I have officially given up trying to do a This Month in Wrestling post for the month of March, despite the fact that I REALLY wanted to cover NXT ArRIVAL, and a variety of topics. WWE WrestleMania XXX has come and gone, so let's just start with this next "season" of wrestling for all things going forward from here on out.
This is a rather lengthy post since I'm covering notable things of interest for BOTH April and May of 2014.
This Month in Wrestling - APRIL 2014
April 7, 2014 (Post-WrestleMania XXX) |
The "internet darling" hero himself, CM Punk, has done it, why can't the rest of the spoiled brats of the IWC (internet wrestling community)?
Okay, rant over.
RAW opens with The Authority's Stephanie McMahon and Triple H coming out to rain on Daniel Bryan's victory parade and decrees that he has to defend the championship against Triple H in tonight's main event.
With Bryan and Brie's wedding set to occur this following Friday, I was excited for this news. This would be the perfect opportunity for Bryan to drop the title to Triple H and garner more heel with Authority while Bryan is able to enjoy his honeymoon and a get a well-deserved vacation during the summer before returning around roughly Summerslam.
The Wyatt Family def. John Cena, Sheamus & Big E
I honestly couldn't get into this match from the fans booing Big E and Sheamus just for being associated for being on John Cena's team tonight while everything the Wyatt Family did was met with screaming cheers. Man, fans have everything ass-backwards nowadays... Sheesh. The win from the Wyatts here was merely damage control from everyone raging about Cena beating Bray at WrestleMania, but don't understand that the win didn't mean anything it was more about telling a story in their WrestleMania match.
The Big Show said it best in an interview, "If you're constantly worrying about your win/lose percentage, you're in the WRONG business, buddy." Today's so-called "wrestling fans" need to understand that as well.
Fandango & Summer Rae v. Santino & Emma
Thank God, this match was quick. The crowd trolled, singing along with Fandango's entrance but it felt even more forced than it was when WWE told crowds to do it last year. At least we got to see Emma actually wrestle instead of being Santino's comedic sidekick for once.
Brock Lesnar, the Conqueror of the Streak
Tonight's #Raw speech by @HeymanHustle = so incredibly epic it should be shown daily in every wrestling school. Holy geez. Incredible. 🙈👏 — $oCalVal (@SoCalValerie) April 8, 2014
This marks Brock Lesnar's last TV appearance for a while until WWE decides to bring him back in by the end of the summer or what not. You would think after The Undertaker gave him the highest honor of allowing him to end The Streak that the guy would have enough respect for the wrestling business to at least sign to a full-time schedule, but nope. Gotta love this meathead...Paul Heyman sells the sting of and distaste for the end of The Streak perfectly. NO ONE knows how to special deliver heat like Paul Heyman does. He is truly a master of his craft on the microphone.
Batista & Randy Orton def. The Usos via Count Out
WWE are
Plus Orton's comment about "I don't give a damn about the tag team division..." doesn't help at all...
Rob Van Dam def. Damien Sandow
I would love to know what Sandow did to get buried this deep into the hole by WWE. The guy deserves so much better than this.
Bad News Barrett def. Rey Mysterio
Ever since Royal Rumble, Rey Mysterio has been getting dogged by live crowds. He should consider hanging it and retiring soon anyway if he continues to get injured left and right. BNB is surprisingly insanely over now.
Alexander Rusev w/ Lana def. Zack Ryder
Lana always manages to look so yummy... while Rusev looks like he's her daddy who just rolled out of bed to beat up her potential dates like Al Bundy... |
I just have to wonder when WWE is going to quit with the squash matches with this guy and give him an actual feud. If the failures of Ryback, Brodus Clay, and A-Train haven't taught WWE anything, it's that their audience could give a flying fuck about any undefeated powerhouse with a winning streak that's NOT The Undertaker.
Final Message From The Ultimate Warrior
Sadly, this ends up being the last promo ever by The Ultimate Warrior who met his untimely demise two days following this broadcast. Rest in peace, Warrior. I'm sure he's up in heaven, reuniting the Ultimate Maniacs with Randy Savage.
I still say the amount of foreshadowing in his last promo is beyond scary though...
Divas Championship Match - Paige def. AJ Lee w/ Tamina - NEW Divas Champion
I remember watching this moment live during RAW and going "Oh god, they are going to bring out Paige out there to shut AJ up..." and then it actually happened. Gail Kim said in her recent interview on Wrestling with Rosenberg (take the time and give it a listen, it's worth your time) that WWE allowing her to win the championship upon her debut was literally the worst they could have done to her at the time, citing that it capped the glass ceiling over her. This was what I was seeing here with Paige. No other Diva will be able to top this debut and Paige really doesn't have much more to aspire towards. She walks onto the main roster as STILL reigning NXT Women's Champion and upstages AJ Lee completely for the Divas Championship.
Speaking of AJ, I hope she takes the opportunity to practice that Octopus Stretch (Black Widow) and learn how to properly apply it. Before people get pissing (especially the marks that defend AJ at every single turn), I understand that AJ has a size difference with a lot of people, but she should have a few variations of the hold for bigger opponents. Many have cited that AJ has used a variation of the move back on NXT, but I don't see why she doesn't use that variation on a lot of the Divas who are obviously taller than her when she can't apply the Japanese variation of the Octopus Stretch (where she obviously picked up the maneuver from) properly.
I have a lovely message for AJ's fans who said that NO ONE was going to ever dethrone her as champion...
Only time will tell, but I'm conflicted about Paige going up to the main roster. On the positive side, I'm glad to see someone finally strip AJ Lee of that championship. WWE made it painfully obvious that someone from Total Divas wasn't going to win the championship, so Paige was the next best thing. On the other hand, I felt that Paige would have benefited being fleshed out a little longer on NXT. I had this discussion with a good friend the other day and here's what I felt like Paige could have accomplished on NXT if WWE kept her there a bit longer:
"Okay, Natalya could have won the NXT Women's Championship during their feud and then feuded with Paige and Emma in a triple threat feud, drops the title back to Paige to become a two time champ then another solo feud w/ Emma after Nattie finishes polishing Emma off in a #1 contender spot. Emma wins the title then her and Paige are friends out of mutual respect. Cue BFFs feud where Paige and Emma vs. Sasha and Charlotte. All 4 girls are getting quality experience here and acts as the last feud before Paige is written off after a big win from the BFFs. Emma isn't pinned in that match so she still has momentum as champ but it puts one of the BFFs (namely Sasha) in a better position to challenge for said title against Emma.That way Paige's disappearance is a way to "quiet" things down and make her debut on the main roster a bit more of a shock when she does debut. And don't forget - I gave Paige 2-3 more good feuds before going onto the main roster."
So where do we go from here? Diva fans want AJ to feud with Paige, but I'm in the minority that does NOT want that to happen. AJ Lee is reportedly taking time off, so this would be the perfect opportunity to rebuild and reinvent the Divas division from scratch. AJ Lee has done nothing but bury the current division instead of helping to revitalize it. She's talented yes, but the nail in the coffin was her burying the ENTIRE division at WrestleMania 30. One could argue that it was booking that did this, but that's only for WWE to stay in good faith with CM Punk for not burying his girlfriend just like anyone else who has spited them in the past.
Sorry, Zeb, but tonight's Monday Night RAW was dominated by Paul Heyman's awesomeness... |
Cesaro w/ Paul Heyman def. Jack Swagger w/ Zeb Colter via Count Out
Cesaro is rewarded the trophy for winning the Andre the Giant Battle Royal at WrestleMania 30 and drops the bombshell that he is now a Paul Heyman Guy. I love this turn of events, but this was LONG overdue. I wanted Cesaro as a Heyman Guy back when The Shield first debuted and CM Punk was still one of the Heyman Guys. Better late than never I suppose. This gives Heyman a reason to stick around on television regularly while Brock Lesnar is taking time off until his next big feud.As for this feud with Jack Swagger, I hope they don't drop the ball on this. Swagger needed a strong feud since dropping the ball of momentum after WrestleMania 29. Obviously, Cesaro is going over on top in this feud to keep his hype train going full steam, but I hope Swagger looks strong coming out of it, much like how Sami Zayn did in their feud.
WWE World Heavyweight Championship Match Daniel Bryan v. Triple H w/ Stephanie - No Contest
Sadly, WWE dropped the ball here and went a different route with this Triple H vs. Bryan match in the main event. The Shield interferes and sets the stage for the obvious Evolution vs. The Shield feud. I could give a flying fuck what the IWC (internet wrestling community) thinks, but Triple H winning the titles from Daniel Bryan the night after WrestleMania 30 would have warranted massive heat from this already passionate crowd. Instead, The Shield took the spotlight off Bryan completely and made this moment their own.So much for Bryan being a "fighting champion"...
Still, I won't shit on this ending to RAW too much. We're getting that Evolution vs. The Shield feud, with The Shield as obvious babyfaces as it seems that WWE is eliminating that idea to split them up completely.
April 10, 2014 |
For some odd reason, this broadcast opens with MVP writing off Samoa Joe as "unavailable" for the #1 Contender's Gauntlet Battle Royal.
