapons per class following player customizations and upgrades. I honestly don't see these weapons flat out replacing everything else in most other weapon trees but I'm sure they are going to be a popular choice going forward just for the 5 unique skills that can be loaded onto them.




There's an ongoing debate that these weapons will "dominate" the meta going forward, but the truth of the matter is that these weapons - even after all of their upgrades and/or customizations - aren't the best weapons in the game. Yes, they are going to be well sought after given their ability to make armor skill set building a lot more flexible, but I don't think they are going to replace the top 2-3 choices in every weapon tree in terms of raw power. These weapons are going to be highly situational at best in terms of being the best optimized options per weapon. For example, even with a loaded stock of Status Ailment buffs to a poison-type hammer, it doesn't even come remotely close to holding a candle to the best poison-type hammer in terms of poison damage from the Pukei-Pukei tree.


Cons





The Awakened weapons can only be "leveled up" via the Dracolite materials from slaying Safi'jiiva or redeeming unused weapons at the Elder Melder.

Each weapon can be leveled up until a maximum level of roughly 24 (I've seen some "evolve" and take their final forms earlier than this, so this number is tentative) but still being able to accumulate experience/"potential" for rarer skills to be randomized well after this level is obtained.

For example, some weapon classes have abilities that are so rare to pop up that you will be dumping countless materials hoping and praying that it comes up, such as the Zora Magdaros set bonus for Gunlances or the various song lists for Hunting Horns.


There's a fear among players that Safi'jiiva will be the only means to "level up" these weapons, thus creating the same cycle of redundancy that was created once Kulve Taroth came into the picture in the base game.

In Iceborne's case, I don't think this will be as big of a problem as it was in the base game as they already have an explanation in the lore that would make it feasible to have Safi'jiiva's materials pop up in the Guiding Lands. He's feeding off that energy just like a lot of the powerful monsters already there, so it wouldn't be that much of a stretch to limit relic weapons being leveled up there from maybe tempered monsters in the Guiding Lands. If you're already Master Rank 70-100+, you're already seeing the pick of the litter in that regard anyway, so that wouldn't be too much out of the norm out of your regular grinding in post-game for tier 4 decorations, Research Commission+ tickets (only from MR100+ optional quest rewards from what I've noticed), and various materials for augmentations that are exclusive to the Guiding Lands.

I think it would perfectly fair to allow at least the first two tiers of Dracolite materials to be farmed from the Guiding Lands with max region levels. Once you put the Rigid and Large Dracolite materials in there, it would get too easy to power up these unique weapons.

All I'm saying is that I don't want to see the player base go dead when the festivals and siege events aren't in rotation and that's the only thing players are flocking to when they are in rotation. It made the last few months of the base game prior to the release of the Iceborne expansion really hard to keep playing. At least in my experience, most of the people I enjoyed playing with had dropped the game and moved onto other stuff following the months when Kulve Taroth and the Arch-Tempered monsters weren't in rotation until Iceborne dropped since they grew tired with the endgame grind.


Safi'jiiva doesn't feel like a "true" final boss for Iceborne.

Shara Ishvalda served as the final boss for the Iceborne expansion's main story, but in the base game, we had the Arch-Tempered monsters to challenge us even further (with Arch-Tempered Nergigante serving as the "final boss" to the base game prior to the release of Iceborne) to serve as alternatives to the grind that Kulve Taroth forced upon us. I don't want to knock the final battle with Shara Ishvalda as I really enjoyed that fight in comparison to what came before it in the base game with Xeno'viija, but with the way how the story ended, it felt like that was only the tip of the iceberg as the Old Everwyrm stirred up even more trouble for the New World, especially with the ongoing changes within the Guiding Lands. It's hard to tell what Capcom is going to do here in 2020 with the months to come, but I hope they don't consider this "adult Xeno'viija" to be the final boss of Iceborne. This is what we should have gotten with Xeno'viija in the first place in my honest opinion. Or even with Zora Magdaros in some capacity.

When Safi just decides she's tired of your $#!# from r/MonsterHunterWorld


Don't get me wrong. Safi'jiiva isn't a walk in the park in the least and seems to know how to punish player mistakes INSTANTLY in most cases while flat out being ruthless in other encounters. All I'm saying that I hope this isn't the last bullet in the chamber that Capcom has in store for us.

I know the Monster Hunter series veterans are going to hate me keep saying this, but I'm really getting sick of the dragon-type monster designs. We have FAR too many dragons to fight in this game, even though I understand that the Elder Dragons are essential parts of this series' lore.


