I couldn't even watch this trailer without laughing. If you thought that was funny then the product description on GameStop's site will have you busting a gut like I did:

The world is on the brink of disaster. Demonic celebrities have taken over the planet. Only one man can save us: a poor Chinese orphan named Shaq Fei Hung.

In Shaq Fu, players take control of the unstoppable Shaquille O'Neal as he fights his way through the hordes of Hell and Hollywood. Defeat dozens of enemies, as Shaq learns new moves, travels to unique locations and battles the legions of the damned. At the end of each journey, Shaq must face down a powerful boss ripped straight from tabloid headlines and bent on our destruction.
Will he triumph? Of course, he will... It's Shaq.

  • Fight your way through the streets as none other than Shaq Fu himself, voiced by the real deal, Shaquille O'Neal.
  • Battle outlandish celebrity bosses with special skills, power-ups and some old-fashioned martial arts.
  • Master devastating combos and let Shaq rip against his enemies
  • Wield Katanas, shuriken and baseball bats
  • Travel to locations around the world and use each unique environment against your enemies.
  • Power ups with every nickname Shaq has ever had from Big Daddy O to Big Diesel.
  • A Legend Reborn is the spiritual successor to the original Shaq Fu dubbed the worst game ever'. A Legend Reborn aims to right this wrong and restore the legacy of Shaquille O'Neal.
(Dies laughing at "restore the legacy of Shaquille O'Neal) I dunno about all that...

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