WWE Extreme Rules (April 26, 2015) -- Results & Afterthoughts

WWE Extreme Rules (2015) was held on Sunday, April 26, 2015, on the WWE Network. It is the seventh event under the Extreme Rules chronology. Extreme Rules is available for free to new subscribers on WWE's monthly subscription service in the month of April, the WWE Network in over 140 countries.

Kick-Off Match - Neville def. Bad News Barrett

Since Daniel Bryan wasn't medically cleared to compete tonight (reportedly still ongoing recovery from his injury during UK tour), so it was reported on WWE.com that Neville was named as BNB's opponent for tonight's kick-off show. This was one of the most mat-heavy bouts on the card, with Neville and BNB exchanging momentum like a hot potato. These guys have crazy good chemistry together and I happily approve of more matches between these two Superstars. That's saying a lot as I'm not really too fond of BNB's ring work in the first place, but Neville makes him look like a million bucks.

I'm sure the marks were happy after Neville on his first WWE PPV appearance as part of the main roster.

Street Fight Match - Dean Ambrose def. Luke Harper

This match "officially" kicked off this PPV event, but it was derailed after Luke Harper stole car and Dean Ambrose dove through the window, "Dukes of Hazzard-style" to pursue as the car sped out of the parking lot. I guess both Superstars have been playing too much Grand Theft Auto V...

This match continues during the post-match interview between the New Day and Renee Young after their win tonight only for the brawl to resume in the ring where both Superstars pile a ton of steel chairs into the ring as the fans chant "ECW!" A Dirty Deeds onto the pile of chairs seals the deal and gives Ambrose his first singles victory on a WWE PPV to date.

"Kiss Me Arse" Match - Dolph Ziggler def. Sheamus

After a vicious beating from Sheamus for the duration of the match, Dolph Ziggler manages to endure through several near-falls and sneak away with a win.

Despite the chants from live Chicago crowd and a rather ironic "MAKE HIM HUMBLE" sign in the audience, Sheamus refused to kiss Ziggler's ass. Sheamus promptly laid Ziggler out in a post-match attack and forced an unconscious Dolph Ziggler to kiss his "arse" instead.

(Sighs) Really? Is this what we reduced these two talents to? C'mon, WWE, BOTH of these guys deserve better than this. Match-wise, this was a solid match but I just wish WWE would take both of these guys more serious than pitting into a throwaway match such as this.

WWE Tag Team Championship Match - The New Day (Big E & Kofi Kingston w/ Xavier Woods) def. Cesaro & Tyson Kidd (w/ Natalya)

First of all, I'm glad to see that the tag team titles are being to defended on the main part of a PPV instead of the preshow/kick-off.

Solid match from start to finish. I can't even be mad that this horrible (read: stereotypical) gimmick went over the Brass Ring Club (Cesaro and Kidd). I understand why WWE did it though. The thing that since crowds are chanting "New Day Sucks" means that they are over, when in reality, fans aren't behind them at all. I'm just disappointed that WWE decided to take the belts off of Cesaro and Kidd when they have been white hot as of late. Sure, it puts them back into the "chase" for the upcoming boring summer months, but c'mon, don't kill their momentum when it just was getting off of the ground.

United States Championship Match - John Cena (c) def. Rusev (w/ Lana)

I'll be completely honest and say that I hate these Texas Bullrope-type matches as it merely transforms into the wrestling equivalent of a typical session of tug-o-war. We have seen John Cena and Rusev go at a grand total of two times prior to this match, so what makes match #3 in this series much different?

I wanted get into that ring and fight Rusev myself after he ejected Lana from ringside, urging her to go backstage.

Both Superstars roll with the other's punches and properly sell their offense until the typical Cena comeback sequence in the vein of Hulk Hogan until #LOLCenaWins to set the IWC (internet wrestling community) off in an eruption of unaminous groans of disgust.

