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Ring of Honor Final Battle 2014 -- Results & Afterthoughts


Final Battle 2014 is a professional wrestling pay-per-view event produced by Ring of Honor (ROH). It took place on December 7, 2014 at the Terminal 5 in New York City, New York. Final Battle is ROH's biggest event of the year, similar to WWE's WrestleMania and Total Nonstop Action Wrestling's Bound for Glory.

Four Corner Survival Match - Hanson defeated Jimmy Jacobs (with B.J. Whitmer), Mark Briscoe, and Caprice Coleman

I've been a fan of Hanson since the Top Prospect Tournament at the beginning of the year and it's been a joy to watch him transform into his own star by the end of 2014. It was a bit lame to see Jimmy Jacobs and Mark Briscoe in this filler opening match, but they all looked strong here with the younger talent, Hanson and Caprice Coleman.

Roderick Strong def. Adam Page via referee stoppage

A part of me wishes that Roderick Strong would be the one member of the Decade that would be competing for the World Championship to give that group a sense of purpose other than feuding among themselves, but this match wasn't bad at all. Adam Page is growing into a man of his own right and I can tell that he's being groomed to take Strong's spot once Strong decides to splinter away from the rest of the faction.

The Young Bucks (Matt and Nick Jackson) and ACH def. The Addiction (Christopher Daniels and Frankie Kazarian) and Cedric Alexander

I love ALL of these guys in this match and you put them all together in ONE bout, you know it's going to be magical. It doesn't top most of the Bucks' other bouts from throughout the year, but it's definitely worth a look. If you're not a believer that ACH and Cedric Alexander have a bright future in this business, you will be a believer afterwards. I wouldn't be surprised if either WWE or TNA will be trying to scoop them up sooner more than later.

Michael Elgin defeated Tommaso Ciampa

I love seeing Elgin compete against ANYONE as I personally see him as ROH's Kurt Angle. He go toe-to-toe with anyone and make it look like one hell of a match. When he was squared up against Tommaso Ciampa, I knew this was going to be golden. I was surprised that Elgin came through with the win though as I was convinced that ROH would give Ciampa the win to balance out his kayfabe issues with authority over the last few months.


Tag team match for the ROH World Tag Team Championship - reDRagon (Bobby Fish and Kyle O'Reilly) (c) defeated Time Splitters (Alex Shelley and Kushida) via submission

If there's anything to learn from this match, it's that Alex Shelley doesn't need Chris Sabin anymore as a tag team partner. Fuck a Motor City Machine Guns reunion. Kushida has all of MCMG's old moves down and then some new ones with Shelley. I'm glad to see Shelley still making a name for himself out there in Japan. As for reDRagon, this was another solid outing for them in their tag title reign. I have to be honest. At the start of 2014, I thought reDRagon were just two losers who just lucked out to win the gold by a fluke, but they have won me over throughout 2014 with their continued success - each match being better than the last. reDRagon and Jay Lethal are among the best champions that ROH have seen in quite some time.


Moose (with Prince Nana and Stokely Hathaway) defeated RD Evans (with Veda Scott)

This match ended up being a squash as Veda Scott played RD Evans for a fool and betrayed him to join up with Prince Nana, effectively ending their partnership and taking on Moose as their sole client. Much like Brock Lesnar, Moose ended #TheNewStreak after whatever number of wins that RD Evans made up with zero losses. The joke was funny while it lasted. Now for all of these individuals to move onto bigger and better things in 2015.

After her exposure on TNA's Knockout Knockdown and FWE ReFueled, I hope Veda Scott is picked up by Impact Wrestling. I would love to see her as part of that roster once she decides to branch out from Ring of Honor.


Singles match for the ROH World Television Championship - Jay Lethal (with Truth Martini and J Diesel) (c) defeated Matt Sydal

To say this was Matt Sydal's first PPV bout back in ROH, he definitely hasn't skipped a beat. If you thought his match against AJ Styles was amazing then you will be impressed here. Great match from top to bottom. Lethal's Lethal Injection (RKO) counter to Sydal's Shooting Star Press would make Randy Orton proud. Jay Lethal ended 2014 on a strong note as professional wrestling's best mid-card title holder of 2014, defending his title around the clock and overcoming EVERY challenge thrown his way. Whether you love or hate him, you have to admit that Lethal's reign has been impressive.