According to Samoa Joe's Twitter, he's not "injured" as how the dirtsheets were reporting, so I don't know what the deal is here with him not getting his well deserved title match without it being tainted with outside interference or the other typical bullshit that accompanies TNA's main events.
TNA World Title #1 Contenders Gauntlet Battle Royal - Bobby Lashley vs. Bully Ray vs. Gunner vs. “The Cowboy” James Storm vs. Ethan Carter III vs. “The IT Factor” Bobby Roode vs. “Showtime” Eric Young vs. Willow vs. “The Monster” Abyss vs. Sanada
Eric Young defies the odds and walks away at the winner of this match. EY shocks the masses even more when he announces that he wants to challenge Magnus in tonight's main event - despite the fact that his arm is pretty messed up after the abuse he suffered in this match.Unlike everyone else, I'm not pissed off that EY is getting this opportunity to shine. Back when Hulk Hogan and Eric Bischoff first came into TNA, they reverted EY back into a comic relief character when EY was on a roll as the heel leader of World Elite while he was on a roll of being taken seriously.
TNA Knockouts #1 Contenders Fatal 4-Way Angelina Love w/ Velvet Sky def. Brittany, Gail Kim, and ODB
I remember livetweeting during this broadcast and people were complaining why Brittany (Santana Garrett) was in this match and I'm going "This is literally the ENTIRE Knockouts division in this match... shut up and ENJOY this!" Brooke Tessmacher and Taryn Terrell are both on hiatus, so this is the entire division, except for Velvet Sky and obviously Knockouts Champion Madison Rayne, on full display here.
TNA World Tag Team Championship Match - The Wolves def. Jesse & Zema Ion (c) via DQ
Great match, but the BroMans weasel away with the titles, thanks to the DQ. Not bad as The Wolves keep their momentum while the BroMans continue to garner heat from their cowardly tactics.Christy Hemme confronts Samuel Shaw
Christy Hemme is making GREAT use of her newfound position as part of TNA Creative and it shows with this ongoing drama between herself and Samuel Shaw. I was in tears laughing at Hemme asking Shaw if he was excited yet and Taz excited replies, "I AM!" on commentary. Just when I thought they have ran its course with this angle, TNA manages to keep surprising me with this character.
Main Event TNA World Heavyweight Championship “Showtime” Eric Young def. Magnus - NEW Champion
Eric Young looks as shocked as everyone else in attendance to this miracle. People have criticized saying that this was a complete imitation to Daniel Bryan's win at WrestleMania 30, but c'mon, give Eric Young credit where it's due. EY climbed his way up the food chain the right way - paid his dues, put up with all of the bullshit along the way (sounds like AJ Styles' career, huh?), and established himself as a serious competitor - notably, in that recent feud with Abyss.
April 14, 2014 |
RAW opens with the roster standing on the entrance ramp. Many are wearing Ultimate Warrior shirts. A video package highlights the life and journey of Warrior. His words from RAW cap it off: “The spirit of the Ultimate Warrior will run forever!” Jerry Lawler announces that tonight will be in tribute to the Ultimate Warrior. Warrior’s music plays and then the fans begin to chant his name. The feels, man. I applaud WWE for this video tribute to the life of The Ultimate Warrior.
Intercontinental #1 Contender’s Tournament
First Round
Rob Van Dam def. Alberto Del Rio
I'm not sure if the rumors are true, but Alberto Del Rio is supposedly not renewing his WWE contract after it expires this summer, so I guess WWE will continue to use him as chicken-fodder until it runs out. We've seen RVD vs. ADR like a million times in 2013 and this match is nothing different.
Meanwhile, Stephanie McMahon plants the seeds of Evolution reuniting in Triple H, Batista, and Orton's heads. Uh-oh...
Rybaxel def. The Rhodes Brothers
Now this was a shock. Rybaxel won a match? I thought they were solidified at jobber status after failing to live up to the high expectations of being Heyman Guys.
Paige def. Alicia Fox
Paige's first "full" match on RAW and it's against Alicia Fox. I swear she deserves so much better than this. Why can't they feed one of the Total Divas cast members to her first, like one of the Bella Twins? Regardless, Paige's Scorpion Cross Lock never ceases to amaze me.
The Usos v. Randy Orton & Batista - No Contest
The Shield are proving that Orton, Batista, and Triple H can't accomplish alone as long as The Shield are an united force. I'm just glad that The Usos aren't buried to Batista and Orton two weeks in a row.
Randy Orton and Batista are walking in the back when they are approached by Triple H and Stephanie. Triple H says that he told them so.
Paul Heyman walks out onto the entrance ramp. He introduces himself and then pounds the point home AGAIN that Brock Lesnar beat The Undertaker and conquered the streak. Out comes Cesaro and they walk to the ring without any music.
Intercontinental #1 Contender’s Tournament
First Round
Cesaro w/ Paul Heyman def. Mark Henry
If it's anything that Mark Henry knows how to do, it's how to make a powerhouse vs. powerhouse feud/match look great. Cesaro's power was on full display here, tossing around Henry like a child.
Alexander Rusev def. Xavier Woods
(Laughs) Looks like Lana is really getting "excited" about Rusev's display of power here... |
Gotta love that WWE racism... I still say WWE should just use my idea for Rusev's gimmick and book him as if he is Al Bundy from Married with Children beating up Kelly's boyfriends when she brings them home as a typical overprotective father to Lana. Since it's rumored that they are dating in real life, that would be a bit weird.
Intercontinental #1 Contender’s Tournament
First Round
Sheamus def. Swagger
Zeb Coulter can't catch a break at all. First, Cesaro ditches him for Heyman and now Swagger can't even rise to the challenge in the first round of the Intercontinental #1 Contender's Tournament.
(Insert Mike Tyson's Punch-Out!! KO sound effect here) |
Instead of singing he has "The Whole World in his Hands", Bray should be singing that he has everyone eating out of his hands. I'm possibly going to say it a million times in this write-up, but when Bray Wyatt speaks into the microphone, nothing but money comes out. No matter whether or not his future is with WWE, his future is going to be very bright in professional wrestling. That being said, I'm glad his feud with Cena isn't a one and done affair.
Fandango makes his entrance. But, he no longer has Summer Rae after their very Twitter break up. Welcome to 2014 I guess. Fandango now comes out with – Layla! She dances her way down to the ring with her new man.
I don't mind this pairing at all (Summer Rae is away filming The Marine 4) as Layla has experience as a professional dancer, so it works.
I don't mind this pairing at all (Summer Rae is away filming The Marine 4) as Layla has experience as a professional dancer, so it works.
Fandango & Layla def. Santino & Emma
I don't mind Fandango with Layla at all - at least I know she has an extensive dancing background. Now for this silly Santino & Emma feud, it STILL needs to stop. This has ran it's course already. Give Santino and Emma someone else to fight, like feeding Santino to Rusev.
Intercontinental #1 Contender’s Tournament
First Round
Bad News Barrett def. Dolph Ziggler
I know BNB is the guy that WWE is trying to push right now (for what seems like the 3rd or 4th time reinventing him...), but I felt like the wrong guy lost here. Killing any chance of Dolph Ziggler getting any momentum has to hurt as Ziggler busts his ass consistently and continues to make other Superstars look good without any reward.
The Shield v. ???
The opponents are revealed to be: Alberto Del Rio, Jack Swagger, Fandango, 3MB, Titus O’Neill, Rybaxel, Alexander Rusev, and Bad News Barrett.
The Shield decimate the odds and looks to come out of this as the victors as BNB wisely chooses to haul ass as this is looking like a losing battle for his teammates.
Then Evolution’s theme hits.
Evolution then laid waste to The Shield to end the broadcast as I'm singing along to Evolution's theme song in the comfort of my apartment.
Let's be honest here, folks. This is WWE giving us fan service at it's finest. It's going to be Evolution vs. The Shield at Extreme Rules. Honestly, there wasn't no other reason to bring Batista back if Triple H and Randy Orton weren't going to combine forces as Evolution as part of Authority.
Let's be honest here, folks. This is WWE giving us fan service at it's finest. It's going to be Evolution vs. The Shield at Extreme Rules. Honestly, there wasn't no other reason to bring Batista back if Triple H and Randy Orton weren't going to combine forces as Evolution as part of Authority.
April 16, 2014 |
Tamina Snuka wins #1 Contender Battle Royal for Divas Championship
Good gravy this match was botchtastic... I'm completely fine with Tamina getting the #1 Contender spot, but man, this was hard to watch. I will go on record on saying it was just as bad or even worse than the Divas' outing at WrestleMania XXX. Layla botching that Tri-Jump Springboard Cross Body (in the veins of Carlito...) and coming up short, Eva Marie half-assing the sell for her elimination, Emma's botch on her elimination during that Tarantula, and let's not forget the cameraman who could barely keep up with the action in this match. I found myself more entertained that the Funkadactyls' matching ring gear in the style of a cross between Kofi Kingston and Tanya from Mortal Kombat 4.April 17, 2014 |
TNA Knockouts Champion Madison Rayne def. Velvet Sky (w/ Angelina Love) in Street Fight
Not a bad match, but the thing that stood out to me is that Madison Rayne is giving that The Gore/Spear finisher of hers more mileage lately. I saw her bust that out at the last few house shows I attended in late February and early March. I tweeted her a name for it since I have been jokingly calling it the "Rayne of Terror".