I don't hate Cena like everyone else does just to be cool, but I'm ready for Rusev to move onto something else. I think we deserve that "proper" Ryback versus Rusev feud that we were denied last year.

WWE Divas Championship Match - Nikki Bella (c) (w/ Brie Bella) def. Naomi

Going into this match, I wanted Naomi to win, but looking back I figured she would not just for the sole fact of typical WWE booking. Nikki Bella and Naomi haven't shared much time in the ring, nor has WWE spent enough time properly building this feud up to make the fans care about a title change. While I have thoroughly enjoyed this breath of fresh air to Naomi's character, not everyone shares my opinion on the matter.

First things first, I'm SOOOO glad that WWE has decided to give Naomi NEW music. About fucking time. Like how the HELL did Cameron get her own music before Naomi after all of this time?

Secondly, let's talk about the actual competitive aspect of this match. You have to be crazy to not realize that this is one of the better Divas title defenses in quite some time. Naomi was a solid competitor and worthy challenger for Paige when she was reigning Divas Champion in AJ Lee's absence and I'm glad to see WWE has faith in her to try her hand again at challenging Nikki Bella's title reign. Naomi brought a lot of new breath-taking and flashy moves to the table in this match, only to receive a series of near-falls.

I hope this feud doesn't end from here after Brie Bella's interference (with a Chick Kick that JBL referred to as a "Yeti Kick" -- just wow at that shade towards Daniel Bryan...) to assist Nikki to retain the title after a well-placed Rack Attack.

Last Man Standing Match - Roman Reigns def. The Big Show

I think I can safely say that this was the match of the evening and the most "extreme" bout of anything else on tonight's card. Tons of crazy spots here in this match, building up to a climax that destroys the majority of the commentary area - tables and barricades included.

I hope this would make everyone shouting at The Big Show (and Kane) to "Please Retire" to STFU. The Big Show still can put on great matches, such as this one. Kane and Big Show are still valuable assets to WWE's product.

Hell, I want one more Big Show & Kane tag team title reign much like their run around 2005-2006.

After this match, Ryback beat Bo Dallas in a quick squash match if anyone cared. I know I didn't...

Moving on...

Steel Cage Match for WWE World Heavyweight Championship Match - Seth Rollins (c) (w/ J & J Security) def. Randy Orton
** RKO is banned **
** Corporate Kane is acting as "The Gatekeeper" **

Not really a bad nor a great match. It's just another run of the mill steel cage matches. The cage didn't prevent the Authority's goon squad from getting involved, but it's looking like Kane is fed up with both sides at play, namely Seth Rollins and the Authority as a whole. 

Randy Orton using the Pedigree and Seth Rollins retaining with Orton's own RKO finisher were sweet moments in this match, but neither of these Superstars are in better positions prior to this event. It just seems like another day at work where WWE Creative is just running through emotions until Brock Lesnar's next compete date is up on the calendar. If I were to guess, one of those days would be Summerslam for sure. 

Closing Thoughts 

I personally don't understand why WWE does this event to follow-up the aftermath of feuds and rivalries coming out of the fallout of WrestleMania. It would make more sense to do Payback (much like Backlash in the old days) here then do a gimmicky Pay-Per-View event instead. To say WWE is trying to look out for the well-being of their talent, one would think that they would not put their talent into another set of dangerous gimmick matches, especially after WrestleMania's Ladder Match for the Intercontinental Championship that saw the bulk of the midcard scene in competition. 

I was active on Twitter during this broadcast and found it amusing that people were quick to throw this event underneath the bus tonight. It was far from bad, but to be fair, my expectations weren't high to begin with. As a result, I thoroughly enjoyed this event. Sure, it wasn't WrestleMania but it served it's purpose. The only matches on the card that dragged were the US title and main events, but that was to expected as those were rematches from WrestleMania with little "new" flavor thrown in to keep it fresh.

I just hope WWE doesn't fuck up with the momentum from here after this event. They have a lot of great material to work with here.