Fight Without Honor for the ROH World Championship - Jay Briscoe (c) def. Adam Cole

From start to finish, these guys gave each other everything they had and then some. I honestly thought that Adam Cole was going to walk away as ROH World Champion again. Boy, was I wrong. Adam Cole is definitely ROH's best pure heel and I wouldn't be surprised if he doesn't wind up with the title by the end of 2015. That being said, I'm sure the bad blood between the Briscoes and the Kingdom is FAR from over.

Blogs, Podcasts, and various sites of interest related to Professional Wrestling


For a LONG time, I wanted to give props and share other blogs, websites, and podcasts that I enjoy other than my own. I feel like it's my duty to share these other outlets to my fellow fans of professional wrestling. While this is a stand-alone article, I plan on hosting these links on a separate page that will be updated monthly with more wrestling-related links.

If you have a wrestling-related website, blog, or podcast that you would love to have added to this list, feel free to notify me via Twitter: @LetsTalkWrestle.

Blogs & Websites

Axel's Analysis - An audio blogger offering his insights on NXT and the indy circuit. His podcasts can be found on YouTube, Podomatic, SoundCloud and Mixcloud.

Botchamania - Maffew doesn't need any explanation from me. If there's a fuck-up or mistake in wrestling, you can beat your sweet ass that Maffew's going to chronicle it in his renowned video series.

Diva Dirt  - The definitive source on all things relating to women's wrestling - news, results, rumors/spoilers, and more.

FireProClub.com - If you're looking to see what's so great about the cult-hit Fire Pro Wrestling video game series, or just want to learn more about the game after purchasing it, well look no farther. This is the definitive source for all things Fire Pro for last 10+ years.

It's Still Real To Us Dammit (Can be found on Facebook as well) - These guys have a sense of humor where it comes to their reports of professional wrestling, offering results, memes, and news. 

Kianna Fury's Wrestling - Kianna provides reviews and results on most wrestling events (past and present) on a regular basis. She's not afraid to cover non-WWE entities either. If you're looking for a non-biased look at wrestling, give this blog a look.

Modern Myth Photography (Can be found on Facebook as well) - Provides stellar ringside photography for wrestling events around the world.

Nigel McGuinness - The Official Website of Nigel McGuinness - He has a Kickstarter project ongoing for a new project for the future of professional wrestling and he has an ongoing blog, chronicling his personal experiences in the wrestling industry.

Official Shelly Martinez Blog - Former WWE Diva and TNA Knockout, Shelly Martinez (ECW's Ariel and TNA's Salinas) blogs about her weekly exploits.

Joel O'Brien, Author at Pro Wrestling Powerhouse - One of my most loyal readers and followers, Joel, is an author at Pro Wrestling Powerhouse, but has been a loyal fan of wrestling since the summer of 1998. He's just as passionate and loyal as I am about the product.

Putting The Clothes On, Taking The Gloves Off - Pro wrestler April Hunter takes a different take on her personal blog, offering her insight and experience on real life situations - dating, relationships, etc.

Rampage's Ruckus | My Corner of The Internet - Major_Rampage is a blogger much like myself trying to make his voice heard over the Internet, offering articles on professional wrestling, console and PC gaming as well.

StormWrestling - The renowned wrestling veteran, Lance Storm, has a great mind for the business and provides several discussions and commentary on past and present wrestling events.

The Two Man Booth | The Thoughts of a Couple Pro Wrestling Lifers - This is a site dedicated to all of those who love wrestling and ran by a couple of lifelong pro wrestling fans. Make yourself at home and be sure to check out all the articles and show reviews!

TNA Creative (@TNACreative) | Twitter and Karen Catizone (@Mugsysam) | Twitter - These two individuals have some of the best points and critiques on WWE's current product. Be sure to follow BOTH of them and join the live discussion during ANY WWE televised event.