TNA Tag Team Titles: The Wolves def. Bro-Mans via DQ (Bro-Mans retain)
Complete deja vu from last week's Impact...
Handicap Match: Willow def. Rockstar Spud & EC3
Not a bad match, but the thing to take home is Kurt Angle returning post-match. I hope he hasn't returned prematurely from his knee surgery.
Tigre Uno def. Sanada in Best of Three Series Match #2
Ties the series 1-1. These matches have been an international delight to see for free on these weekly tapings. Regardless, I'm anxious to see the grand finale. My only gripe is I hope the X-Division isn't just these two guys currently. I hope Kenny King, Xema Ion, and others start actively competing in the division regularly again now that there's competition.
Tables Match: Bobby Roode def. Gunner
Interference from James Storm, which gave Roode the win but they still botched the table break before Roode had to pick up Gunner again and slam him through the table properly. If Roode and Storm are going to keep helping each other, they might as well go ahead and reunite as Beer Money again since they are both heels.
TNA World Heavyweight Championship "Showtime" Eric Young def. "The Monster" Abyss in Monster's Ball
No interference, no bullshit/clusterfuck finish. EY proved his worth as a champion tonight. I hope that shuts up the haters. EY's win wasn't a fluke, luck of the draw, or the flavor of the month to compete with WWE's Daniel Bryan championship win.
April 21, 2014 |
I'm sorry for your loss, Bryan. |
This moment is interrupted promptly by the arrival of Stephanie McMahon-Helmsley to comes to gloat about Bryan's upcoming match against "The Monster" Kane. Kane arrives and destroys Bryan with not one, but three Tombstone Piledrivers in the ring, on the steel steps, and on commentary table, much to Steph's dismay. She sarcastically tried to stop Kane but it was to no avail. I swear this moment is begging for Brie and Stephanie to face off in the very near future. According to the comments online after the show, people seem to not know what sarcasm is, complaining about Stephanie "caring" about Bryan's well-being... C'mon guys, there can't be THAT much stupid in the wrestling community.
Can I have a portrait of Stephanie McMahon holding both of the championships in the ring for my apartment? That image is just pure perfection.
Great match between these two Superstars and I'm glad they didn't go with the obvious route of Sheamus winning this match. Much like Barrett's last IC title reign, I think this push is going to be a waste for him. I still feel like Dolph Ziggler could have used the push in this tournament more than Barrett.
Triple H is hoarse and apparently "evolving" into John Laurinaitis, so he has to hand the mic over to Orton and Batista. I'm sure WWE is going to receive a lot of lawsuits in the morning after all of the fangirls get out of the hospital from the overkill of Randy Orton in a suit and all of The Shield in the ring during one segment.
Can I have a portrait of Stephanie McMahon holding both of the championships in the ring for my apartment? That image is just pure perfection.
Bad News Barrett def. Sheamus in Semi-Final #1 Contender Tournament for Intercontinental Championship
Great match between these two Superstars and I'm glad they didn't go with the obvious route of Sheamus winning this match. Much like Barrett's last IC title reign, I think this push is going to be a waste for him. I still feel like Dolph Ziggler could have used the push in this tournament more than Barrett.
WWE Tag Team Champions The Usos def. The Rhodes Brothers (Cody Rhodes & Goldust) w/ Ryback & Curtis Axel on commentary
Not a bad match, but I wish WWE would quit breaking up good tag teams, even though JBL and Cole keep insisting that the Tag Team division is being reinvigorated. I honestly don't see how.
Evolution (Randy Orton, Triple H, Batista) and The Shield standoff
Triple H is hoarse and apparently "evolving" into John Laurinaitis, so he has to hand the mic over to Orton and Batista. I'm sure WWE is going to receive a lot of lawsuits in the morning after all of the fangirls get out of the hospital from the overkill of Randy Orton in a suit and all of The Shield in the ring during one segment.
The segment ends with Triple H making Evolution vs. The Shield official at Extreme Rules. The Shield look to remedy that assault from last week's RAW, but Evolution has back up. The Shield holds their ground in a stalemate between both factions as RAW takes a commercial break.
Emma debuts her own version of the Cobra, which she has named "VenEMMA" on Twitter.
Didn't we JUST see this match on Smackdown! on Friday? Seriously, WWE needs to scrap Smackdown! completely if they are going to just rehash matches from that on Monday's RAW broadcast. I'm still not feeling Paige's theme on the main roster though. While I think I won't EVER get sick of seeing her apply that Scorpion Crosslock, I wish WWE would take the time to give Paige a character - allow her to speak and do segments.
Los Matadores w/ El Torito def. 3MB w/ Hornswoggle
While I'm glad they are doing something with El Torito in the ring, I'm facepalming that it had to be something stupid with Hornswoggle. This feud started on Main Event on the previous week and continued throughout Smackdown! and into tonight's card, which is pretty much a big rehashing of Smackdown! from Friday night.
Just when I think Drew McIntyre's career can't get any lower, he gets "gored" by Torito... When is he going to hang it up and go somewhere else? Well, he can't go to Impact Wrestling or he's going to get his ass kicked by Taryn Terrell again...
Emma (w/ Santino Marella) def. Layla (w/ Fandango)
Emma debuts her own version of the Cobra, which she has named "VenEMMA" on Twitter.
@EmmaWWE what is this Sesame Street? #RAW — Layla (@mslayel) April 22, 2014
(Facepalms) Can we kill this feud already? I'm sick of seeing either Emma, Santino, Fandango, or Layla/Summer Rae fight each other on almost every WWE broadcast since before WrestleMania XXX.
Rob Van Dam def. Cesaro (w/ Paul Heyman) via count-out in Semi-Final #1 Contender Tournament for Intercontinental Championship
Heyman declares Cesaro "The King of Swing"... but Cesaro loses thanks to interference from Jack Swagger and Zeb Coulter.NXT Women's Champion & WWE Divas Champion Paige def. Aksana
Didn't we JUST see this match on Smackdown! on Friday? Seriously, WWE needs to scrap Smackdown! completely if they are going to just rehash matches from that on Monday's RAW broadcast. I'm still not feeling Paige's theme on the main roster though. While I think I won't EVER get sick of seeing her apply that Scorpion Crosslock, I wish WWE would take the time to give Paige a character - allow her to speak and do segments.
I like how the Divas have been stepping up their wrestling game in the last few weeks... Competition is important. #Raw— Nattie (@NatbyNature) April 22, 2014Yeah, the Divas are stepping up because they have no other option. When AJ Lee was champion, everyone (AJ included) had that lackluster and lazy performance in the ring. With a solid competitor like Paige as champion, now every Diva wants to prove themselves in a hope that they aren't overshadowed by Paige's superior in-ring talents.
Alexander Rusev (w/ Lana) def. Sin Cara
WWE dooms almost all of these monster heels to failure with the string of squash matches. To Rusev's credit, he's not half bad, but I feel like he needs a much better finisher than a damn Camel Clutch. C'mon at least something devastating to watch him do to people. The Accolade looks like a sexual position he cooked up in bed with Lana backwards.
Speaking of Lana, she looks like she can barely stand up in those heels.
John Cena def. The Wyatt Family via DQ in a 3-on-1 Handicap Match
While this was an interesting opening segment for Impact, I couldn't help but laugh at MVP skipping back up the ramp like AJ Lee before the commercial break.
Kurt Angle def. Rockstar Spud (w/ Ethan Carter III)
EC3 played the sore loser after this quick match and attacks Kurt until Willow makes the save. I wish that they would start booking Spud as a legit competitor instead of chicken fodder to squash week-in, week-out. He's actually not bad in the ring at all if TNA would take the time to show that characteristic off.
Madison Rayne calls The Beautiful People out to the ring
This erupts into a brawl with things quickly getting ugly until Brittany comes to Rayne's aid to even the odds. TBP get the upper hand and bring out the paper bags. Gail Kim offers her help to her former BFF to even the odds while simultaneously teasing an inevitable Gail Kim vs. Angelina Love storyline for down the road. Brilliant booking by TNA here. They are keeping Gail Kim relevant, despite her not being in the title feud, while keeping the TBP vs. Rayne feud fresh. Love vs. Gail would be great now that the Knockouts division isn't in it's infancy like in the past.
Bobby Lashley def. Kenny King via count-out
I was sitting trying to multi-task live-tweeting on Twitter, jot down notes on this broadcast, and post on Facebook when I sarcastically said out loud, "Watch the mystery opponent be Bobby Lashley..." Well, look who we have here...
Great match, with King using a lot of cowardly tactics to maneuver his way out of the pending Spears. Amazing spot where Lashley caught King out of the air into a stalling Brainbuster. I liked this result as it saw both guys gaining momentum without losing any steam.
The Beautiful People def. Madison Rayne & Gail Kim
I love how TNA is keeping Gail Kim involved in this storyline while keeping the door open with Madison Rayne and Gail Kim settling the score down the road, but coming together to fight against a common threat. The Beautiful People are looking strong going into Sacrifice, but Rayne didn't look weak here either.