Safi'jiiva weapons are already dominating every hunt in online multiplayer

I understand that players want to show off their spoils from completing the grind to get what they wanted out of this siege event, but as I go back into my regular grind within the confines of the game's endgame questing, I'm already noticing that the bulk of the player base have flocked to these weapons as their go-to weapons. I can't say that I'm surprised to see that as that's what Capcom suspected what would happen when they released their extra developer diary about this siege. If that wasn't enough, players are rewarded for using them in the Safi'jiiva siege, so that's even more reason to use them above all others during this festival. That being said, I want to see how the player base reacts to this once the siege goes away after January 4th.

My only fear in that regard is that players only take the flexibility that the Safi'jiiva weapons bring to the table only to making more "meta" builds and not trying to spice things up with new creative, yet viable skills and continue hammering home this "one over all" mindset instead of trying new things to keep the game fresh. I personally keep a hammer of almost every element just to experiment with different builds and loadouts. I don't expect every player to do that, but I would hate to see this game come down to the same few weapons akin to how the Drachen armor set dominated armor builds at the end of the base game's shelf life.


Closing Thoughts



Ever since I got into Monster Hunter World and followed this game's life throughout it's initial launch to the current Iceborne expansion, the developers seem to have something devilish in mind when they give us new seemingly incredible weapons to take on whatever the game has to stand in our way, only to follow that up with something just as wicked and challenging to best shortly thereafter. After they gave us the Drachen armor set, they threw a monkey wrench into our plans with the Arch-Tempered Elder Dragons and the Ancient Leshen collaboration event quest. Players may think they are hot shit with their fancy new toys, but Capcom is probably going to show us that we're going to need every advantage possible when it comes to whatever Capcom has up their sleeves in the coming months.

In either case, I'm enjoying how this new monster is spicing things up in terms of how we've come to know the game at this point. Innovative, fresh new ideas is always a good thing when it comes to grind-heavy games like this to liven things up before they get too redundant.

Five of My Favorite Holiday Themed Media


Christmas is finally here and you've overcome the masses from last minute shopping for gifts and food for the Christmas feast, but you're looking for something to enjoy while you recuperate on the couch with your loved ones. Maybe I could help in that regard... While I've been pretty light on new content over the last few weeks - swamped actually in terms of little to no free time if I'm perfectly honest - I did want to share this short article for my birthday today, discussing a few of my favorite holiday-themed specials across popular media.

By the way, I have no idea if the videos linked here will be taken down or not but I want to clarify that they are NOT my own content, so don't scold me for sharing. Spectacular Spider-Man was on Disney+ last I checked and Batman: The Animated Series/New Batman Adventures are on the DC Universe Online streaming app.





The New Batman Adventures - "Holiday Knights"

On December 22, Harley Quinn and Poison Ivy contemplate their ill fate close to the festivities. Aware that hiding away in a scuzzy hotel is not up to their standards, Ivy comes up with a plan that will make them enjoy their Holidays.

Moments later, Bruce Wayne finds himself surrounded by high society ladies at Veronica Vreeland's party and during their inappropriate reaction, Bruce is kissed by a mysterious woman. Upon leaving the party, Bruce goes to his vehicle, but he is compelled to stop midway and get inside Harley and Ivy's car. Ivy was the mysterious woman who kissed Bruce, dosing him with a special chemical, which turns Bruce into an obedient person to their wishes.

Like this, Harley and Ivy take advantage of Bruce and they go on a shopping spree, wasting a great part of Bruce's money. After a long session, Ivy and Harley take Bruce to a hotel, but the effects of the chemical start to wear off. Harley tries to give Bruce another dose, but Bruce backs away from her until he falls inside an empty elevator shaft and is apparently killed. As the two ladies get away from the crime scene, Batman starts chasing them.

The girls notice the Dark Knight on their trail and the lead him into a toy store. With all the lights out, Harley and Ivy take advantage of the darkness and use the environment as a weapon against Batman and after apparently defeating the hero, they hurry to the exit. Batman recovers in time to use his batrope and cause a big Christmas tree to fall on top of Harley and Ivy, stopping them from getting away.


On December 24, Barbara Gordon is making some late Christmas shopping when she suddenly notices a small kid shoplifting. When she tries to stop him, the kid's hand dissolves in her hand, leaving her baffled. Meanwhile, Harvey Bullock and Renee Montoya are posing as Santa and his elf, when they are informed of the unusual activities. Several small kids have been shoplifting all over the mall and when they are cornered by Bullock and Montoya, they come together to form Clayface.