Wrestling Resources - (@WrestlingPotato on Twitter) Creator of some of the best wrestling related graphics on the 'net. Make a request or just merely browse his galleries. He's a riot to talk with about wrestling as well.

Wrestling's Rope Break - The official home of the hottest, fastest growing podcast on the internet hosted by Joel "The Man" O'Brien and Eron "The Mastermind" Ramadanov. "Wrestling's Rope Break" is a unique and different way of covering professional wrestling from week-to-week basis. Joel being from Australia and Eron being from the United States, "Wrestling's Rope Break" has the international 'flair' that makes our podcast like no other.

Fan-pages & Communities

Divas Confessions (@DivaConfessions) - Fans send in tidbits about what they think about particular WWE Divas (past & present) and it's displayed anonymously on this account.

♀❤ (Diva Edits) - I'm pretty sure you've all noticed the amazing women's wrestling images on one of the sidebars on this blog. Those are from this talented Tumblr blogger's page.

SashaSlays - A Tumblr fan page following and chronicling ALL things concerning the rising star of NXT Diva, "The Boss" Sasha Banks.

The Women's Wrestling Club (@LadyWrestling) - Provides news, photos (past and present), and results on almost everything in mainstream wrestling (WWE & Impact Wrestling mostly) related to women's wrestling.

Podcasts

Art of Wrestling

Hosted by Colt Cabana. I'm sure most people started tuning into this podcast regularly after CM Punk spoke out about his WWE departure.

Getting Real With Melina

Hosted by former WWE Diva, Melina Perez.

Podcast One Exclusives:

Talk Is Jericho

Hosted by WWE veteran, Chris Jericho.

The Ross Report

Hosted by the legendary WWE Hall of Fame commentator, "Good Ol'" Jim Ross.

The Steve Austin Show - Unleashed!

Hosted by "Stone Cold" Steve Austin.

MLW Radio Exclusives:

The Jim Cornette Experience

Hosted by Jim Cornette (@TheJimCornette) and Alice Radley (@AliceRadley). Call me biased but this is my personal favorite weekly podcast to listen to every Thursday/Friday via MLW Radio. They discuss a variety of topics, including but not limited to pro wrestling, politics, religion, etc. as well as inviting special guests for discussions and debates too. Trust me, whether you love or hate him, Cornette's podcast is truly something special.

Misc. Podcasts:

RWR - Alice Radley's personal podcast.

The Fan's Podcast

One-Shot Interviews/Shoots: 

Sam Roberts' Roundtable w/ MVP, Low Ki, Samoa Joe, & Homicide (August 2014) - These four TNA wrestlers discuss a variety of topics, including the differences of working the indies compared to WWE and their own life experiences. If you're a fan of ANY of these guys, this is worth a watch.

REVIEW -- Transformers: Age of Extinction (2014)

Autobots, transform and roll out! 

Better late than never right? This is the first of MANY reviews I have been sitting on since end of 2014, but finally got around to posting in their entirety. Better late than never right?

Transformers: Age of Extinction (or simply Transformers 4) is a 2014 science fiction action film based on the Transformers franchise. It is the fourth installment of the live-action Transformers film series and stars Mark Wahlberg in the lead role, with Peter Cullen reprising his role as Optimus Prime. It is both a sequel to 2011's Dark of the Moon and a soft reboot of the franchise, and takes place five years later, after the Decepticon invasion of Chicago. Like its predecessors, the film is directed by Michael Bay and executive produced by Steven Spielberg. Ehren Kruger is the film's screenwriter, having written every Transformers film since Revenge of the Fallen. The film features an entirely new cast of human characters and is the first in the series to feature the Dinobots. Returning Transformers include Optimus Prime, Bumblebee, Ratchet, Leadfoot, and Brains. The film was released on June 27, 2014, in IMAX and 3D.