Ken Anderson meets Samuel Shaw's "mom"
His mom is named "Christy" and she's a redhead. This just got even MORE creepier. I dunno how that is possible but this gimmick is freaking awesome.
MVP def. Austin Aries
Solid performance between both men, but I'm puzzled why Impact keeps having these one and done encounters for MVP. First Kenny King and now Austin Aries? Why is MVP picking fights with so many people and not following up with these "chance" encounters? Regardless, I can't complain too much as the match itself wasn't bad at all.
April 25, 2014 |
Verbal Debate between Paul Heyman & Zeb Coulter
I don't regularly watch Smackdown thanks to spoilers, but when I do it's for golden moments such as this. This verbal debate between Zeb Coulter and Paul Heyman was simply magical. Who says managers don't have a place in professional wrestling anymore?
Cesaro (w/ Paul Heyman) def. Jack Swagger (w/ Zeb Coulter)
I don't get why WWE is rushing this feud when they could easily stretch this out over the course of the month.Tamina def. Natalya
Weak match, but I'm concerned that Tamina was winded within the first few opening minutes of this match. And this is the chick they want to have a PPV match against Paige?The Wyatt Family def. The Rhodes Brothers
April 26, 2014 |
ROH Champion Adam Cole rewards Matt Hardy "The Iconic Title"
The Iconic Title was the same belt that Cole and Hardy stole from Jay Briscoe after his defeat at Supercard of Honor VIII. While it's cool to see that Matt Hardy is still active in the wrestling world, I'm happy to see Mike Bennett and Maria Kanellis in a main event stable feud since they are currently aligned with Cole against the Briscoes.Kevin Steen ruins the moment for Cole and storms the ring after declaring that he's the next challenger for the ROH title. I thought Steen was WWE bound by now? Or did they reject him after he refused to loose weight before the last training camp/audition he was invited to? Whatever, at least we get another cool Kevin Steen feud before he walks out of ROH.
BJ Whitmer (w/ The Decade & Adam Page) def. Cedric Alexander
Adam Page comes off as that one kid who wants to impress the "cool kids" that he's cool enough to hang with them. Sadly, he's trying to earn The Decade's stamp of approval. While this stable hasn't impressed me much since I started back watching ROH regularly this year (well... other than Roderick Strong but that's a given for me...), but tonight was one of those months where I was amused with what they brought to the table. I've forgotten how hilarious Jimmy Jacobs' personality and character is.ROH Pure Championship - Jay Lethal (w/ Truth Martini) def. Alex Koslov to retain
I completely forgotten that Koslov was this good in the ring. I have only recently started watching ROH again, so the last time I saw Koslov wrestle was back in TNA's World X Cup in 2008 as part of Team International. None the less, this was a stellar title defense from Lethal. I'm sad that Lethal doesn't wrestle on ROH TV on a consistent basis. He's definitely my favorite black wrestler in the industry today.TNA Sacrifice April 27, 2014 |
The Wolves def. BroMans in a No DQ match to become the NEW TNA Tag Team Champions
The BroMans finally got that beating that has been pending for weeks now. It's been so long since I have seen DJ Zema Ion in a match I almost forgot that he's actually good in the ring. I have to admit that the whole one of The Wolves getting beat up for 80% of the match until the hot tag is getting old. Leave that boring shit to WWE's Tag division. I know both of these teams are much more capable of that. C'mon, TNA, it's time to let your tag team division shine miles beyond WWE's
Mr. Anderson def. Samuel Shaw
After well-placed nutshot from Christy Hemme, both Christy and Anderson can put the Creepy Bastard behind them. Not a bad match, but a bit one-sided for my taste. Fortunately, the storytelling made up for it.
Willow & Kurt Angle def. Ethan Carter III & Rockstar Spud
If you've seen their encounters on Impact for the last month, then you won't be surprised with anything here. Standard affair for Kurt Angle and Jeff Hardy, but a pretty average match.
X-Division Championship Match - Best of Three Series Final - Sanada (c) def. Tigre Uno to retain
(Laughs) I was entertained with the chants of "Let's Go, Goku!" for Sanada, but even more impressed by this match. This was the perfect example of why we love the X-Division. This was easily the best match up to this point.
I Quit Match - Gunner def. James Storm
3 Hangar 18s then the Superplex onto the guard rail on top of the two chairs... Sheesh this match was insane. It started off slow, but quickly turned the dial up in violence. I loved the spot where Storm hit a rope-assisted DDT on the steel steps.
Knockouts Championship - Angelina Love (w/ Velvet Sky) def. Madison Rayne to become record-breaking 6 time champion
To be expected, Velvet Sky's constant interference and distractions were a high contributing factor to Angelina Love's win. I can't be too surprised at that part, but I was surprised to see Angelina win the belt so fast, especially after it seemed like this feud has been so one-sided since The Beautiful People reunited.
Tables Match - Bobby Roode def. Bully Ray
I honestly didn't notice this until someone posted it on Facebook the day after. I thought the referee got hit by Roode's feet when Bully Ray elevated him up for the Powerbomb. Make all the jokes you want, but it was a decent match, but just with a poor finish. The referee was still out when the bell rang to end the match, which should have happened after Roode went through the first table.
As for the match itself, it wasn't as bad as the marks on the 'net made it out to be. Seeing Dixie Carter dressed as a dude was mentally scarring enough though.
TNA World Heavyweight Championship Match - Eric Young (c) def. Magnus to retain
While I wasn't too crazy about this match as a whole, I respect that TNA did the main event without a bullshit nor a clusterfuck finish/interference. Once again, Eric Young shut up the haters and proved that he wasn't a one-hit wonder.
April 28, 2014 |
John Cena's fans "abandon" him for the Wyatt Family
This was hands-down the freakiest wrestling segment I have seen in a VERY long time. It's up there with one e-fed storyline I saw a few years back where Mickey Mouse was stalking a particular Superstar for weeks until finally revealing himself to be The Undertaker. (Shudders) The shit people think of to make these bizarre, creepy gimmicks work.
WWE Tag Team Championship Match - The Usos def. Rybaxel
Not a bad match, but you had to be high to think that Rybaxel would win the gold here. I honestly don't see The Usos lose the gold anytime soon.
Sheamus def. Titus O'Neil
Hugh Jackman and Dolph Ziggler def. Damien Sandow dressed as Magneto
You know WWE had to cash in on X-Men: Days of Future Past (FYI I have a review on that film on my other blog here) coming out in theaters and the fact that Hugh Jackman was a former RAW Special Guest General Manager back when that concept was force-fed down our throats a few years back.
This segment was somewhere between idiotic and moronic - meaning it was a complete waste of everyone's time. Ziggler and Sandow could have had an actual match instead of wasting time with this comedy bit. Seeing Sandow dressed as Magneto was worth a minor chuckle though.
Stephanie McMahon "apologizes" to Daniel Bryan & Brie Bella
It's moments like this is why I adore heel Stephanie McMahon. You know that she didn't mean not an ounce of that "sincere" apology.
Divas Championship Match - Paige (c) vs. Brie Bella
So-so match, but the thing to take away from here is how fast Paige bolted out of there when Kane pyro hit. I was laughing so hard at that since it didn't give me enough time to roll my eyes at Brie Bella's god-awful acting here.Intercontinental Championship #1 Contender Tournament Final - Bad News Barrett def. Rob Vam Dam
BNB picks up the win after inference from both Swagger and Cesaro at ringside. This sets up a triple threat between those three Superstars
Evolution, The Shield, and Ric Flair exchange words
This segment was rather odd. It was cool that Ric Flair gave The Shield the stamp of approval, but why didn't Evolution beat the shit out of him afterwards? If you ask me, The Shield are at that point where they don't need any more stamps of approval as they have been constantly and consistently strong in every angle/feud they have been involved with. In a sense, Flair's presence is wasted here.
If you ask me, I think Flair should have taken the time to revoke the Figure Four Leglock from The Miz.
This Month in Wrestling - MAY 2014
May 1, 2014 |
Gunner def. Mr. Anderson
James Storm tried to interfere to no luck. They are kinda beating a dead horse here with the Gunner/James Storm feud if you ask me...Bully Ray comes out with a table. He has "Dixie" written on it. Bully talks about Sacrifice and threatens to put Dixie through a table.
Apparently, Bully Ray got "wood" for Dixie Carter. Go ahead and make all of the dirty jokes you want on that one. C'mon, Bully, you can do better than Dixie Carter. You were kayfabe banging Tessmacher a few months ago!
Ethan Carter III and Rockstar Spud come out and announce a match against Kurt Angle for next week. Tonight, he will be doing a sparring session against Spud. Kurt angle interrupts and says he will end EC3's streak next week.
Kurt Angle's return was the only noteworthy thing in this segment. As much as I hate to admit it, I laugh too much at Spud as comedy relief, but I hope TNA at least has a plan to take him seriously down the road. Not everyone can
Bobby Roode def. Gunner
Bobby Roode defeated Gunner to become the new #1 contender that will face Eric Young during tonight's main event.Dixie comes out dressed like a soccer mom, only for Bully Ray to interrupt her and motion to put her through a table. MVP intervenes and bans both of them from the Impact Zone. That seems rather... odd. Why should Bully Ray stop? He should've gave her the wood (God that sounds awful...) anyway. I guess TNA is saving that for a future PPV.