Barbara notices this and finds an unseen spot to change into Batgirl. Bullock and Montoya are no match for Clayface, who is then kicked by Batgirl and sent to the outside of the mall, breaking the ice-skating ring below. Clayface recovers soon and Batgirl instructs Bullock and Montoya to shoot the power lines, which drop on Clayface and electrocute him, leaving him unconscious long enough for Bullock to retrieve the stolen items from Clayface's body.


On December 31, Commissioner Gordon shows Batman a recorded threat sent by the Joker, who is apparently going to kill millions of people. Thanks to information provided by Gordon, Batman deduces that Joker will strike at Gotham Square.

Batman and Robin arrive at the place, but they are stumped when they realize that all the peole celebratingNew Year's Eve are wearing Joker masks, making it almost impossible to distinguish the real Joker. Eventually, Batman is able to recognize Joker and his goons thanks to the information given by Gordon.

Batman and Robin then fight Joker and his men, ending their evil plans and destroying the killing machine.

A few hours after midnight, on January 1, Commissioner Gordon goes inside a tavern, where he waits until Batman shows up for their annual meeting. After a quick exchange and a hot drink, Gordon prepares to leave, but unaware to him, Batman is already gone, leaving the tab behind. A bit frustrated, yet pleased, Gordon goes home as Batman swings back into the night.


I'm sure most people will go with "Christmas with the Joker" as their favorite holiday themed episode of Batman: The Animated Series, but the three non-related holiday stories from The New Batman Adventures here that served as the formal introduction to this series are at the top of my list of favorite holiday narratives. That look of absolute rage when Harley and Ivy had Bruce brainwashed to spend his money on them shopping will never stop being hilarious to me.

I don't get why Jim gets upset that Bats always leaves promptly and pays for their bill. At least he's always the one paying. It could be worse... That rich bastard could leave Jim with the bill every year.





Freakazoid - "In Arms Way"

Freakazoid's Christmas shopping is interrupted by Arms Akimbo's crime spree.

I still quote parts of this episode to this day to friends and it saddens me that next to no one gets where it's from. Freakazoid was so ahead of it's time at the birth of the popularity of the internet. I would love to see this show come back in some capacity now that memes are at an all-time high when Freakazoid himself was a living meme.

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Spectacular Spider-Man - "Reinforcement"

As Christmas approaches, the Sinister Six reconstitutes under the Master Planner with Sandman, Rhino, Vulture, Electro, and new members Mysterio and Kraven. All they want for Christmas is Spider-Man — destroyed. Meanwhile, Peter Parker finds his wandering eye prevents him from being with Gwen Stacy. He'll have to learn to focus if he wants to get the girl, and if he wants to stay alive.

Sure, this isn't a full blown Christmas special, but I get a kick out of that scene linked above between Spidey versus Sandman and Rhino. It just serves as one of many reminders of the excellence that was Spectacular Spider-Man. Besides, who doesn't love these battles against all of the Sinister Six in this series? At least in this one, the Venom symbiote doesn't have Spidey's body on auto-pilot.






SpongeBob Squarepants - "Christmas Who?"

As long as SpongeBob has been around, I still feel like the series was at it's peak of it's charm and hilarity in it's first few seasons before Nickelodeon ran it into the ground to present. FYI the bulk of the memes and quotes that people use in memes are from the first few seasons anyway.

I can't ever get this song out of my head either when I hear it. My oldest niece used to sing it all the time when I would babysit her around the holidays too in her childhood years. So that's another reason why this Christmas special will always be a favorite of mine.











Married... With Children - "It's a Bundyful Life" (Parts 1 & 2)


(Part 1) Al has finally saved up some cash to buy his family Christmas presents this year. Unfortunately, a mob of late customers in the shoe store prevents him from getting to the bank in time and retrieving the money he needs.

(Part 2) Al's guardian angel shows him what life would be like for Peggy and the kids if he'd never been born, a question Al posed after a drunken Marcy left him with no money for the gifts he promised.

Married... With Children has at least nine (or more) holiday themed episodes and while I love all of them (save for the one where the mall Santa lands in their backyard as IMO that's the weakest of these specials), this two-parter that serves as a hilarious parody of "It's a Wonderful Life" always manages to give me a good laugh. I always remember seeing this two-parter as one hour long episode, but occasionally split up in reruns over the years.

The sad part is that Sam Kinison who plays Al's guardian angel died shortly after playing this role, so this is one of the last performances of his career was appearing in this iconic American sitcom.