Cast:

Humans

Mark Wahlberg as Cade Yeager
Stanley Tucci as Joshua Joyce
Nicola Peltz as Tessa Yeager
Kelsey Grammer as Harold Attinger
Jack Reynor as Shane Dyson
Sophia Myles as Darcy Tyril
Li Bingbing as Su Yueming
Titus Welliver as James Savoy
T. J. Miller as Lucas Flannery
James Bachman as Gill Wembley
Thomas Lennon as Greg
Charles Parnell as the CIA Director
Melanie Specht and Victoria Summer both played Joshua's executive assistants. Ray Lui played a motorcyclist in Hong Kong while Michael Wong was cast as a Hong Kong police officer. Han Geng has a cameo, singing and playing the guitar in a parked car that is magnetized by Lockdown's ship. General Motors Vice President of Design Edward T. Welburn has a cameo appearance as a KSI executive.

Transformers

Autobots

Peter Cullen voices Optimus Prime
John Goodman voices Hound
Ken Watanabe voices Drift
John DiMaggio voices Crosshairs
Robert Foxworth voices Ratchet
Reno Wilson voices Brains

Decepticons

Frank Welker voices Galvatron

Others

Mark Ryan voices Lockdown

Plot: (FULL Spoilers)

Sixty-five million years ago, during the Cretaceous period, beings known as the Creators detonate many metallic devices known as Seeds, wiping out most life on Earth. In the present, a geologist named Darcy Tyril discovers a dinosaur corpse covered in a strange metal in the Arctic.

Five years have passed since the Battle of Chicago and humanity has grown fearful of the Autobots and joint combat operations between them have been severed. Officially the Autobots are granted sanctuary but secretly, even without the U.S. President's knowledge, Cemetery Wind, an elite CIA unit headed by paranoid agent Harold Attinger and team leader James Savoy, tasked with hunting down the remaining Decepticons, is also secretly hunting down Autobots, believing them to be a threat, and have killed most of them. With the aid of the Transformer bounty hunter Lockdown, they ambush and brutally kill Ratchet. Their primary target, however, is Optimus Prime, whom Lockdown personally wants alive.

Meanwhile in rural Texas, Cade Yeager, a struggling inventor, and his friend Lucas buy an old truck to strip it for parts in hopes of sending Cade's daughter Tessa to college. Cade soon discovers that the truck is an injured Optimus Prime and repairs him. After locating Optimus in Texas, Cemetery Wind and Lockdown travel there and confront Cade, Tessa, and Lucas. Optimus comes out of hiding and attacks the operatives, allowing Cade and his friends to escape. They are saved by Tessa's secret boyfriend, Shane Dyson, with whom they escape, though Lucas is killed by Lockdown's grenade. While in hiding, tensions between Cade, his daughter and Shane rise due to the fact that the two teenagers kept their relationship secret. Optimus, meanwhile rallies the last remaining Autobots: Bumblebee, Hound, Drift, andCrosshairs. Cade hacks into a drone he took from the attack in Texas, and learns that Cemetery Wind is working with a corporation called KSI. They decide to infiltrate KSI headquarters in Chicago for information.

Meanwhile, Joshua Joyce, the head of KSI, shows Tyril that he has perfected transformium, the codeable, molecularly unstable metal that of which the Transformers are comoposed. He has imprisoned Brains to decode dead Transformers' brains and utilize their data for human-created Transformers. He shows Tyril his prized creation,Galvatron, who was created using data from Megatron's brain. Optimus and the Autobots storm the facility, free Brains, and start to destroy the facility. Joyce stops them, and when he explains that humans don't need the Autobots anymore, now that they can create their own Transformer soldiers, the Autobots leave.