Willow def. James Storm via DQ
Willow defeated James Storm by DQ when Storm pushed the referee down. Storm grabbed a piece of glass but Willow hit him with his umbrella. Mr. Anderson ran down and hit a Mic Check on Storm.So, they are going with an Anderson/Storm feud? Meh, whatever. At least they stopped running the Storm/Gunner feud into the ground.
Velvet Sky and Angelina Love come out and brag about Angelina's win at Sacrifice
Velvet Sky and Angelina Love come out wearing evening gowns since TNA Management told them to start covering themselves up more. To the delight of the male fans in the crowd, they start stripping out of their long dresses but stop and start insulting the fans. Angelina calls out Gail Kim, only for Gail Kim to show up ready for a fight. I'm glad they aren't beating around the bush to a "proper" Gail vs. Angelina feud since their feud back at the beginning of the Knockouts division was a bit premature. Both have grown as wrestlers (especially Gail Kim) and I'm anxious to see how the actual title match will play out. A part of me is saying that a heel Taryn Terrell will come back at Slammiversary and screw Gail out of the title (or alternatively assist Gail in winning it) just to add to the dynamic of her inevitable return to Impact Wrestling. That chapter of Gail's career hasn't finished yet and Gail has openly said that she would love to even the score with Taryn with a rubber match.
Back on topic though... I was praising Madison and Brittany for stripping Angelina and Velvet at the end of this segment. Totally worth it there.
The Wolves and Sanada def. BroMans and Zema Ion
After both of their stellar matches at Sacrifice, I was glad to see that TNA paired The Wolves up with Sanada.
Eric Young retained the World Heavyweight Title over Bobby Roode
It was great to see the last two remaining members of Team Canada in a main event together and even more impressive to see Roode push EY to his limits and beyond. If you have any doubt in EY being a legitimate champion, then it should be completely gone by now.
May 1, 2014 |
Tyson Kidd def. Bo Dallas
Kidd and Bo definitely put on a great opening match here. Sadly, the rest of tonight's show was hit or miss.
Sasha Banks with Charlotte def. Bayley in a match for the NXT Women's Title tournament
Holy crap, I LOVED Sasha's new finisher from that combination lungblower/Backstabber into the submission. She's definitely my favorite to win this tournament if they MUST have a member of the BFFs win this.
Adam Rose def. Danny Burch. Camacho appeared during Rose's post-match party.
No one cares. Too bad that Camacho has to play the party pooper. Even worse that Leo Kruger is stuck with this gimmick.
Natalya def. Layla in a match for the NXT Women's Title tournament
Not a bad match, but a bit too obvious that Natalya was going over. Layla doesn't even wrestle on NXT regularly.
Mojo Rawley def. Oliver Grey. Aiden English came out after the match and cut a promo on Mojo
I swear I can't stand Mojo Rawley. I just can't get behind this dude's "hype". He's as exciting as watching paint dry.
Adrian Neville def. Brodus Clay in a No Disqualification match for the NXT Title
C'mon NXT, you have to do better than this, especially for a main event feud if you want to market Neville off as a credible champion.
May 3, 2014 |
Tommaso Ciampa def. Roderick Strong (w/ Adam Page)
While both of these guys are solid competitors, Strong doesn't deserve to be losing within a span of 3 minutes. C'mon man. I know Ciampa is like a monster but geez.Silas Young def. The Romantic Touch
I didn't get why Young was fighting Touch when he's a comedy character. Give Young a legitimate threat if ROH are so gung-ho about Young being their biggest heel.Jimmy Jacobs (w/ The Decade) def. Corey Holis
The match itself wasn't really anything to write home about as the point here was that The Decade grows bigger. I don't necessarily see a point in making the stable bigger when they barely get airtime on ROH's weekly shows as it is, but whatever. I'll wait and see how this plays out.Michael Elgin def. Rocky Romero
Since I've started watching ROH regularly this year, I'm slowly becoming a fan of Elgin's work. I'm sad that the Forever Hooligans don't wrestle regularly on this weekly broadcast though. I remember them from their short skint in Lucha Libre USA: Masked Warriors.WWE Extreme Rules May 4, 2014 |
WeeLC Match: El Torito def. Hornswoggle
This match wasn't as bad as I originally thought it was going to be after how WWE booked this feud up to this point. I liked that both Los Matadores and 3MB got involved in the action - showing that they weren't just there to pick up a paycheck as they stood on the sidelines. I'm glad that El Torito's talents are being put on full display in a legitimate feud, even if it's in one as silly as this.
Triple Threat Elimination Match: Cesaro def. Jack Swagger and Rob Van Dam
I remember watching this live and feeling confused when RVD pinned Swagger. I thought the match was over there as I honestly didn't remember WWE announcing that this match was going under "elimination" rules. Still, it wasn't a bad match, but just a little odd that they would contest the match with these TNA-style rules.
Handicap Match: Alexander Rusev def. R-Truth and Xavier Woods
R-Truth and Xavier Woods got a little of offense in but this was over in no time. Really, did you expect anything less?
If Rusev didn't have the eye candy Lana in his corner, he would have been in Vladmir Kozlov territory by now.
WWE Intercontinental Title Match: Bad News Barrett def. Big E
This crowd wasn't going to have it any other way, so you knew that Big E was going to lose the Intercontinental title here. I'm glad Big E was able to put up a good fight against BNB and make him look good in the process. Barrett's gimmick is a breath of fresh air, but his ringwork still doesn't impress me much. Let's just see if this IC title reign for Barrett isn't as boring as his last one.
The Shield def. Evolution
It was pretty odd to see that this match wasn't really "extreme" at all, other than the fighting outside of the ring and throughout the crowd. This was definitely the best match of the night, but I know Batista has to hate that he has been the only one who has been taking the bulk of the losses for Evolution.
Steel Cage Match: Bray Wyatt def. John Cena
This was pretty much a 3-on-1 handicap match for Cena as the Wyatt Family constantly interfered at ringside. What the fuck at that ending though... Cena's scared of kids now? Well, kids with creepy voices...
All negativity aside, Bray got the win here (much to the delight of the IWC) that shows that this feud isn't over yet. It's great to see Bray continue that freaky vibe he had going from RAW.
WWE Divas Title Match: Paige def. Tamina Snuka
I thought Paige was going to have her first legitimate threat here, but nope. Paige keeps up the same pattern from roughly every match she's been in since he move to the main roster - get beat up for 99.9% of the match, get the Hulk Hogan-style comeback, slap on that finisher and go home for the win.
Extreme Rules Match for the WWE World Heavyweight Title: Daniel Bryan def. Kane
From the way how Kane has been dominating this feud, it was a little too obvious that Daniel Bryan was going to walk away the winner. To say Kane has been back and forth in his struggle to stay relevant, it was a breath of fresh air to see him back as a monster again, especially after the prompt squash match that he suffered a loss in at WrestleMania XXX.
Someone needs to remind JBL, King, and Cole that using a forklift to win is NOT anything new... Go back and watch Judgment Day 2003. |
May 5, 2014 |
20-Man Battle Royal for the WWE United States Title: Sheamus def. Dean Ambrose, Big Show, Mark Henry, Xavier Woods, R-Truth, Goldust, Cody Rhodes, Fandango, Titus O'Neil, Kofi Kingston, Zack Ryder, Santino Marella, Ryback, Curtis Axel, Dolph Ziggler, Heath Slater, Sin Cara, Jack Swagger and Damien Sandow
The first time in MONTHS where Dean Ambrose has to finally defend the United States Championship instead of merely wearing it to keep his pants up, yet The Shield's marks find a reason to complain about this. Unlike everyone else, I want both the IC and US titles to mean something again, not just to be irrelevant props to anyone who isn't good enough to be the WWE World Heavyweight Champion.
Sheamus isn't who I would have picked to take the gold from Ambrose, but anyone else who is going to regularly defend it is fine in my book. Honestly, my preferred choices to win were Ziggler, Titus, Swagger, or Sandow.
Sheamus isn't who I would have picked to take the gold from Ambrose, but anyone else who is going to regularly defend it is fine in my book. Honestly, my preferred choices to win were Ziggler, Titus, Swagger, or Sandow.
Rob Van Dam def. Cesaro via DQ
Apparently they are prolonging this feud after the end result from Extreme Rules. Meh, whatever.
Ryback def. Cody Rhodes
Cody's losing streak continues...
Alexander Rusev def. Kofi Kingston
Rusev squashes another black guy on his Russian tour of racism...
Daniel Bryan def. Alberto Del Rio
Fresh after his win from Extreme Rules, Bryan put on an amazing match here with ADR, despite the lack of fans behind Del Rio... Sadly, both of their efforts were hampered by the bad acting and horror movie cheesiness splattered across this episode.