Attinger forces Joyce to launch Galvatron and another man-made Transformer, Stinger, to pursue the Autobots. Galvatron and Optimus battle before Lockdown wounds and captures Optimus, along with Tessa, into his ship, where he locks Optimus in the middle of his trophy room, which also houses the Dinobots, who are regarded as legendary knights. Lockdown explains that the Creators want Optimus back. Before leaving, Lockdown gives Cemetery Wind a Seed, a bomb that can cyberform any area of land, giving Cade, Shane, and the Autobots time to board the ship. Cade and Shane save Tessa, and escape with Bumblebee. The other Autobots save Optimus and escape on the detachable section of Lockdown's ship containing the trophy room, before Lockdown's ship enters deep space. Optimus and Brains reveal that Galvatron is Megatron reincarnated, and that he has been manipulating KSI to build an army and steal the Seed in order to wipe out humans and create more Decepticons. Joyce retreats to Beijing with Tyril and his business associate, Su Yueming, to use the production facilities there. Cade warns Joyce, who decides to go back on his deal with Attinger. As the two argue, Galvatron activates by himself and infects all the KSI prototypes, enabling him to command them to do his bidding.

As the Autobots try to retrieve the Seed in Hong Kong, their ship is shot down by Galvatron's army, leaving Hound and Bumblebee to fight the battle outnumbered. Knowing this, Optimus releases and tames the Dinobots. With their help, they destroy Galvatron's army. Lockdown returns and uses a magnetic weapon in an effort to reclaim Optimus and the Dinobots. However, Optimus destroys it and proceeds to fight Lockdown. Cade, after managing to evade and kill Savoy, tries to help but is held at gunpoint by Attinger, who is disgusted by Cade's choice to side with the Autobots. Optimus saves Cade by killing Attinger, but Lockdown impales Optimus with his sword into a wall. Cade and Bumblebee distract Lockdown while Tessa and Shane take the sword out of Optimus, who then kills Lockdown. Galvatron retreats, vowing to battle Optimus another day. Optimus sets the Dinobots free and requests the Autobots to protect Cade and his family before flying into space with the Seed, sending a message to the Creators that he is coming for them.

The Verdict: 

I've been sitting on this review for a few months now (I've actually had these notes handwritten since seeing it in the movie theater last summer), so I'm going to keep this short by splitting this down the middle between pros and cons.

Pros

  • Mark Wahlberg definitely makes a better protagonist and Shia Lebeouf. I don't mind Wahlberg replacing him from here on out - for good. 
  • Lockdown is hands-down the best villain this series has seen to date. He was as terrifying of a villain on screen with his presence as the Winter Soldier in Marvel Studios' Captain America: The Winter Soldier. 
  • Although I was pissed at Ratchet getting killed, I was pleased with Hound, Crosshairs, and Strafe as new additions to the Autobots. I didn't mind the Dinobots either, but we're going to talk about more later.
  • Li Bingbing added some oriental flare to the last half of the film, but I couldn't help but think that she was only cast into this film to garner more international attention, much like Resident Evil: Retribution.
  • I was relieved that Bumblebee doesn't hog the spotlight this time around, unlike the last three films. Instead, he's given some minor roles in roughly two to three major sequences. 
  • There's a few Generation 1 Transformers and even M.A.S.K. references littered throughout this film. For example, Optimus Prime is found by Cade Yeager in his guise of his G1 truck configuration with the classic trailer. The gas station that the crew hides out at looks exactly like the G.A.S. station found in M.A.S.K. 
  • Even though Michael Bay went a little overboard with the explosions (as usual), Age of Extinction sported some stunning visuals, but I found it that very few people die from all of the explosions blowing everything up around them. It seemed very reminiscent of Battle: Los Angeles. 

Cons

  • This film is a little too long. Michael Bay was asking a lot from the audiences' attention spans. The runtime clocks to a roughly three hours total. I would have cut out the entire "double cross" from Megatron/Galvatron completely and saved that for a future sequel while Lockdown remained as the sole villain for this film.
  • The human element is sill an eye sore in these films and plagues this series' narrative. I know that Michael Bay is going for some form of identification, but more airtime of this film's narrative should have been given to the Transformers. I don't understand why Michael Bay insists on shoving the human element down our throats when the Transformers are who audiences are here to see. 
  • Galvatron or rather, Megatron, were completely wasted in this film as the "clone" or "copy" of Optimus Prime. At first glance, I thought they were leading into Nemesis Prime, but nope, Michael Bay threw in his own spin onto the Transformers' lore.