You can see in the video above that Daniel Bryan has been saddled with a lackluster feud with Kane, complete with horrible acting and cheap D level horror film theatrics. How am I supposed to buy that Kane is an unstoppable monster when The Shield squashed him and the rest of the New Age Outlaws in less than five minutes at WrestleMania? C'mon WWE you can do better than this shit.
WWE Intercontinental Title Match: Bad News Barrett def. Big E
Just like their match at Extreme Rules, this was a great back and forth contest. Sadly, Big E fails to recapture the gold. Vince McMahon is reportedly really high onto the BNB character, so Barrett goes over. I'll be honest and say Barrett is as impressive as watching paint dry (I NEVER was a fan of him even when he was Chris Jericho's over-hyped rookie in NXT...) but he's showing promise with the "right" dancing partners to tango with in the ring.
Adam Rose meets Zeb Colter
I think I've said this enough over Twitter since Leo Kruger was repackaged as Adam Rose on NXT... I want Leo Kruger back, dammit. I'm calling it now - the groupies and crazy entrance is going to run it's course and Rose will find himself in midcard hell or gone within a span of a few months just like Fandango and Brodus Clay.
The Wyatt Family def. The Shield
As expected, The Shield vs. The Wyatt Family was all kinds of awesome. RAW ends with Evolution assaulting The Shield post-match with Reigns on the receiving end of a Pedigree from Triple H. Oh how they are foreshadowing on a potential Roman Reigns vs. Triple H feud down the line.
May 6, 2014 |
Jack Swagger def. Dolph Ziggler
It's a Ziggler match. Watch this shit.
Cameron, Naomi and Natalya def. Aksana, Tamina Snuka and Alicia Fox
The match itself wasn't really anything to talk about, but it seems like WWE are teasing a potential Cameron and Natalya feud. Hmmm, interesting.
- We get the Mother's Day message from Mr. T.
I dunno about anyone else, but that clip seemed a bit disrespectful after the emotional, heartfelt speech that Mr. T gave at the Hall of Fame ceremony. I'm surprised he didn't sue after this got out.
Goldust def. Curtis Axel
Unlike Cody Rhodes, Goldust doesn't have a losing streak.
Main Event ends with John Cena with a message to Bray Wyatt
WWE looked to boost ratings with John Cena appearing on Main Event to give his promo that was originally intended for RAW last night. Meh, I don't care either way as long as the matches are good in this feud.May 8, 2014 |
Charlotte def. Emma in a tournament match. Emma went for the Cobra, but hit Sasha Banks on the ring apron, leading to Charlotte rolling her up for the win.
I wasn't surprised that Emma didn't get the win here. If Emma can't get a win anymore on NXT nor on the main roster, then her career isn't looking too hot right now.
Kalisto and El Local (Ricardo Rodriguez) def. The Legionnaires (Sylvester Lefort & Marcus Louis).
Here's my biggest issue on how NXT is booking The Ascension. They allow the Ascension to squash and kill off just about every new tag team on their debut, whether they are good or not. WWE and NXT's tag team divisions are already lacking. Don't go squashing guys who could potentially get insanely over enough to justify them winning the championships down the line.Camacho def. Captain Comic from Adam Rose's group of party people. Hunico returned as himself and had a confrontation with Rose.
For those not in the know, Hunico is the current Sin Cara after the original Sin Cara was fired and returned back to Mexico.Alexa Bliss def. Alicia Fox in a match for the NXT Women's Title tournament.
I'm going to call it now - the Bliss Fairy is going to be on the main roster by this time next year. She has a very marketable look and she's extremely agile - both traits that can propel her into popularity on the main roster in no time. She got my respect from still working the match like a pro even after Fox got her bleeding from the mouth. At this moment, I'm calling her my second favorite in this tournament. I can't see her winning this but I would LOVE to see her versus Sasha in the finals.Battle royal to determine a new #1 contender to the NXT Title. Participants are Xavier Woods, Brodus Clay, Baron Corbin, Curt Hawkins, Aiden English, Jason Jordan, Danny Burch, Oliver Grey, Marcus Louise, Sylvester Lefort, Big Cass, Camacho, Mason Ryan, Kalisto, El Local, Mojo Rawley, Sami Zayn, Yoshi Tatsu, Tyler Breeze, Bo Dallas and Tyson Kidd.
Zayn, Breeze and Kidd were all eliminated last at the same time. Triple H comes out and announces a triple threat between them to crown the #1 contender. If you don't watch this episode of NXT for anything else, it's just for this match - namely the final three.May 8, 2014 |
Knux (w/ The Menagerie) def. Kazarian in his return to the company
Knux came out with Rebel (a former cheerleader who is friends with Christy Hemme), Crazy Steve (who looks oddly similar to the Gangster Prankster from Black Scorpion), The Freak (Rob Terry) and several other carny acts, including two guys on stilts.
I can't speak on the match itself as I was pretty distracted looking at this:
"You know a shorty got a big ass when she got that booty shade going on back there." |
Ethan Carter III def. Kurt Angle
Kurt was still playing up the injury angle from several months ago, even having the referee throw up an "X" during the match. Angle stopped the ref from throwing out the match, but got caught with a spear.Willow def. Magnus by disqualification. Bram (former NXT talent Kenneth Cameron) came out in the middle of the match and attacked Hardy, handcuffing him to the ring and beating on him with some sort of object
I have no idea on what to think of Bram. I don't even remember seeing him on NXT. If he's going to give Magnus a bit of depth to his character then I'm all for it.The Beautiful People def. Madison Rayne & Brittney in an Evening Gown tag team match
The Wolves def. The Bromans to retain the TNA World Tag Team Championships in a ladder match
A good match, but I saw it as both teams just recycling at lot of the same spots from the last PPV.
MVP came out and brought down EY to reveal his opponent for Slammiversary. When nobody comes out, MVP attacks Young from behind, revealing himself as the #1 contender to the TNA World Heavyweight Championship
I will be honest. MVP fooled me. Him going heel and naming himself as Eric Young's opponent made like no sense as it came out of left field. I thought he was supposed to be the opposite of Dixie Carter?
May 15, 2014 |
The Ascension defeated Buddy Murphy and an unknown wrestler
Random squash matches against tag teams no one cares about. And yet people wonder why no one cares about The Ascension. Don't get me wrong. They are two talented Superstars, but I wish NXT had more tag teams to test their mettle against.Charlotte defeated Alexa Bliss in a match for the NXT Women's Title Tournament
After Alexa Bliss' defeat here, you can see where this is going. Charlotte vs. Natalya for a Flair vs. Hart family rehash in the Title Tournament Finals. I feel that Charlotte is still a bit too green to take up a role like this right now and WWE are only giving her a push to stay on Ric Flair's good side.
Mojo Rawley beat Aiden English
I really hate this dude. There's NO way in hell I can get "hyped" in a Mojo Rawley match. Aiden English needs to be utilized better than this. Maybe pair him up with someone like Damien Sandow and go for the NXT Tag Team titles?Big Cass beat Angelo Dawkins. CJ Parker came out holding a sign that read "This sign is recyclable."
Nobody cares. Big Cass has to be like the most boring "big guy" on the WWE roster. Now that's "SAWFT".Tyson Kidd defeated Sami Zayn and Tyler Breeze in a Triple Threat match to become No. 1 contender to the NXT Championship
Best match of the night thus far. Zayn caught Breeze with a big boot. Zayn was dumped to the floor by Kidd, who followed up with a top rope elbow drop onto Breeze for the win. Zayn loses yet another big opportunity at gold on NXT. I have to wonder how long WWE is going to continue clipping his wings at almost every turn towards a championship? As for Kidd, this is do or die time for him. If he doesn't deliver at Takeover, I doubt WWE is going to have any more faith in him for a push like this.
May 15, 2014 |
Kazarian def. Crazy Steve via disqualification. This wasn't really a match, as Crazy Steve just messed around and ended up getting DQ'd for pulling the referee's pants down
I'm not complaining. We saw more of Rebel's fine ass...Eric Young comes out and talks about MVP turning on him last week just to get a title shot. He says he would have gladly just given MVP a title shot because he is a fighting champion. MVP shows up on the tron and trash talks EY.
All of that sounds nice and all, but MVP's heel turn still doesn't add up. Oh well, chalk it up to #DatTNALogic...Willow def. Magnus & Bram in a 2-on-1 handicap match
I still don't know what to think of Bram as he seems more like a distraction to Magnus than an asset at this stage.James Storm def. Mr. Anderson
This feud seems like a bit of a step down from both of their feuds with Samuel Shaw and Gunner. That's just me...Backstage, MVP and Eric Young are brawling everywhere. MVP gets the better of it, laying out the champion, and accepts a title match for later tonight.
Gail Kim def. Velvet Sky. After the match, Velvet took the Knockouts Championship and knocked out Gail
The Beautiful People's bag of dirty tricks came into play, but Gail Kim still came out on top. I love how they are doing this feud with how TBP are slowly corrupting the entire Knockouts division and forcing everyone to get involved.Sanada def. Tigre Uno & Zema Ion in a triple threat match for the X-Division Championship
Match of the Night - 'Nuff said. I wish TNA would give X-Division more attention like this on EVERY broadcast. Sanada continues to prove exactly why he's the X-Division Champion.