    I can say that the Dinobots were wasted as well, as they were littered throughout the commercials and trailers for this film as if they were the main attractions of this film. Instead, they were falsely advertised just like the Rhino in the commercials for Amazing Spider-Man 2. The Dinobots were merely prisoners who were conveniently on the ship that the Autobots stole that merely acted as last ditch backup to be rushed into the final twenty minutes of runtime to pull the Autobots' asses out of the mess they got themselves into.
  • Since when Optimus Prime can fly? In the last two films, he's needed the flight pack upgrades from Jetfire. That's one HUGE plothole right here.
  • Cade Yeager's daughter, Tessa Yeager (Nicola Peltz), and her boyfriend, Shane Dyson (Jack Reynor) were more annoying than funny or useful throughout the film. What is up with Michael Bay's obsession with female leads playing these generic, boring parts in these films? First, we saw it with Megan Fox for the first two films, the last film had Rosie Huntington-Whiteley, and now we have this chick. I really have to wonder if Michael Bay was merely casting these women simply after seeing their Victoria's Secret or Sports Illustrated spreads... 
  • I thought it was the ultimate act of stupidity to kill off the funniest guy, Lucas (T.J. Miller) in the film within the first fifteen to twenty minutes into the film. Oh well, at least he got his chance to shine in Disney's Big Hero 6 later that year. 
  • Optimus Prime kills Lockdown in the same Mortal Kombat-esque fashion that he defeats EVERY antagonist in this series to date. Why couldn't they have a stalemate and allow Lockdown return in a sequel? I tend to criticize Marvel Studios for making their villains expendable, but Michael Bay has killed off all of the Decepticons to the point of extinction in these films. He treats his villains as disposable as dirty diapers. What the hell, man...
  • What was up with the TONS and tons of product placement in this film? I mean, much more than usual in these films. There was Victoria's Secret, Budweiser, Epson, and the usual product placement in the form of the latest new cars.
  • My final gripe with the film was the kneejerk reaction where the plot changed from an inventor's story to a narrative about "OH MY GOD, I gotta save my teenage daughter!" The whole premise about the film being about an inventor was lost by the end of the first 45 minutes of the film. 

Final Thoughts

I saw this film about three times over the past few months since its theatrical release and I have to admit that it's Michael Bay's most visually stunning Transformers film to date. The new cast of humans is a nice breath of fresh air, as Mark Wahlberg is a welcome addition/replacement to Shia LaBeouf. The new cast of Autobots were welcome additions as well, but I wished the Dinobots got more screen time. While Lockdown provided this franchise with it's first truly terrifying villain to date, it was a damn shame to see him defeated after his debut appearance. I personally would have preferred to see him working side-by-side with these so-called "Creators" that him and Prime were referring to. Oh well, we know this is the start of a new trilogy from here on out as Bay is going to keep cranking these things out as long as he's making a profit off of them.

If you've seen all of the previous entries, go ahead and see this one. You're not doing yourself any harm. If you're new to the franchise, give it a rental. This is a better take on the series than it's predecessors. I'm giving Transformers: Age of Extinction a 7.75 out of 10.