Eric Young def. MVP via disqualfication when Kenny King came out and attacked EY
MVP wants the match restarted, but the referee won't hear it, so King takes out the ref too. Bobby Lashley makes his return to Impact and looks like he's going to make the save, but ends up spearing EY instead. MVP, King and Lashley stand over the champion to end the taping.Boy, you guys should have read the tweets following this from the TNA haters. People were calling this stable "MLK" as some mock Civil Rights Movement. C'mon, even TNA aren't that damn stupid. Seriously though, I don't mind this new group. It brings King into the spotlight and gives Lashley a strong platform to start off on now that he's back in TNA.
May 17, 2014 |
Match Number One: Bobby Fish and Kyle O’Reilly def. Cedric Alexander and Andrew Everett
Other wrestling enthusiasts have dubbed Cedric Alexander the next generation successor to AJ Styles. I can see what they are getting at. The guy is definitely showing promise with his athleticism and superb in-ring ability. Fish and O'Reilly aren't bad either, but I need some more time to gauge their talents since I'm still just getting back into the swing of watching ROH regularly again.Match Number Two: Michael Elgin def. A.J. Styles for a Future Title Match Opportunity
If you haven't seen their first encounter, then do yourself a favor and watch that before watching this. That being said, this was just as good - if not better, than their initial encounter. Mad kudos that Ring of Honor are showing this FREE on TV. Well for those who are able to watch ROH's weekly programming.
May 19, 2014 |
RAW opens with the always amazing Bray Wyatt on the microphone. John Cena fools the Wyatts for once and gets one over them as he leaves them all out in the ring to end the opening segment. I don't know about anyone else, but Bray's singing has already ran its course for me. I'm cool with his promos though.
Cesaro def. Sheamus
While I'm not too crazy about Sheamus, I do appreciate this great opening match between him and Cesaro.Beat The Clock Challenge Match: Big E def. Ryback in 5:02
You KNOW Ryback wasn't going to win this and they have to keep Big E relevant someway or another.R-Truth and Naomi vs. Layla and Fandango - Match NEVER transpires
This match never happens as filming for The Marine 4 is over and Summer Rae is back to reclaim her property from Layla - namely Fandango. I feel sorry for R-Truth and the Funkadactyls. They got all dressed up for nothing only for Summer to be the wet blanket to this party.
Stephanie McMahon mocks the fans
You cannot hate Stephanie McMahon. She is arguably WWE's best heel at the moment with Paul Heyman running for 2nd place. I love how she's playing up the Daniel Bryan situation. I say go with giving the title to Triple H just for the additional heat for The Authority.
Rusev def. Heath Slater
I'm shocked Rusev squashed a white guy instead of his typical racist hunt for black guys in his immortal quest to squash all jobbers.
Beat The Clock Challenge Match: Rob Van Dam def. Alberto Del Rio in 4:15
Rats, 5 seconds away from 4:20... Oh well.
Seth Rollins def. Batista via DQ
Great match that continues to show that this Evolution vs. The Shield feud is best for business.Alicia Fox def. Paige
What the hell at that ending, yo. I'm glad that Alicia Fox got a win, but hot damn the finish of that match needs to be on Botchmania. Someone call Maffew stat!
Beat The Clock Challenge Match: Mark Henry vs. Dolph Ziggler - No Contest due to Time Limit
By this point, I think WWE loves getting our hopes up on Dolph Ziggler. Every time he gets close to greatness, WWE shoots him down and Ziggler is left with another loss in the record books. Whenever his contract runs out, I suggest he look into promotions outside of WWE and do like Christian - show WWE that you can obtain success outside of their kingdom. Just don't come back and let them bury you into oblivion though. Christian just needs to retire and become a trainer on NXT at this rate.John Cena def. Luke Harper
Another RAW, another Cena vs. random Wyatt Family member bout. I feel like we've seen like a million of these by this point. Super Cena picks up the win, but Bray has the last laugh as he KOs Cena with the Sister Abigail before counting to ten to close out RAW.May 22, 2014 |
Paige defeated Tamina Snuka
The biggest thing that I took away from this match was that Paige was finally on the offensive for the bulk of this match instead of being tossed around like a rag doll for 90% of her matches on the main roster. I get that the babyface has to overcome the hurdles, but it was a breath of fresh air to see her and Tamina trade their big guns. Sadly, the match as a whole wasn't too much to talk about, offering the second lackluster finish to a Paige match within the span of a week.Adam Rose defeated Camacho.
Aren't they having this match on Takeover? Why do it now? And whatever on the win by count out. Rose's groupies get more screen time than his actual matches last.Natalya defeated Sasha Banks with Charlotte in a finals match for the NXT Women's Title tournament. It will be Natalya vs. Charlotte for the title at Takeover.
I'm going to be honest when I say I wanted Sasha Banks versus Charlotte in the finals. No disrespect to Natalya in the least, but it's bloody damn obvious that Charlotte is going to beat her at Takeover. I think Ric Flair's daughter is far too green to hold the gold at this point. Sasha has been improving every week since her heel turn last year and I'm disappointed to see WWE won't reward her improvement.Adrian Neville defeated Curt Hawkins.
I was more surprised that Curt Hawkins still has a job in WWE honestly. The match itself wasn't noteworthy at all - much like Neville's title reign up to this point. What followed afterwards is what you needed to take home from this encounter:Tyson Kidd comes out for an in-ring confrontation with Neville to hype their match at Takeover.
God, I want Tyson Kidd to win at Takeover. Neville just bores me as a champion at this stage. Neville is talented, yes, but it was premature to put him into this position at this stage. From the way that WWE is pushing him too far and too fast, he will end up as the next Evan Bourne in no time, joining Xavier Woods and Kofi Kingston in midcard hell on the main roster.
Big E defeated Bo Dallas. The stipulation was that if Bo won, he got a NXT Title shot and if he lost, he has to leave NXT.
"Bo, LEAVE!" chants erupt from the crowd after Bo Dallas' loss. I haven't been the biggest fan of Bo Dallas at all when he was NXT Champion, but the post-match segment made me a BOliever.
May 22, 2014 |
Angelina Love def. Brittany
Angelina Love issued an open challenge tonight to any knockout who has never won the knockouts championship. Brittany answers the call, but honestly, who else was there to answer the challenge? Taryn's still gone on injury and Christy Hemme can't wrestle anymore. I know Rebel doesn't have any wrestling training yet, so she's out. That just left Brittany.
Austin Aries defeated MVP by DQ. Aries was about to finish off MVP when Lashley and King made the save. Eric Young tried to help Aries but was overcome as well
Tonight's broadcast had a recurring theme - the heels are in control, namely MVP and his cronies (King & Lashley), and there's nothing anyone can do to stop them.
Willow defeated Magnus w/Bram in a Falls Count anywhere match
Bram tried to get Magnus to use the turnbuckle hook on Willow. Magnus finally tried to hit Willow with the turnbuckle and Willow won with a Twist of Fate on the ramp. I was surprised to see Willow win here with the heels on a roll on this broadcast.Eddie Edwards comes to the ring to challenge MVP, Kenny, or Lashley. Kenny King hits his finisher on Eddie on the ramp.
(Shaking my head) Eddie should've known better than that. It's like he hasn't been watching the show until now.
Bobby Lashley defeated Eric Young in a non-title match.
MVP and Kenny King attacked Young. Brian Hebner was about to throw out the match but MVP stopped him. Austin Aries came out with a kendo stick to help Young but Lashley speared him.For those of you who saw Impact on 6/19/14 should know this match was foreshadowing the not-so-pretty future of Eric Young's title reign...
May 24, 2014 |
Match Number One: Ethan Page versus Silas Young
Decent opener, but it only served to help drive the point home that Silas Young means business.Match Number Two: Caprice Coleman def. Tadarius Thomas (with Adam Page and Jimmy Jacobs)
Tadarius Thomas seems like that one kid in school who misbehaves just for the "cool" kids will think he's cool. That's the EXACT vibe I get from him trying to get on The Decade's good side.Match Number Three: Jay Lethal (with Truth Martini) def. Cheeseburger for the Ring of Honor Television Title
You KNOW Cheeseburger isn't going to win this. This was just to add heat for Lethal and the House of Truth. I never get tired of seeing the Lethal Injection. Hands down my favorite variation of the Diamond Cutter/RKO.Match Number Four: Kevin Steen and Cliff Compton def. Eddie Kingston and Homicide in a Charm City Street Fight
Great match, but it was rather odd that Compton didn't want to show respect to Steen at the end. It's stuff like this that makes watching ROH rather annoying if you're new or just returning back into the swing of their product. For example, I have NO idea who Compton is supposed to be and why does he have beef with Steen?May 26, 2014 |
So you're telling me that Stephanie couldn't control Kane's actions a few weeks ago and now they have him on a leash without any backlash? Gotta love that WWE logic, bro.
"It's me, it's me, BNB."
Bad News Barrett joins commentary for the next match.
Cesaro (w/ Paul Heyman) def. Rob Van Dam
Solid match, but BNB screws RVD out of the win with a distraction from ringside. Sheamus comes out and kicks off Cesaro's head with the Borque Kick afterwards.