"Seventh Son" review: What Happens When You Try to Fit In


I know there are quite a few people who despise commercials and trailers before a screening is set to start. And quite frankly, I never understood that. I love trailers. Sometimes they even turn out to be better than the movie. While already comfortably waiting for “The Hobbit: The Battle of the Five Armies” to begin in its all 3D, HFR glory, I of course got to see my usual dose of trailers and teasers. Dragons, witches, Jeff Bridges and glistening swords… Dear Lord, what is this? I have to see it. Apparently, I was impressed and intrigued by “Seventh Son”, which already premiered in Europe, just before the New Year, and will only premiere in the United States on February 6th.
This fantasy tale is based on the novel “The Spook’s Apprentice” by Joseph Delaney, which is the first story in the series “The Wardstone Chronicles”. The plot doesn’t differ much from your typical “chosen one” storyline. Thomas Ward (played by Ben Barnes), the seventh son of a seventh son, is chosen by the Spook Gregory (played by Jeff Bridges) to be his apprentice and travel the world as a hunter of the supernatural. Both of them have to face the dreaded Mother Malkin (played by Julianne Moore), a powerful witch, to save the lands and their loved ones.
As the movie began, I just couldn’t shun away the thought of this movie feeling different. I wasn’t sure if it was in a good way or a bad one, but the movie just didn’t feel right. Through the entire running time I couldn’t put my finger on what felt different. Only when the credits started rolling, I finally understood what seemed out of the ordinary. The movie was directed by Sergei Bodrov. And I don’t mean that Bodrov is a bad director. This time it is not the case. It’s because this movie is somewhat of a Russian production. (Yes, I understand that most of the cast and crew are American). The director and screenwriters try so hard to appeal to the mass “western” audience that they do everything you would think makes a successful movie of the fantastical adventure genre. And… Well, they fail on many accounts.
First of all, I haven’t read the original Delaney series, but from what I’ve gathered, Tom was supposed to be a 12 year old boy in the beginning. In the movie adaptation we see a hunky in his early-twenties model-esque hero. Attached to the production earlier was the almost always shirtless “Hunger Games” star Sam Claflin. But because of filming delays he soon dropped out and was replaced by “Narnia’s” Prince Caspian Ben Barnes. And while being easy on the eyes, I have to say that his performance was generic and not memorable in the slightest. An even worse job was done by our main love interest Alicia Vikander, who portrays a young witch. Or to be even more clear, nothing was done. She was a million times before seen damsel, who tried to take action and failed at it miserably, placing everyone even in greater danger. There was no chemistry or charisma between the two romantic leads and their love scenes seemed awkward and slightly forced.
Jeff Bridges didn’t seem to put much effort in either. At moments I started pondering if it was just me or was he actually slightly bored. But I do genuinely want to blame all of this on the writing and not Bridges, who we know can give absolutely stellar performances. And what was up with that bizarre accent? It seemed Gregory “The Spook” was going through a stroke while being heavily intoxicated. The relationship between him and Tom played on the “tough love” teacher, who acts a tad like an ass, but only because he cares and wants to protect you. Nothing what we haven’t seen before. I would have been a lot more intrigued to see Bridges interacting with a young boy, like it was written in the books. It would have brought an entirely different feel to the entire story.
Finally, here comes in Mother Malkin. I have to say right off the bat, I’m terribly biased when we have witches in movies. Even if Julianne Moore came off as silly at times, I still really enjoyed her performance. After all, this is a witch, inspired by Maleficent, who shapeshifts into a dragon. Sorry, I’m sold. Although, this does bring me to the fact that the CGI wasn’t all that great in this movie. The dragon seems pretty darn cool when it first appears. Of course, it was no Smaug, but bare in mind the budget differences and the number of people backing up each project. Yet, after a while the quick shapeshifts and the slight haziness of it starts to annoy. But, overall, I did enjoy Moore as she did try to work with the material given and look as seductive and malicious as a witch should. Even if everything around her looked quite dull and very visibly computer-generated. 
The cast mostly was a hit or miss, all suffering from mediocre writing. The pacing suffered from it too. It seemed like the movie was rushing through the storyline in order to finish everything until the credits start to roll. I hate to say it, oh I truly do, but either the movie had to be longer or maybe cut into two parts. Because now, mostly because of budget and production troubles, the movie was relatively short and lacked time for proper character development. Like the movie was stitched up from bullet points.
“Seventh Son” could have been a really nice fantasy adventure series. Witches, ghouls, a wise Spook, a menacing villain and a likable hero. Sadly, Sergei Bodrov tried too much to please the masses and went overboard with the adventure movie cliches. Everything seemed generic and plain. A handsome hero? Check. A wide-eyed pouty lips love interest? Check. A wise, but douchey mentor? Check. Overuse and misuse of CGI and 3D? Check and check. The movie tried its best, but in the end tried too hard. Maybe if the creative team would have done something more out of the framework, we would have have that awkward and slightly bizarre movie that you don’t quite get, but still enjoy the hell out of. Now, the movie was pretty regular. Nothing more, nothing less.