If there's any two matches that could be sleeper hits for Payback on Sunday, it's those two matches for the United States and Intercontinental Championships representively.
Eva Marie def. Summer Rae
Yes, you read that right. Summer had the match won until Fandango came out on stage with Layla, who locked lips with Fandango in a steamy kiss that distracted Summer long enough for Eva Marie to steal the win.
El Torito def. Drew McIntyre
First Eva Marie wins and now El Torito has a match? Los Matadores deserve so much better than this. I'd kill to see El Local and Kallisto feud with them down on NXT instead of this comedy bullshit. It was funny for Extreme Rules, but WWE needs to stop miking it dry.
(Facepalms) Hornswoggle rips off El Torito's tail...
Bray Wyatt gives Jerry "The King" Lawler a message to deliver to John Cena
There were two former WWE segments in mind during this segment. One was Kane lighting Jim Ross on fire as a "message" to Stone Cold Steve Austin and the other was Heidenreich "heidenraping" Michael Cole. I bet you wouldn't see that shit on the WWE app.
Rusev def. Zack Ryder
Who is booking this show? Russo? First, Eva Marie, El Torito, and now Ryder has a match? C'mon...
Randy Orton and Batista def. Cody Rhodes and Goldust
Just check out that sick RKO from this match. That's all you need to see.
No Holds Barred Handicap Match: Randy Orton and Batista def. Goldust
The match that followed forced Cody Rhodes to the back after being "eliminated" while Goldust was forced to go it alone. It was a valiant effort but Goldust went down as well, with Evolution giving The Shield a clear message on what is to come for them at Payback.
What followed next was 4 matches no one cared about...
What followed next was 4 matches no one cared about...
Bo Dallas def. Sin Cara
Emma def. Alicia Fox
Adam Rose def. Damien Sandow
Sheamus def. Alberto Del Rio
Contract Signing between Evolution and The Shield
Not to sound like the announcer from Mobile Fighter G Gundam, but here's the moment that we've all been waiting for. In traditional wrestling manner, the contract signing erupts into utter chaos with both factions brawling it out, but Evolution comes out on top. This has been the FIRST and only time I felt like The Shield could lose in a feud. About damn time, too. The Shield has proven to be nearly indestructible in every feud they have been involved in up to this point. It's about time that WWE is finally giving us doubt that they could lose for once.
May 29, 2014 |
NXT Title Match
Tyson Kidd vs. Adrian Neville
Good grief this match was an emotional roller coaster to watch, but first let's talk about this interview BEFORE the match with Michael Cole. This was cold blooded of WWE to go that far and have Cole say that if Kidd lost, he would be remembered only as "Nattie's husband". I would've fought Cole's ass after he said that. I know that they are going with that he's losing confidence in himself thing and going to the Dark Side for a potential heel turn, but this was a bit much. Way to bury the guy before the match even started, sheesh.
As for the match itself, it was a stellar affair from start to finish. There was one point where I thought they were going to pull the swerve and have Nattie go heel to help him win, but they kept it clean, which I thought was a completely weak way to go out with this event. Neville's too boring of a champion to carry the NXT brand and I rather see someone else hold the gold at this point. Let's hope either Tyler Breeze or Sami Zayn dethrones him by the end of the summer.
As for Kidd, I hope him AND Natalya go heel. They have been disgustingly babyface for FAR too long and it would be a complete breath of fresh air for both of their in-ring personas. I wish WWE would quit trying to turn stuff on Total Divas to in-ring storylines when people already have that distinction that what's on that show is separate than what goes on the weekly storylines, so there's no reason to try to merge the two.
Vacant NXT Women's Title Match
Charlotte ("The Nature Boy" Ric Flair) def. Natalya (Bret "The Hitman" Hart) to become NEW NXT Women's Champion
Reigning WWE Divas Champion Paige wishes the future women of NXT best of luck as the future of the Divas division starts with them. The match starts off as a strictly technical affair with both Divas exchanging and countering hold after hold. It slowly becomes a heated match that screams with vibes from the old Flair and Hart family rivalry of days of old. The Divas division on neither the main roster nor NXT haven't seen a match this good in a while. Well, not since NXT ArRIVAL earlier this year...Charlotte did a great spot with a rope hung Figure Four, but won after Natalya reversed Charlotte's Sharpshooter into a Figure Four attempt. Charlotte kicked her away and hit her over the shoulder neckbreaker to win. Much like Zayn earlier tonight, I'm sad to see Natalya be yet another stepping stone for someone else. Whether you love or hate her, Natalya can make ANY Diva she is in the ring with look good. If you want proof, look at any of her 1-on-1 matches against Paige, Emma, or AJ Lee from last year.
For Charlotte's sake, she has a LOT weighing in on her shoulders as the NXT Women's Champion following in Paige's footsteps. I hope she can handle the pressure.
Rusev (w/ Lana) def. Mojo Rawley
Squash match. I took GREAT pleasure seeing this clown get squashed. I can definitely get "hyped" for that. Besides, we all need our weekly prescription serving of Lana in our lives.
NXT Tag Team Title Match
El Local and Kalisto vs. The Ascension
The Ascension killed Kalisto and El Local's momentum at the start and this match transforms into a typical garden-variety WWE tag team match, where the heels separate one babyface partner from their team's corner while the heels pummel them into oblivion as the audience waits for the hot tag.I rather see WWE move Los Matadores to NXT and feud with El Local and Kalisto than being yet another team that was squashed by The Ascension.
Tyler Breeze def. Sami Zayn
To be expected, Sami Zayn handed Tyler Breeze the best match of his career thus far and proved that he's ready to hang with the big boys. I wish Breeze had a better finisher though as that running Spinning Wheel Kick (Beauty Shot) isn't doing it for me at all. I'm sad to see Zayn continue to lose at the expense of putting other people over on his second NXT PPV-style appearance. Sami Zayn doesn't know the meaning of a bad match. Hmmm, I guess Breeze will be chicken fodder to whoever wins the main event.
Pretty much sums up my thoughts on my personal frustrations with Sami Zayn being stuck on NXT for so long when he's more than ready to be on the main roster. |
Adam Rose def. Camacho
Camacho dominated this match for 90% of the contest, even managing to blow through Rose's attempts to "hulk up" like Hulk Hogan. Somehow, Rose still hits his three moves of doom (Double A Spinebuster, Bronco Buster, and the Party Foul - which looks like Ethan Carter III and Dean Ambrose's finishers) to pick up the win. Ugh... I'll be glad when this gimmick runs it's course like Fandango's and WWE reverts him back to Leo Kruger. Rose is great in the ring, but he doesn't need a retarded gimmick like this to get over.
May 29, 2014 |
Six Man Tag Team Match
MVP, Bobby Lashley, & Kenny King def. The Wolves & Austin Aries
This one was close for The Wolves & A Double, but Team MVP (that's what I'm going to start calling this group since they've STILL haven't given themselves an official name) came out on top after Lashley hit Davey with a Spear from out of nowhere Roman Reigns-style before holding him up for MVP to finish him off with a Drive-By Kick for the win.
Bram (w/Magnus) def. Tigre Uno
No, TNA, no. Don't go burying Tigre Uno after he had a stellar title match with Sanada. Bring out Norm or Dewey for that shit. That being said, I'm STILL not impressed with this Bram guy.
Gunner & Mr. Anderson def. The BroMans
This just seemed like an oddball match on the card as it seems like TNA is just testing the waters with this team. I was thinking Gunner was going to turn on Anderson and unleash Shaw on him, but nope. Clean, straight forward victory.Afterwards, the Menagerie came out again only to scare off The BroMans since Robbie E is apparently scared of clowns.
The Beautiful People def. Brittany & Gail Kim
Brittany ignores Madison Rayne's advice and partners up with Gail Kim against TBP to attempt to even the score for humiliating her last week. Once again, TBP gets the win and Brittany's left visibly fuming at the loss.Brittany (Santana Garrett) is talented in the ring and I like how they slowly grooming her as a potential threat to TBP. She has the skill, but not the veteran experience to deal with TBP's bag of tricks. That fact is shown clearly in this match.
Brittany reveals her "feelings" for Madison Rayne
I'm surprised they are going this route with Brittany's character. Back when TNA had a developmental deal with OVW, Taeler Hendrix did a lesbian angle with Heidi Lovelace. Interesting to see they are trying this with Brittany and Madison. I'm sure the end result will be that since Madison keeps pushing her away, Brittany will be "corrupted" by The Beautiful People and end up taking that same role that Madison had when she first joined TNA. Either way, this makes for good stuff going on in the Knockouts division.
Main Event
Non-Title Match
Special Referee: Ethan Carter III
Bully Ray vs. “Showtime” Eric Young - NO Contest
MVP forces Bully Ray and Eric Young to fight this out like men, despite their mutual alliance against MVP's stable. The match ends in no contest when MVP's group gets involved. Lashley spears Bully in the corner but Samoa Joe makes his return to Impact Wrestling to close out the show.I'm glad to see Samoa Joe back after his impromptu disappearance for the last few months. Now let's keep our fingers crossed to see if he gets into the main event picture like he deserves.
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