How To Watch Wrestle Kingdom 9 LIVE on PPV Tonight


If you have been living underneath a rock over the last few months, or you're just one of those jaded WWE marks who don't care nor want to bother watching anything other than their product, then you may not have heard that Jeff Jarrett's Global Force Wrestling promotion is bringing New Japan's Wrestle Kingdom 9 event to a WORLDWIDE audience for the first time ever tonight on PPV.

I bet you're possibly asking yourself, "Why should I care about this event?" The folks at 411Mania have written an excellent article about why EVERY wrestling fan should check this event out tonight.

Match Card:

IWGP Heavyweight Championship
Hiroshi Tanahashi (c) vs. Kazuchika Okada

IWGP Intercontinental Championship
Shinsuke Nakamura (c) vs. Kota Ibusha

AJ Styles vs. Tetsuya Naito

IWGP Tag Team Championship
Bullet Club (Karl Anderson & Doc Gallows) (c) vs. Meiyu Tag (Hirooki Goto & Katsuyori Shibata)

IWGP Junior Heavyweight Championship
Ryusuke Taguchi (c) vs. Kenny Omega

NEVER Openweight Championship
Tomohiro Ishii (c) vs. Togi Makabe

Match Can Only End By KO Or Submission
Kazushi Sakuraba vs. Minoru Suzuki

8-Man Tag
Suzukigun (Shelton X Benjamin, Lance Archer, Davey Boy Smith Jr, & Takashi Iizuka) vs. Mikey Nicholls, Naomichi Marufuji, Shane Haste & Toru Yano

Six-Man Tag
Bullet Club (Bad Luck Fale, Jeff Jarrett & Yujiro Takahashi) vs. Hiroyoshi Tenzan, Satoshi Kojimo & Tomoaki Honma

Four-Way Tag Team Match
IWGP Junior Heavyweight Tag Team Championship
ReDRagon (Bobby Fish and Kyle O’Reilly) (c) vs. Forever Hooligans (Alex Koslov & Rocky Romero) vs. Time Splitters (Alex Shelley & Kushida) vs. The Young Bucks

Pre-Show Match
15-Man New Japan Rumble
Jushin Thunder Liger, Manabu Nakanishi, Tiger Mask, Yuji Nagata as confirmed participants

How to Watch:

Now because of the time zone differences, here is how you can watch the event from your provider.

Satellite

Dish Network
2:00am ET/11:00pm PT
7:00pm ET/4:00pm PT
Replay schedule TBD

Directv
2:00am ET/11:00pm PT
Replays with Directv All Day Ticket on the following dates:
January 8
January 16
January 19
January 27

Cable TV
United States
Available on all cable systems

ATT UVerse
Verizon FIOS
2:00am ET/11:00pm PT – Due to the replay of the UFC event some systems will not be offering Wrestle Kingdom 9 Live
7:00pm ET/4:00pm PT – All cable systems will be offering the Prime Time airing of Wrestle Kingdom 9
Canada
Available on:
Bell TV
Rogers
Shaw
Sasktel
2:00am ET/11:00pm PT Live
7:00pm ET/4:00pm PT Prime Time

Flipps app
Available world wide with the exception of Japan.
Download the app via iTunes or Google Play.
Order Wrestle Kingdom 9 through the Flipps app.  Your iTunes or Google Play account will be charged.
Through the Flipps app Wrestle Kingdom 9 can be viewed on your mobile phone, tablet or
Internet-connected TVs by Samsung, Sony, Panasonic, LG, Philips & Sharp
Xbox One, Xbox 360, DISH Hopper, Apple TV, Chromecast
2:00am ET/11:00pm PT Live
7:00pm ET/4:00pm PT Prime Time

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You can also order/subscribe to NJPW World for roughly $8.50 per month but it's not confirmed that it will have Jim Ross and Matt Striker providing English commentary.

How to order NJPW World outside of Japan.

Either way, I'll be watching the event tonight and livetweeting my thoughts at @LetsTalkWrestle if you want to stay up late tonight for the discussion.